When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?

Chaos abounds in this set of drabbles. I'll try to post most of my new KHR stories here until they make the requirement I set to become a full story !

A series of one-shots or random ideas I'm not sure how will go over with the fans. Any idea that randomly pops in my head will likely be posted unless I have more than four chapters. This will mostly be for Harry Potter and HP crossovers. Will also include older works.

She was not born into a normal life. She had no father to protect her, no mother to nurture her, no home to feel safe in, and no real chance at a future. Born in a lab, she was to be part of an experiment meant to change humanity into something new, to raise them to a new level of biological glory. Pain was her constant companion and suffering her faithful teacher. Covers Pre ME1

As it turns out, Earth holds far more secrets than once believed, and it seems Peridot knows far more about them than even the Crystal Gems! Watch as her attempts at understanding Earth culture slowly unearths secrets that predate Homeworld itself. Sporadic Updates. Cover Image courtesy of Kysplosion.

Ash and Harry are two abandoned 4-year-olds who are adopted by a Mega Ampharos. Watch as they travel Kanto, attempt to master Harry's magic, and become Pokemon Masters. Book 1 in the Magical Beasts Series.

Shepard had thought it was over. The Reapers were defeated, at the cost of her life. Or so she thought. Now, Shepard is faced with the unknown yet again. For the first time, she found herself missing the Reapers...

Yusuke's fate as thug seems set in stone...until one day a girl from the good side of town appears. Now he's friends with a hidden mafia heiress and loving every minute of it. However there are some things even he wasn't expecting...being a spirit detective in the mafia is one of them.

If there's one thing Lal hates, it's Vongola craziness. On the other hand, perhaps being randomly thrown back in it time is a good thing. After all, she had so many regrets before she joined the military, and now she has a chance to do things right. There's only thing she didn't anticipate the fact that the guy who had a crush on her forever has a few secrets of his own.

His name is KingOfFrost, or just Fr05t for short. He's a legendary hacker who dominates the online MMO's...and he's not even human. Jack Frost, the spirit of Winter, decides to do something about the lack of belief in him and picks up a laptop. However Jack is less than amused when the Guardians suddenly decide to call on him to deal with Pitch Black.

It's a little known fact Serenity Potter was adopted. So when she is summoned into Gaia via the Lifestream, she has no idea what is waiting for her. And why do people keep comparing her to someone named 'Sephiroth?

Lily and James weren't Harry's parents. They were his aunt and uncle. Petunia decides she shouldn't have to raise her nephew when his mother is perfectly capable of doing it herself. She tracks down her wayward sister who enjoys attacking people with giant plants, and quickly washes her hands of the entire situation. Now, Gotham and Batman have a new young villain to deal with.

This human was unlike anyone N had ever met. His Pikachu was just as extraordinary. Together, they shone so brightly no one could look away and N was no exception. NxAsh if you squint.

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.

Desperate to rewrite her fate, Natsume utilizes a little known aspect of the Vongola Rings to return to her younger self. She never thought she would discover that she was related to another mafia family! Natsume quickly begins to find new headaches as her grandmother's legacy comes home to roost. On the plus side, it's still less of a headache than the Vongola's nonsense.

Raised as a ninja in the hidden land of the elemental nations, Harry Potter returns to Britain as Hari Toukou Nara, ninja of the Village Hidden in the Leaves.

Edd left Peach Creek four years ago, without telling anyone. How will his friends react when he comes back after so long? Will Edd want anyone to notice? How much has this quiet little town changed since he's been here? Maybe Edd won't like all the answers he'll get to these questions...

When a book falls on Hotaru's head, she has no idea how much it will open up her world. Magic is only the beginning of her new life, as familiar faces suddenly turn into new allies...while the darker side of the world slowly draws in. New enemies and allies begin to emerge as Hotaru struggles to deal with being a new Cardcaptor.

