Back in 1933, when I was born, I was immediately sent off on the draft. I crawled through the trenches when I was three years old because ma mama wasn't payin' no attention 'cause she was a nurse. I lost ma leg in dat war and now I make ma livin'... wait, I don't got no livin' I live at home!

Did I mention dat I'm from da South?

Some o' ma favorite authors on dis here site are...wait up here, dat's a mighty fine lookin' lady over dere... oh no, ma computer's stoppin' up! Call da calvalry! I'm now a psychoanglagizr for children, and dat's there's mighty fine. I'm now at teh strappin' age of 73, and a' should you be interested in datin' me, I'm a mighty fine fellow. Yhall don't now how hard its is for a feler like me to date a writter. Any a yhall in terested?

If youse wanna see a picture o' me, you can find one on my hotmail account. Okays peoples? ;)