Name: Rain

Age: Nunurbiz

Location:My Sofa

Okay, let's get on with it!

Since I don’t have any of my books with me, I took some of my favorite quotes from other authors’ profiles, specifically St. Fang of Boredom’s.

“I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.” -Bella Swan-Eclipse

"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."
-Dumbledore-Harry Potter

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." –The Marauders’ Map in Harry Potter. I do so love that map.

"Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron-Harry Potter

"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly- Harry Potter

"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!"
"This is blasphemy! This is madness! "
"Madness...? THIS... IS... SPARTA! "-King Leonidas and the Messenger-300

Kaila- I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.”
Me-“And I’m helping. Pray for me too.”
Desi-“…We’ll miss you.”-Mah psycho friends.

Me-“So why didn’t you have your homework?”
Alex-“Emma wasn’t here. I couldn’t copy from her.”
Me-“That has to be the worst excuse for not turning in your homework!”-Alex and I in science class

Me-“You should really be more paranoid.”
Chris-“Well then I guess I’ll just have to survive without being paranoid.”
Me-“Actually, you don’t even have to be paranoid. You just have to believe.”
Chris-“So I guess I don’t believe.”
Me-“Just because you don’t believe doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.”
Chris-“You’re a freak, you know that?”-Christian and I talking about Conspiracy Theories

James-“Still IMing with all of your weirdo friends?”
Me-“Hey! We’re not just weirdos! We’re mildly amazing weridos!”
James-“No one ever said you were one of them.”
Me-“….Oh. Well I am!”-Jio and I in my basement one day

Me-“Oh, good job Alex, you made the emo kid laugh and set off the balance of the universe. Destruction of our world is always your fault, isn’t it? Like national debt, and swine flu! And the zombie apocalypse!”
James-“I don’t see how those were his fault…but I like it. Yeah, Alex, it is your fault! It’s also your fault that Christian is a closet homo!”…….”And I’m not emo!”
Me-Oh, but you wish you were. And he’s not a closet homo. Didn’t you hear? He’s dating Justin Beiber!
James-“Oh, so he’s openly gay.”
Me-(with incredulous look) You mean Justin Beiber is a BOY? Seriously?
James-“Yeah, so?”
Me-(to Chris) “I’m disappointed in you.”
Alex-“We all are. Chris, maybe you should take Michael back.”
Chris-“Man, shut up!...And I’m not gay!”
Me-(patting arm) “It’s okay. I know that, even if they don’t. I won’t tell them Justin’s secret identity as Justina.”-One of our many random conversations.

Me-“If a man speaks and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?”
Hea-“I don’t know, is he gay?”
Me-“Sure.”
Hea-“Then how could he be wrong in the first place? He’s practically one of us!”
Me-“Only if he’s Gabe.”
Hea-“Or Chris.”
Me-“For the last time, Chris is not gay! At least…I hope not.”
Hea-“You would hope he wasn’t.”
Me-“…shut up.”-Hea and I. We’re weird.

Hea-“Roland, stop rofling the waffles! They don’t like to be rofld, it makes them feel violated!”
Me-“Hea!”
Hea-“Sorry, but it was so fun to say.”
Me-“Only you…”
Hea-“Fine, Roland, continue waffling your rofl. Apparently I can’t stop you.”
Me-“You mean rofling the waffle?”
Hea-“Whatever! You already took away my weird comment, must you correct my wording too? You crush all my dreams you dream crusher!”
Me-“…I’m your sister, not your mother.”-Hea and I again. It’s a long story…

"Night Quills!" He started laughing again. "Hey, Max, you and me and the cops should go yelling and see if we can wake up the Flock before the neighbors show up. Bring Spiffy and Pooky!" -Fang from Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu (He's on NyQuil.)

Good news: I'm not stuck in the woods with a rapist or serial killer. Bad news: I'm stuck in the woods with a lunatic. I was just trying to think of a way out of this, when he said, "You don't believe me, do you?" So honest little me nodded. At that, he pulled off his shirt. "Oh great." I thought. "I'm stuck in the woods with a lunatic nudist." -Risa from Double Date.

"Alright, class. I know you're all excited about that yearly social meltdown event called prom, but, unless you'd like to fail my class in the name of sparkly dresses and spiked punch, you all have a project to work on. So please, get with your partners and get to work. If you need me, I'll be at my desk, taking a coffee break, and no, Alanna, you can't have any." - Mr. Hardy in Fly By Twilight: The Coven

"Mybubblesmyprettybubblesmybubblesprettybubblesno!" -Tammy in Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets. I can say it like that, I do it all the time to my friend, who also reads SFoB fics.

