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 Author has written 6 stories for Children of the Lamp. Hi, my name is Monica. I love reading fanfiction. Things I luv! Daria Coffee icecream Coffee Horror/Slasher films I am a Hannibal Lecter fan I love art Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Pugs Things I hate! Sports stupid people things that are boring being around a lot of people I enjoy reading romance stories because I sadly have no romance of my own and one of my all time fav artists Andy Warhol once said,"Sex is so much more exciting between the pages than it is between the sheets." And you know what he is right. I love reading humor stuff. I enjoy crude humor every now and then. I'm totally crazy and I collecting Dunnys from kidrobot. I really hate it when authors on here write these amazing stories and don't finish them! I drives me crazy. HEY! I ENJOY READING THOSE STORIES AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! Fav Couples Rudyard T.x Lydia S. Philipa G.x Dybbuk S. Hannibal L. x Clarice S. Joker x Harley Quinn Harvey D.x Poison Ivy My fav quotes "Life's a bitch, so I became one."- Flawless "I'm not anti-social, I just hate you."- my button from HOT TOPIC My fav artsists Frida Kahlo Andy Warhol Jackson Pollock Harvey Peakar Miles Mendenhall I luv listening to Tegan and sara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll write requests for Children of the Lamp, but please don't expect it right away. It takes time to write people!!!! |
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Distorted by HoistTheColours reviews
Everything's not what it seems. Joker/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 78,812 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Joker
Plane Talk by REIDFANATIC reviews
A series of one shots and drabbles of conversations between the members of the BAU team while on the plane. Mostly Reidcentric
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 41,095 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009 - S. Reid
The Cursed Mummy of Pharaoh TutRa by xTheNamelessx reviews
The twins visit Uncle Nimrod for the summer, and soon they find themselves in new trouble. Nimrod XOC Rated T for minor violence and romance scenes.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,973 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011
Lucifer's Lover by Carina Pir reviews
Lucifer has taken a lover and he finds that their relationship is an unorthodox one. Mature sexual themes.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,717 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
The Best Medicine by StellaNoir reviews
Warning: Rated for violence, sexuality, and twisted love. What happens when both Harley Quinn and the Joker are brought into Arkham? Go deeper into the relationship between Harley and the Joker, and taste the twists and turns while you're there. Based on Heath's Joker, and TDK Harley.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,794 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Three's Company by ceag94075 reviews
Carly's so psyched to have Jack Atlas as a boyfriend. He's so strong, kind, and protective of her. But with him working in the garage with the boys, she sometimes get's lonely. She wasn't sure how to cope with being away from him, until he bumps into her.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,595 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Carly N., Jack A.
Evil clowns need love too by TheBlackxRabbit reviews
Takes place during the 'Joker' graphic novel. Harley is working at the Grin and bare it when she meets Joker through Croc. New take on the twisted relationship that is the Joker and Harley Quinn. "One day you will dance to my war drum." 7 is up.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Rage by Disgrayceful Ways reviews
It had been the Bat who had finally killed her, not him. Can be looked at as an alternate sequel to Villain
Batman - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Back to the Rabbit Hut by fang1108 reviews
When Baby was young she had a best friend. They shared everything. Mama loved her. She was meant to be family. Emily runs away after she kills her foster family, she comes back when she's older to take her rightful place as a Firefly. ocXotis M later on
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
Maybe Baby by Alex Snape reviews
The unlikely story of a chaotic couple and the son they raised. My first fic, totally re-edited. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for swearing, graphic violence, and sexual content.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,098 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Unexpected Surprises by The Agent Of Insanity reviews
Dybbuk has a diabolical plot for the world. So, naturally, John, Philippa, and their Uncle Nimrod have to stop him, with the help of the least likely of companions.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011
Carrying a Secret by SakuraHarunoGurl reviews
Carrying a Secret. Sharing the secret is just as hard as carrying it. Sometimes secrets are celebrated, sometimes they hurt. Secrets can grow to be overwhelming. Secrets can sometimes even be life changing. Carrying a child is just like carrying a secret.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 42,411 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Are We Monsters? by Jokersmalice reviews
Okay, I tried this once before, but I changed it alot. so ya, Harley's dead. Joker's devastated, blah blah blah. Until Ivy finds a suitable replacement. NOT A FRICKEN LOVE STORY! Warning: lots of gore and violence.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - The Joker, Poison Ivy
Frenemies by scarlett onyx reviews
