On-going series of AU drabbles and drabblets, some depressing and some funny. Updated as ideas strike me. Suggestions welcomed. Feel free to steal any AU that spawns a plot-bunny. Ch 97: the first rule of getting information out of people is Don't Be A Creeper.

Antonio didn't know what to think of the man who randomly showed up in his home... completely naked. Yet, he still found himself drawn to this "Lovino", only to be thrown into his worst nightmare. AU, Human names used. DISCONTINUED-remaining plot on last chapter.

Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]

All magic comes with a price. This has been Rumpelstiltskin's warning to others for as long as he can remember. But it seems he didn't heed the warning strong enough; while attempting to curse Hook, he accidentally swaps their bodies. Now he's in a race against time to save his own life, Belle's, and quite possibly, the residents of Storybrooke. (RumpelXBelle and some HookXBelle)

Everyone needs a place to belong. For a werewolf, this is even more important. Grantaire had given up on ever finding a pack that would accept him and that he could accept, but hope springs eternal. He isn't the only unique stray that Les Amis come across in 1831, either. Enjolras' pack is determined to both fix the wolves' society and help their human friends win freedom.

A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!

The one where the Doctor keeps dalek Oswin as his companion.

In between Life, the Universe and Everything and So Long and Thanks For All the Fish, the crew of the Heart of Gold are united for one last time and come across an entirely improbable phenomenon that causes the most unexpected of effects- everyone switches bodies with each other. Characters belong to Douglas Adams, derangment disguised as humor belongs to me. T for implied sex.

When Romano finally agrees with one of Spain's corny ideas, they have no idea the journeys that that one decision will take them on, courtesy of a sneaky god. Life 45- Antonio needs to move a mountain so he can prove his love for his wife. There may be other factors involved, but they don't really matter. Multiple pairings MxM MxF FxF Life 45/100.

Spock and Bones exchange bodies in a freak accident. Kirk looks like Christmas has come early as he enjoys the hilarity of it all. And the rest of the ship just tries to keep up, really. Contains references to STID, but minimal.

Courfeyrac tells a story about two men who accidentally switch bodies while their passions, their ideals, remain the same as ever. Those two men happen to be Marius Pontmercy and Monsieur Enjolras... Can Enjolras play the dreamy lover? Can Pontmercy rally the people? While playing each other's parts, the two men come to new, surprising realizations. Eventual E/E and M/C.

When Vanellope and Felix get in a horrid car crash, their lives change... and not for the better. With the help of Ralph and Calhoun, they must set things back to normal.

Alternate Universe - Enjolras is taken from the barricades along with Marius, and he and Valjean come across something strange in the sewers. With a new opportunity to free the people of France, Enjolras is entirely ready to put it to good use - but what happens when his tool becomes a bit too comfortable with the old man? Valvert fluff.

That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.

An assortment of drabbles and short stories set in the Six in One-verse. Romano/Fem!Romano/Spain/Fem!Spain.

The Sheriff and Chris Argent do their best impression of Scott and Stiles, except without the flailing (because they're too old to flail anymore).

Romano is dead and Spain is broken, spiralling into the deep, blackness of depression. And as he locks himself from the outside world, isolating himself from his friends, from everyone, in his oblivion of pain, Romano find's he's the only one who can help. Only, how can useless ghost like him even dream to help the slowly dying love of his life? Spamano. GerIta. Character death.

As long as that Spanish idiot decides to stay the morning instead of going straight home to his little Italian, he's assured that they're still in love. Just like before, on their pirate ships.

AU fic. Arthur is a witch caught in the middle of a war between vampires and werewolves. He meets a new wolf that changes his future forever. Mainly SpUK, with side and past FrUK and NorUK.

de-anon from kinkmeme; It's some sort of twisted ritual shared between them; she all dolled up in her brother's tuxedo and he anxious to take the clothes right back off. /Belgium x America; smut/

A collection of one-shots focused upon the lives of several of the characters from Merlin. Chapter 31: Camelot is a castle of secrets and slowly, Gwen is drowning.

One morning, Germany is cursed into becoming a female, forcing him to take on the alias, Lucia. Numerous other problems would subsequently follow as a certain Italian boy fell deeper in love with his female guise. His emotions are left in quite a frenzy.

