Hello Fangirls, Fanboys, and regular people of all ages. My name is Discord'sMinion, and I cannot express how much I love... Velociraptors. Yeah, I bet you expected something different, right? Well, tough luck. Now, let us establish a few *annoyingly bad English accent* ... pleasantries.

1- Raptors are my passion. Velociraptors, Utahraptors, Balaurs, Dakotaraptors, Deinonychus, Oviraptors, Achillobators, Sinornithosauruses, Austroraptors, Novaraptors, Vultures, Falcons... *drones on and on*

2- I do not ship. Never will I ship, and never have I shipped.

3- Yes, I do understand that Jurassic Park's Velociraptor is inaccurate.

4- No, I don't think either representation is better than the other.

5- Waiting in anticipation for SAURIAN to come out.

6- Ghost Stories is the best anime EVER! (dubbed version of course) Amanojaku makes the series!

7- Blue has the widest character arc in Jurassic World. (I cried when Charlie died)

8- I don't curse past Hell, damn, or the various -asses. (dumbass, wiseass, smartass...)

9- Saurian might just be my favorite video game, but Undertale is a close second.

10- I update sooo slowly and don't follow a pattern, so just stick close and keep an eyesocket out for the next chapter!

I think the best fanfic ever is It's Not The Raptor DNA, and I think that SkullsandDuggery really influenced my writing a lot. Oreos for you, Skulls!!! Also, I constantly make references to things so random that even I have trouble keeping track, so I don't expect anyone out there to understand absolutely all of them.

Fanfics I'm thinking about writing:

~An AU where all of the park's dinos are accurate, and where the main focus of the story is following two Dakotaraptors throughout Jurassic World.

~Retelling of the Jurassic Classics from the Dinos' point of views