Eddie starts out for a drive one night and finds more than he bargained for. Can the Master of Fear and the Prince of Puzzles coexist peacefully? no slash
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 22,004 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow
True Love by scarlett onyx reviews
Do you know Jonathan Crane's first love? You may be surprised...or maybe not, depending on how well you know the Master of Fear. Don't own characters
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Know Your Place by C Cawthorne reviews
Loki let go and fell from the Bifrost, but how did he get there and where is he going? I'm not so good at these blurbs, but this explores Loki's past and present. Please read and review :
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,475 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Loki
Sometimes by iszatright reviews
JxHQ: He hated how soft her hands were. M for sexual references.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Arkham Boys by ninjapoke reviews
What happens when Harvey Dent, Jonathan Crane, and the Joker get locked up in Arkham together and make their own little 'club? Three is a lonley number... Will they be able to create a new villan to join said club? Now thats an enigma.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,874 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - J. Crane, Joker
Marry Me: The Tales of Narcissa Black by Valentina LaFontaine reviews
Arranged marriages are practiced in pure blooded families. It was simply a marriage of convience and not one based on love. The Blacks and the Malfoys made no effort into keeping the union a secret but how will the children react? Rating might go up
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,032 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Her Man by Lady Angelic reviews
Above all things, she loved him. She loved that he cared for her, because deep down she knew he truly did. The couple piece to "Her Flaw". Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Whatever Life Brings by Icey-Authoress reviews
Red Arrow has a life outside of superhero work: it's called "babysitting"! *Series of 1 shots with Roy/Wally/Richard. Not every story contains all 3 characters; some just have Wally&Richard, others Roy&Richard, etc...*
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,844 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Roy Harper/Red Arrow
Bathrobes and Boredom by scarlett onyx reviews
The Riddler has left the Scarecrow back at the lair. And it's cold. What's a painfully thin Scarecrow to do? no slash/ don't own Jonathan or Eddie
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
You Make Me Perfect by ladyvader99 reviews
Companion to I'll Do What I Have To. Joker POV as he punishes Harley for staying out all night. R&R! M for sex and abuse
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Safety First by Mertiya reviews
Harley seems to be playing hard to get, and the Joker isn't happy about it.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Trust me by IDontDance.Ever reviews
"I have to, I can't keep doing this. We can't just pretend like the past two years never happened Duncan, that we never broke up. Because we did, and it hurt. It hurt a lot" DxC post TDWT
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Dove Complex by Houghtons reviews
She had no logical reason to help him, he had no logical reason to trust her. After all, hawks never play with doves. BubblesxBoomer
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bubbles, Boomer
A Tsunami of Bad Luck by CoTLFan reviews
Philippa, John, Nimrod and Groanin are on a new adventure to stop the wicked djinn who caused a tsunami. Things could get quite dangerous, and what's with Philippa having weird dreams? Dybbuk/Philippa
Children of the Lamp - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011
Long Distance Call by CatseyeLuna reviews
Buck makes one of many long distance calls to Phil from California. Established Dybbuk/Philippa relationship, but not particularly set around any of the books. My first official shot at a CotL story! Taking one-shot requests. PM me if you'd like one.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Philippa G., Dybbuk S.
Lawn Gnomes by scarlett onyx reviews
Some kids seem to think it's funny to wander around on the Master of Fear's property...I wonder how he'll handle that...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Hair Care by scarlett onyx reviews
The Riddler has always been a bit proud. Ok, a LOT proud. So, what will he do when he finds that he seems to be going a bit...gray around the edges?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Drugged by scarlett onyx reviews
Arkham Asylum. The Scarecrow is bored. The Riddler has major hallucinatory drugs in his system. Hmmm...wonder how this is gonna pan out...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler
Harlegrin by MidnightSchemer13 reviews
No matter how many times I think "I hate you. You've hurt me.", I know that if you ever want me at your side, I'd be there for you in a second. HarleyxJoker is a sick, sick love, tragic and sad. Hilarious, though. In a disturbing way... T for themes
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Remember by Disgrayceful Ways reviews
The Joker had never wanted to save Harley before, but now was different.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Language of Flowers or not by Seito reviews
Superboy gives out flowers... without knowing what they really mean. "Supey doesn't know what these flowers mean does he? RIGHT!" R&R
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
Weekend Beauty by SitOnMyNoFace reviews
Kabuto falls for a women in turmoil and desprately wants to help her. lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kabuto Y.
