On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome

Feeling out of place in Konoha, Lee begins an exploration department in Konoha, taking her apprentice Obito with her on an expedition to another dimension a long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away. There, she confronts the strange shinobi culture there and their disdain for attachment. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

Sakura grows up in a shinobi household. Haunted by a broken father, she ends up on Team 7 a different person.

Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

Itachi/Sakura. 100 drabbles. 052. Reprieve - Even when everything else falls apart, they find solace in each other.

"When did you start to remember?" He asked next, relaxing further in his seat, which Kyo found calming. In which another lease on life is a bit more complicated than Kyo had at first anticipated. OC Self-Insert.

At the end, something happened. Hermione clutches at one fraying thread, uncertain whether she is Arachne or Persephone. What she does know is that she will keep fighting to protect her friends even if she must walk a dark path. *time travel*

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

High-flying lawyer Ino Yamanaka is scrambling complete this year's mandatory pro bono service hours. She takes on what should've been a simple case – except, well, her client is Deidara. As it turns out, prissy ice queens and volatile ex-cons do not play nice. Deidara x Ino.

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.

When a red-headed girl appears out of nothingness, bleeding out in his bedroom, and declares herself to be a ninja of Konoha, eight-year-old Tom Riddle decides that his needs are best served in a place other than England. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

With the power of all nine Bijuu within him, Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto should have been unstoppable. When Tobi tried to imprison him in the Other Dimension, the combined power of nine tailed beasts caused spacetime to tear, and the bijuu found themselves inside their previous jinchuuriki hosts...in the past. [AU/Time Travel]

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

"I don't think," Steve cleared his throat. "I don't think Amestris is on the same… planet, exactly." Ed frowned. "Planet," he said to the translating device. The device replied in his language, then in English. "A world; a large, natural object that orbits around a star," the device said calmly. Ed swore.

What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Nabi has enough on her plate, without worrying about characters tragic backstories. As a matter of fact, she's more than fine with letting it all play out. But people have a bad habit of worming themselves into her heart anyway. [SI/OC]

A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

In a barren land incapable of sustaining life, a Miko, whose most basic and most principal of powers is to give and nurture life, must seem divine in nature. It's not simple Mokuton, said Sunagakure village elders, Mokuton only affects wood and cannot give life to dead crops. It definitely does not resurrect a village on the brink of historic financial depression either.

COMPLETE. A story told through a series of drabbles and oneshots, tracing the slow and steady progress of trust. Sesshoumaru x Kagome, CU.

In which Kagome lands in different countries or timelines in the Naruto verse. This is a collection of AU ideas branching out from my other Inuyasha/Naruto crossover story 'From the Garden of Gods'. Some of the AUs I have promised: Kumo AU, Clan War Era AU, among a few. First one up: Clan War Era. Kagome lands in Naruto world during the clan wars era preceding the Hidden Villages.

Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.

Once, a man driven by love nearly ended the world in hate. 200 years have passed since Meteorfall. A film crew documents a derelict mountain village shrouded in snow. Isolated from the world, it's rumored the Lifestream runs black there and spirits of the dead stalk its grounds. Their guide is Wolf, a man with odd blue eyes. He likes to smile. He also says some memories never die.

"Come revel in the woods with us," said the girl to the boy. The Herd has grown small, but they still hold to the old ways. The truth is visible to those who care to look. 70% Lovecraftian horror, 30% Naruto. One-shot.

The Valar chose many companions to help them create Arda… save for Námo. The Judge of the Dead chose only one companion, who eventually pled for eternal rest. Too bad Námo had different plans. Eons later, Harry Potter woke up in a field of grass. "Sodding dreaming potions…"

It's easier to break than mend. And so, for everything she learned to heal, Sakura learned a thousand times to end.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

The anatomically incorrectly titled tale of a deer called Hairy, or Harry, and his questions.

Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.

"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU

After two years of travelling with Jiraiya, Naruto meets up with Sakura on the Island of Danube. A dangerous swamp has grown out of nowhere and mercenaries are flooding the island. With his mission, Jiraiya's antics, and Sakura's good looks, Naruto has more than enough on his plate. But when he hears that Sasuke isn't far away, things quickly become even more complicated.

There are meant to be two of them. Two of them together in a world that doesn't know them, two of them to save a world that has been doomed for centuries. Things rarely go as planned these days, and Naruto supposes he will have to make do with what little he has left. Time travel AU. Title from poem by Max Ehrmann. (No pairings (yet?))

After everything Sasuke had done, maybe it wasn't too out-there to suggest that the whole point of this mission was to keep him far, far away from the village. But whatever, you know, he was getting paid for a year-long A-rank mission and all he had to do was put up with a bunch of civilian kids and a few idiots (namely idiots whose names rhymed with taruto). Easy, right?

Mortality is for losers. So is time as a linear concept. In other words, the entire planet is dead, Sakura is over five hundred years old, and she's bored as hell. Time-travel is clearly the only option.

AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.

Harry was trapped in a magical painting with no way out. His only company was the suspicious and curious stares of Tom Riddle. As Fate delivered this impossible crossing, an improbable and dangerous bond is made. Unconventional Time-Travel.

