A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.

For SoMa NSFW Week 2017: It's a long flight from Death City to Kauai.

She's susceptible to such daydreams, so easily swayed with literature, like the thirsty little nerd she is, and he is not necessarily surprised to find her in such a dazed, miles-away state - but sometimes Soul likes to try and drag her attention away, like the selfish, needy little porcupine he is.

Sex on the first date is a sin Maka vowed never to commit. But there is always an exception when Soul is involved. [nsfw: smut]

She is no passive summer rain - she's a mid-eve storm, and the clouds are about to break, thundering around them like the patter of stray shower on the plastic curtain.

For weapon and meister, partnership is a staple. For Soul and Maka, though, it's something more. A soul-deep bond becomes physical, too. Maka's always been the curious type, anyway; what would it feel like to kiss her scythe? [ Reverb 2016 ]

For every thing, their is a price you must pay to get it. And when Halloween convinces Tasha to get her a new pair of high heels and he pays, how does she return this payment? After all, we all know Tasha is very stingy with money.