Bats and Bubbles by ArellaoftheLuvara reviews
Dick walks in on Bruce taking a bubble bath... and that's not even the best part.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
In the night by ReadWriteRead reviews
There are plenty of reasons to be awake at night. This is just a few of those times in the lives of Jane and Thor. short and fluffy stories. Complete for now.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
Entertainment by Disgrayceful Ways reviews
Whenever the Joker was bored, he'd turn his attentions to Harley. M for abuse
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
I will be the death of you by Alyssum Dulce reviews
Harleen Quinzel meets a co-worker of hers, Jonathan Crane. He's so screwed up, and she's insane. It might have lemons in the future...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn
Mischief and Magic by Danica Napier reviews
Things are just getting back to normal for Darcy. Then Thor's supposedly evil brother, Loki, appears, and her world becomes more confusing than ever with the God of Mischief around. Loki/Darcy, Thor/Jane
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,169 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Villain by Disgrayceful Ways reviews
When Bruce looked at Harley Quinn, it was the only time he had ever wished he could be the villain. Lemon
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Appreciation by Disgrayceful Ways reviews
Bruce had always known in the back of his mind that the only reason he was alive was because the Joker willed it so, but now the Clown Prince was dead. Sequel to Hurt.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Good Times by POWERPUFFFAN1996 reviews
Bubbles has called Boomer over for a very special reason ; *hint hint* Rated M for an attempt at a lemon... One shot but I might continue if you guys want me to:
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bubbles, Boomer - Complete
Joke by Disgrayceful Ways reviews
While sitting upon the ledge of Gotham Tower, Batman contemplates why he'll never win.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Natural by Disgrayceful Ways reviews
He didn't know when she stopped filling him with rage and began to fill him with bliss. slight fluff
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Valentine by ciaan reviews
Inter-cultural communication can be very difficult. Aqualad, Superboy, Miss Martian, Artemis.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
Closeted by ciaan reviews
Or: Four Times The Team Found Superboy Sleeping Somewhere Weird And One Time They Didn't
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Baby Names by Seito reviews
Superboy wanted a civilian name. Robin provided the means for finding one. "So what name are you trying out today?" "Walter." "And tomorrow?" "PeeWee." R&R
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Word to the Wise by Cithariza reviews
Robin gets in trouble at school. Batman imparts to his ward some words of wisdom.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
What About Us by that tanned idiot reviews
Small moments between Thor and Loki leading up to the movie, from when they were children to when they began to feel the differences and the crack between them. Non-slash.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Of Balloons and Bonding by midnightluck reviews
Batman initiates a playdate, that is, a training exercise, Kaldur snipes, Artemis stalks, M'gann disappears, Wally defies physics, and Robin causes Superbonding through the power of trollololing, er, I mean, friendship and, uh, stuff.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Honey I Love You, Will You Please Smile For Me? by NoMangaOrAnimeEqualsDead reviews
Fluffy twist to an amusing game called Honey I Love You
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Japan, Taiwan - Complete
Killer Petunias by scarlett onyx reviews
The Scarecrow has upset Poison Ivy...and escaped without a scratch. Or has he? -one-shot-
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Poison Ivy - Complete
Anyone Else by willshakespeare-immortalbard reviews
A request fic for Blackdalia666. Two boys become friends, and a father watches on. Please read/review! Rated K for mentions of neglect.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
A normal family by Isimile reviews
Martha Kent decides that she wants to meet her grandson... and learns that her family has got really confusing
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Conner K./Superboy
Never Much to Do by iszatright reviews
"It was seldom that Harley interacted with male guards anymore. Apparently the Joker didn't like sharing what belonged to him." A look at how the Joker passes the time during a stay in Arkham Asylum.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Mother Dearest by MissJoJoRising reviews
Azazeal managed to keep Malachi secret from Cassie, and now he has grown up and been sent to Medenham Hall. What does Malachi plan on doing and how will he treat his mother knowing she never wanted him in the first place?
Hex - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010
What It Takes by SmilinForYa reviews
Sometimes it takes more than words to make someone see the truth.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Read the Script! by Tickle2Kill reviews
This is the movie...just slightly altered. Blame the writers! It is entirely their fault! Reviews welcome!
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Thor's Impairment by DearCassius reviews
Thor takes a tumble and winds up with a broken ankle. Loki finds himself trapped under his brothers problem- literally.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Djinn Live Pretty Much Forever by willshakespeare-immortalbard reviews
In-progress. Nimrod's past, as relayed to his butler. Please read/review.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
Nightmare by Alphisaie reviews
Loki needs help, but will someone come to his aid...? brotherly fluff. Hints of ThorxLoki
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Gotta do the Cooking by the Book by Masu Trout reviews
In which Anko is blindingly adorable and Orochimaru is quietly insufferable. A preseries genfic proving that cookies are far more powerful than any jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Haven by Alex Snape reviews
The night The Joker finally brought Harley home. Random fluff. Rated M for language and graphic sexual content...enjoy!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/4/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Your Idea of Comfort by Gamma Orionis reviews
Comfort doesn't mean the same thing to everyone. Written for Writing Challenge #29 xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Want What's Mine by Alex Snape reviews
The night The Joker was released from Arkham was the night Harley welcomed him home. My first attempt at Bermejo Joker! May be defined as drabble; I don't know. You decide. Rated M for sexual content and mention of drug use. Please read and review!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/20/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
They were meant to be by Corasqueen reviews
For Dallas. 3 Bellatrix's 18th birthday is full of surprises for her and Rodolphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Walk On Water by willshakespeare-immortalbard reviews
Lawrence wanted them to walk on water. Only Ali was brave enough to keep trying.