Fate's strings are really more of a garotte at this point. - In which an SI OC ends up as Uchiha Sasuke's twin sister, and commences planning because this is either a seriously entertaining coma or her unfortunately permanent new reality.

For once, Cloud has his life sorted out. Going from delivery boy to travelling healer in the post-Meteor world, he finally has peace. When Denzel travels back through time, he has to leave it all behind to help his son in the world he thought he escaped. But taking Hojo's job? That was an accident. Mostly.

Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.

The world is ravaged by an unknown disease, and the Infected patrol the realm of night hunting survivors. In this hell on earth, three unlikely people forge an alliance out of necessity. One seeks death, one seeks companionship, and one seeks an escape.

"...Thus, when I awoke outside on a warm, muggy day, blades of grass pricking my cheek, with no memory at all of how I could have gotten there, I calmly sat up and observed my surroundings." Semi-self insert garbage. An attempt at realism, I guess? Disclaimer for the whole story: I own nothing.

Bilbo Baggins dies peacefully on the ship to Valinor, and when he wakes, he is a young hobbit living in Bag End. Thorin Oakenshield, on the other hand, drowns in his own blood on a gruesome battlefield; his screams as he wakes in Ered Luin will haunt his sister and nephews for years to come. -— (Fixing their broken world isn't going to be as easy as they think.)

Harry Potter has done it: he has defeated the Dark Lord. Yet this victory has come at a great price: namely, the eradication of the entire human race. Wizards, muggles, and creatures alike perished and now Harry is alone left, cursed with the title of the Master of Death and an extended life. So, Harry does what any wizard with too much time would: he goes "traveling".

The best thing about Hashirama was that he was not hard to kill and make it look like an accident. [Mito-centric, Founders-verse, Dark-ish]

The Byakugan is one of the world's most legendary bloodlines. And just like the rest, it has a dangerous secret of its own. Now, thanks to the unforeseeable, Hinata Hyuuga finds herself given a unique chance to change everything. It's too bad such things never go as planned. Hinata-centric, Time Travel

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

It began, in the way that all truly great twists of fates do, with something small. Crackfic, series of connected one-shots. Complete unless I randomly add on.

Sophie Hatter's life was sensible: black and white. She thought she could make an exception and add shades of gray when she met Horrible Howl. It was too bad, really, that what he demanded was color. [Sequel to Seven Days] [Complete]

Tony has a kid. Well... sort of. They're family, anyway. The problem is, he only sees the kid half the time... so obviously, he needs to make the most of what time he has.

Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.

Some are destined for greatness, others merely stumble upon it. But only the truly great have the courage to fight and bleed for their place under the sun. [History of the Bloody Mist's rise and fall through Mei's eyes. KisaMei, KakaMei]

Makiguchi Katashi, personal guard to the Godaime Kazekage, woke up five years before the failed invasion of Konoha. Unsure if he was trapped in a genjutsu (as they had been fighting Uchihas), he played along until he realized one thing. His best friend was killed by his then-yet-now-crazy Kage today. So he had to try. He failed, but that was okay. Because it wasn't a genjutsu.

In one world, Hinata is a little less kind, a little more desperate, and a whole lot colder. [au] [drabbles] [dead!fic]

Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.

In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.

Becoming Mandos is the easiest thing Harry has ever done. It is also the cruellest.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

'I will never be a memory.' Sephiroth had been right. There would always be a piece of him lurking inside Cloud's mind, but it was amazing how even the most horrific existential terror could become mundane, and given long enough, irritating. A light hearted look at Cloud's everyday life, dealing with what was left of Sephiroth.

"Dreaming of Sunshine" AU(s). In Which Someone Attempts to Kidnap Shikamaru And Fails Utterly. Chapters 1-3:The Futures that Result When Orochimaru Adopts, Afterward. Chapters 4-6: The Futures that Result When Danzo Adopts, Afterward.

Desperate mothers will do anything to protect their children, even sign them up to become child soldiers. SI/ third war era AU.

POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.

There's something in the Shinra computer system that doesn't belong to the time. Accidentally sent back into the past as an artificial intelligence, the ghost in the machine is not happy, but what can be done but make good of a bad situation? (Time-travel!Cloud)

Torn from his family and lost in an unfamiliar world Harry Potter will fight with all he has to return to them. He has to navigate self-absorbed geniuses, secretive government agencies, megalomaniacal Norse gods and a huge green rage monster if he is to find his home. Post-epilogue story.

"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

Kushina wants a baby girl, and what Kushina wants Kushina gets. For a scrawny orphan with dreams too big, pink or blue really don't matter. Gaara of the Sand may be a fearsome shinobi at fifteen, but nobody ever said he was a pro at weathering life, puberty, and the politics of physical union between states. AU. Naruto with Kushina's chakra chain and barrier power. Gaanaru.

Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.

Five dimensions and two thousand years away from home, Harry sees himself in the boy with the haunted eyes and decides to give him the childhood that he never had. AU, Unspeakable!MOD!Harry, time-travel.

Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

In which Hermione Granger is much less Muggleborn than first believed, and does indeed devour books. Quite literally. [creature!hermione] [drabble-series]

After the Jewel is stolen and the wish is made, Kagome finds herself cursed with immortality. Convincing Sesshoumaru to help her, they travel the world and through some of the most cataclysmic periods of human history to defeat the powerful thieves.

And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.

The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?

Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.

They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert

We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

A soul called, so desperately lonely, so defiantly longing, so deathly loyal, that it is answered, if only for one (after)life. [arrancar!twins] [dreaming of sunshine/bleach crossover] [shikako-and-shikamaru-replace-starrk-and-lilynette] [dead!fic]

Summon materia is the least understood type of materia, but even they have rules. Or so Zack thought until he found a summon materia buried in the snow of Icicle Area. This one seems intent on challenging Zack's understanding of the world. When more begin to show up, he's faced with an uncomfortable question-just what are the Summons? And are they truly alive?

Crack fic. RIP Levi. [Levi x Sleep] There's a reason he always looks so tired AKA: Levi tries to find people to sleep with because he can't sleep by himself. Chapter 5: [Levi x Father Figures] He's never really had a good one, has he?

Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud REWRITE PLANNED (see profile for details)

A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.

Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

He: a young man long since raised from poverty, now on the verge of inheriting a magnate's business in the 1910s. She: an impoverished young woman on her way to start a new life in America. In short: Tom Marvolo Riddle, Hermione Jean Granger, and one voyage on the RMS Titanic - and how it would change their lives forever.

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

-And that was how Orihime Inoue found herself handcuffed and strung up in Ulquiorra's basement, which was the beginning of what she was sure would be a hardly healthy relationship…

...where instead of Harry Potter they get Eren Jaeger. (Reincarnation. Drabble format. Future m/m ereri.)

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Something went wrong with Eren's father's experiment. Instead of turning into a Titan as he was supposed to, Eren woke up in the unfamiliar body of someone else who had just been through an incredibly traumatic experience. The infant Harry Potter. Rated for foul language in English and Japanese.

He cannot help but compare himself to the swords that hang on the wall, silver and pale and edged with red, kept in sheathes until they're needed to kill. (At five years old he takes a needle and inks red into his own skin, sharp slashes like the cut of a knife on each cheek, and it's the first time Uchiha Tajima ever looks at him and smiles.)

They built their kingdom from earth and fire and blood, upon fragile pillars of glass. HashiMitoMada. Narutoverse prequel.

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.

Ellie Potter was never the boy who lived, she just happened to be in the same room at the same time, and yet she can't help but grow and notice that it is never Harry Potter who must fight his own demons. Side fic/Spin off to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Itachi played the villain and traitor to both his clan and village. But what would happen if he met someone who had walked a similar path? And what would happen to his plans if his brother didn't want to kill him? Drabble-fic. Sasuke discovers he is the reincarnation of Snape.

Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.

Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?

Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. Instead he wakes up in the Third Age of Middle Earth, lost and confused. Realistic crossover with canon Harry. No power-ups, elfling Harry or tenth walker. No slash.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU

And he realizes, now, that this is what the Elrics have yearned for all along. —- [An alternate ending for Penance, told in snapshots of a weary, fraying life.]

Naruto x Sasuke, Kakashi x Gai. Naruto becomes pregnant. With Kakashi's child. ... Yeah, they don't know how it happened either.

Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.

They are an anomaly in this world, and they have no reason to help it. Nonetheless, they do... whether the world knows of their help or not. And the help can't afford to let the cat out of the bag, or as the case may be... the fox.

The last of one's kind. An orphan before ten. Witness to pain and suffering from childhood. Spiller of blood too young. He was Uchiha Sasuke, once upon a time. But now, she was Mikasa Ackermann. And she refused to let history repeat itself any further.

When the world turns against them, the heroes become the hated, and the only people who believe them is each other. Last time they had to save the world. Now, they have to make the world believe it.

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)

Squall Leonheart finds himself the dumbfounded new hero of an old planet facing it's greatest threat in five hundred years. He must ally with the Planet's legendary champions in an effort to defeat its greatest enemy from one of its greatest heroes. FF7

[AU] He was Humanity's Strongest; silently suffocating from the weight on his shoulders. She was a ruined woman; the type that had long been broken by the cruelty of the world. For twenty one days, they could convince themselves that things could ever be okay. For twenty one days, they could live in the illusion that the world could still be beautiful. Levi/Mikasa

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

Sai's collection of self-help books has expanded since the War, but who are all these strange midnight visitors so desperate to get at his shelf? Rumours are flying that an ex-Konoha ninja with a penchant for self-improvement disguised precious research as a self-help manual. As editors and enemy ninjas descend on Konoha, will Sai be able to finish reading his new book?

This is the kind of thing I had always dreamed about, but the reality is far from a fairytale. Being reborn into a world of ninja and all the war and intrigue that inevitably follows them- caution and hope intermingled. A Self-Insert fic with a dose of reality.

The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

Zack is sent back in time in an attempt to prevent the Nibelheim incident. He didn't account for royally screwing up everything he tries to fix.

As he forges inexorably toward the end of time, he may come to wonder if this is a world worth ruling. Science fantasy.

Hashirama. Madara. Their imperfect relationship.