Spain gets into a fight with England, leaving him in a "hairy" situation and stuck in the care of his favorite henchman. TransformedCat!Spain x ChibiRomano

Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.

Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

Les Mis/Pokemon Explorers of Sky crossover. Javert and Valjean are turned to Pokemon. Arceus has a plan, but the poor Frenchman have to figure out what it is for themselves. Care to find out what's going to happen to them? Then read on, and review please.

High school AU. Linebacker Alfred Jones has a crush. Exchange student Eleanor Kirkland is not amused. eventual US/f!Eng

Romano learns the hard way that you don't mess with nations that believe strongly in magical things. Chances are, they can use them to utterly destroy your life! ...Well, "destroy" from your point of view. Everyone else seems to think it's hilarious! ;D

Someone coughcoughenglandcoughcough has accidentally switched the personalities of all the nations! This makes for one strange world meeting. Rated T for swearing. Deliberately OOC characters.

It's Spain's birthday. He's one year older today although he doesn't actually know how old he is . So why, then, is he stuck in a boring conference when he could be having kinky sex with Romano?

Lovina can't stand her roommate. Or her roomate's boyfriend. Either of them. College AU. Spamano/FemSpamano OT4

Kurt Hummel is trapped in the body of none other than Rachel Berry, and Rachel in his. But can Rachel use this to her advantage to win back Finn while keeping up Kurt's relationship with Blaine? Body-swap. Klaine and some Finchel. Humor. M for smut/slash

WW2. Belgium and England will always have Paris. Rated M for mature content, sexual situations, war. Belgium/England

Sequel to Flashlight. "WELL, I NEVER LIKED YOU, EITHER. WHAT NOW, YOU STUPID SPARKLY EXCUSE OF A VAMPIRE?" Spamano

"D-Doitsu! I-I-I think you b-better get o-over here right n-now! Oh my gosh… my…my chest… it's… and my Leaning Tower of Piza, it…" GerIta, Spamano, rated for lemons and general ecchi-ness. Chapter 17: "Italy at Work"

In a land where natives run free, England and his eyebrows are off to tame them. That is, until a young native boy tames his heart. It's Pocahontas US/UK style- with Russia. There's so much crack in this story it borders on treason.

Spain visits Austria and asks him a question. Slash. Complete.

Alfred's life on the Moon is unspeakably boring, but an unknown threat on the rise gives him his much desired break of boredom, and so much more. An attempt at a serious Sailor Moon AU/fusion

Japan totally ships USUK, so to indulge his fantasies, he pays a cash strapped America to have sex with MochiEngland in front of him and video tapes it. AmericaXMochiEngland, CRACK, I am going to hell for writing this.

The Well of Uncomfortable Truths is discovered & deals Spain a hard fact- "Whenever you said you loved him,you didn't really mean it. You were thinking of his brother. They were empty words." Can Romano be convinced about whom the Well was talking about?

Once every couple centuries, the nations inexplicably disappear and are reborn as humans. But the memories and nationhood gradually return to them and they have funny ways of getting back to each other.

Dark fic. Rated M for safety. Pirate!England and Pirate!Spain. After the defeat of his Armada, Antonio is left to the cruel, uncaring hands of Arthur.

Genderbent Romano and Spain: Lovina I'm not creative. OTL has a fetish for foreign languages and takes a class with our favorite Spaniard. The sounds of the language turn her on and she can't help but to touch herself.

A mishap of magic causes France and England to swtich bodies! How will they cope before England can switch them back?

What kind of mate would Spain be if he let Romano walk around with food on his face all day? Spamano nekotalia

Spain was having a wonderful dream, but Romano just HAD to wake him up with the threat of castration. Thankfully he's willing to do other activities, of which Spain feels obliged to share with the world. Spamano, rated for many reasons, PURE CRACK.

Spain got a little drunk and told France something he shouldn't have. Something regarding his boots fetish. And now Romano knows. R-18 yaoi.

In Season 3, Episode 10: What if Merlin hadn't used an aging spell but instead chose to use a gender-changing spell? Methinks events would have played out a bit differently...

Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.

