![]() Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Misc. Plays/Musicals. Hey guys, So let me think... well, my name's rebeca and I live in australia, I'm in love with My Chemical Romance, i hate justin beiber and twilight and love to watch CSI. It really anoys me when people dont reveiw or give flames just because i dont like justin beiber or twilight! Oh yeah! I'm Weird! xoxo p.s. a lot of stuff on here is that copy and paste stuff. sorry if you dont like that kinda thing! p.p.s. (\ _/) This is Bunny. /l、 Yaaay Kitty!! This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your p.p.p.s. I LOVE MCR. Did i mention that already?? To The End Hiiiyyyyaaa! just the link for Helena's dress in my fic To The End :D ~Survey~ Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Where are you? Look up, now look back. What did you see? What's the last thing you ate? What's your personality like? Who do you have a crush on? What was the last thing you thought? You have a million dollars. What do you do What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? What are you thinking RIGHT NOW? What's it like being you? What are your thoughts on writing? How tall are you? What book are you currently reading? What music are you listening to? What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? What was the last thing you cooked? What color are the walls of the room you are in? How many different programs are open on your computer right now? Have you ever been water-skiing? What is the weather like? Are you going on vacation this summer and where? Anything else? Copy and PASTE! I'm a bit EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. 1-Real MCR fans know more songs than The Black Parade. 1.Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster? 1.MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade." Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan 10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro 9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction 8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part 7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened 6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn' 5. Thou shall not bother to cook 4. Thou shall not like to read 3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them) 2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes 1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro 10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal 9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever 8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number 7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more 6. Thou shall T.P New York 5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown 4. Thou shall love cats 3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly 2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses 1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar 10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters 9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart 8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping 7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls 6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible 5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers 4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself 3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity 2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison 1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way 10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun 9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict 8. Thou shall change hair style every year 7. Thou shall grin with all teeth 6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too) 5. Thou shall get tattoos 4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood 3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up 2. Thou shall eat skittles 1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero shall not be afraid to keep on living shall overcome thy weaknesses shall suck thy enemies blood shall stay out of the light shall strike violent poses shall unleash the fucking bats shall admit that they are not okay freely shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior shall drink Starbucks coffee shall never let them take you alive. The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way 1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head. The Ten Commandments of My Chemical Romance 1. Thou shall accept death as it comes Ten Commandments of the Black Parade This is for the MCRmy. This is for all the kids who were never okay. This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word. This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too. This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts. This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone. This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair. This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg. This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank. This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses. This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is. This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month. This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times. This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone. This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class. -all the M.C.R fans out there(including me) MCRmy: Here's to the kids who were never okay, We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please." Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late. Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now." When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!" Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement. Geico saved 15 a year by switching to Gerard Way. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down. Jeeves asks Ray Toro. Mikey Way can speak braille. Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood. Frank Iero can divide by Zero. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when Have you read all the Harry Potter books? Yep Have you seen all the Harry Potter films? Yep How long will it take you to read the new book? two days with no intteruptions and a few hours sleep Which is your favorite Harry Potter book so far? The Deathly Hallows Which is your favorite Harry Potter film so far? The Deathly Hallows pt ! Which character do you dislike the most? Bellatrix lestrange Do you think J K Rowling should write more Harry Potter Books? Well duh! Which Harry Potter character would you like to see a book written based on? Fred and George, obviously Do you hope to visit Hogwarts one day? hell yeah, I want to live there The Books in Order from Favorite to Least Favorite: 1. Deathly Hallows 2. Half Blood Prince 3. Philosophers Stone 4. Order of the Phoenix 5. Prisoner of Askaban 6. Goblet of fire 7. Chamber of secrets Number of Times You Have Read the Series: Don't make me count Favorite Chapter from Your Favorite Book: nineteen years later. Five Favorite Characters: 1. Harry 2. Ron 3. Hermione 4. Draco 5. Dobby Three Least Favorite Characters: 1. Lucius 2. Bellatrix 3. Umbridge Favorite Member of the Trio: harry Three Favorite Magical Creatures: 1. Phoenix 2. Hippogriff 3. House elves Favorite Family: The Weasleys Favorite Villain: Voldemort Favorite Death Eater: Snape (I know he works for Dumbledore but he's awesome and i'm having him on my list!) Favorite Non-Hogwarts Magical Building: The burrow (does that count?) Favorite Diagon Alley Location: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes Three Favorite Spells: 1. Expelliarmus 2. Expecto Patronum 3. Wingardium Leviosa, its usefull! Three Favorite Potions: 1. Felix Felicis 2. Draught of Living Death 3. Polyjuice Potion Favorite Unforgivable Curse: Avada Kedavra. (i'm not a murderer!) Favorite Department of Mysteries Room: Hall of Prophecy Biggest Surprise: Dobbys death... harry just turns around and he's dying.. i was like 'what the hell!' Biggest Letdown: Freds death. How can you have a george and not a fred? Favorite Mode of Transportation: Bromsticks Favorite Weasley: the twins Favorite Order Member: Hagrid Favorite pet: Hedwig. it was mean to let her die :( One Character you’d bring back to Life: Fred Weasley. no contest Moment That Will Always Make You Cry: the moment in the goblet of fire when harry comes back with cedrics body Favorite Hogwarts Room: The Great hall at christmas Favorite Class: DADA Favorite Teacher: Prof. McGonagall Favorite DADA teacher: Remus Lupin Least Favorite Teacher: Dolores Umbridge! Favorite Non-Human Hogwarts Resident: Dobby Favorite Hogsmeade Location: Honeydukes Favorite Triwizard Champion: Harry Favorite Triwizard Task: The dragons Which Character would you Ask to the Yule Ball: Harry.. I'd say ron but I wouldn't want to be sat at a table looking bored all night Which Character would you Like to Use a Love Potion On: Ron... the effects are hilarious Which Character would you Like to Use Veritaserum On: Draco How Long You Have Been an HP Fan: Since I read the first book Favorite Wizard Rock Band: The Weird Sisters Number of Midnight Releases You Have Attended: None. Favorite HP Website: Most Ridiculous Potter Theory You’ve Heard: Hermione falling for draco... come on!! House You Think You’d Be Sorted Into: Griffindor Your Patronus Would Be A: A Phoenix To You, Amortentia Would Smell Like: Cookies! You’d Use Felix Felicis To: Find my way to hogwarts The Job You Would Most Like to Try: Auror Which You Would Rather See — a Sequel or a Prequel: A sequel! The Movies in Order from Favorite to Least Favorite: 1. Deathly Hallows 2. Goblet of fire 3. Prisoner of Askaban 4. Order of the Phoenix 5. Half blood Prince 6. Philosophers Stone 7. Chamber of secrets EITHER/OR... 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My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more." 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" |
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