So it's come to my attention that I'm a lazy slab of meat that doesn't do anything at all that she says she will.

Basically, that means that all you rabid readers out there of my one, never updated fanfic, will be highly disappointed. I'm sure you're all silently crying behind your silent computers that may not actually exist, but there it is.

I am, however, very good at doing things like reading. Yes, reading. Reading and reviewing, in fact. So I offer myself to you, body and soul (or eyes, at least), as a reader. Because that's really the best I can do for you. :D

Au revoir, Argentines.