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(Like ya'll didn't already know that)

I am the almighty Youkai Riri-chan! Fear-eth me! cough Right. Anyhow, I am the authoress of two wonderful stories (at least in my opinion and that's all that matters, right?), one of which is complete and the other is in the making.

I have been writing for the absurd amount of time of three months. Hah! Peachy isn't it? I've found out that a word that sounds just like peachy in Portuguese means penis, the male reproductive instrument (nyah). I was also poked fun of ruthlessly by a Bolivian while in Switzerland for that little slip up. Anywho, I'm supposed to be talking about myself right? Right.

As you all know, my lovely pen name is Youkai Riri-chan (long and drawn out just like I like it... the words damn it!). I am a female at the tender age of 17 (birthdate, January 1990) with raging hormones to spare. Anybody want them? Wait, on second thought... I'll keep them since that's what allows me to write all the Boy Love possible.

I have lived in the U.S.A. for ten years and can't wait to get out of there permanently. I hate it. But what of the other six years, you ask. Well, I was born and raised in Cuba. A country that while is poor economically, is rich in culture. Visit if you have a traveling soul (after that fucker Castro dies, of course). The beaches at the bomb! God, I sound like a traveling agent.

I am small and compact. I am as tall as the Twin Towers were short. Okay... not that short but pretty damn close. I'm only... 5' 2"! It sucks. I weigh 103 pounds and my stupid doctors says I'm underweight. Well, excuse me for not being perfect. There are 6th graders taller than me. Nyah!

I am a big supporter of Gay Rights anywhere I go, even though all my family members are Christians. I'm an atheist, by the way.

I am obsessed with yaoi, my computer, anime, yuri, manga, writing, reading, hentai (hehe), Japan, my computer, and yaoi. I can hate about anything in this world so I'm going to spare you a life time of reading. My mom says I need anger management, but that's not true. All teens dream about killing their stepfathers, right? Right.

Story Status

Loveless no More Complete - Two chapters

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