Italy and Romano go out drinking and there are some... startling changes in their behavior.

Lovino wakes up from a horrible dream to find a rather surprising surprise. I'm not sure where this is going, but expect your full daily dosage of crack! :D I might change it to T later for cussing, but right now it's indeed suitable for your spawn ;3

Episodes 1-13, all reviewed amusingly by moi. Randomness! Slash Dragons! Sword Fighting! Arthur posing dramatically! Colin Morgan's insanely cute blue eyes! Shameless referencing of other fandoms! It's all inside!

Kurt and Rachel mysteriously swap bodies and get up all sorts of shenanigans. Like that movie with Jodie Foster? Yeah. Panic Room. Featuring Klaine and Finchel. Written with Mothergoddamn.

Jayfeather and Germany are united in their love for sticks, transcending genre and all common sense. Hence, they present to you, their stick society! I suck at summaries. Do note that this is meant to be a crack-fic. Chapter 3 up! With 4th wall breaking!

Lovina wasn't as perfect as Felicia, nowhere near as perfect in nearly every sense. That's why she couldn't bring herself to believe Germany was being sincere when he asked her out. GermanyxFemRomano

Where the sky meets the sea. USUK AU. American fighter pilot Alfred Jones crash-lands in Occupied Denmark and finds himself entangled with a voiceless merman. For Sweethearts Week over at Special Relationship on LJ!

After joining the Disney Princesses and Princes, Tiana and Naveen interact with the other characters in weekly meetings. What sort of adventures will arise? Chap. 15; Its the final showdown between the true and fake royals! Who will win?

Ivan Braginski has lost his memory, and his only clue is a mysterious pendant that says, "MARRIED in Paris." Is he really the great Russia? Anastasia parody, so much crack it borders on methamphetamine. T for only the most eloquent of word choices.

The crew return to Camus II in the new timeline. Body swapping...but this time around Jim and Spock switch bodies. K & S & U & K. S/U pairing. Angst and humor - in almost equal measure. Now complete!

The Eurovision Song Contest of 2010, in the event if the countries themselves had to sing their song. Will it go well for them?

You know it's crazy when a school is made for Truth or Dare and a Spaniard is trying to court you. Written with Data and Spot.

Felicita suspects that her parents are not who they say they are. With 5 other teens who bear similar questions, they go across the country to discover the impossible. Warnings: past mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi. Rus/Am, Spamano, GerIta, FrUK, and others.

America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.

AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

When Romano doesn't approve of Ludwig dating Feliciano, he brings out the mafia. GerIta, Spamano

Ever since Spain has come back from the Americas, he's changed. Romano wants to know why; wants to know what even matters to him anymore. everyone loves Dark!/Conquistador!Spain

A collection of fics centering around fem!Lovino and Antonio, based off a profile copy/paste. Fem!Romano/Spain

Lovi and Feli are twin brothers, and are quite the opposites in many ways. But when they switch places with each other out of nowhere, they find that they have one thing in common that they never suspected they could.Spamano & GerIta.

Arthur is enjoying a summer's day, when he notices Merlin outside having a few problems

It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings

Companion Fic to "The Way I Am". Antonio's thoughts about Romano and how he acts towards him.

One-Shot Romano has always been cruel to Antonio over the years, but what if there's a meaning behind it all? And what if there's hidden feelings behind that scowl?

21 ways to annoy our favorite villain who can never find his ring. It seems that Sauron is going to need some headache medicine. Completed. And yes, this is NOT written in list format.

What hit me this morning? Why do I feel so tall today? Why is everyone acting so strangely around me? I don’t remember putting a scarf on today. Did Francis just call me Ivan? Yeah, I suck at summaries…

Sequel of sorts to What Hit Me. Feliciano finds himself in a rather confusing predicament when he wakes up not quite feeling himself one morning. "My voice sounds deep ve . I feel taller too!"

America and England have a Special Relationship… ‘Special,’ being the operative word. When Arthur’s mythical friends decide to try and save their failing friendship, the two nations wake to realize that they have switched bodies...

Merlin has gone through it all and has handled it beautifully. But what will he do when he switches bodies with . . . King Uther? Gasp! No plans for pairing, just for fun.