There's a thin line between friendship and love and Hashirama doesn't like boundaries. HashiMada. A kind-of love story. In-progress.

"I'm sorry," she apologizes, sliding her serrated knife along her tongue, "but Hanji isn't here right now. And you, Corporal Levi, are going to die." - An AU of the mission outside the wall, and the events leading up to it. Main: Levi/Hanji, possible [minor] others

All over Europe, those that put their faith in the Allied Forces wished those mysterious soldiers well. Men charged their glasses to them, women prayed for them, and children played games, taking turns pretending to be their Captain; The man that was only ever known as Europe's Greatest Hope. AU set during the Second World War.

Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.

Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.

All Sasuke wanted was revenge. He never expected to be thrown into the midst of Konoha's hidden discordance, or to learn the truth about Uchiha Itachi. Time travel. The Uchiha coup occurs. On Hiatus.

In a Konoha weakened by the Uchiha clan's attempted coup four years ago, Hana and a disgraced Itachi must work together in the ANBU to protect the village from its numerous enemies. Second scenario of the "He was Captain" series.

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

Brilliant student and prospective MI5 recruit Hermione Granger is inadvertently thrown back in time by a top-secret government experiment- Right into the lap of aspiring bio-engineer Tom Riddle, who she knows in her time as the man whose dangerous ambition will herald a nation's ruin... /Non-magic AU. /Something wicked this way comes.

The adventures of Levi, Zoe, and Mike. Will contain silliness and death. But mostly death, because that's just how it is in the Scouting Legion. Non-linear.

Modern AU; In which a married detective crosses the path of a man with a mysterious profession. Levi/Mikasa

The Byakugan had its own second level, and it was just as likely to drive its user mad as the Mangekyo, as the possibilities of the universe drove the wielder mad. Hinata was just lucky that she had a support system.

Masashi Kishimoto drew those lines on Itachi's face - now some Naruto characters find themselves contemplating what those lines actually are. In three parts, it's time to get to the bottom of those lines.

What if the villagers were right about Naruto after all? What if he really WAS the Kyubi in human form? The Fourth's seal might have held back the chakra of the nine-tailed fox, but what is the mind of a newborn against that of the greatest of the tailed-beasts.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.

Genesis knows that something about this new Turk is a bit off. Well, more than that ridiculous hairstyle anyway. Timetravel!Cloud/Genesis

Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?

All it takes is one 'dream' to push events into motion that will change the very fate of Gaea. Armed with foreknowledge, and a clueless exTurk at his side, a young Cloud Strife is bound and determined to change the path destiny was walking down.

In a time where political decisions devastatingly affect the shape of their world, how will Sakura, Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke endure the uncontrollable hardships thrust upon them? Discover RED; a dramatic exploration of history repeated. Wear a mask to hide yourself; let your past follow you like the shadow of your future; and cover your eyes. They determine the value of your life

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

Some memories never leave us behind, and the bonds forged between a child and a River God retain remembered strength in paint and dreams. Hope rides the thin edge of a weathered sea shell and the cleansing sting of the ocean spray... A Drabble series

"Our days are a kaleidoscope. Every instant a change takes place. New harmonies, new contrasts, new combinations of every sort. The most familiar people stand each moment in some new relation to each other, to their work, to surrounding objects." — GinRan, 100 themes. Traces of other pairings.

More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.

A grab bag of drabbles and ficlets featuring various characters and pairings. Next up: Vincent/Tifa

The Fourth Hokage left a behind a legacy, a cruel burden that would change the fate of a world. It should have gone to a hero, a champion who could mend the broken and save the hopeless. Instead it fell on Haruno Sakura. Good thing she'll have some help.

This is the strand that holds me to you, he'd say, lying down beside her. This is the strand that is strong enough to keep us here. A series of UlquiorraOrihime drabbles and short stories.

Harry never wanted to be a teacher, especially not for a much too hyperactive neon-orange brat of a boy, but a favor promised is a favor kept. Features a quasi-super-but-reluctant!Harry and a motivated-but-not-super!Naruto. ON HOLD, considering rewrite.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Danzou's regime has become powerful and immutable. To restore Konoha to its former glory, he demands many sacrifices from its citizens, and in his ambition to steal the bloodlines of other villages, Sakura has become one such sacrifice. KakaSaku. AUish.

Based on the book, this story takes place in the time after Howl's and Sophie's curses have been broken. A tender romance blooms, but nothing is ever simple for Sophie! When a part of Howl's past resurfaces, what will she do? Be wary of twisted plots. Noncon TW later on, will be noted in chapter.

"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.

Tales of the Court of Pure Souls. A collection of drabbles and one shots with various pairings, taking place at various times and locations during the series. Yaoi, Yuri, Het, and Gen.

Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *

Oneshots, drabbles and stories about Rin, and Sesshoumaru, and their unusual relationship. New: Sesshoumaru dreams impossible dreams.

Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.

This is my collection of the Dokuga LJ's perfection contest pieces and one-shot prompts. Ratings will change for pieces. All pieces Sess/Kag. *COMPLETE WITH SITE CLOSING*

Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.

With titles like this, who needs summaries?

