Ok ok fine. I'll make a legit profile.

Hello there. I'm a guy using this site to improve my writing skill through practice so that I can one day write a good original book of my own. Looking through the stories I've written you'll see a vast variety of quality. Some of them are memes I wrote at 4AM in about an hour, some of them are serious and wondrous, and some of them are actually pretty awful. My thoughts of each of those stories can be found down below if you're interested. Perhaps it will encourage you or discourage you from reading one of them.

Akame Ga Kill: Snake Eater: This one was made after I watched the anime Akame Ga Kill. I wont be finishing it, but I made it because I found several similarities between Metal Gear and Akame Ga Kill. It would have been fun to write honestly, but I'm moving on to bigger things.

Alucard vs The Scarlet Devil Mansion: The fic where it all started coming together. It isn't my best work, but it was my third work, and the work that started lifting me into a competent writer. It's also the first story I truly finished. There are a few things I'm unhappy with in this thing but mostly it was a blast to write and as long as you're not expecting to much I think it would be a good read for you to.

Alucard vs The Scarlet Devil Mansion (Abridged): What would I be doing if I didn't abridge the thing? Might do another chapter someday.

Anomaly: I can't say I wrote this one well, and I can't say I know where it's going, all I can tell you is that putting your favorite DnD character in a fic is both embarrassing and exciting.

Black Lagoon: Baba Yaga: My most recent work, and the one I really want to focus on. "Let's drop John Wick in the middle of Roanapur and see what happens." Is the basis of this story. I'm going to wait for John Wick 3 to come out before finishing it though, just so I can get every detail as close to right as possible.

Chara vs Alucard: Spawned from Undertale fans who think Undertale characters are OP. They're not. Deal with it.

Demons Don't Cry: I want to write more of this. It's a really cool concept and as the possibility to deal with some pretty hardcore concepts. If I find the time and motivation I'd love to continue this one.

Doom 2016 For Dummies: If you need a humorous and fast breakdown of DOOM lore then I've got you covered. You're not going to get every detail out of it, but hey, it's DOOM.

Flood My Circuits: My second work, done at the request of a user named: The Baz. For my skill level back then it was pretty good, but now I don't consider it worthy of much other than a reminder. Still, when I quite working on this was when I realized that I could write so much better than I was and broke out of my RWBY phase. Cheers to that!

Just Cause: Roanapur: I made this fic Just Cause I could. Yeah it's one of those meme ones that I kinda considered actually continuing with since there could have been a story there, but I decided against it. Rico is a little to OP for the Lagoon-verse.

My Savior Eats Hair At A Learn-Like Place: An absolute meme in it's purest form depicting MHA if an AI wrote it. A fun read, but you wont be able to make heads or tails of the thing.

Nier Automata: The Last Dream: This one holds a special place in my heart. It isn't a rip and tear fest like most of my serious fics, but instead deals with the end of a species and a journey of self-discovery. Someday I wish to continue this since I had some epic things planned for it. Someday I may patch up the writing and finish it. Only time will tell.

RWBY: Assassins Creed: Artifacts of the Grimm: Ah here we are. My first and longest fic. It's also my worst work by far and I cannot recommend reading it in any serious capacity. However, I refuse to delete it. Why? If you do read it and manage not to die of cringe from the first few chapters, of which are riddled with outdated idea's and terrible writing, than you will start to see slow but evident progression in my writing style and ability to the point where the last serious chapter I made for it is actually tolerable. It's a monument to how far I've come, a reminder that I started a complete noob, and a motivation to keep improving because the next time I make a leap of faith from a fic like this again is when I get to write some really cool stuff.

SCP-DM1: The Doom Slayer: I wrote the first chapter of this at 4AM in a half-hour to troll the people over at the SCP wiki, which by the way, didn't go over well with anyone since that wiki is pretty much filled with hardcore writing intellectuals. Mostly. However it quickly gained a TON of attention and is now my second most viewed work with a lot of people waiting on updates. I guess there is nothing left to do than let The Slayer rip and tear through an SCP containment facility now, is there?

Adventures of The Best OC: This iz da fuqing bezt OC out dere and dis be my best work evah! Plz Faverit and Fellow cuz dis da best story u evah reed!

The Covenants Mistake: I took all of Halo, threw it in a blender, then put The Doom Slayer in there as the cherry on top. I don't know if it's my best work to date but I can vouch for it's pure adrenaline and popularity. I'm defiantly continuing this one once DOOM Eternal comes out.

The Ones Who Don't: Ow, the Edge!

Vengeance of a Demigod: A test. A failure. Not worth reading unless you want to scratch your head wondering what I was going for.

We Are Number One: A written version of the famous music video 'We Are Number One' which is one of my favorite works.