Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Monster Girls But Not in That Way You Weirdo. Yeah, it's a self insert fic. No, he's not sleeping with the cast. That and the really long title is probably the most accurate summary of this thing that you'll get.

He was an anomaly not meant to be in this world, yet fate would deem otherwise. After all, the fate of the world just may hang in the balance.

A strange child has become interested in an even stranger lady. She comes and goes as she pleases, but his fondness for her always stays the same. He may be scrawny, but he would get her attention.

When one entrusts their future to the Arcana, they must deal with any hand given to them. Minato Arisato suffered from a bad hand, but through means unknown to him, Elizabeth has freed him. Now the two must make sense of the terror and destruction they face as they encounter the power of Innocence.

How would you expect a grand adventure to start? With a flair for the dramatic? No, no too obvious. Maybe then it could work that way. Everyone expects it to happen, so they think it won't happen, but it does! Subvert it then? How would you manage that? Have an ordinary day gone wrong?

The life of a young mutant is perilous enough on its own. Follow the experiences of a student entering the hallowed halls of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, learning just what it takes and what it means to count himself as one of a race that is feared and targeted by many. Welcome to the X-Men, Bellamy Marcher - Hope you survive the experience.

He was thrown into something new. He gave up, he didn't want to be a part of anything like this anymore. But maybe these people could become something new for him to care for. Something new to fight for.

As Shirou was dragged into the hole left behind by the grail, the grail itself reaches out to him, acknowledging him as the true winner of the Fifth Holy Grail war. His wish of becoming a Hero is closer to being granted than he originally thought. Now in a world where being a Hero is a feasible profession, will he become a true ally of justice?

The paths we find ourselves on. Are they predetermined by fate? Or do we really have the power to change our future? Will we stick to the paths we find ourselves on? Or if a chance presented itself, would you take it? This is a new path. A new chance at life. A...did that kid just spew chunks all over the deck? Yes. Yes he did.

Y'know, I never realized how much the phrase about life giving you lemons resonated with me until all of this malarkey happened. I should be dead. Instead, I was dropped into the world of Pokémon, turned into a nine-year-old that looked nothing like I used to. To not take advantage of this supernatural opportunity was just stupid, however. And so, I became a trainer. OC-SI

"Come on, Minato," the woman whined. "Some sidekick you are. It's probably not as bad as you make it out to be… I think."

Born as a human. Treated as a demon. Gathered as a slave. Viewed as a leader. Traveled as a Mage. Grew as a Legend. The journey and life of The Hunter, Naruto Uzumaki

The Vytal Festival, a time of peace and celebration and a chance for hunters to test their mettle. But a series of murders threatens to shatter the peace and plunge Remnant into chaos. Team RWBY and JNPR take it upon themselves to find this murderer, but some things are best left undisturbed... Rated M for Violence and Language. Slight AU. Undergoing rewrite.

The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.

This isn't the story of a boy who dreamed of becoming a hero of justice. That's someone else's story. This is the story of a boy who simply wished to protect his family and loved ones... but it came at a heavy price... one that I later came to regret. Everything changed when I accepted that offer... and shouted those two words.

The Fourth War was over, peace has finally been achieved. Sasuke, unwilling to let this peace be at risk, continues to train his new-found powers to make sure this peace will last. When he practices with a Rinne-Sharingan Jutsu for the first time, however, things don't go as planned and is sent somewhere unreachable. Regardless, he will do anything it takes to come home again.

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

When Ruby Rose went to Beacon Academy two years early, she had assumed she was going to be the odd one out. Her sister, the Ice Queen Heiress and the mysterious dark-haired girl aside. What she didn't expect, what none of them expected, was that an even more mysterious teenager would join them. One with a power no other Hunter or Huntress has...and one that just may turn the tide..