Sakura's too young, Kakashi's too...different, and neither knows what to do with a real, live friend. They both want one, though.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

If not for Sesshoumaru, Miroku would be dead; because of Sesshoumaru, Miroku must abandon his life. A story told in bits and pieces. Canon divergence. Not yaoi.

The Witch's fire demon has Howl's heart in its clutches, and our hero is as good as dead. I certainly hope the next update doesn't take another year.

A traitorous ghost can't help but save those he set out to stop. Some bonds are stronger than death... Will take place across FFVII, AC and DoC. NOT VincentxTseng. They are just the heterosexual main characters. Told from the Turks' POV.

Naughty Kagome tells all her hottest secrets to her Diary. Adults only, please! New entries July and August 2011! Tentacles, anyone?

Cloud was destined to be the planet's savior, but before he could be born, something went wrong...and the future was altered faster than you can say "Wark." Alternate Universe. Unfortunately must be considered a Dead!Fic as of 5-16-14

There's something strangely familiar about Kagome's new dog. Sess/Kag.

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.

You know me. I'm the greatest ninja that ever lived. Well, I was. One careless moment and I can no longer hold a shuriken, or walk, run, or- you get the point. Vince says that now I talk more than he ever deemed possible. Jerk, wasting his life with me.

Kagome needs help, and there's only one dog who can do it. In which Kagome learns a thing or two about dogs and Sesshoumaru learns a thing or two about fun. SessKag.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

They fit with each other, in that strange, ragtag way that teenagers do. "She survived, and she'll be stronger for it."

In Inuyasha's time, crickets were prized for their songs and served as muses for stories and poems. A collection of oneshots and drabbles of all pairings and genres.

A ring; a promise, a representation of eternity, some kind of sick, twisted marriage proposal that made her toes curl. ItaSaku. Written for the fabulous Half Elven as part of the ItaSaku Fic Exchange 2010.

L has won and Light is now a useless blabbering idiot who can't do anything, so Misa decides to take L prisoner and get some revenge. Mind games, bondage and manipulation. Has L underestimated Misa, or has Misa underestimated L? A sick, twisted LxMisa.

In which a daiyoukai "carefully" seduces a miko…after seriously botching it up 500 years before. **continuation of Dirty Dog, answer to Damsel in Distress challenge on dokuga LJ**

Orihime makes and breaks five universes to save one man. - Ulquihime, donation fic for the Help Chile effort -

He's a dog at heart. The daily modern misadventures of a girl and her demon. SessKag drabbles.

In the thirties, they saw the country by train, working together to stay alive. In the forties, he left her behind to give her a chance at a better life. In the fifties, she's America's biggest star, and he's the journalist that never forgot her. OneShot

After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.

Misery loves company. Maybe the best man win. Shisui/Itachi, Shisui/Kabuto. AU.

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

Miroku's sense of humor makes an excellent foil for Sesshoumaru's sense of dignity. Can the monk find his way into the taiyoukai's good graces? Even the most unlikely of friendships has to begin somewhere! [a collection of connected oneshots] not yaoi

Sometimes, it's easy to forget that Howl had been bonded with a fire demon for the better part of his life.

Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.

When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.

Uchiha Shisui, a cave, and a very sleepless night. M-rated, and that's all the warning you're going to get.

A chance meeting coupled with a series of aggravations... It was just too hot for this. ItaSaku. Non-Mass.

Follow-up of "All that glitters". If she would ask it, he would grant it to her; regardless of the cost. AU drabble-series

“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

Zack attempts to save Sephiroth from himself and turns the General's world upsidedown. Ch 24: Paranormal paranoia, served with rumor and a hint of extortion.

I hope the Royal Magical Academy still has all its old courage." "Why's that?" Because they're going to have to train a seven year old wizard with enough power to decimate the entire palace but can't do basic magic." Pre-movie

Mello’s not a murderer and he never will be, Halle decides. He’s a kid in over his head, and that might be more dangerous than anything else. MelloxHalle

Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.

Sasuke is thirteen, and his is not the only heart that's breaking. Love by Extension, or 15 Things Uchiha Sasuke Will Not Remember. Kimimaro/Sasuke.

For each division of Gotei 13 have their own story. -8: Ise Nanao, Yadomaru Risa and Kyouraku Shunsui, and leaving behind a legacy.-

One-shot. Cid gets drunk, and finds himself riding off to rescue a princess from a dragon. AU, with Vincent as a dragon.

CU. Demon swords do not forge themselves. The story of a swordsmith, his long lost hope, and the ironic twist that will shape his future. Oneshot.

-Complete- Waking up from a nightmare late one autumn night, Kagome discovers Inuyasha is missing, leaving her to embark on a harrowing journey of death and consumption that will fade the line between humanity and youkaikind.

On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

On upon entering Hogwarts for an Espada chase, Hitsugaya is miffed. Wands, bratty children, and a whole new atmosphere really doesn't make life easier. BleachHP crossover. INACTIVE, TO BE REDONE IN THE FUTURE

Bringing back the dead is harder than Kagome thought, especially when she hardly knows what life is herself. And especially when they're not really dead. SessKag

After reading a poetry scroll amongst the relics once belonging to Inuyasha's mother, Kagome traps herself and Sesshoumaru in another world, where they must journey through seven, different fairy tales and complete the poem if they wish to return home.