Kurt has always been a pretty boy. But sometimes people forget that at heart, he's still a man. He's sick of people treating him like he's delicate. Plus, he's worried that his closeted boyfriend, Finn, pretends he's a girl when they're together.

While running to escape from a bully, Kurt hides in a sports shed behind the bleachers-- but is surprised to find it already occupied. Kurt/Finn, Slash.

A spell goes HORRIBLY awry! Sealand's now a great empire, Austria can't compose, Canada is visible, and Lithuania is 'kol'ing? With the world turned on its head, all eyes are on England and his now suspiciously good cooking. GenBend, Crackfic, Oneshot!

Albion is on the verge of war. Arthur and Gwen fall in love and their entire world is set to change forever, especially when they come to the attention of Uther. Meanwhile Merlin tries to help Morgana decode a recurring dream telling of doom.

Norway sighed, and began to head towards Copenhagen. Leave it to Denmark to take it personally upon himself to stand in for the missing statue of The Little Mermaid in the harbor. DenmarkNorway

Following an accident at Stark Industries, Tony discovers he's not in Kansas anymore. Will he be able to keep from corrupting the timeline? And what will Sherlock Holmes make of his peculiar new acquaintance? Rated for homoerotic situations. Completed.

AU, though stays relatively true to events of the book. "Give a human face to this wolf's son and you will have Javert." - now taken to the literal level. Ch. 6: Mother and son go on a long trip and have some time to bond. R&R, please.

In a private little community, violent murders are taking place. Watson and Holmes decide to investigate the crimes undercover, but they didn't know they'd have to go undercover in a gay community pretending they love each other!

Getting dragged out to go caroling with Valjean and Cosette proves to be more of an adventure than Javert could have expected. AU; is connected to RISTI but can be read on its own.

Need I say more? Valjean and Cosette adopt a 7-year-old boy who seems to hate Valjean and has an uncanny fascination with upholding the law. Even though he's 7. Hmm. Eventually the truth must come out, but until then...let chaos reign. AU fic.

A fic in which Merlin’s scarf becomes possessed and goes on a rampage throughout Camelot. 'Nuff said.

Merlin didn't mean to turn Will into a dog or conjure a torndao, honest. Wizard of Oz!AU. Arthur/Merlin, Gwen/Lancelot

Armed with two swords, a slightly dented helmet and a wooden spoon, our heroes fight zombies.

This lamp was going to blow Norway away. He'd forget IKEA even existed when he saw this beauty beside his sofa. DenmarkxNorway Oneshot.

Don't want to go to London to see Les Mis, three hours to long, don't feel like renting the TAC either? Look no further! Even if this is a bit messed up...hehe. Rated T because it's Les Mis...

Merlin wondered how long it would take for Arthur to pull the Excalibur from the stone. Apparently, a long time.

Plagued with dreams until driven mad, Morgana sets about fulfilling them with Merlin's help, all to hilarious results!

There were many reasons why they shouldn't be together, and not enough that they should be. It's a funny word, consensual. Spain/teen!Romano

Genderbent. Lovina, Antonia and a lazy afternoon. One-shot.

In which there's a bodyswap. But it's okay, Merlin knows what he did wrong this time.

She suspected it had to do with her lack of magic, that perhaps her brain was unsuited for prolonged exposure to idiocy via telepathic communication. - A one-shot fic in which Merlin and Morgana's newly discovered psychic abilities drive Gwen crazy.

If only Les Miserables could have been sprinkled with some humour...or a lot of humour... Based off of the school edition version of the musical. Complete

Suddenly, the Torchwood Team find themselves in each other's shoes, thanks to an odd black pyramid. Can they figure out how to reverse the process before they're stuck in the wrong bodies for good?

Sam is scared of bananas. Weirdness ensues.

We know that Phil ended up in the hospital, but they never told us how he got there.

