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Joined 04-13-06, id: 1027707
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

February 3, 2007: I know I haven't posted or updated my one story in FOREVER, and I'm really trying to get more stuff on here. Most of my writing right now is original fiction, but there are a few fics that are in-progress--mostly Vampire Chronicles-based ones. Don't think "Shakespeare Comes to Hogwarts" will ever be resurrected, but who knows. The problem with me is that I write stories totally out of order (for example, I might write half of chapter 9, then chapter 3, etc.) so it's hard to post them until I get to writing chapter 1. But anyway...I know it's pointless having an account and to not post anything, so I'm trying my best.

December 24, 2006: Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanzaa! Happy Winter Solstice! Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate! I hope you all have a safe and happy holiday season. I hope I do...and that I don't become obese from eating too many cookies. :)

Welcome to PeachBlossom19's profile!

My penname comes from my love of peaches, blossoms, and the number 19. Nuff said.

Stuff about me...I love to WRITE (obviously), act, sing, dance, play piano, make up songs, hang out with friends, shop, be at the beach, swim, be random, and read stories/poems. Don't like flames, cous-cous or biscotti, the sound of people cracking their knuckles, necks, etc., or spiders.

También hablo español. (I also speak Spanish.) And I'm learning French...I'm currently in French I at school. J'aime ecrire.

AND I'm completely obsessed, for no particular reason, with everything having to do with vampires. I'm not sure how it started, but you'll notice that there are several vampire books in my fav books list. The movie Interview with the Vampire is also one of my fav movies (except for when it's overly-gory). But enough about that.

Books:

Harry Potter (I'm not one of the those crazed HP worshippers (no offense meant), but they are good books), His Dark Materials trilogy, The Phantom Toolbooth, The Phantom of the Opera, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy" (really five books, for those of you who don't know), House of the Scorpion, Millicent Min: Girl Genius, The Princess Bride, Inkheart, The Haunting of Alaizabel Cray, Poison, So B. It, The Big Over Easy, Twilight, New Moon, the Bloody Jack books, the Vampire Chronicles (book 1 in particular), Peter and the Starcatchers, The Westing Game, A Mango-Shaped Space, Of Mice and Men, Phantom, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angels, Silver Kiss

Musicals: (kind of a random category, but I LOVE music, esp. musicals, so...)

Les Misérables, Phantom of the Opera, Into the Woods, A Christmas Carol, Wicked, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Jekyll & Hyde, Once More with Feeling (that musical episode of "Buffy: The Vampire Slayer"), Dessa Rose, Rent

Quotes:

"Not all who wander are lost." -- J.R.R. Tolkien

"According to recognized aeronautical tests, the bumblebee shouldn’t be able to fly because of the weight and shape of its body in relation to the total wing area. The bumblebee does not share this perspective, so it goes ahead and flies anyway." -- Mary Kay Ash

"I would sing with you, but I don't know the words." -- this guy in a dream I had

"Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday." -- Anonymous

"Shoot for the moon, if you fall you might catch a star." -- Brenda Song

"If you take the W from ‘answer’ and the H from ‘ghost’ and the extra A from ‘aardvark’ and the T from ‘listen,’ you could keep saying ‘What?’ but no one would hear you since all the letters are silent." -- Olive Ostrovsky, 'The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee'

"Gisoo, how can you pour mustard at a time like this?" -- my friend Katie (while we were watching a Giants vs. Mets game or something like that)

"Music is like candy--you should throw out the (w)rappers." -- a friend of a friend

"To love another person is to see the face of God." -- Les Miserables

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, today is a gift--that's why it's called the present." -- bathroom sign

"Enjoy today--yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come." -- Anonymous

"I went up to the wall and the wall was like, 'Hey, what's up' and then it punched me." -- The guy who played Perchik in "Fiddler on the Roof" that I was in, talking about how he walked into the mausoleum

(To the sopranos) "Me and E flat are having issues." (to the piano) "You know what, E flat? You and me are through. Do you hear me? I am never playing you again...NEVER!" -- A girl in my choir who was playing piano for the sopranos and kept forgetting that she was suppoosed to play E flat instead of E natural

"Bonnie: (flaunting her new yellow keychain) Like my new keychain? It's yellow and happy like the sun.
Rkqs12: (all macabre-y) The sun gives you skin cancer."

"Be...like toast." -- My friend's weird friend Russell, several years ago. We were falling onto beds and he used that simile to try and make me stay straight.

