Pen Name: Da-Guru

Quotes: "Everyone has to live for something. I live to screw with people's heads."

"ADHD is short for Attention Deficite Hy...peract...iv...i...ty...Hey look a bird!"

Email: xeronono@gmail.com

Age: 20somthing (Barring temporal distortion or birthdays)

Gender: Male (Barring alternate realities or expensive surgery)

Favorite Animes: Evangelion, Serial Experiments Lain, FLCL, Excel Saga, Hellsing, Shadow Skill (For shear obscurity and the presence of Megumi)

Favorite Characters: Rei Ayanami, Lain Iwakura, manga Shinji (trust me there is a difference), Misato Katsuragi, Excel, Ninamori Eri (For the fact that she's not shocked by anything), Haruhara Haruko (For shear insanity), and Alucard

Favorite Movies: Collateral, Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove, Sin City, Fight Club, Scott Pilgrim Vs the World, and The Matrix

Favorite Books: The Dresden Files and The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Primary life philosophy: existentialism (and the meaning of life is...death. Wow, that was anticlimatic)

Primary social philosophy: benevolent sadism (taking tough love to whole new levels)

Current Projects:

Neon Genesis Evangelion: "Intervention"--Someone decides that Shinji's future is far too bleak and sends him in a wholy different direction. Enter Bob, the Angel of Rock n' Roll. Status: Suspended until further notice.

"Stranger than Fanfiction" --Shinji is hearing voices...well...voice, specifically my voice. I'm narrating his life. What follows is the result of Shinji hearing my narration. Status: Ongoing.

"Evil Twin Syndrome"--Title pretty much sums it up. What if the other Shinji that Shinji talks to during those head trips was an actual person, his evil twin Ikari Koji. Status: planning stage

"Shinji the Homocidal Maniac"--Toji's death has a big effect on Shinji's already fragile psyche. Now he's snapped and all of Tokyo 3 is at his mercy. I am one sick puppy for even thinking of this. Status: Writer's block