I thought reincarnation meant that you started as a baby? It would have been much easier that way, and to make matters worse, apparently the joker who sent me here thought it would be funny if I ended up being one of the most ineffective antagonists in anime history. Well, we'll see who has the last laugh when I'm done with this universe. Back!

Naruto wished he could understand women. Between Risa's teasing, Yui's lecturing and his adopted mother's blatant disregard of the standards of a mother son relationship Naruto was struggling to stay sane. Now a pink haired alien has declared she will marry him and her sister is trying to create him a harem as her father sends assassins after him. What's a guy to do?

The Gandalfr is the Shield of God, meant to protect their summoner from harm. Through faith and blade, here was a man that protected the weak from all that would do them harm, and his life ended with no regrets. Though Louise did not mean to summon a Guardian Knight, there were few greater she could have asked for.

The story brought to you by the depressing realization that any realistic SI involving myself can be summed up as: "He died. Horribly." But... death in the Buffyverse is hardly the end. Sometimes it's just a beginning. A pseudo-SI turned vampire story. Rated M for comedic sociopathy.

(Abandoned)A self-insert into the fandom without all that stupid romance and drama bull. Conquering the world in a brutal and creative way using modern learnings and foreknowledge of G.R.R.M's work. Warning for war crimes and brutality. Re-write is up.

Killed during a half-botched mission, Daisuke finds himself an unwitting part of a very strict Devil's peerage. What's a former Exorcist to do when he's unwillingly turned against old friends and befriending old enemies? An unknown heritage awaits him as he makes his way into unknown territory, all while scratching his head, muttering, "Who did I piss off to get thrown into this?"

One thing can change everything. A accident sends naruto to a new dimension Will he ever go home with a goddess keeping him prisoner and having him work off his sentence. While at the same time keeps thinking the accidents happening because of him is on purpose and keeps extending his sentence. While at the same time other girls are falling head over heels in love with him

When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU

Gaara passes out and finds himself in the Avatar world, will he stay or will he try to return to his world? Might do a pairing if it's requested enough.

What does Sasuke see beyond his blade? That is the question he struggles to answer as he slowly remembers his forgotten past. When the question does really matter and he realizes his answer, to whom will he point his blade to: his new bonds or his old ones?

When Naruto had made the decision to attend Yokai Academy, he had planned on doing his best and make his parents proud. But when he meets Moka Akashiya, his school life is about to get very interesting. Alive!HumanKushina & MonsterMinato NarutoXOmoteMokaXUraMoka

Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.

Summary: Hikigaya Hachiman, shortly after an odd Valentine's day, finds himself in a new world filled with magic, monsters, and gods. Though he knows not how he got there, he knows that the only way back to his home is through the Dungeon. Also posted on Spacebattles and RoyalRoad.

A series of one-shots involving the Amazing Peter Parker/Spider-Man, thrown into various situations with a vast number of Marvel/DC/everything else girls! Latest chapter - Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel) Part III!

Kakashi is dropped into the middle of nowhere. The moon is broken into pieces, and he knows he's not in his home world anymore. Now he has to live out the remainder of his life in this strange, but peaceful world.

Lelouch thought his life over as the sword stabbed him. Instead, he woke up in a different world without his people, his power, and his money. Turning to the magic of this world to achieve his goals, Lelouch begins a crusade when the people he left behind are threatened. Even if it meant dying over and over again to achieve his goals.

Uchiha Itachi never expected to live after his fight with Sasuke. In fact, he was one hundred percent sure that he hadn't; his revival by Edo Tensei assured that. So, even he couldn't help but be surprised when he opened his eyes once more to a world similar, but at the same time, completely different from his own. Given another chance at life, what will Itachi do?

One night you fall asleep in a hospital bed on Coruscant. Then you awake a dimension away. No Force or magic. Not even a bit of cybernetic enhancements to give you an edge. Just the body of a bastard prince, who lives on borrowed time. It's too bad for the locals that they got a Sith stripped from his arcane powers and thrown in the snake pit that is Westeros.