What happens when you throw an Immortal stunts man and a Fraxinella just before the flower wilts? how long would it take for their child to bloom, or even find its way to her family? How would their little Death find its way home? Disclaimer: I feel its more than Obvious that I Don't own KHR Harry Potter and anything else I reference... {I'm taking a break from this Story...}

Urdnot Wrex had not expected the ship he was on to crash, let alone in so desolate an area of the galaxy. Yet to his surprise the planet on which he landed had some... inhabitants. #Blatant First Contact AU

The wolves arrive too late to save Bella from Laurent, but time has other plans for her.

Kim never expected to be woken at two in the morning by a frantic Shego. Or to meet Shego's elder identical sisters. Or even Shego's parents. Let alone be treated like Shego's girlfriend for a long weekend. Speaking of Shego where is she in all this? Probably cringing in a corner hiding from her family. Rating may change considering I'm writing this free hand.

The color of fresh blood. The color of her eyes. Eyes that were empty, revealing a broken person teetering on the edge of sanity. And before I knew it, I'd fallen in love with her. ...I suppose that makes me crazy too.

Being a father isn't easy. Especially when you don't know you are one. Tony gets a rather big surprise when Pepper's new protege turns out to be his kid. Jazz Evans has her own demons to battle, which isn't easy when you're a glorified babysitter for someone like Tony Stark. And what's with the secret glances between Jazz and Rhodey? What are they hiding?

The Pirate King Monkey D. Luffy didn't come back to save the world. His only wish is to save his friends and assure their absolute happiness this time around. Even if he has to turn said world upside down while trying to achieve that. For better or for worse. (Hopefully not usual Time Travel AU, OP!Luffy, and general chaos and craziness that he brings into the world) SLOW UPDATES

Natsume finds herself back in their eight year old body and decides to make the best of it. It wasn't the first time she had time traveled and it really wouldn't be the last. Perhaps this time she could get things right. Though the whole 'Gamer' thing was slightly annoying, it made it a lot easier to gauge her abilities and find new ways to deal with the craziness that is the mafia

After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry finds himself rising through the ranks of the Ministry's Unspeakables. All is well until one day a strange set of runes carved into the base of the Veil of Death catches his eye. After a hint from the Hallows, Harry steps through the Veil and into a strange new world. But not all is as it seems. Threats both old and new lurk in the darkness.

Out of all the things that could happen to him, being reincarnated into the body of a girl that just so happens to be the heir of a mafia famiglia was not one of them. Train Heartnet finds himself returning to old skills and making new alliances while trying to figure out what the heck he supposed to do now. The Underworld better prepare because the Black Cat is among them.

Honoka is a rookie jewel summoner...and the latest "sacrifice" to be assigned as the partner of one Hibari Kyouya. Now she has to make it until graduation as a demon-magnet on top of dealing with her prickly partner and his curious dragon Fon. And why is everyone so interested in her, including the rulers of the demonic plains? Summoner AU

She's had enough of magic and enough of the lies. When the war ended she takes her godson and starts a new life for herself. However not even she expected to find love and possibly a new family in the process. Viper will have to learn to let her guard down, if only to give herself a second chance. FemHarry is Viper

When Skull died in the Future that Never Was, he was sent back farther than Yuni could have intended. Armed with a second chance to make things at little better, he slips into a role he had almost forgotten... that of Harry Potter. However some bonds once forged can't be broken so easily, leading him to the other Arcobaleno before they were known as great. Can he change their fates

Wherein Sawada Tsunayoshi is a mythological creature magnet, and it doesn't seem to matter much where those creatures come from. (It starts with the unicorn, and things just get worse from there. The Mafia won't know what hit it.)

Xanxus has always known he was adopted, long before he was taken in by the Vongola. Too bad no one told Timoteo that. As he struggles to make his own way in the Vongola family, his past begins to catch up to him. Let's hope the English magical enclaves can handle dealing with a very independent Varia Boss! Xanxus-is-Harry Rated for language

An unexpected fall into an old well leads Tsukiyo into meeting her own grandfather, much to the shock of both. However time travel can come with many benefits, including a family she never expected to learn about...even if it comes at the cost of helping them fit in with Feudal Era Japan. The present and the past will collide in unexpected ways as Tsukiyo learns how to cope.

