Name: Jaques (french pronunciation)

Alias(es): The Ultimadum

Sex: Male

Age: Who wants to know?

Motto: Try anything within your moral code once.

A bit about me: I'm an insomniac, my best friends consider me a pervert beyond any other; real or fictional, ye be warned. I (along with many others) consider myself insane, as well as ridiculously paranoid, os if my thoughts/reviews/posts vary, please take it in stride.

Likes: The book I'm writing/editing with my best friend (look for one titled Peace is a Gift in a few years). Penguins, who will one day rule the world!!!! Friends, hot chics, music of almost any kind, movies, anime, family, air conditioning, science, explosions, comedy, beautiful girls, sleep, dreams, and good food.

Dislikes: Country music, violent/bad R.A.P., violence (unless it's self defense), yaoi, durian (nastiest tasting stuff on the planet), people who will try to force anything on you (ex. beliefs, items, relationships, THEMSELVES), rapists, murderers, most violent criminals, feminists, misagynists, snobs, slobs, people willing to tear at and degrade other people, and the people willinng to watch it(

Fictional universes: Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Fullmetal Alcemist, X-men, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings (FTW!), Transformers, Devil May Cry, and many more...

Favorite Characters (in no particular order): Kisuke Urahara, Jiraiya, Kakashi Hatake, Itachi Uchiha, Ichigo Kurosaki, Nagato(AKA Pain), Deidara, Portgas D. Ace, Jinbe, Zoro (One Piece), Toshiro Hitsugaya, Shunsui Kyoraku, Yoruichi Shihoin, Dante, Axel, Gandalf the Grey/White (You cant touch his resurection swag), and Aragorn

Favorite quotes (I wrote this whole bio to put in a quotes section, SO READ IT YOU BASTARD!!!!):

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." Unknown

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

"I'm not just a pervert, I'm a super pervert!" Jiraiya

"Never, say never to drugs! OF COURSE I'M HIGH!" Best friend to me.

"From this point on, all of your opinions will be rejected!" Ichigo Kurosaki

"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine forever." Toshiro Hitsugaya

"To know what is right and choose to ignore it is the act of a coward." Kakashi Hatake

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends." Albus Dumbledore (He's Gandalf in disguise)

" Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends." Gandalf the Grey

"End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take." Gandalf the White