Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Mickey Mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just given that Trix Rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.

If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass more then once copy this to your profile.

Favorite Sayings:

•'Oh shit you're going to try and cheer me up aren't you?'
•Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, I thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"
•My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
•When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
•To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever target you hit.
•The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
•If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
•Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, and the Ten Commandments have 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words.
•If I won't be myself, who will?
•We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
•Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
•If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
•I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
•A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
•In theory, everything works.
•Do unto others before they do unto you.
•Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
•Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
•When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
•I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
•Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
•Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"
•Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
•Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
•I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
•Procrastinate NOW!
•The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
•I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
•If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
•They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
•Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
•Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
•I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
•Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
•I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
•Your ridiculus little opinion has been noted.
•Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
•Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
•Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
(Most of these were found by others first.)

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times.
Once when it's said,
Once when it's explained to me,
Once five minutes later when I finally get it.

Who ever said nothing was impossible, they never tried slamming a revolving door.

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, and the mime next door when nuts.

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.