"Fang, who do you think is spying on us?" "Many kinds of people." Oh, how prophetic. "Like?" "Samurai." Houston, I think we've found the problem. -Fang and Max in Ninja Fang.

“You have a captive audience, Max. People are listening to you. Your story’s out, you can’t hide anymore. What are you going to do with this situation, Max?” This questioning was starting to tic me off. “Well, let’s see. Get a cut in the profits, buy new shoes, order a life supply of chocolate chip cookies, and hire a private investigator to find out who you are so I can kick your questioning ass. Anything else you’d like to know?” -The Voice and Max in MangaFlock (Sorry, but I just love SFoB)

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan

“You assaulted an un-armed teenager, you snuck out in the middle of the night, and you, you…I don’t know what else you did but I bet it has something to do with why the national debt is so high!” -An angry Max to Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic

Book-Gone

List random characters from your fandom, in any order...

1. Drake

2. Diana

3. Caine

4. Astrid

5. Lana

6. Quinn

7.Orsay

8. Edilio

9. Gaiphage

10. Briana

11. Sam

12. Alex Lucine (she SO counts)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Quinn/Sam? Uh…can’t remember…I think maybe…

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Astrid is a girl. But she’s very pretty on the book cover.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Seeing as Edilio is eight, and Alex is 12, it would be the other way around. But here’s what happens:

Yeah, Drake kills Edilio.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

The Gaiphage is not very popular, but yes, I remember one or two.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I don’t think so. Quinn wouldn’t be happy in a relationship with Diana, but I could write it anyways.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Well, it seems to me that Lana is already WITH the Gaiaphage, kind of. So why not that? Besides, Briana and Lana? No, just no. Dekka has dibs.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Orsay’ll be having too many nightmares of her own to pay attention to others, after seeing Alex and Diana. Especially since they hate each other. What is that? Hate sex?

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Caine had never noticed how pretty Briana could be, maybe because he’d been blinded by Diana’s lies. But now that she was dead, opportunity had just walked through the door. If only he could learn to make it stay…

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I bet I could get Armygirl0604 to bribe Caris to write her a Drake/Edilio fic.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Alex and Orsay Fight back (Against the Player)

Would be based on Player, Player, My Little Heartbreaker*

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

What You Mean to Me *about Astrid* (Sorry, but after seeing Puzzle Pieces, I’m in love with it.)

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Here there be jealousy, whipping, freezing water, and maybe a few very hot makeout sessions between boys.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

When Hyperactive Lioness wrote that one about Drake and Lana. Ah-May-Zing!

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Drake and Orsay are in a happy relationship (yay!) until Orsay runs off with Astrid (to escape their boyfriends). Drake, heartbroken, has a hot one night stand with Sam (why?) and a brief unhappy affair with Quinn (ah, he must be experimenting with his sexuality to deal with the pain, I’ve seen it before and I’ll probably see it again a few times before I die), then follows the wise advice of Lana and finds true happiness with Alex (of course!)

What title would you give this fic?

Everyone Hates Drake. (Like everyone hates Raymond, but better!)

List random characters from your fandom, in any order...

1. Fang

2. Max

3. Gazzy

4. The crazy guy in the subway

5. Iggy

6. Max 2

7. Jeb

8. Angel

9. Nudge

10. Ella

11. Ari

12. Dylan

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Yes. Yeah…disturbing…I don’t care if it’s Max2, just the idea of a Max with Ari is wrong…

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Oh, he’s very sexy. You know, I TOTALLY dig insane runaways hiding in subways…not!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Max would kill Dylan if he ever got her baby girl pregnant. Angel’s not old enough anyways, luckily!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Many. People love Nudge.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No, but can you imagine the Maxs would make great twins!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Iggy and Ella, I’m not a big IggyXNudge fan.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Jeb would probably celebrate Max and Dylan making babies.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Ella had always seen Gazzy as a little kid before. But now, at 16, that hottie wasn’t so little anymore…

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

No, but I’ve seen Angel crush on Fang in many fics.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Don’t Give Up, Dylan (The Story of Jeb’s Other Son)

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Stupid Girl-Cold, Cold-Crossfade, Ready to Fall-Rise Against, Savior-Rise Against, or All American Girl-Train

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: This pairing is probably illegal in at least 13 countries.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last Thursday.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Fang and Jeb (uhm….) are in a happy relationship until Jeb runs off with the crazy guy in the subway *mike?* (YOU PERVERT!). Fang, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Ari(I hope he wasn’t dead yet!) and a brief unhappy affair with Max 2 (At least there’s ONE girl…), then follows the advice of Nudge and finds true love with Dylan. (Doesn’t surprise me.)

What title would you give this fic?

Max, There’s Something Wrong With Fang…

That's all for now!