I only post something if the inspiration strikes. Which is rare.

Rules:

1. Put your music player on shuffle.

2. Press forward for each question.

3. Use the song title as the answer for each question, even if it makes no sense. XP NO CHEATING!!!

1. How are you feeling today?

Sexy and I Know It--LMFAO ( ;) )

2. Will you get far in life?

Round and Round--Imagine Dragons (if I'm being honest, I seem to be going round in circles at the moment)

3. How do your friends see you?

Empty Room--Arcade Fire (pretty sure there's a theme of loneliness in there, which isn't promising)

4. Will you get married?

I'll Never Forget You--Birdy (again, not promising whether I do or not and if I do it doesn't end happily)

5. what is your best friend's theme song?

Stronger-Kelly Clarkson (I don't have a best friend but I think we've all felt this at some point)

6. What is the story of your life?

The Ballad of the Gambler and the Monk (Act 4 Scene 1)--The Dolls of New Albion, Paul Shapera (yikes)

7. What will the rest of high school life be like?

Amsterdam--Imagine Dragons (This song seems to have a message of hope and, whilst I finished high school in 2013, I did have hope for the future)

8. How will you get ahead in life?

Beautiful--Carole King ('You've got to get up every the morning with a smile on your face and show the world all the love in your heart. Then people gonna treat you better and you will find, yes you will, you're as beautiful as you feel' I've told myself that when trying to put myself back together)

9. What is the best thing about your friends?

That Man--Caro Emerald (heh heh)

10. To describe your grandparents?

Big Shot--Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band (Unfortunately I don't have grandparents anymore, but I highly doubt they would relate to this song)

11. How is your life going?

Better Than Revenge--Taylor Swift (I am hurt but I am not the vindictive type)

12. What song will play at your funeral?

I Can't Forget--Leonard Cohen (And we all know he is perfect for livening up the mood!)

13. How does the world see you?

Lies--Martina McBride (harsh)

14. Will you have a happy life?

Blue Lips--Regina Spektor (no promises, but I will at least be human about it)

15. Do people secretly lush over you?

Rolling in the Deep--Adele (does it matter if people lush over me if they hurt me, or I don't lush over them??)

16. How can I make myself happy?

I Gave You All--Mumford and Sons (To anyone who may stumble across here, don't ever sell yourself short to ANYONE)

17. What should you do with you life?

Applause--Lady Gaga (I hope)

18. Will you have children?

Suzanne--Leonard Cohen (it doesn't seem likely, but that's not necessarily a sad thing)

19. What is your deep dark secret?

The Day They Come (Act 4 Scene 5)--The Dolls of New Albion, Paul Shapera (Given the subject matter, it's about the most appropriate song so far)

20. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?

Underdog--Imagine Dragons (If I had a mortal enemy that would be too bad; everyone loves an underdog)

21. What is your personality like?

Style--Taylor Swift (Daaayum)

22. What will be played at your wedding?

Ultraviolence--Lana Del Rey (…)

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

Love is Noise--The Verve

Annabel's Lament--The Dolls of New Albion, Paul Shapera

Stronger--Kelly Clarkson

Angel in the Night--Basshunter

If I Knew Then--Lady Antebellum

Young and Beautiful--Lana Del Rey

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Paul Shapera (seriously, look up his music!)

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

Stephen King's It--"the little covered walkway over the canal, known as the Kissing Bridge."

4) What do you think about most?

How long I have to wait before something changes

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

'Tomorrow at 4:30?'

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

With pyjamas unless it's very very very hot

7) What's your strangest talent?

I can touch my nose with my tongue

8) Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence)

Are female. Are male.

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Not to my knowledge

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Zonks ago. Possibly never

11) Do you have any strange phobias?

Loud noises

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

No...

13) What's your religion?

Good old theism

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Walking and listening to music

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

99% of the time, in front of the camera

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Arcade Fiiiire!

17) What was the last lie you told?

Erm...probably something about being fine!

18) Do you believe in karma?

I want to

19) What does your URL mean?

I was about 15 when I made it up, time has passed and I can't be bothered to change it!

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

My greatest weakness is actually probably kindness at the moment: there is a difference between being nice and then letting people take advantage of you
My greatest strength I would say is resilience

21) Who is your celebrity crush?

