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Love in a Time of Calamity by SpicyChestnut reviews
Zelda awakens her powers in time to defeat Gannon, but there are still major losses. With the King out of commission Zelda must take up the mantle of Princess-Regent, a task she feels far from ready for. Recovery, especially with a snooping journalist, an overzealous artist, and a power-hungry nobleman on her heels, is a battle all its own. BoTW AU. ZELINK.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,690 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 8/8/2017 - [Link, Zelda] Urbosa, Daruk
Strange Visitors From Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 250,700 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 5,340 - Follows: 6,475 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Salazar S.
Whispers in the Night by Jean11089 reviews
Words have more power than we think. Thoughts & dreams can be revealed to those closest to us, to those we want to know more of, & to our greatest enemies. A single act of kindness, a single word can change someone's entire world. Join Harry on another adventure through his time at Hogwarts where even the quietest whispers can make a difference. Harry/Multi. Mature for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 715,429 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 6,991 - Follows: 8,176 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Strings of Fate by Knife Hand reviews
Being raised only by his Aunt, Harry comes to Hogwarts not only knowing about the Wizarding World, but with a kind of training no one at the school is expecting. Chapters 38 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 57,839 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 6,695 - Follows: 9,176 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Susan B.
Honour Thy Blood by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Beginning in the graveyard, Harry fails to reach the cup to escape but is saved by an unexpected person thought long dead. Harry learns what it is to be a Potter and starts his journey to finish Voldemort once and for all. NO SLASH. Rated M for language, gore etch. A story of realism and Harry coming into his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 307,702 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 8,847 - Follows: 4,745 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Witches Secret by Selector reviews
The Witches of the world have secrets, they think. AU, Harem, Trigger warnings, Not for kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 562,405 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Inheritance and Treachery by Carthienes reviews
Harry Potter claims his inheritance and discovers some unfortunate things about his friends; but the truth of their actions ultimately proves far worse than he could ever have imagined. Based on original Ideas by Rorschach's Blot (Odd Ideas chapter 50 and Lord of Caer Azkaban) WARNING! : Appearances can Deceive you. Don't Trust them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,326 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 9/15/2018 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bucking Fate by ESP Witch reviews
Everyone is always talking about how much Ron influenced Harry as his first friend. No one ever asks the obvious question: What if Ron wasn't Harry's first friend? What if Hermione had been his first friend instead? Harry befriends Hermione first in Diagon Alley that first year and suddenly fate looks a little different. Future Bisexual Harry. Pairing Undecided. Powerful Harry AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G.
simplicity by medotcomslashme reviews
UPDATED! Daphne is told to take Harry to the Yule Ball. Will Harry Accept? Weasel Bashing. Harry/Daphne AU GoF after 1st task. -{I Solemnly Swear to Try and Update When I Can}-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,928 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Master of Death by Darth Wartriarr reviews
His name is Hadrian James Potter, son of James Potter and Lily Potter. He was known as the Boy-Who-Lived, and that's all the Magical World thought of him. He wished to be remembered for something more than that. Powerful/Smarter Harry. Harry/Multi. Manipulative Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,616 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 10/18/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Doing Things Differently by Blufuzzybubbles reviews
Harry is going into his fifth year armed with something even more valuable than power: Knowledge. Dumbledore's worst nightmare is realized. The blinders have been taken off and from now on...Harry will be the one pulling the strings. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 236,941 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., OC - Complete
Potter by I Ate Your Muffin reviews
Who would've thought that a different mindset and being the heir to a most ancient and noble house would've made such a difference? Not Voldemort nor Dumbledore, that's for sure. AU because most characters have common sense. Harry/Multi. Intelligent, powerful and competent Harry. GreaterGood Dumbledore. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 82,068 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 5,504 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 7/15/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,933 - Follows: 13,034 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Like a Lightning Bolt by Lucison reviews
A discussion with Madame Pomfrey at the end of 2nd year changes Harry's outlook on his future. No longer willing to spend his time lazing about, Harry gets serious about schoolwork. How will this and a few other changes revealed to the students at the start of the next school year affect the final outcome? More Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,133 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 3,554 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Power of Fire by IAreGandalf reviews
AU: Post 2nd year. How will Slytherins Ice Queen react to this new Boy Who Lived? Harry comes upon a hidden will by his parents and finds out some well hidden secrets. He will now be in the custody of the Greengrass family. Some tension between Harry and Daphne is bound to happen. HP/DG pairing. Maybe some others, not sure. Mild Weasel bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,341 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
A Witch, A Wizard and A Mechanic by RhysThornbery reviews
Harry's had enough. It's time to blow this popsicle stand. Turns out, leaving behind friends is harder than one might think however. And an unexpected lead towards a new life provides a surprise. Unfortunately life is rarely so simple right? Pairings: MAYBE Harry/Multi, starting off Harry/Hermione. GreaterGood!Dumbledore. Rated T may progress to M. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,244 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 6/6/2016
Harry Potter with the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by BakenandEggs reviews
After a summer spent attending Quidditch World Cup games and tutoring sessions, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his fourth year of schooling with plans to study hard, have fun, play Quidditch and become an animagus. Too bad there's a Tournament that gets in the way. The fourth (and final) part in my series, 'Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 184,027 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 7/18/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Draco M. - Complete
Paid In Blood by zaterra02 reviews
After decades of an empty life and wars that claimed all he ever held dear, the greatest dark lord in living memory and his most loyal servant are finally ready to challenge fate and once again bring down their vengeance upon their enemies. AU, extended universe, Time-Travel, bashing and HAPHNE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 276,938 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 6,179 - Follows: 4,700 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Midnight Flights and Midnight Follies by swampqueen512 reviews
The summer after his 5th year a depressed Harry Potter stumbles across a wounded owl and nurtures it back to health. When its owner, none other than the slytherin Ice Queen Daphne Greengrass, shows up to claim it dangerous secrets are revealed and Harry must use his new powers and allies to defeat Lord Voldemort once and for all, but it's not so easy when everyone is against you...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,830 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 3,423 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Death's Champion by bigfan22 reviews
Harry Potter fulfilled his destiny, but it cost everything he held dear to him. As Death's Champion he's being asked to do it all over again, and this time he'll get the chance to have the family he always wanted. Will Harry once again emerge victorious or will his friends and family pay the price for his failure? Alive James/Lily. Super Harry vs Super Voldemort. Harry/Daphne/OFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 156,083 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 4,554 - Follows: 5,305 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Hermione G.]