Worm is a story containing Powers! It gets worse! Bullies! SuperVillains! It gets worse! Monsters! Warlords! Politics! Evil Conspiracies! It gets even worse! The End of the World! And Everyone Doing the Wrong Things for Right Reasons! ... Gah, that sucks. Let's add a little something more. Something called… … You thought I was going to say 'Heroism', right?

No way back, no Chakra and no one to help him. Naruto ends up in the world of Remnant alone and disillusioned with both his old and new world, see what happened when Naruto stops trying to fight for piece after he lost everything important to him, and embraces the life of a Ninja in a world full of monster. Being Rewritten under the name, 'The Grimm'.

Brynden Tully wakes up with that worst of all possible curses, an unprepared self-insert. He knows a whole bunch of supernatural nonsense is about to wreck his kingdom. If he wants to do anything about it, he's going to need an army. Self-Insert, SI, no tech uplift or gunpowder

There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.

Mired in the falsities of the ultimate illusion, Naruto tries a desperate gambit to restore the world. He failed. [NarutoMirajane] [Mature Themes]

Three years after the Holy Grail War, Emiya Shirou finds himself stranded in a foreign land. This land is where monsters roam, where man is prey, and where the silver-eyed witches reside. [Warning: An alternate F/SN continuity is used!]

An encounter with an 'assassin' draws Esdese attention away from the tournament, resulting in an unexpected emotion. Love. But with a war between the Jaeger's and Night Raid on the horizon, can she keep her new love safe. Or more importantly, does Zabuza even want to be protected, much less caged by some crazy, romance obsessed ice-woman. Young!ZabuzaxEsdese.

You showed me the power of destruction, now I'll show you the power of the Espada. "Enclose Murciélago" Then the rain fell and with it the hope was gone.

Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.

Hachiman ends up dating Yui after her initial confession wasn't interrupted. Things work out for awhile - until Hatchiman brings up the idea of telling Yukino about them. A whole lot of inferiority related issues and possible yandere tendencies rear their head at once. Updates often I guess?

Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

Zabuza was right. When he died, he didn't join Haku in Heaven. No, his hands were far too stained to ever be blessed with white wings, so it was no surprise when he awoke in the underworld as a devil. Now, years later with his better half by his side, he's ready to set out on a new path. To gather a peerage worth his time, and re-earn his title as the Demon of the Mist.

The last few worlds weren't of much help in finding a cure to his curse but this one may just be the answer to his problem. The Master of Death was reborn once again, in Fiore.

Where the Sage is a meddling old geezer and Madara is a Kurosaki.

Naruto uzumaki is a ninja that will be forever reborn and reincarnated. Sometimes with body and sometimes with spirit. But what if he is born once more, with both the body and spirit that defines naruto uzumaki. Watch as he grows to power, watch how he forges new bonds, watch him gain more from life. Watch Naruto uzumaki rise from human hood to devil hood with a grin on his face.

Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. SI

Minato thought the hard part would be to get her back into the mall. Man, was he wrong. MinatoxElizabeth. Updated version of the original story.

Keitaro is the son of a Japanese diplomat with a talent. He's lived all of his life in countries worlds apart from Japan, so what will happen when he goes back to try out for Tokyo University? How will he find enough time for both studying and practicing for one of the biggest mountain biking events in the world? Whatever happens, he's an outsider looking in.

Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...

Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

He had long since given up. Or to be more precise, he just found it hard to care. He only had his job, his burden and his duty to keep him going. Smiling was a task, a necessity. Not a luxury. This is a story of a man, learning how to see in colours again.

Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?

Slight crossover fic between Naruto and Bleach. A chess match to rival all chess matches has begun. It all starts with a new soul arriving in Seireitei with reiatsu rivaling even that of their strongest. And now a conspiracy has begun to unfold.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

M!Warden/Morrigan. Ten years after the fact, he still has no idea what will come of it all.