1945, Berlin. While the Third Reich burns, fates are entwined by history. Sephiroth/Cloud, Sephiroth/Genesis. World War 2 AU.

he guards the door to her room like a dragon to its treasure

UPDATE 05-17. "Do you think of him when we kiss, Naomi?" B asked her huskily, as they broke apart. "Because I do." BxNaomixL, slight BxL. Ongoing. R&R

There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.

Mortality from the perspective of an immortal.

UPDATED 05-05. Ulquiorra x Orihime. "I've cared for you, tended to you, ensured that your every physical need was met. And yet your allegiance continues to waver. Why?" Ongoing. R&R.

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.

World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.

This was a hard one to label. The characters are mostly Final Fantasy, the setting is Kingdom Hearts. This is completely AU, but IC. See if you know where everyone is from. Cowritten with Verdot.

Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.

CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.

She stepped on shadows that sighed like innocence being raped. Itasaku- about vampires, priests and orphans that fall in love with said vampire.

A humble tribute to Rosie B's Beside You In Time; Ch.03 - Triberg 1649 - the evening of the ball

ItaSaku fiesta-verse Non-Massacre AU. Follow up to deep fried vegetables. In which the truth finally comes out. In which the cat is let out of the bag. In which Ino makes a big mistake. In which Naruto is definitely not amused.

COMPLETED. A killer's mind, trapped in a child's body. Warning: No Fluff.

Once upon a time, Teuchi was not so different from any other shop keeper in Konoha, but then Naruto came along and did what he does best: changes people.

Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...

Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

Sequel to Mr Elric. It's obvious now that the community of Hogwarts wants a piece of Mr Elric, be it knowledge or attention. Ed's privacy is further invaded when forces beyond his control insist on contact with The Boy Who Lived.

Vin backstory. Darkfic, Vin pov. 'His left hand wipes the side of his mouth and there’s a smear of blood just above his thumb. When he looks up again I see something dark and violent starring out at me from behind his eyes. I smile.'

[NejiTen, Futurefic] His mother is one of the best kunoichi in Konoha. His father is a mystery. What kind of ninja he will become remains to be seen.

...A storm is brewing. Itachi paused. "That sounded quite deep." Kakuzu nodded. "It was a very Itachi-like thing to say." "I might write that down." Itachi blinked, thinking for a second. "I'm sure I could say it sometime in the near future." Yaoi-bashing

ItaSaku One day, he simply started to exist, started to breathe, started to live. Only, he was no longer the same. The flip side of a paper fan; same, but different. Changed, by the Gods.

OrihimeUlquiorra : When you try to carry too much, everything ends up falling apart.

If the Don ordered it, Vincent Valentine would break his own knees and smile. Toothily. Yuffie, on the other hand, might just do anything to kill him... 1920's AU.

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.

A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.

What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.

Grimmjow's just a ray of sexual sunshine. Even if the prospective target may not appreciate it.

When Marlene gets into trouble at school, the Principal gets far more than she bargained for. one-shot

His proper name feels foreign and clumsy rolling off her tongue, but she likes it. Angsty Drabble, Yuffentine. Warning: Character Death

What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.

revised and reposted cuz I noticed how bad my grammar was Ways of how the bleach chracters die in the future. If you want to read how the Gotei 13 died however, you need to real my fic, "13 Ways To Die."

In which Vincent learns that you are responsible for the things you pick up, and in which Cloud tells someone to stop angsting. Kweh.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

The last thing Sakura expected she'd have to do that day was accept a ride from a strange, cranky man in an oversized semi, but sometimes fate leads you down the road you'd least expect.

Vincent embarks on perhaps the darkest journey of his life: A business trip to the Honeybee Inn. Shortfic. Slight VinCrecia.

It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

ItaSaku It was then when Sakura finally decided that her life truly sucked.

Just a collection of drabbles, like da title says. Rated it an R just because I KNOW I'll write a naughty drabble sooner or later.

Insanity abounds in this Lord of the Rings FF7 crossover. Please fasten your seatbelts around your brains, lest you lose your mind as I have lost mine.

ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.

It might have been able to grow, because some things aren't always what they seem. And she tries not to tremble. ItaSaku.

Sakura is still in love with the dead. And Sai? Sai doesn't even know what love is. Darkish fic about Sakura, Sai, and the ties that bind them.

ItaSaku AU. Today was, simply put, the day from hell. How could her hair dryer turn traitor on her like that! Life was so unfair, and that arrogant Uchiha was definitely not helping any!

[Vincent x Tifa x Hellmasker] Long ago, people believed the soul was connected to the body. Vincent had always thought that Tifa seemed like the... introspective type. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

Years before Uzumaki Naruto was born, one Namikaze Minato convinced one Orochimaru to stay in Konoha. The world changed.

Renji, Byakuya thinks, has probably been dumped before. Several times.

SesshoumaruKagome Cursed by Naraku, and thought dead, the Lord of the Western Lands watches the world and people around him change through the ages. Until he reaches a certain miko's time.

Short, random drabbles on Temari and Hidan.