Team Possible is taking on another Drakken plot when Kim and Shego are apparently lost in the bowels of the Earth itself. Ron is trying to continue his BFF's legacy, but what really happened to the girls? Everyone wants to know, but someone doesn't want them finding out. *Nominated Best Mature-Rated Story in 14th Annual Fannies.*

With his world destroyed, a changed Harry enters through the Veil and is offered a chance in a new world, a new dimension. He accepts and now the World will see what a Harry that has no qualms against killing, no hesitation and no remorse can do. He only has one ambition, make House Black great once more. Powerful/Smart/OOC HarryxHarem.

Reborn as the eldest son of Tywin Lannister, Hadrian must shoulder the responsibilities of being heir to Casterly Rock and play the game of thrones. As war takes hold will he rise to win the game or will he be crushed by the factions all around him. Rated M to be safe.

Harry always was unique. The Horcrux residing within him was only one example of this. Thing is, that Horcrux is self-aware and looking to get out and prove the whole world wrong. Welcome Tom Marvolo Riddle, secret protector of The-Boy-Who-Lived. After all, who better to defeat Voldemort than himself? Warnings inside. Sorry for the bad summary.

A simple mistake while in a rush to get to an interview leads to an unexpected adventure. Usagi is the shy, easily startled secretary of Seto Kaiba who has a habit of wearing a bunny eared headband, complete with tail. Except not even she was aware of the fact that her past is about to make a big splash in the corporate world! Fem Tsuna

AU: After the first contact war Humans go into hiding before the council can begin peace talks, 200 years later a mysterious mechanical monster shows up in their space, and Shepard wants to know what it is, and if they should fear it.

Nana isn't going to let her husband's actions ruin her son's life. Which means it's time to reconnect with her old life...as the daughter of a family of Phantom Thieves! Tsuna's destiny is about to get a lot more interesting, while hidden secrets are going to be revealed. Will the mafia be able to handle Phantom Dark, or is the Vongola in for a wake up call?

Some people get invited to the Varia...others sneak in. Rosethorn is a witch who desperately wants to forget who she was when she left England. Where better to make a fresh start than in a group of elite assassins like the Varia? Hexe is going to have her work cut out for her when her secret is discovered...and an unexpected chance for romance blooms.

Harry isn't exactly idle when he's stuck in Diagon before third year. Thanks to the goblins he is able to contact his grandfather's family in Italy. No one told him it would bring him into the mafia though! Not that he's complaining when he gets a new older brother out of the deal. Old alliances are tested and new ones are forged as this wizard makes his own way in the underworld!

Harmony Potter prefers the life of a simple horse rancher after she left England. Too bad fate has other plans, as she meets Dino Cavallone who is more than a simple man. He's the don of a mafia familigia! Harmony finds herself married into the mafia, but that's only the start of her chaotic new life. And she wouldn't have it any other way! FemHarry/Dino

Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.

After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine. All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same. Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may.

Harry needs to continue the family line. The thing is, she can't seem to keep a date beyond an hour. Summoning herself a partner seems to be an excellent solution.

One mission goes south when the Joker shows up. But when he uses his joker gas...Kim is unaffected? Batman then uncovers the secrets of her blood...and her second mother. Rated T for now. co-wirtten with Wolfpackersson09.

Magic is confusing, and unpredictable. When Harry makes the mistake of charging after Sirius through the Veil, his friends follow him. But not to Death, oh no. To another world, another life, and another war.

Steven, now fully grown, is faced with an interesting challenge-raising the seven new hybrids in Beach City. The Crystal Gems (post redemption Homeworld Gems included), after throwing the Diamond Authority off of Earth, had decided to follow Rose's footsteps and bind themselves to Earth forever by giving up their forms for the next generation of Earth's defenders.

In this AU Avengers fusion, Kim Possible is out to save the world once more with a group of heroes that may be as bad as her enemies. With Shego leading them on behalf of the newly christened Global Justice, can these strange people with stranger powers prove their worth, or will even Kim Possible find this too great a challenge even for the girl that can do anything?

The Association and the Underworld have always had a tentative truce between them. But that agreement is thrown into question when the last heir of the Vongola decides to become a Hunter to escape the mafioso that chase him. Too bad he doesn't have much of a choice, but he won't bow to their whims so easily. The Vongola will either rise from the ashes of their mistakes, or fall.