"Where are...those nuts, that I buried so long ago in the snow? I bury walnuts, and I bury peanuts, I bury sunflower seeds by the dozen and an acorn or two." -- The singing squirrel in the movie "Stranger in the Woods" (inside joke...don't ask)

"My noodles warm my heart." -- Rkqs12, sipping hot noodles on a cold day

Movie / TV quotes

“Chad: So, if you become an athlete, you end up on a cereal box. If you become a singer, you end up in my mom’s refrigerator.” -- High School Musical

“Jack Sparrow: But why is all the rum gone?” -- Pirates of the Caribbean (henceforth known as POTC)

"Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth is safe, just like I promised. She's going to marry Norrington, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really, except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -- POTC

“Arthur: So this is it. We’re going to die
Ford: Yes. Would you like a hug?
Arthur: No.” -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Arthur: Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.
Ford: What is normal?
Trillian: What is home?
Zaphod: What're cows?” -- Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

"Claudia: There is a man downstairs making a sandwich with a knife. If he finds out what happens, he will stop making said sandwich, come up here, and kill you." -- Grounded for Life

"Spike: Randy? Randy Giles? Why not just call me Horny Giles or Desperate-for-a-Shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you." -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Spike: What are you? The goddess of bad home perms?" -- BTVS

"Lestat: Whining coward of a vampire that prowls the night killing rats and poodles; you could have finished us both.
Louis: You've condemned me to Hell.
Lestat: I don't know any Hell." -- Interview with the Vampire

FictionPress.com penname: (profile is basically the same) (PLEASE read my poems and review on them!)

ForeverThyme19

Fav HP pairings:

Hermione/Draco

Ginny/Harry

Luna/Neville (SO CUTE!)

Percy/Hermione

Lilly/James (duh)

NOTE: If anyone reads my fic "Shakespeare Comes to Hogwarts," PLEASE don't tell me that the correct quote is "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." In the play, it's "word," not "name." We had to read the play this year, so believe me, I know.

Be sure to read RandomLittleWriter's "Random Stupid Corpse Bride Parody"...I'm in it! She decided to include all of her reviewers in one of the chapters. It's the first (and maybe only) time that I'll be in someone's story. It was nice. So yeah...

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (I have done this a lot lol)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Put this in your profile if, for some period of time, you thought the 'D' in Disney was a 'G'.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if your trying to be an Author(ess).

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Does anyone agree with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile.

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you forget things easily, paste this in your profile.


If you actually read all that, kudos to you.

Now...onto my fic(s)!

