Discord'sMinion
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Joined 12-15-15, id: 7369671, Profile Updated: 08-19-16
Author has written 2 stories for Jurassic Park, and Star Wars.

Hello Fangirls, Fanboys, and regular people of all ages. My name is Discord'sMinion, and I cannot express how much I love... Velociraptors. Yeah, I bet you expected something different, right? Well, tough luck. Now, let us establish a few *annoyingly bad English accent* ... pleasantries.

1- Raptors are my passion. Velociraptors, Utahraptors, Balaurs, Dakotaraptors, Deinonychus, Oviraptors, Achillobators, Sinornithosauruses, Austroraptors, Novaraptors, Vultures, Falcons... *drones on and on*

2- I do not ship. Never will I ship, and never have I shipped.

3- Yes, I do understand that Jurassic Park's Velociraptor is inaccurate.

4- No, I don't think either representation is better than the other.

5- Waiting in anticipation for SAURIAN to come out.

6- Ghost Stories is the best anime EVER! (dubbed version of course) Amanojaku makes the series!

7- Blue has the widest character arc in Jurassic World. (I cried when Charlie died)

8- I don't curse past Hell, damn, or the various -asses. (dumbass, wiseass, smartass...)

9- Saurian might just be my favorite video game, but Undertale is a close second.

10- I update sooo slowly and don't follow a pattern, so just stick close and keep an eyesocket out for the next chapter!

I think the best fanfic ever is It's Not The Raptor DNA, and I think that SkullsandDuggery really influenced my writing a lot. Oreos for you, Skulls!!! Also, I constantly make references to things so random that even I have trouble keeping track, so I don't expect anyone out there to understand absolutely all of them.

Fanfics I'm thinking about writing:

~An AU where all of the park's dinos are accurate, and where the main focus of the story is following two Dakotaraptors throughout Jurassic World.

~Retelling of the Jurassic Classics from the Dinos' point of views

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Undertale: The Seventh Soul by J. W. Fox reviews
A different take on the story of Undertale, and the tale of the seventh human to plummet from the dry & barren slums of Ebott into the mysterious world of the Underground. An array of vicious monsters, powerful enemies and questionably timed puns await this mean-spirited and incredibly snarky child as he begins a most bizarre journey home. *Novelization of Undertale
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 153,193 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Frisk, OC, Sans
Undertale: After Freedom by LittleMarbles reviews
{WARNING: This fic is INCREDIBLY old, has godawful typos and isn't finished, nor may it ever be completed.} A year passed since Frisk freed the monsters from the underground. They now live with Toriel, and every day is a new adventure as they do their best to help their new friends adapt to living on the surface.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 114,288 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Toriel
It's not the Raptor DNA by SkullsandDuggery reviews
"Her hateful gaze was all too familiar, almost a mirror when he saw past the crimson color, and slit pupils." Because we all know the scientists of Jurassic World had proven themselves incapable of exercising discipline when it came to temptations. Why would it be any different with creating the Indominus? Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 720,118 - Reviews: 5800 - Favs: 3,916 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Owen, Indominus Rex
Accidental Imprint by Stygian Hazard reviews
The Indominus Rex didn't have anyone there for her growing up, which was why she grew up to be a monster. But what if someone had been there? Owen had just wanted to see what all the fuss was about with the hybrid dinosaur. When he got there, he was just in time to see two Indominus Rex eggs hatch. Now they've both imprinted on him. Only time will tell if this will change things.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,627 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 3,383 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Velociraptor, Owen, Indominus Rex
Portal 3: The Return by Mirainbow reviews
"Did you really think I would let you go that easily?" I kept waiting to hear that. I was sure GLaDOS wasn't finished with me. I looked around. Everything seemed to be normal, or at least what I thought of as normal. The sky was a bright blue with clouds slowly moving across, the very real wheat field going on forever. I started to walk away, but I looked back. I saw the compa...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,336 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Chell, GLaDOS, Morality Core, OC
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Stranded: JAD-07 reviews
This is a version of the Stranded story. Go to Greenstar967 and Joseph4Lego 's profiles to see the other perspectives of the story. They might explain it a bit better than I can, and their stories's perspectives might make a bit more sense. For clarity's sake, JAD-07 is a Sentry droid that crash-lands on an inhabited forest planet with Imperials. Enjoy- if you dare.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 10/14/2016 - OC
Jurassic Storm reviews
"A storm was coming. Streak could feel it in his gut. It was about to arrive, and shake the very earth of Isla Sorna." Because we all know how blind-sighted InGen can be when it comes to constructing dinosaur-themed amusement parks. And (unsurprisingly) it looks like they haven't strayed from that formula at all... Rated T because regular language can be a bit boring
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,971 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Velociraptor, OC, Owen