Nimueh has a bad sense of humour... On hiatus

The story of Tawnypelt when she went to ShadowClan. Contains TawnyX--Rowan, Smoke, Thorn, Bracken, Snow, Storm, Black. Wow. Includes the Rowanclaw gender-switch as a freak accident. Rated T cuz I don't know what to rate it. ON HIATUS

Valjean and Javert discover, after a night of almost accidental relationships, that they perhaps care for each other more than they thought they did. Appearances based off of friends who played the parts in a show at a theatre. WARNING: ADULT SLASH

A fishing trip ends in disaster for Arthur and Merlin and the boys find themselves in an ancient under sea temple in which Arthur finds a mysterious cube. Little does he know of what the future holds... angst/hurt/comfort/friendship

A humorous version of POTO. Erik is a rapper, Carlotta screeches, Christine's annoyed, Raoul's a pansy, Meg's clueless, and Madame Giry uses a Nextel walkie talkie. 2004 moviebased. We're FINITO, people! The curtain is CLOSING! :D

Merlin wakes up one morning to find himself with a huge beard, greying hair and a sudden urge to wear a pointy hat…

Welcome to the Enterprise chatroom. You have been warned.

When a portal opens up in the Great Hall transporting the multiple parallel selves of Morgana, Arthur, Merlin & Gwen into the room trouble naturally ensues as the quartet struggle to keep order, try not to kill their counterparts, and reverse the spell...

With the events of the past few weeks behind them, the O'Donnell's are dealing with the morning after.

A cracky Arthur/Merlin comedy, in which Merlin gives Arthur a love potion but his best-laid plans go awry. Wacky hijinks ensue.

Our favourite duo Merlin and Arthur are first attacked by a bear then thrown off a cliff, captured by bandits, fed to crows and almost drowned. How are they gonna get out of this one?

Arthur is bored and that usually means trouble, some form of torture or both. This is the latter. I pity poor Merlin...

Arthur is turned mysteriously into a golden statue and Merlin must find away to save him. But is it already too late?

In the ancient land of Camelot, destiny was thwarted. In the year 2008, it gets its own back. Featuring reincarnation, evil cults, selective amnesia and a really awkward one-night stand. ArthurxMerlin, MorganaxGwen.

Arthur and Morgana swap servants, Uther is confused.

Cats of the Dark Forest have messed with the timeline, causing Squirrelflight, Leafpool, Stormfur, Feathertail, Spiderleg, and Birchfall to have never been born. They must now go back in time to save their lives. FirexSand, GrayxSilver, FernxDust, & more!

Merlin stupidly yet accidentally says a wrong spell... as per usual. Nothing new there. Now there are four cats on the rampage, eager to make trouble. Hopefully a crack!fic.

AU, Fresher students at the University of Camelot, Merlin and Arthur find they have to share a room. Slash.

BBC Merlin, he is such a cute character that I thought how easy he would be to annoy. Then my mind got carried away...

It's Merlin's birthday and Arthur, Morgana and Gwen want to give him a surprise party. Happy birthday Colin Morgan, whose birthday really is today.

Warnings: My Insanity, Slash, Charcter death in funny way. Merlin discovers something, 'horrific' but still quite funny and has to tell his love, Arthur, who does'nt react how he should. Staring SPARKY THE DRAGON! 'Cheers'. Gave up on summeries weeks ago

One of Spencer’s unique inventions results in a swap Sam and Freddie will never forget. Seddie.

Christmas at the Pontmercys' is anything but normal. Fluffy holiday fic, AU, parody of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. FLUFFY! Marius/Cosette, Parnasse/Ponine, Enjy/Grantaire, Javert/Valjean.

Morgana teaches Prince Arthur many things in his lifetime, but some of them are easier to understand than others.

Uther is faced with a small problem. And by "Small Problem" he means the crown Prince and his Manservant are now seven years old. Pure fluff. I've been attacked by the mental image of seven-year-old Arthur Oneshot. A take over of the royal court ensues.

No one asked Gwen and Gaius about their relationship. No one would believe it if they did. Oneshot, implied Gaius/Gwen.

Merlin is the keeper of secrets. Lame attempt at humour. Disclaimer: dont own show or characters.

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Crossover with Doctor Who.

Arthur learns about a superstition and has a spooky surprise. Halloween based - or should I say All Hallow's Eve.

Merlin has found himself rescuing Arthur many times since they met. This, however, is a little different...

Riley tries to occupy himself during a bet that says that he can't stay up for five days straight by typing whatever comes to mind. Silly and nonsensical. Oneshot.

