My name is Jazline Gonzalez but my friends call me Jazzy I've written stories i just haven't published them online. Im OBSESSED with criminal minds i know almost everything about them.yes, i've stalked them I mean no i haven't stalked them, lol.But please don't tell me to choose which ones my favorite.

Sadly i'm 13 years old and I live in boston.

CM couples I'de love together:

Hotchner X Prentiss

Morgan X Garcia

Reid X JJ

Reid X Elle

Garcia X Kevin

CM couples im Okay with:

Rossi X Prentiss

Rossi X JJ

Morgan X Prentiss

CM couples i hate together:

Slash

Garcia X Hotch

JJ X Morgan

Reid X Prentiss

Reid X Seaver

Garcia X Reid

Hotch X Seaver

Morgan X Seaver

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ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F?

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4. The first truth is a lie!

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