Girl!Harry WrongBoyWhoLived! They chose the wrong Potter to herald as the boy, or child, who lived. And the right one is cast aside and forgotten. Will she rise up as good or evil? What will be her mark on the world?

Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?

Things seemed simple at Graduation, but changes in the months after have sundered Team Possible. As an old foe works to rebuild a broken hero, old allies struggle to hold the line. When the world watches the death of an icon, it's clear that shadows have made the first play in a game that could decide control of the world. But can they have planned for every... possibility?

After graduating from the Alliance's N7 class, Commander Shepard celebrates on Omega with her team mates. In a strange twist of fate, she meets Aria T'Loak and her entire life is changed. Ongoing AltFiction based on the Mass Effect trilogy. Rated M for femslash, some foul language and occasional violence.

Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?

Now in high school, the Eds continue their adventures. Yet soon Double D finds himself, to his shock, and everyone elses, falling for Marie Kanker. What will come from these new found feelings? Find out, Ed Edd n Eddy style!

An AU story of one-shots featuring two of our favorite matriarchs and a host of other pairings in various events of their lives. Rated M for Aethyta's filthy mouth, shenanigans, and language. Will consider prompts!

When a new family – with two kids! – moves in during summer vacation, Lapis is overjoyed to finally have someone to hang out with 'til school starts. It's not simple, not when the older girl, Jasper, is rather a jerk, and the other is hard to approach – but Lapis is determined to befriend that cute Peridot, no matter how long it takes to do so. Befriend, and maybe more.

Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!

Set just after 'So The Drama,' Kim is having a crisis after she thinks she's killed Shego. Only Shego is not only still very much alive, she's not about to let the girl who can do anything fade away that easily. The Doctor is in, and she is Shego, but just what is her ultimate plan for the mournful heroine?

After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.

No, not that L word... another one. A story about missed chances and medical oddities. ONESHOT

Pearls shouldn't have secrets, but they do. Blue Pearl and Yellow Pearl begin to understand each other and everything changes. (Part 3 of Finding Stars in Desolate Skies)

Ever wonder what happens to Kim and Ron after graduation? Ever wonder how in the Avengers series why Black Widow and Hawkeye's origins are so undefined? Well all you have to do is connect the dots. Rated T for language and violence. Book one in the Kimberly Romanoff series. COMPLETE

HIGH SCHOOL AU focusing on the trio of Homeworld Gems like mainly Peridot, Lapis, and Jasper, but other Gems will be around as well as hints of other fluffy parings. Lets just hope their personal lives don't follow them to school... Bullies, sleaze parents, rude teachers, and dark secrets. Hopefully with graduation around the corner, all of this will be left behind.. or will it?

AU - Kim and Ron help Sultan Betty keep the peace in a kingdom full of conniving lords and crazy people. Everything is normal for the two until the day the Sultan's brother steals an old map. Kim ends up racing to the Cave of Wonders, where she finds a rather cranky genie... Eventual KiGo and RonYori

I expected trash but this was born instead. Human AU/in-game AU. lapidot and friends play a game.

I can't get off this ship, plz send halp! Lapidot Oneshot! Gems are human, oops. Return the movies, they said. Can't afford late-fees, they said. A story where Lapis returns some movies.

Kim Possible is just your basic average girl doing her best to help whenever and wherever she can. Only something is starting to change her, and it is going to uncover a secret that will completely change her life, and the lives of those around her.

Written as a fill for the ME kink "Zaeed is Earthborn Shepard's biological father."

Nick Fury has been working on a plan for something too big for a single hero to handle. But perhaps Earth Mightiest Heroes, is the new generation. Kim Possible and cast as the Avengers, rated T for now. See inside for who is what Avenger.

AU in which Shepard never joins Alliance military, instead she makes a name for herself as a mercenary.

They were most of nothing...but all of something. Oneshot, OC.