Lawrence of Arabia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Just A Little Secret by Jana Girl123 reviews
Huntress has been keeping a secret from Question.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,365 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Helena B./Huntress, Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
Bad Romance by Miss Crimson Darkness reviews
Joker and Harley, a rough night, and mood swings.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
End of the Road by charming-notion reviews
Lucius and Narcissa share some private time after the war. Set post war, in 2006. Rated M for mature themes, and sex. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Meeting Grandma by Sugarpony reviews
Who does Superman fear most aside from Lois Lane ? His mother, of course. Because mothers can be just plain scary, and grandmothers are twice as bad.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 165 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Second Time Around by charming-notion reviews
Rodolphus and Bellatrix have just escaped Azkaban, and are installed at Malfoy Manor. They re-consumate their marriage, their first night back. One Shot. Rated M for smut. This is sex, people. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Together with you by CrispyDipsy reviews
'Now, what is the thing your parents want you to absolutely not do' 'I think you should know that even better than I do. Do you' He smiled innocently. 'I want to hear it from you.' He whispered in my ear. I hesitated. 'Have... sex before marriage.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Mercenary by willshakespeare-immortalbard reviews
As the tent flap flutters back into place, I see him fling the bag—coins and all—to the ground, where the shimmering metal spills out, nearly indistinguishable against the burning sand. Please read/review!
Lawrence of Arabia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Complete
Jailbait by James Gordon III reviews
In an effort to find and stop the Joker before he commits a major crime, Harley Quinn is released from Arkham with a tracking device put on her person by Batman and Commissioner Gordon. Oblivious to the plan, she tries to find the Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Mistress by Valentina LaFontaine reviews
Rodolphus was aware of Bellatrix's love for the Dark Lord. So he has other ways of letting out his tension.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Rodolphus L. - Complete
He Cares! by LolitaLexi reviews
Would Joker ever help Harley if she was in trouble. Would he let anyone other than him hit his Harley?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
After the Fall by charming-notion reviews
Lucius and Narcissa share some moments after the final battle. Set after DH. Rated M for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
One o'clock and all is well by Windswift reviews
After the reunification, Germany doesn't know how to talk about the monsters that have surely followed Prussia home.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Brother's Promise by Marcella Jole' Mercilee reviews
The Berlin Wall has been erected. How long will it take for Gilbert to keep his promise to Ludwig? How long will it take for them to be reunited. Rated T for violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Sick Day by Alex Snape reviews
The Joker is sick! No, really...he's sick, and Harley tries to make him feel better. Rated M for language. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. FLUFF!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by Valentina LaFontaine reviews
Lucius teaches Draco how to play Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Pattern by charming-notion reviews
They follow the same pattern, the same rules. BellaxVoldemort. M for sexual content and unforgivable curses. Oneshot. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Company in Solitary by Electric Jester reviews
One creepy guards plan turns into a meeting in solitary of Gotham's rouges favorite couple. Takes place in Arkham and rating refers to refrences. no smut.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The devil and the girl by darklittlewings reviews
My version of the night Harley decides to help the Joker escape from the asylum. Simple and not to deep. *LEMON* Not for tots. Please excuse errors and be warned that this is my very first Fanfic EVER. Please be gentle.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Taming the Beast by Nuit Songeur reviews
Ozai is a man that requires satisfaction, even while his wife is pregnant. Warning: mature and sexual themes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Ursa, Ozai - Complete
The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Night by Toadflame reviews
Sometimes, bad luck just can't be avoided.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Oliver Q./Green Arrow, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
If i get too close i may pay the price by TrappedLittlEm reviews
Joker is locked up in Arkham Asylum once more with only his mind and thoughts to keep him company. But is the life of someone close to him put into jeopardy when he thinks too much. More to follow. Enjoy LittlEm
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Valentine's Day by Alexandra Shinai reviews
Beck and Jade have some fun on Valentine's Day.. For the holiday because of my love of Bade.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Just for You by LoveBackwards reviews
AU. A little Valentine's Day Urzai fluff.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Ursa, Ozai
Broken Heels by Valentina LaFontaine reviews
Valentines Day is not always a joyous holiday for every couple. Especially for Rodolphus and Bellatrix. At least it's never boring.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Battles by Electric Jester reviews
Insight on the battles Harley faces by being Joker's girlfriend. The ones he sees and the one's he misses.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Poetry, Profiled by byebyemissfanfictionpie reviews
Jack is doing his homework one day and Hotch is stupid enough to ask what's taking him so long. In the end, there is a freaked out Hotch and a poem.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Jack H., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Germanic Family Kodak Moments by sakimidare reviews
World, Meet Germanic Family. Also known as Face, You Are Having An Affair With Desk. Sister to Slavic Family Kodak Moments
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Unpredictable by LolitaLexi
A sudden passion has awakend in Joker, he's taken a little more interest in Harley tonight. Is it just that new perfume, or maybe something a little more unpredictable?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The First Time by crackberries reviews
Is always the hardest, especially when you're inexperienced. So Ludwig turns to big brother for help, even if it means venturing into his lair.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Falling Up by enucleate.muse reviews
Ludwig had a mission to complete and not even Ukraine would stand between him and his goals. Yet regret never looked more beautiful, and guilt never felt so good. *giftfic*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Germany, Ukraine - Complete
Love I Loved The Most by Electric Jester reviews
Harley's left the Joker again, but not for Ivy this time. JokerXHarley Quinn
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Heater Love by done.with.marblesxx reviews
"Do you mind not squeezing out my ribs, Lestrange?" "Black, I'm just trying to get the heat out of my heater." "I'm not your heater." Written for the Kissing in the Rain Challenge. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
As If! by Lady Angelic reviews
Love? But real love? She didn't. She was silly and stupid and blond and just perfect. Perfect, lovely, girls don't love. They expect love. She didn't love him, he was sure. Oneshot. Nolanverse.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Switched by Jana Girl123 reviews
The members of the League are cursed to swap bodies with each other. Naturally, chaos ensures.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,992 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Helena B./Huntress, Dinah L./Black Canary - Complete
Remember Me by we were here reviews
This time, she doesn't look back.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Dallas W., Sylvia - Complete
Dashes of Fear by Insanity with Cheese reviews
Then you would do this...for me?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Domina by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Rodolphus loves his wife, but even the best are tempted. Too bad Bellatrix likes to play with her food before she eats it. Rodolphus arrives home late from a social gathering Bellatrix did not attend, and he must face the... consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L.