I don't really have one at the moment!

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Not yet

23) How do you vent your anger?

I turn it in on myself

24) Do you have a collection of anything?

String men keyrings :-)

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Neither

26) Are you happy with the person you've become?

I could be, but I've been stuck in a rut for the past three years and I'm not entirely sure of who I am

27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

Coughing/throat clearing, feet crunching on fresh snow

28) What's your biggest "what if"?

What if I had chosen a different school? But all my decisions brought me to where I am today!

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

I believe there is something there. No aliens.

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Bedside table. Air.

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

Air.

32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?

Rhyl, Wales: everything was closed so we had lunch in McDonalds and went home

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?

Cornwall is the west coast and I've been there on holiday, Brighton is the East Coast and I haven't been there for a while, so I'll say Cornwall...Oh, you mean in America? Well, I've only been to New York City which I believe is the east :)

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

George Ezra's OK

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

To be happy

36) Define Art.

Art is what the observer believes it to be

37) Do you believe in luck?

Yes

38) What's the weather like right now?

It's been extremely windy and rainy over the past few days...lousy Smarch weather

39) What time is it?

01:44 (and I wonder why I sleep so late)

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Yes. No.

41) What was the last book you read?

When God was a Rabbit--Sarah Winman

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

No, it makes me sick

43) Do you have any nicknames?

I used to be 'Jazz' during high school

44) What was the last movie you saw?

Corpse Bride

45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?

A) I was in the playground in year 5 and I tripped and smashed my face into a metal gate, B) in year 6 someone through a rugby ball at my face and broke my nose

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

No

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

I don't think so

48) What's your sexual orientation?

Straight

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

Yes

50) Do you believe in magic?

Not sure

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Sometimes

52) What is your astrological sign?

Libra

53) Do you save money or spend it?

Save

54) What's the last thing you purchased?

Chocolate bar

55) Love or lust?

Love

56) In a relationship?

No, but better than being in the wrong relationship

57) How many relationships have you had?

A couple of high-school relationships and a fling that ultimately led to nothing, one serious relationship

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Yes

59) Where were you yesterday?

At home

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Box of bath shit

61) Are you wearing socks right now?

No

62) What's your favorite animal?

I like them all, but cats and rabbits have special places in my heart

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

I don't know

64) Where is your best friend?

I don't have one!

65) Spit or swallow?(;

I know what that means, sonny jim!

66) What is your heritage?

1/4 Welsh, 1/8 Irish. The rest is English

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

Probably gaming (I just don't know WHY I struggle to wake up...)

68) What do you think is Satan's last name?

Satan does not need a last name

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

No

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

I'm trying to be

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if

you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

DOGS CAN SWIM

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

A) Yes, and those closest to me would recieve a letter B) spend as much time with the people I love C) Maybe at first, but we've all got to go

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

Where would we be if we can't trust the ones we love? So I guess trust would win out of the two

74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Easy--Lionel Richie. It takes me back to a time when I was full of hope and the future was exciting and I was the happiest I had ever been

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

Who wants to know?

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Trust and honesty

77) How can I win your heart?

I don't even know

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Yes

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

To join Stretch

80) What size shoes do you wear?

8

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Some deep, meaningful quote

82) What is your favorite word?

I don't have one

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

The organ that pumps blood and lives between your lungs

84) What is a saying you say a lot?

Annoyed voice: Really?!?! (I say it in work)

85) What's the last song you listened to?

The Visit--Regina Spektor. It has the mood that I hope to one day have about someone

86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?

Black

87) What is your current desktop picture?

A singular tent in a foresty area on a starry night

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

Donald Trump

89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

Do you/have you self harm?

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't

really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Scream. Or think I was dreaming

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

To fly

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

One night in my third year of university. Not a particularly special night; classes/studying on a cold, grey January day, with more of the same tomorrow. But my housemates and I were geeking out and playing games and quizzing each other, talking and laughing. Endless cups of tea and coffee. I suddenly realised I had everything I had ever wanted. I was happy.

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

The problem with that is, it is the horrible experiences that have made me who I am

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

George Ezra, I guess?

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

New York!

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

No

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

Yes. Too many times to count

98) Ever been on a plane?

Indeed

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

SAVE THE FUCKING PLANET