Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

MxM No matter how many times Mello abandons him, ignores him, breaks him, Matt can't help but desperately, hopelessly love him. Even in those sparse moments when Matt can see this love reciprocated, Mello always turns away...

Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.

Hormones are kicking in the Wammy's House. And I mean with EVERYONE. Not only did L return to the Wammy's House, but he brought Light with him. And with these hormones kicking in, who knows what to expect! Matt x Mello x Near x Light x L x BB? WTF? R&R!

MattxMello are on their own until a visit to L has them helping on a case and dealing with a blossoming romance between L and a certain Detective named Light Yagami; MattxMello, eventual LightxL AND Near and OC.

Zexion starts spending time with his roommate, Axel, and his boyfriend, Roxas. They introduce him to Demyx. Yaoi, rated for lemons, language, and drug use.

Roger made a poor decision, and put Matt, Mello, and Near in a normal school. Mello decides to react by acting out in class. If you are disturbed by the idea of Mello acting like a perverted drama queen, then don't read this.

Wammy's Dorms, where the 6 brightest boys in the school reside. But when you put genii together, what can happen? Cat-fights, misunderstanding and sexual tension! Yaoi.

Matt really just wanted a co-worker. Instead, he got what's turning out to be a psycho stalker with a liking towards his ass. Great. MxM, AU, co-author between me Holli-chan and Atreyl! WARNING: Not a very romantic romance.-HIATUS: sorry guys.personal.

What can a missing puppy bring to two certain people? Mello quickly learns the answer as he goes through a whole lot of trouble, plus the relationship he has with Matt...He just wanted his puppy, damn it.

A series of one-shots all centering around the theme of our favorite couple being caught in compromising positions. Matt/Mello is the main pairing, but others will be making cameo appearances.

I am empty inside, damned to the existence of a Nobody. But when I look at him, I can't help but feel that emptiness within me filling up. Maybe this is why I dont have a heart... because it has been given to Roxas. Axel/Roxas lemon.

Mello's a bastard. Seriously. Not that that stopped Matt from falling head-over-gameboy with him.

Everything for Matt changes when BB and Mello step into his life. Pranks, fights, and crossdressing follow, and in the end, Matt has to choose between the two geniuses. Tch, as if making references to Twilight wasn't bad enough.

Waking up way too early is never fun... unless Zexion is there. Zemyx. Fluff, cuteness. Slight AU, kinda.

You know you want to. Truth or Dare, with any Death Note Character you want, with no limitations to what you can do. Just write it in a review. I'm a poet and I know it. Rated T for possible events.

Ryuzaki is kidnapped by Light, Mello, Matt, Near, and Beyond, these rich kids who call themselves a Host Club. Meanwhile, L's cases begin hitting a little too close to home. Death Note/Ouran crossover. WARNING: Yaoi, Slash. LxLight, MattxMelloxNear

"I'm tired of this Matt!" Mello transfers school to Germany to live with Matt after taking too much. What will Matt do when he realises that his best friend means more to him than a simple sex toy?

In which it's two a.m., Mello's buying chocolate, and Reno is hitting on Matt. Don't worry, Mello's coming to save him.

L, Light, Matt, Mello, Near, and Mikami have a sleepover! They play a party game called Unexpected Wishes, in which a person makes a wish, and the others must find a way to grant it, no matter what it is. MxM, one-sided Mikami/Light. Sadly no L/Light.

"You're fifteen," I managed, not exactly knowing what else to say. "You're... too young." Matt/Mello, and a smug Near. One-shot.

Matt, an amateur internet porn star, teams up with the famous Mello, a porn film actor, to make a new movie. On set for three days, what will befall the two boys? Between takes of heated sex, will they bond or fight?

Light wants to do something different with L. Will he be agreeable to what he has in mind? Romantic one shot. LightxL.

Once upon a time, fate brought a young redheaded boy to an orphanage called Wammy's. At that time, he didn't know what kind of love, drama, and sinister plot he'd just gotten himself into.

And this is the story of how a Chinese restaurant brought them back together.

Mello knows he's destroying Matt, little by little. One day, he decides it needs to stop.

In which Mello is pushed past the breaking point by his love for a certain redhead. He's got to confess, or he might just explode.

Two lovely princesses reflect on an intimate moment they shared as an experiment when they were 12. Peach helped Zelda find out who she was, and find out who she was herself. Rated T for sexual jokes at the end. R&R please.

Matt is in the middle of grocery shopping when Mello calls him. And...is Mello crying?

"'Mmmm, so delicious. Yeah baby,' the voice purred. I slapped my hand over my mouth to stifle the scandalized gasp threatening to escape my lips." Matt hears some interresting noises coming from his and Mello's room... and it's easy to misinterpret. MxM

It's Valentine's Day and Light has plans for L. What about L, what does he think of this holiday? Has he ever thought about this holiday before Light came into his life? LightxL, rated M for later scenes.