Changing Me, Changing You by ivoryghost reviews
She was changing him. He had hardly realised that he was changing Harley, too. !Rated M for bad language and violent themes!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Tomatoes Are Fruits Too! by Pikkushi reviews
Sweet family-fluff involving Grandpa Rome bringing gelato to his grandsons for the first time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
An Average Night by Dr J sLaughter reviews
Just because he looks dead... M for violence
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Before the Dark Lord Comes by Valentina LaFontaine reviews
It's the night before the Dark Lord comes to make the Malfoy Manor his headquarters. Both of the Malfoys cannot sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Birthday Wish by Sekainao reviews
Kiku has a present for Meimei's 17th Birthday, they're both excited. WARNING smut. Sekainao x
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Japan, Taiwan - Complete
Happy Birthday by Valentina LaFontaine reviews
Today is Lucius Malfoy's birthday. Draco and Narcissa have a surprise for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Human by Moonchild10 reviews
One-shot. Callie reflects on her relationship with Mark and comes to some conclusions. Callie x Mark, set after "Soulsucker".
Ugly Americans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Callie M., Mark L. - Complete
Dinner Party by BellatrixxL reviews
Sexual tension between Bellatrix and Rodolphus at a dinner party.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Fight by BellatrixxL reviews
Rodolphus comes home to a very upset and fragile Bellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Out of Reach by SecondImpulse reviews
Just a little one sided Harley/Riddler Harleen Quinzel/Edward Nygma Drabble
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Edward N./The Riddler, Harley Quinn - Complete
May Meets a New Friend by Paperflowers596 reviews
"Suddenly the doll raised its tiny porcelain hand and sat up straight, looking around with frightened wide eyes. Their color changed from frozen blue to a light auburn brown, and blood veins filled the whites. Suzie turned to Chucky in horror." oneshot
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
Grocery Shopping by Tig Oak reviews
Prussia's too awesome to carry groceries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Belarus, Prussia - Complete
Her Flaw by Lady Angelic reviews
The only flaw she held as proof of her human nature was him. An intimate moment between our favorite villains. Rated M for violence and sexual references. One shot. Nolanverse.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Arkham Chronicles by clownprincessofcrime.07 reviews
The Joker, the Riddler, the Scarecrow, Harvey Dent, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn are all trapped in Arkham- and they don't like it! What's worse is they have to partake in team building exercises! crack fic. ooc.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,222 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009
Modern girls are forward by drcalvin reviews
All Prussia wanted was to pick someone up. Why does his little brother always have to interrupt? A short story of dating woes in the twenty-first century. one-shot, gen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Little Man Reid by Lexikal reviews
5-year-old Spencer Reid experiences his first day of Kindergarten and quickly learns that he is nothing like most children. A one-shot well, three-shot, I guess fic. Title inspired by the movie "Little Man Tate"...Please read and review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/25/2010 - S. Reid, Diana R. - Complete
Breakfast at Bellatrix's by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange were not a conventional couple. Breakfast was no exception to this rule. However, for all their quirks and arguments, they still had their charms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Sleep Together by bblacksheepp reviews
Rodolphus Lestrange awakes in Bellatrix Black's bedroom and recounts the preceding night's events. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Attention by Alex Snape reviews
All Harley wants is for her Puddin' to notice what SHE needs. Is that so much to ask? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. FLUFFINESS! Also, this story is a bit of an homage to the scene from Mad Love. You'll see which.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/30/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Welcome to the Dollhouse by muted hitokiri reviews
Daria/Trent - AU post Jane's Addition. Jane, Daria and Tom have movie night, Daria and Trent talk. Shameless shipper fic.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Daria M., Trent L.
