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 About me: i like to read, write (duh...), draw, bike, skate board and listen to music. i don't like playing video games, doing homework, following orders, and listening to adults telling me the obvious. I can be sarcastic, moody, shy, outgoing, loud and quiet. favorite books maximum ride inheiritance cycle his dark mateirals favorite artists simple plan nickleback lifehouse paramore skillet three days grace three doors down 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor! When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer? When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here?? 10 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and 2. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has 4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling 5. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious 7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 8. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical 9. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock 10. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you Child Abuse: Sarah: I cried while reading this. If you know me at all, you know I have some issues with child abusers. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen. I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My parents so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My parents aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the far wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted with unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me If you are against child abuse put this poem on your profile! If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." Slamming a revolving door really is possible-you just won't get a BOOM. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how the hell you did it. Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent that hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile If you think those Damn kids should give the Rabbit the fricken trix, copy and paste this in your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile If: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie? If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Put this on your Emo doesn't mean u cut. People are always telling me to smile, like smiling is going to just take away all the hurt and pain. Well I've tried that I've tried hiding my sorrows and covering the sadness in smiles and what I've learned is that when it hurts this much inside your heart always has a way of showing it no matter how many masks you wear. Regrets Just one thing, But the roads are twisted. I fall on my face. Guilt is eating my soul. I look in the mirror. I look at my past Emotions mixed up inside me. I look at everyone else. Confusion is ruling my mind. I take a look at my future. My regrets are too much. Thoughts They all beg for me to stay. I look out the window sill. But why should I wish for death? I turned away very distraught. Turning Away So much reading, Too many Tears My thoughts are many. You lied to me. I turn my back. Why would you lie? Your light is no longer shinning. Someone once asked me, 'Why do you always insist on taking the hard road?' I replied, 'Why do you assume I see two roads?' They say you need to pray, if you want to go to heaven. But they don't tell you what to say when your whole life has gone to hell. I wear my scars proudly. They represent the battles through which I have gone, and I am proud because those battles I have won. Sometimes you can cry until there is nothing left wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray all you want to whatever god you think will listen. And still, it makes no difference. It goes on, with no sign as to when it might release you. And you know that if it ever did relent... it would not be because it cared I don't care that I don't care, but I do care maybe a little bit about not caring about not caring - but maybe I do feel sorry for all the nice people whose efforts are wasted on a waste case like me. I did not, you see, want to kill myself. Not at that time, anyway. But I wanted to know that if need be, if the desperation got so terribly bad, I could inflict harm on my body. And I could. Knowing this gave me a sense of peace and power, so I started cutting up my legs all the time. Hiding the scars from my mother became a sport of its own. I collected razor blades, I bought a Swiss Army knife, I became fascinated with different kinds of sharp edges and the different cutting sensations they produced. I tried out different shapes - squares, triangles, pentagons, even an awkwardly carved heart, with a stab wound at its center, wanting to see if it hurt the way a real broken heart could hurt. I was amazed and pleased to find that it didn't. There were times when she thought she didn't need to do it anymore, times when she thought she was done with it. Cutting made her feel like she was... special, like she had something. She liked having the ability to inflict pain whenever she wanted, and she liked that she could stop it. Not that she really wanted to. When she thought she was done, it made her empty, unsure if this was really living. She would ask herself if this was happiness, and told herself that if it was, she hated it. Cutting made her feel different then everyone else, but she also knew that other people did it for the same reasons, that made her feel that she was a part of something. Then there were times when the tears from her eyes burned a path down her cheek, and her throat was so tight she couldn't scream no matter how much she tried. Those times she would find relief only by cutting up her skin and bleeding out all the painful screams. The pain of living altogether flowed from one simple cut. She didn't care where she cut, arms, legs, stomach, or wrists. As long as she keeps cutting she can live to tomorrow. You're scared because you don't understand... I'm scared because I do. I'm okay... isn't that what I'm suppose to say? Depression is merely anger minus the enthusiasm. I don't cut... Physical pain relieves mental anguish. For a brief moment, the pain of cutting is the only thing in the cutter's mind, and when that stops and the other comes back, it is weaker. Drugs do that too, and sex, but not like cutting. Nothing is like cutting. To be loved to madness - such was her great desire. Love was to her the one cordial that could drive away the eating loneliness of her days. Some people try to understand, but nobody can know what living like this is like. You never know when you wake up, if all will be the same, or if you'll be back in your dark place, again to feel the pain. People say people dont kill people...guns do...so does that mean if I fail a test I can blame it on my pencil? If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me "Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try, "I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it." I might respond to that, maybe." This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies 'Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers!' Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile! You are : Black You are flat, blank, and angry. you feel few emotions, and those you do are distant, although sometimes your inability to feel is a benefit. remember: some people are only alive because its illeagl to shoot them I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do. ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO. Poke me. I dare you. Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook. yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda." Education is important; school however, is another matter. Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? -I do not deny everything. Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over... No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do "If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words." You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter Never say 'things couldn't get any worse.' life takes that as a personal challenge Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one. A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too! 'I'm not moving backwards, I'm just moving forwards in another direction.' Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over "Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that "I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder. Every time you open your mouth, you get in trouble. Alternatively, just stick up your middle finger under the table. Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided. Growing older is manditory. Growing up is optional. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had. "I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART What is this 'kindness' you speak of? They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room? ' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.' They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out. Crazy is when you have to actually physically restrain yourself from bursting into song when you're in a crowded gym doing a important final exam and it's dead silent. |
