Hello and welcome to the mad, mad mind of Project Zombie! May you survive your first visit.

I'm a teen who's too intelligent for her own good and I fear that some days that my reality has blurred into my dreams. Sometimes what I want to happen happens and it scares me. And others, shit that was unexpected and unwanted happens.

Another thing, I don't like to censor myself. I'm only practicing because high school apparently doesn't like profanity. Huh, who knew?

Anyway, I'm young but act and talk older than my age but I can act like an 8 year old in an instant! I feel that half my brain is older than the other. Weird, but true.

I love pizza and video games too much to be healthy and I have a really bad addiction to reading. What I hate is that right when I'm supposed to go to sleep, I find the most captivating story ever. I hate that, because I won't stop unless I pass out. Which never fucking happens.

Damn insomnia. I actually think I made it happen myself, rather than it develop naturally. My sleep schedule is whack and I'm writing this at 3:15 in the morning so don't judge. :)

I may be a girl but I am fully tomboy. Like to the point where pink grosses me the fuck out. But I still squeal like a kicked puppy when I see guys like Robert Pattinson or Ian Somerhalder. Just...damn! You know!

I used to draw like a maniac but I don't anymore. People used to say I was a fucking artist but I'd look at my shit like, "What? It looks horrible!"

I can't take Twilight seriously anymore. I'm sorry, I'm probably offending half the world's population right now but I can't. Seeing the movies make me giggle and reading the books just make me feel awkward. That book is so full of awkward moments that it makes YOU feel awkward. I mean, what the hell? I still love Rob but Team Edward means sparkly vampires and to be brutally honest...

VAMPIRES. DON'T. FUCKING. SPARKLE. End of fucking story.

They don't, okay, they don't! When the walk in sunlight, their skin doesn't turn into a fucking disco ball at the 90's disco! Maybe they explode, maybe they turn to ash, whatever! They just don't sparkle. In my opinion, I think vampires should look like us, no pale skin shit. It would make discovering them a hell of a lot harder.

BTW, I heard about the K-Stew cheating thing. What the hell. I mean...just why? Why would you do that? Rob is like the cutest, hottest, sexiest guy in the world. Why, dammit!?

FAN MOMENT OVER.

Non-Twilighters, you can come out now. :3

Anyway, I love skateboarding but I can't board for shit. Really, I busted my ass to many times to count. I almost broke my back, wrist, and arm rollerblading so I'm not gonna try to go further with skateboarding. Doesn't stop me from playing Skate 3 though. LOL.

I'm a huge fan of Batman. I won't elaborate because then your browser won't be able to load the damn page.

Random Question: Does anybody REALLY read these bios? Like do I just write this only for me to read it or what? I mean...seriously.

I like anime, not as much as before, and spend a lot of my time either on the computer or playing video games. Literally, I'm either sleeping, eating, or looking at a screen. It's unhealthy. Whatever.

Project Zombie, went somewhere. Make her come back by reading her story when she posts one. Damn two day waiting period...