A FIREFLY CHRISTMAS by KahnShao reviews
Otis hates Christmas; with good reason. Its his first year living with the Fireflys. Can his new family change his opinion on the holiday? Oneshot. Rated t for language.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
No Real Reason by Kikyz reviews
It wasn't everyday that he allowed her to seduce him.Just like it wasn't everyday that he found her quirks humorous and sexy.He didn't really understand her…or this so-called chemistry between them.-oneshot-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
It's Just Another Day by Alex Snape reviews
It may just be another day...but it means a lot to Harley. Another random one...FLUFF! My first T rated fic! What! For one utterance of a swear, ha! Nolanverse Joker and Harley.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Picture by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. He knows it happened again, because the picture was hidden...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Redemption by SKINNYxLOVE reviews
For the photograph prompt challenge on xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix forum. Drabble. Rodolphus POV. "It's his favorite photograph of her – one she's never seen."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Talkin In Your Sleep by Alex Snape reviews
Harley has a very concerning dream. Very random story. Just popped into my head. Rated M for language. Hope you like FLUFFINESS! Please review! :- One-shot, Nolanverse Joker and Harley.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Joker's Confusion by Insanity with Cheese reviews
Mistah J's Confused.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
I Am Batman by coffeebuddha reviews
"There is no 'dad' here. I. Am. Batman."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Dango or Konoha? by lilachues reviews
A short one-shot of a conversation of Orochimaru and Anko when he was still her teacher. Orochimaru makes the mistake of asking her, "Dango or Konoha?" please R & R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Surrender by Lili Evans dotcom reviews
"Nothing, NOTHING can make me marry!" The girl threw back the black cascade and turned to suddenly glare into the young man's face, her own pale and stark and burning in a fierce silent challenge, daring that demonic gaze to disagree.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
With A Kiss by Rukama reviews
Belarus wants to go home but Prussia won't let her. What would she have to do? A kiss, you say! Impossible! Belarus/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Belarus, Prussia - Complete
Too Quiet of Late by Enheduanna of Ur reviews
Something's wrong with Harley, the Joker observes.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Rape by Hydrophilia reviews
I laid down next to her, stroking her beautiful, cum smeared hair. I kissed her neck, I bit her shoulder, I pressed her back against my scrawny chest. She's beautiful.
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Dee Dee, S. Mandark A. - Complete
Love comes by Xapham reviews
It's the end of senior year for the Eds and it's time for them to focus on the future. Edd knows what he wants and he's going after it.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Edd, Marie - Complete
Pink, White and Green by skidtick reviews
Orochimaru realized with increasing horror that not even he was immune to the power of "cute". Anko's charm unlocks the snake sannin's inner fangirl. Anko. Orochimaru. Before he turned evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
FOR THE LOVE OF THE JOKER by JOKER4CHAOS reviews
GRAPHIC STORY OF HOW NOLAN-VERSE *JOKER AND HARLEY* MET.THIS IS NOT A ONE-SHOT.IT WAS LEFT SO OPEN I JUST COULDN'T RESIST!HA!THIS IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN ANY OTHER STORY AND I WAS SICK OF THE SAME TIRED ONE. SO I WROTE A NEW ONE. LIKE IT OR NOT!READ IT! J
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Dinner Date by Lorendiac reviews
The first conventional "dinner and a movie" date between Huntress and The Question happened offstage, between the scenes of the JLU episode "Question Authority." Let's take a peek at how it went.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Helena B./Huntress, Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
Another Night by Bugalou reviews
Harvey cheats on Ivy and he finds himself back at her door pleading for her to let him return. WARNING: SEXUAL CONTENT
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Two-Face, Poison Ivy - Complete
The Enemy by Gia Tien reviews
I look into her eyes, and i'm lost to her. "I love you, Harley." "I love you, too, Batsy."