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Nonexistent Mistletoe by bodiechan reviews
To show their gratitude, Aziraphale and Crowley throw a Christmas party for all those who helped them to thwart Armageddon. But when the Horsepersons show up uninvited, all doesn't necesarily go according to plan.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Famine, Pollution - Complete
Rapunzel's Life Begins by Tarastantara reviews
This one's cheesy, but it's also sweet and sexy. What happens when Rapunzel teaches Eugene everything she used to do in the tower? Follows the exact order of activities in When Will My Life Begin? Rating M because I think it's on the line.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Zaphod's Trial by Radioactive reviews
Six years after Zaphod stole the Heart of Gold, the police finally nab him, and he's sent to court. Finally updated! To my loyal fan, I'm very sorry. Let's just pretend my computer was down. For two years.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,919 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 3/16/2005
Romeo and Juliet Revised by My Sharpie Is Green reviews
A classic tale of love [lust] with a touch of creepy stalker. [PARODY]
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/20/2006
Life on this side by emeraldstoker reviews
Victoria and Victor continue their lives together through illness, parental objections and other trials, some normal and others perhaps more peculiar. You never quite know.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006
My Saving Grace by Satire By Sunset reviews
Grace is Vicoria's maid. Hector is Victor's brother. After they fall in love, a misunderstanding occurs and Grace is engaged to a corpse king and she meets her long dead father. Will Hector find her before he marries the worst woman ever? REVIEW please!
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Hitchhiker's ABCs by Anakin McFly reviews
A is for Arthur, who's always drinking tea...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
She Was an Angel, Too by milkmoth reviews
Meg Giry knew more than anyone could have known. She was mixed up in the whole ordeal. She had her own secrets, as well as answers that were withheld from her. Now, she's going to find out what's going on in the Paris Opera. INCOMPLETE.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,498 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,590 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Giving Voice by Riha Hyesthae reviews
Victoria's thoughts upon meeting Victor. Oneshot.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
The Ivory Duet by Fenrisknight reviews
A short Vignette looking at the moment of the Piano Duet between Victor and Emily. VictorxEmily pairing. Highly romanticized. Please R&R
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Infinitely Probable by Eileen reviews
Bookverse meets Movieverse when Random winds up in the wrong dimension. Will she ever get back? CURRENT STATUS: Working on Chapter 2.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2006
Angel With a Broken Face by Tami Sullivan reviews
It has been little over a year since the incident of the Phantom of the Opera. Can young and beautiful Emily Sterling coax him out of hiding?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Erik
A Look Into Ron's Homework Planner by Pretty Padfoot reviews
Ron is taking advantage of the homework planner that he received for Christmas from Hermione though he uses it as a diary instead. Severe randomness follows read at your own risk. Rated as a caution and probably for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005
Dead Ends and Puzzles by MeghanJinx reviews
ZaphodTrillian set shortly after she's picked up from earth about acceptance and adaptation.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Blades of Grass by mellish reviews
Roger says a few last words to Lyra, but not quite in the form she expects. Oneshot.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
Writer's Block by AtomicScribble reviews
Pebbles never expected her characters to appear,until one night. They become friends, but then the trouble starts...Blends Phantom of the Opera, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Corpse Bride. FIN!
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,648 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Wedding Night by PlayerPiano reviews
It's Victor and Victoria's first night as a married couple...And they're both nervous enough to faint. Completed.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Alphabet by HarryRules2 reviews
A funny poem based on The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I don't own these people. I'm just borrowing them for a little while.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005
Excitement and Adventure and Really Wild Things by ChicaFrom3 reviews
Zaphod reflects on Trillian, love, and improbability. Set during Life, The Universe, and Everything.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Complete
Not Another Karaoke Contest by BeachBum754 reviews
This is not a karaoke contest! But it does include a whole bunch of parodies of (mostly) well-known songs, sung by HP people! Features Voldie rapping, Hermione ranting, and Ron being jealous, among other things!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,980 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/29/2003
Mon Mari, Mon Epouse by mnemosyne23 reviews
You are invited to THE wedding of the Potterverse: Fleur Delacour and Bill Weasley! Contains spoilers for HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,142 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
She Left Me Too by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Trillian left her own daughter, Random, because Random could never give her what she really wanted. Trillian left Zaphod, because he could not give her what she really wanted. And when she drops Random off with Zaphod, he gets to see what should really b
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/5/2005
How would the Snicket characters eat a Reese's? by PearlGirl reviews
read this Very Funny Dialogue! I read the Grim Grotto so chapter 13 is all about Grim Grotto characters. R and R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,454 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 3/23/2004
Draco Malfoy and the Tome of Entrapment by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Draco has been obsessed with Harry Potter since the beginning, but how did his hatred turn into his protecting Harry above even his own safety? One thing's for sure: being trapped in a book with the person you secretly loved wasn't a picnic. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,675 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
ERIK: An Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual by MetaChi reviews
(PG-13 for safety) For anyone who wants their own Erik. :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/2/2004
Retitled Songs from Les Miserables by meganphntmgrl reviews
You've seen the Phantom and Jekyll and Hyde versions- now, see the Mizzie edition! REVISED: Now includes Drink With Me and a better Heart Full of Love.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2004
One Mood Ring to Rule Them All by PearlGirl reviews
It turns you invisible, gives you long life and changes color depending on what mood you're in!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Galadriel, Frodo B.
The Score of Phantom, Now Retitled by AuntieClimatic reviews
Inspired by EmaCarew1's re-titled score of Jekyll and Hyde. Now, see your favorite musical score re-titled.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2003
The Sharpie Show by StarKateFLG reviews
Kate and Max kidnap random His Dark Materials characters and FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS! MUAHAHA! FF.net friendly version! ^_^
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/3/2003 - Published: 12/24/2002
The Score of Ragtime: MY Way! by EmaCarew1 reviews
got bored and decided re-title another musical score. kinda along the same lines of my J&H retitled score.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2002
The Score of J&H Re-Titled by EmaCarew1 reviews
Just my new titles for Jekyll and Hyde songs, i think it is somewhat funny and had fun writing it so please r/r
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2000
Valentines Day:J&H Style by EmaCarew1 reviews
My first posting here, though written in Feb 99 a J&H spoof in dialouge form
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2000
Shakespeare Comes to Hogwarts reviews
Hogwarts decides to put on a production of Shakespeare's famous 'Romeo and Juliet,' and everything, despite the unexpected cast list, is going smoothly until Ginny, Parvati, and Lavender decide that they want someone different to play Romeo...DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.