Ratatouille. Remy hates the way people treat him and he wishes he was human. With the help of Gusteau, he becomes it, but as Remy learns how to adapt, will a certain someone discover his secret and try to get his revenge? Please read and reply!

Jaypaw is getting ruder towards his warrior ancestors, so when he has a big fight with Poppypaw, they find the oppurtune moment to teach him more than respect for Starclan. Prehaps minor JayxPoppy

When Owen, Ianto and Gwen find a mysterious artefact in Jack's office it puts them all in a very freaky situation. How will they cope with an anniversary dinner, a potential date and a very large tub of whipped cream? Janto a mixture of angst and fluff.

Set between In Memoriam and The Graveyard. A day in the 'lives' of Javert and Valjean. What do they do? What ever happened to everyone else who died in Les Miserables? Why *is* Valjean following Javert anyway? Regards to M. Leblanc for requesting this one

What's in a name? A great deal if your friend has a mysterious initial and won't reveal what it stands for. A short story about middle names, in response to KCS's writing prompt. COMPLETE!

Enjolras returns to the Musain after a lovely day preaching to the masses to find his compatriots competing for world domination via board game.

AU. Javert is having issues, as usual. There's a gamin who won't stop following him, a prefect who never listens, and a whole lot of annoying people he doesn't want to deal with. And since when are there tornadoes in Paris? Parody of the Wizard of Oz.

Title says it all! JD as Snow White, Kelso as the Evil King, and some familiar faces as the seven dwarves!

The Doctor, Donna and a misadventure with a bodyswap machine

Everything is the same in Forks until Edward and Bella switch bodies! Can Bella handle being a vampire. Can Edward handle being human? Can the they cope with the others' problems? I guess you'll find out....

10 Discworld characters locked inside a mansion for five months! Who will crack first? Who will win the 10,000 dollars?

“Sorry,” he muttered. “Didn’t mean to make you blow up.” “Listen here- Wait. What did you say?” Holly x Breeze Oneshot

Uh-oh. Javert, Valjean, and Fantine have been turned into a trio of 21st century teenagers! Just a pointless fic that will hopefully make you laugh, but will more likely make you cry or turn red with indignation. Inspired by an ep. of Ned's Declassified.

About how Crowfeather felt when Feathertail died. Oneshot

The warrior cats act out Potter Puppet Pal's The Mysterious Ticking Noise from potter puppet pals. Any flames in reviews will be fed to Ashfur so he'll blow up and die, please R&R!

Was there more to Applekit and Birchkit's goodbye? Was there a promise not fulfilled because of an accident on the Thunderpath with Applepaw? Why did Applepaw and her brother become banished from the allegiances? Rated for saftey, R&R. Slowly BirchApple.

Valjean and Javert switch places for a day.

It's Dreamland I and II the way Carter and Co. would never have allowed it....

An AU body swap fic set at the beginning of Season Five, during Monica and Chandler's secret relationship. Chandler wakes up one morning to find a very strange sight in the mirror... Chandler & Joey friendship, some CM. CHAPTER FOUR finally up!

“Wow. So this is what an out of body experience feels like.” Mostly preslash, shameless exploitation of scifi cliche.

For StepOnMe. Chaos ensues when Max and Iggy accidentally switch bodies. Max struggles with being blind, Iggy discovers the joys of being a girl, and Fang gets very confused... [Fax] CHAPTER THREE IS UP!

It's just a normal gathering... until Leafpool, Mistyfoot, and Tawnypelt start singing! My own version of my favorite High School Musical song.

Ashfur has something troubling him immensely. Himself. editted slightly.

A rather insane parody of the novel we all know and love. Featuring: bloodthirsty Angel, angsty emo Fang, and, of course, the random Monty Python references.

Javert is trapped in the mundane task of secretarial work. Just wait till it entails finding out Valjean's middle name. One possible but highly unlikely idea of how Valjean and Javert first met in Toulon. A loving rip off of Fry & Laurie.

Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.