"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers

Sequel To Rock-A-Bye Baby & Child's Play: Kim Possible is taking the first steps in facing her destiny as the Great Blue of galactic legend. Only she isn't the only one fearing that the choices she makes may make her a conqueror, or a monster. Meanwhile, someone is still out to find, and stop her. If they can reach her.

After a mission gone wrong, Drakken is dead, Kim Possible is missing, and Shego is trying to put her own life back together, if old enemies let her. Only sometimes, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

[COMPLETE!] She was sent to Earth to live, she chose to use her gifts to help others, and she gave her life to protect the world. Now, against all odds, everyone will watch as she returns to save us again. KP/Superman fusion. Sequel to Day of Doom.

Kim thought she was a ordinary girl, that happens to save the world every other weekend, but she never expected this. Now findind out she, Ron and Bonnie are half-bloods they are thrown into the world of the gods, heroes and monsters. Just an average day for Kim, no big.

When the mine accident does not occur, the Everdeens are forced into a different sacrifice. Set during the 70th Hunger Games. Written for Prompts in Panem, The Language of Flowers, Day 1. Banner by Ro Nordmann.

Sequel to Rock-A-Bye Baby. Kim, Shego, and Warmonga are back, trying to survive as Kim tries to grow up again while facing old threats, twisted plans, and a runaway school system with plans of their own for the little girl can now literally do anything.

REEDITED: Another Drakken plan has backfired in Kim Possible's face, and suddenly she's a baby! Shego to the rescue! Shego?

Following a betrayal and attack, Harry and Hermione fall through the Veil of Death and end up... somewhere else entirely. The galaxy will never be the same... Written with permission of stargatesg1fan1, whose fic Beginning a New Path this is based off of; link to the uncensored version is on my profile!

Shego's on a rampage. Team Possible is MIA. GJ is outclassed, and in over their heads, having been caught flatfooted by a growing threat they have yet to comprehend. What's really going on? Only man knows, and he's in a coma. *Awarded Best Overall Story & Best Action/Adventure in 9th Annual Fannies.*

Azula's redemption came in the form of her niece. Read the tale of our favorite Fire Princess and how she immortalized herself in history as a hero of the Fire Nation. Disregards 'the Promise' and 'the Search'. Canon pairings. Tyzula at the very end, but it won't affect the story too much, so if you don't like it you can still read this. (This is half suspension of disbelief XD)

Sequel to Legacies & Dynasties. Kim and Shego have faced Death, and the Cosmos, and won. They seem due for a little rest and relaxation. Only someone out there isn't quite ready to allow that just yet. Someone that wants to ensure a certain prophecy never has a chance.

After Graduation, Kim learns something about herself that may change everything. If it doesn't destroy her first. *Nominated Best Unlikely/AU story in 8th Annual Fannies.*

Sequel to Legacies. The enemies of the Coalition are not finished yet. And Kim and Shego fight to survive even as a new menace rises to threaten Earth, and the entire Coalition.

It starts with just another sitch. It won't end that way. Kim and Shego are about to find out the hard way that there is more to Shego's powers than anyone ever imagined. Now, if only they can survive the discovery.

Its talent night at the TND hotspot. Rachel, Kuki, Fanny, and Abby have a plan to get Nigel out of Lizzie's hands and into Rachels with a fun song! Total 1/362! I suck at summeries, its better than it sounds. First KND story so READ AND REVIEW!

Kim Possible may not be human! How else could she dodge lasers, or do the things she does? But now everyone knows, and suddenly Global Justice wants KP more than ever as an increasingly hostile world wants to find out the depths of her secrets!

AU. After being accused of a crime that she didn't commit, Kim becomes an outlaw to avoid being executed. Join Kim on an adventure as she learns how to be a pirate and eventually becomes the captain of a pirate ship. KiGo, BetViv, BoNique, and RonYori. Cover by Karigan1989.

FINISHED! It came from no where, its goal is destruction, and the world's greatest heroine may not be able to stop it. Kim Possible/Superman fusion: Sequel to Invincible.

FINISHED! KP/Superman Fussion. All of Kim's life, she had never been normal. The reason why will be beyond anything she could have dreamed.

The Disney princess convention comes to Boston, guess where their staying?

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.