[Little Empress, don't fear. I'm watching over you.] Wherever she goes, she can feel him, WATCHING her. It started with hangup calls. Breather calls. Condolences. But it didn't last long. Sequel to AWTDC.

The guys get a shock of a lifetime when they hear what exactly is the number one topic between the girls when the guys aren’t around. Oneshot.

The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!

Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]

Team Guy was created under the influence of nostalgia, malice and some level of intoxication on the part of the people present. For some reason this wasn't viewed as a problem. [Team Guy love]

[Yachiru x Byakuya] He always says no, but sometimes his no means maybe and sometimes it means yes.

Cid visits Vincent after a failed suicide attempt [SLASH, written before Advent Children was made].

ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.

She is a collection of things that were never meant to be. On the search for something she's lost and with nowhere left to go, Rin heads west. But she is not doing it alone. Rated M for the hazards of life on the road.

We visit our favorite Akatsuki couple as they have a fun evening, un

Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.

Sort of prequel to Misunderstood. Now it's Ichimaru's turn to misunderstand the intentions of a certain scheming captain. Nonyaoi

Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]

There comes a time when all fathers must let go of their sons and send them into the world so that they may learn. But this is Hojo and like hell he’s letting his prize specimen out of his grubby hands.

A Turk mission decades before the war with Wutai. A chance meeting because of a bottle of whiskey and a torn shirt. Thirty three years later, a woman comes looking for Vincent Valentine. -DISCONTINUED.-

In a world filled with bounty hunters, dangerous secrets, and unspoken emotions, Vincent, Yuffie, and the rest of AVALANCHE and the Turks must fight to save the life of the Planet one more time, against an enemy no one would have ever expected existed.

[Poems] A collection of silly limericks parodying all characters and pairings. Ch 6 now up featuring: Kaede, Kagome, Sango, Sesshomaru, Kikyo, Inupapa, and every pairing possible. Not really.

When the eldest Hatter daughter and 'mysterious dashing stranger' meet, only his promise of a week at her hat shop can keep them together. [Complete]

Hinata Hyuuga purchases a special perfume in hopes of attracting Naruto. What she didn't expect was that the perfume would work a little too well. What will the intoverted kunoichi do when ALL the guys start coming onto her? Post timeskip oneshot

Two old ghosts and one young old woman. The complications aren't what they thought they were. A story about moving on, mostly. VeldxVincentxTifa

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

Hitsugaya Toushiro is called a genius, the youngest Captain in Soul Society. What path did he walk to claim that title? See author page for spoiler warnings.

AU. Hojo gives Vincent one last chance to change his fate. Vincent accepts. Yuffie x Vincent.

The holidays have a way of bringing unexpected surprises. First it was a pink bundle, then a kunai to the stomach, and now a plotting shark for a partner. Throw in some sake and you get a very happy Christmas. [Threeshot]

Ulquiorra is sent on his most dangerous mission to date. Why does Aizen want him to face the wild wild Western Hemisphere? And why is he so afraid of bikinis? Crack!fic. Ch. 2 up. Rating set to increase. R&R!

The unbearable Yuffieness of being. Vincent Valentine is a sucky guy to feel some portion of mild affection for. Oneshot.

Are you tired of poorly writen lemons? Are you ever amazed at the lack of realistic behavioral motivations on the part of the numerous and often outlandish characters that appear in Naruto? Well, this story won't help you. If anything it will make your

Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.

There are many kinds of intimacy. Some more surprising than others. A young Turk and his older but not always wiser partner. Cellos and churches. Shounen-ai, not mushy or porny. Veld/Vincent.

Shunsui and Rangiku, drinking their way round the Gotei Thirteen.

Scientists and guns are an interesting mix, and Vincent Valentine is just too soft. [LucreciaVincent]

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

In Nibelheim, they do not take well to outsiders. Cale 'Meire' Hyman has something to say about his sister,Lucia Strife, taking in a tall darkhaired stranger. With his bestfriend at his side, he's determined to crack the mystery of Vincent Valentine.

CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?

[Oneshot][Vincent x Tifa] Fragile are the ties that bind us. A gift for The Tiramisu of Impending Doom.

Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]

His father was dead, and only a worthless hanyo brother remained. The boy would grow strong and loved, but once the dust settled, the Lord of the Western Lands was the only one left truly alone. Part III is up. Feudal Association winner of Best Drama.

A story born of one authoress's undying hatred for all the crapfics on the net. No genre is unparodied! No pairing is safe, not even the ones I personally support! Nothing is sacred, and it's all for the sake of humor!

When her dream of wedding night bliss goes up in flames, Sophie learns what problems come from marrying a man with the heart of a child. A sensual story to add a little variety beyond the fluffy fairy tale.

Collection of the Gotei 13. Current manga spoilers. Features Gin:Aizen, Ukitake:Kuchiki Byakuya, Matsumoto:Hinamori:Hitsugaya, Unohana:Minatzuki, Urahara:Kurosaki Isshin, Isshin:Ichigo, Kenpachi:Shuuhei:Komamura:

[Crossover with Bleach] Death is final for everyone. Well, except for Sesshomaru, who keeps screwing things up.