Just a little oneshot, following the WolfDoctor antics. Little fun with the Doctor regenerating but Rose causing complications. Funny and angsty. 10Wolf. edited

'Don't worry Rose, I know exactly what I'm doing.' An unintended incident has left the Doctor trapped in the body of a kitten named Flossie, and Flossie's mind trapped in his. Can Rose change them back? ...Does she even want to? [Whump: Ten]

Five, er six reports Nathan Stark wishes never crossed his desk.

Sequel to Paws. Valjean has a pet that can best be described as police dog. Costarring giggling Gavroche, misbehaving Cosette and shocked Toussaint. And proving that there need not be slash, even without a dog basket.

Phoebe’s attempt to stop Monica and Chandler’s arguing causes the two to switch bodies, and, accidentally, Ross and Rachel as well. COMPLETE

It is a hilarious crossover between Friends, and The Fantastic Four. I am finally finished with it, and had so much fun. If you haven't read it, please do and leave a review! heh, that kinda rhymed...

What is a dog with hat and nightstick doing in the Rue de l'HommeArmé? Whose is the puppy? And what will Valjean have to say to all this?

Dustpelt. The hard, pretty much mean tabby. But he has a soft spot for a certain cat who may break his heart...

An accident in Challenger's Lab goes horribly wrong and two of the explorers find themselves in each other's shoes. Literally!

Third in the Animality Series: Dumbledore decides that he's just about ready to retire and trains an apprentice. Can Hermione survive the training to become the Greatest Witch in the World?

UPDATED! I am a hunk of warm cheese. It may not be long before I am eaten or likewise meet my fate. I present to you my story, LOTR from the point of view of a humble hunk of warm cheese.

Sequel to Animality: A combination of pranks turns into a dangerous blend... For Fred, George and Moody! The Order has been turned into kids and their only hope lies in the hands of the Weasley Twins! COMPLETE

Trio's 5th Year AU: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny and Draco are turned into hybrid wild animals thanks to a multiple potions accident. Can Snape cure them before he goes insane? COMPLETE (You need to log in for your reviews if you want me to actually answer your questions!)

We freely write fanfics about the characters of the Discworld, making them do whatever we wish. But do we ever think of how this will really effect them? My one, lonely slash, for reasons soon to be revealed.

Raoul and Erik accidentally get handcuffed together. Will they learn to get along, or just gnaw their arms off?

The intricacies and grotesque aspects of such cases as Mr. Sherlock Holmes... actually have nothing to do with this. W3rd.

Vampire hobbits are running amock in the Shire, this is just one encounter. A little slashy, but they're vampires, what do you expect? (need I say that it's AU?) Complete.

YES, IT IS NOW UPDATED! SAME STUPIDITY, SAME LACK OF PLOT AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THAT YOU HAVE COME TO TRUST FROM THE POTATO PRINCESS! The characters of Les Mis are revived only to find that they must now live as...teenagers? Pure stupidity guranteed.

Ever been a man trapped in a woman's body? Or the opposite? Our two "nemesis" Animorphs, Rachel and Marco, learn how it is to be living the other one's life when a playful Drode decide to swap their minds! Please R&R!

Holmes & Company take matters into their own hands... hilarity ensues.

The classic tale, with a Phantom twist ... Heh heh. FINISHED! Chapters 8 & 9! Again, sorry about the wait, and thanks to all for reading!

Yep, it's another story with the Les Miz characters in modern times. Written very late at night.

Saruman causes the Fellowship members to switch bodies!!

The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.

Gollum has become the heartthrob of Middle Earth. Women desire him. Men want to be him. Enter if you dare. No slash.

What happens when Merry and Pippin get the Ring for one hour? They couldn’t possibly lose it or anything, right? Wrong! :: Finished! :: --All new ReViSeD eDiTiOn !--

An Unseen University Adventure. A truly original slash pairing, with a little sweetness, humour, and of course, wizards. Ook! Ook I say! ;)

Exactly what the title says. I know this has been done, probably MANY times before, but it's been a while since I posted a humor fic, and I find these enjoyable anyway. Hope you do too! Thanks for reading!

HERE BE STUPID! I don't know what I was thinking when I did this. It's like in ROTK, when Pip and Gandalf head off for Gondor and such. Yeah, I have no life....

*SLASH - Frodo/Sam* An alternative beginning to Lotr, rather than an alternative ending...