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11220 - Favs: 15,759 - Follows: 11,651 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gathering Storm by Wh157l3r reviews
What would happen if a certain pink hair Auror was introduced to Harry a little sooner? What if Voldemort was less concerned about secrecy and had built up his forces while he was without a body? A storm would gather and like always Harry will find himself in the middle. Takes place during Harry's 5th year at Hogwarts. HarryxTonksxFleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,083 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks
Destiny Done Right by AlthosHol reviews
Harry Potter sacrificed everything for the world and it all amounted to nothing. Now in his final moments will Destiny take pity on an old man without hope? Fate had her turn. Now it's time for Destiny to show everyone how it's done right. Will you try again Harry Potter? Will you save them all or let history repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,062 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 8/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Fleur D.]
The Lone Riders by FireIsCatching17 reviews
Harry Potter discovers he is a Rider during the Tri-Wizard Tournament's First Task. The dormant Rider blood in his veins awakens new powers and transforms him into something... more. Now he is responsible for the safety of his dragons, which means freeing them from their enslavement by one of Voldemort's closest followers: a Rider named Seniori. Bad!Ron, H/Hr, brother!Neville
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,132 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 7/20/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
A Second Chance at Life by JasonZ0654 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 5,848 - Follows: 7,063 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Fleur D.]
Harry Potter and A Flower by potterheadcharles reviews
AU Year 4. Left alone to his devices, Harry is thrust into a tournament where he is absolutely outclassed. Enter Fleur Delacour, a lazy prodigious Veela who is bored. They meet and sparks fly. Dangerous opponents, seriously dangerous creatures and his rotten luck. How will Harry survive this one? And Fleur never told him what her father does for a job...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,345 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry and Hermione become The Potters by Ravengrad reviews
Title says it all, this covers summer 5th year through 6th and does contain adult themes though not much of an adult nature is written. The story is complete and will be posted as time and attitude permits. The focus is on Harry and Hermione with appearances by others more by accident than intent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,819 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter, Gaming Wizard Extraordinair by Dreetje reviews
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you the powers of a game character, you become the best character you can possibly be. Harry Potter wasn't just a Wizard. No, he was much more than that. With his powers, he'll become the strongest and kick the Dark Tosser's ass while doing so. Watch out world, Harry Potter is a new man and he's not to be messed with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,775 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 5,894 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Hermione G., Neville L.
Art of War by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
OoTP. Harry, Ron and Hermione realize that they're going to have to save their own lives - because no one else will. Turning to their own war plans, they create an inner circle and begin recruiting assassin, spies, ticking time bombs. A group of rag tag students will become an army. Can this give Harry the opening to defeat the Dark Lord? Inspired by Red Dawn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,050 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Flora C. - Complete
Triwizard Tournament: Take Two by Moonlight Ace reviews
While chasing the last remnants of the Death Eaters still loyal to Voldemort, Harry is unexpectedly thrown back in time to the start of his fourth year of Hogwarts. This time round, things are going to be a little different. Harry/Fleur pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,845 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 4,044 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Mage Rising by DeusExMatty reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry goes nuclear. 3rd person omniscient; alternative 6th year and beyond. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 3,403 - Follows: 4,100 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pleasant Surprises, Welcomed Changes by jokerswyld reviews
Isolated from his friends after the end of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry's only escape from the nightmares is hard tedious work outside. That is until an unexpected letter arrives for him one day. Harry PotterDaphne Greengrass
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,580 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Harry P., Daphne G.
A Friend in Deed by Swordchucks reviews
A oneshot Harry/Fleur fic. Starts mid GoF and runs pretty quickly through the end of OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dying Embers by Kalistar reviews
AU SW Crossover. Harry Potter was attacked by Voldemort, however, his parents were not home and he was taken from his home and Earth by an old Jedi to grow up as Revan a powerful and feared Jedi. Dark!Harry, Independent!Harry
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 172,492 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - E. Piell, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the New Marauders by lopie reviews
Harry Potter's sixth year. Harry has developed a completely new attitude for life since the death of Sirius. What will happen when he realizes that it may be more hazardous then ever before?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 130,672 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 9,536 - Follows: 4,100 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
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