Set after Scandal in Belgravia. John asks Sherlock about Mycroft's snide remarks, and it goes from there. All smut, no plot. Second chapter added by popular demand.

Joan comes home in a foul mood. Sherlock's social ineptitude reaches new heights. But somehow the night turns out...not entirely unpleasant...

(PART 2 ALT ENDING) to Snow white and the hunter where she stays. "Then leave. I dare you." He trailed his hand down her thigh and pulled her knee around his waist. His face lifted from her collar and challenged her in the eyes. She knew she couldn't leave him, and he knew that..."You need me." He finished her sentence and locked his mouth onto hers, "just as much as I need you"

Sherlock needs John for an experiment. John discovers that he likes being tied up. Sexy times ensue. Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

A smutty little fic in which John discovers Sherlock has never been properly kissed. Sexy times ensue. Later chapters will contain more smut. Hooray! Basically a PWP, though I feel a P may develop at some point. We'll see...

Sherlock and John end up spending a night together in a hotel room "for a case". strong NC-17.

When John told Sherlock he was moving out, Sherlock couldn't tell him that he has feelings for John. Instead, he got drunk. What happens when John comes home and Sherlock's filter is offline?

This is an adult's version of the well known fairy tale. Ruby and the big bad wolf.

Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.

Follows Season One finale, "The Great Game." John is shocked by what happens after Sherlock pulls the trigger, but that's nothing compared to the shock he experiences when they get home. Slash. Chapter 3 takes place immediately after Chapter 2.

Written for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Sherlock and John discover an amusing quiz on-line. Just how much IS John Watson worth in bed?