A frilly pink dress and reasons not to marry. Tifa could never handle being a princess, so it was probably just as well Prince Charming was never depicted as a sharpshooter. [Oneshot challenge fic proposed by Myhi over on the VincentxTifa forum.]

[COMPLETED] After their father's death, Sesshoumaru chooses to take Inuyasha in. At least for a little while.

Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?

Your last thoughts are arguably the most important. CHARACTER DEATH WARNING.

What if the legend of the wizard that takes the hearts of young girls were completely true, but on a much darker level? Now within the wizard's castle, Sophie is learning that Howl is a fascinating man ... and a dangerous one.

Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

Rangiku doesn't know why people are always wondering what she sees in Gin.

[Gen] The week after Soul Society lost 3 captains, Kuchiki taichou got a bag of candy from one of his many wellwishers. This is the tale of that bag of candy.

Abarai Renji, Hisagi Shuuhei, Iba Tetsuzaemon, Madarame Ikkaku. Four thugs, twenty truths.

AU A look through the memories of a character that many forgot or never heard of that appeared in BC. The all encompassing organization that is the Turks and some strange permutations that result... Veld-centric. Oh god, this story is so old.

Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.

Vincent knows it is a very bad sign when he finds her cutting out hearts for use in target practice. [oneshot, VY]

Why does Sesshoumaru hate Tenseiga so much? [Sess and Inupapa] [oneshot]

COMPLETE! Unedited lemon version up in mediaminer and aff! Mature version archived here. In which Howl and Sophie finally begin to seriously work on their happy ending. Rating changed for implied naughty bits.

The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.

A rumor about Sesshomaru randomly destroying a farm leads Inuyasha's group deep into a demon-infested wildland. But they uncover a shocking mystery -- and a demon none of them expected to see.

New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.

She rolls through life, shining brightly, and he rolls with her. A collection of mostlyunrelated short stories, following the themes of fun. Yuffentine.

Sesshoumaru's mother, a woman only a shadow of what she thinks she should be. And everything she does, everything she believes in, is all tied to that one boy who is almost nothing more than a stranger. [Extention of short collection, Ken]

[yes, another oneshot] My interpretation of Marlene meeting Vincent for the first time. Could be seen as a companion to my other stories but it could stand on its own too.

The oddest triangle dissolves when one man runs off with the woman they'd taken for granted. Shera and Vincent now must deal with the consequences of staking their happiness on the same man... SheraxVincent oh, you read that right Another ff.7 inspiration

UPDATED! Vincent and Yuffie travelled mostly together in AVALANCHE after Aeris died. This chronicles some of the trials they faced due to Cloud's lack of togetherness in funding and materia allocation...

Oneshot Lee wants to find his flower of youth. Quite literally.

Once, while picking night jasmine, I asked Mama if there were ever anyone as beautiful as the moon...[DISCLAIMER: I do not own Inuyasha or anything that would have to do with it]

Sesshoumaru revives Rin, Rin follows Sesshomaru. Then she stays and he lets her. But why? And after that? Attempting to explain the odd relationship between the two.

SesshomaruIzayoi one shot. After his father's death, Sesshomaru is driven to understand the woman that was worth such a sacrifice.

[Myth and Legend side story]Sometimes the best way to get a depressed gunman out of a slump is to lock him up until he becomes personable... Then again if all else fails, send in Cid.

( FFVII x FFX x Cowboy Bebop ) When three strangers and one ex-Turk wash up on shore in Junon after Meteor, and more survivors are discovered, a deadly game of cat and mouse begins.

Based on an established VT relationship. Married, with a son no longer living at home, they're forced to face one more consequence of mortality...one Vincent might understand better than he thinks.

[FINISHED] Dancing. A silly thing to fear... Each member of the cast discovers their own reasons for dancing. Finally: The Observer. That which exists outside of time, only can observe it. A resolution or two and some surprises.

Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.

-One Shot, rated for...horrific content- It's Halloween, and the Spirit of Ring finds...well, what might possibly be his idea of a treat. Based off Macbeth.

The present revolves around the past; truth and remembrance are two different things. After the well closes forever, Kagome finds a familiar face in the present era. [SessKag] [COMPLETE]

Izayoi's journal. a one-shot

[Complete] Just as every story has a beginning, every story ends somewhere--and sometimes, other stories go on. Rin Sesshoumaru.

A chance meeting on a long road...

He said never to answer the phone...she paid the price for ignoring him.

[I can't blame any one of us for what happened: he destroyed you because of me, but you stayed because I was there, and my betrayal drove him mad.] Lucrecia reflects on her days with Vincent, and the events that led three souls into darkness.

Yugi, Seto, and Ryou find chaos in Cascade, Washington. Crossover with the Sentinel.

Forbidden love in the Sengoku Jidai ...

The era of demons is fading. Changes are happening. Can the now dead past and the looming present allow the Western Lord to survive? Sess 1shot

A series short vingettes describing moments shared by an 18yearold Rin and Sess along a journey home. Not a pairing Third installment added

Many years after the end of the quest for the Shikon no Tama, Kagome returns through the well.

Heartsick after watching Cloud and Aeris frolic at the Gold Saucer, a very desperate Tifa turns to Cid and Yuffie for romantic advice.