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Hollow by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
."He has traced every inch of her, with shaking fingers, in the dark. He has watched her bleed and shiver and laugh. He knows her." Oneshot, Belladolphus / Bellamort-implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Parenthood by PeersHitInMoscow reviews
A situational story of what would happen if Harley and The Joker had a kid. Sorry if the characters are OOC, it's my first time writing them. I don't know if I'm going to continue this. Rate and Review, please! :D
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Listen me by Victory87 reviews
Can you understand I break up? Challenge fic of the forum Bellatrix Lestrange: The dark lord's most faithful
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
We were by Victory87 reviews
One day you'll come back to me. Challenge fic of the forum Bellatrix Lestrange: The dark lord's most faithful
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
May I Take Your Order by alocin reviews
The nightshift adventures of a lonely Gotham fast-food restaurant worker. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Villain and His Girlfriend by Insanity with Cheese reviews
Freaking hilarious.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Trust by Alex Snape reviews
The Joker's trust is a very valuable yet fragile thing...as Harley will soon discover. NOT A ONESHOT! Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, sexual content, and very graphic abuse. This is based off an event mentioned in On Her Own.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Grasp by mew-tsubaki reviews
No one really knew what Rodolphus' feelings were for his wife, Bellatrix. Well, Bellatrix loved Voldemort. And Rodolphus? He loved her. And here's where he shows it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - [Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L.] Evan R. - Complete
Bread and Butter by Kyoko Kasshu Minamino reviews
Sequel to my fic "The Cowboy and the Vixen". Vigilante and Vixen have a little chat the Morning After. Short and sweet. Vigilante/Vixen. One-shot.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Greg S./Vigilante, Mari J. M./Vixen - Complete
Eh? by Trissacar reviews
based off this a artwork you can find the link in my profile it doesn't work anywhere else. oroanko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Anko M., Orochimaru
Undisclosed desire by Victory87 reviews
I know in the past you’ve suffered, my love, and I know it will be cold and loveless but I won’t let you be denied.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
I think I'll Keep You by Naruto.Fruba.Lover reviews
The Joker has a mission for his goons. Harley Quinn and Joker goodness. The Joker is based on Heath Ledger's wonderful performance in The Dark Knight. Unusually short oneshot
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Cold by SKINNYxLOVE reviews
A drabble of Rodolphus waiting for Bella to return one night. Belladolphus, with hints of Bellamort. R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Dirty Dishes by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Orochimaru visits the little house where he essentially raised Anko. Hearing the absence of her childish laughter within its walls, he feels something strange. Could it be regret?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Fascination by mariells reviews
Even Batman didn't make him forget her for long. Joker/Harley drabble.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Mushrooms by Quazie89 reviews
Inspired by the movie scene Communicatng. Zac and Crysta share an intimate moment. Edited-2010.
Ferngully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Crysta, Zak Young, Batty Koda - Complete
Bud and Lou by Alex Snape reviews
The story of how Harley and The Joker became the proud parents of...two hyenas? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Cruel and Unusual Punishments by AnnieVH reviews
Hotch is grounded.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Published: 12/26/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Love Of My Life by Thn0715 reviews
In keeping the promise he made to Haley, Jack learns about how his Mom and Dad met. Two-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/22/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
A Body Worth Guarding by Twinings reviews
Oh, Arkham. What fun we've had within your walls.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn
Desperation and Penetration by Lizard Pie reviews
They hated the world, they hated their situation, but more than that they hated each other. But they could lie and pretend enough to deal with one night. Prussia/Belarus, almost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Prussia, Belarus
Hidden Little Danko by Trissacar reviews
A story about when Anko was little. Characters: Anko Orochimaru Dango Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Dry Clean Only by Quickflicker reviews
Harley, you should really learn to be more careful with The Joker's things... JHQ, light hurt/comfort. Harley's been a bad girl! Uh oh!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Joker and Harley Quinn by AbiNotNormal reviews
Harley has been let down by Joker AGAIN so how does she let herself go:...Buying sexy underwear! But what's this...Joker walks in! XD
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Revving Up His Harley by Chibi Scissorwoman reviews
The Joker's feeling needy, and who's there for him? None other than Harley! *JokerxHarley* --Oneshot--
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
A Little Soap and Water by Chibi Scissorwoman reviews
Sometimes a girl needs a shower... and sometimes the man steps in. **JokerxHarley** --Oneshot--
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
But I Still Loved Her by bloodydarkwolf reviews
I knew she didn't love me. She only loved him. Part of me hated them because of that, but I still loved her. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Talking' Fixes Everything by kallmered reviews
Women were the fairer sex, the weaker sex. But Harley's sick of it. She's sick of the abuse and Joker's lack of faith in her working with him. So she induces an all out fight...He's gonna regret messing with this woman. Nolanverse
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Blood and lust by Victory87 reviews
A normal day with blood and lust.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
On Her Own by Alex Snape reviews
Harley leaves The Joker and is thrown into Arkham Asylum for the first time. Can she last without him...or will it be the other way around? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,920 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Power or Love? by 1000GreenSun reviews
Now that Phillipa thought about it, it was the fifth anniversary of Buck's death... But why did she care? Why couldn't she get him out of her head? And what was the sick feeling in the pit of her stomach? Philippa/Dybbuk Spoilers for Book 5. COMPlETE!
Children of the Lamp - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,430 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
In the Still of the Night by Alex Snape reviews
What happens in the Gotham Plaza Hotel...stays in the Gotham Plaza Hotel. Okay, story isn't as risque as it sounds, but please read and review. Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley Quinn.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Of Fondness and Cigars by MedaHera reviews
Bellatrix and Rodolphus spent a night together and Roldolphus thinks about their relationship. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Seed of Chucky 2: The Next Chapter by MysticTaters reviews
It is a few years later and Tiffany, Glen, and Glenda are living normal lives, but Glenda finds the Heart of Damballa and she reads the chant and all sorts of stuff happens, R&R please.
Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 34,386 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008
Playing Her Part by Alex Snape reviews
Harley designs her first outfit and...is shocked by her other 'first' Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for sexual references and language. Silly/Fluffy Joker ahead. You've been warned. This story is pretty tame and random. :-
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/24/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Time after time by Ha-Ha-Havoc reviews
A little look at our favorite harlequin, trying to tempt and tame the wild beast, that is her Mistah J. Just another pointless oneshot really. Why? Because I love them.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
You Love Me, Bella by Falcitus reviews
Love is a funny thing. Some people will go so far as to delude themselves about its true nature, just to protect their own fragile little hearts. People like Rodolphus Lestrange. RodolphusxBellatrix. Implied VoldemortxBellatrix and Rodolphus/Rabastan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Cowboy and the Vixen by Kyoko Kasshu Minamino reviews
After a rough afternoon, Vixen needs a drink. Vigilante decides to drop by for a chat. Accidental chemistry is a go. Vigilante/Vixen. One-shot.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Mari J. M./Vixen, Greg S./Vigilante - Complete
Patience by Alex Snape reviews
The Joker returns home to Harley one night, feeling as he always does...right? Why is he feeling different tonight? Nolanverse Joker/Harley. Rated M for language. Fluff? I don't know...you tell me.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/11/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Sincerity by Ha-Ha-Havoc reviews
Even the Joker can be sincere.... can't he? A quick one-shot, just to get my creative juices flowing. Disclaimer cause I forgot to add it in; All publicity, recognizable characters, settings, etc, are the property of their respective owners.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Someone turn me 'round by Sagarmatha reviews
What if Cassie had saved Malachi from being sacrificed by Ella but had not died. It might be helpful to read my first three short stories for Hex to get a sense of where I'm coming from with the Cassie and Az relationship.
Hex - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 129,544 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Falling in love with Bellatrix lestrange by enchantingelana reviews
Rodolphus lestrange is still madly in love with bellatrix and wonders if she has fallen out of love with him after spending many years apart in azkaban. One night fate provides him with an opportunity to find out,leading to a chain of life changing events
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,838 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.
Love is by Alex Snape reviews
Just what is love between The Joker and Harley? It's their own unique brand, actually. See what happens when Mistah J's love for her is questioned. Rated M for swearing and violence. Nolanverse Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/2/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Phone Call by Alex Snape reviews
Harley, it's very simple. If The Joker calls you, answer the damn phone! Rated M for language and some sexual references. Daddy/girl dynamics: Ain't it great? Emotional and physical abuse. Nolanverse Joker and Harley.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/13/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Human by TwoTails reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Pein was considered to be God by the citizens of the Village Hidden in the Rain. Konan was dubbed "the angel of God," by the same villagers. But what happens when "God" and "Angel" have human urges? Lemony one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
The Honeymooners by Georgethecat reviews
Joker decides to give in and take Harley on a date. Sort-of. More like a heist. Laughter, pain and clownish antics ensue.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Heartbreak Tomatoes by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Sometimes unconventional methods are the best ways to deal with heartbreak.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Mari J. M./Vixen, Greg S./Vigilante - Complete
Game of You by dresdendollontheprowl reviews
Could love be silent? Could love just be physical? Could love just be…unspoken?" psst, kids, hands over eyes
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Clowns Only Love Once by PumpkinMuffin reviews
It was just a way out of Arkham. It was just a way to make millions. But, as it happened, the plan changed. Money has lost all its earthly charm. She was a distraction...his creation became an addiction. He made her laugh...her patient became the doctor.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,718 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Dripping In Bruises by walkingthecow reviews
He doesn't remember. JxH
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
What Just Happened? by EmperorJoker09 reviews
Jokers and Harley. Completely Jokers POV. Joker wants to tell Harley the truth of his feelings but does not think he truly can.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/8/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Bittersweet by MK08 reviews
How does The Joker react when he realizes Harley is gone and she isn't coming back this time? Songfic to "The Brilliant Dance". Rated T for language.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/6/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
JxHQ: Piety by princessebee reviews
When he laughs, the world hurtles by. But when he cries, it stops. Based directly on the new "Joker" graphic novel and set within that continuity.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Your Mother Leaving Home by Ramzes reviews
There is nothing worse than your mother leaving home, Nimrod says to John and Philippa. And mind you, he is the one to know. Many years before Layla Gaunt left her home, Ayesha Godwin did.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Lead by bekkett3021 reviews
They both lead that first night, in their own ways...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/23/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Forgiveness by Chucky-Rays-Daughter reviews
Chucky's back, like always. However, he comes back asking for forgiveness off his family, do they except. While waiting for there answer Chucky brings Glenda on many killing sprees.
Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2008
Betrayals by vixen78 reviews
My take on what Azazeal was thinking when he was chasing Cassie and Malachi and trapped in the hexagram.
Hex - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Be Still My Heart by Sagarmatha reviews
Azazeal dwells on Cassie's rejection after she shakes the possession and gets a pep talk. Sort of a budding prequel to Someone turn me 'round.
Hex - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Wondrous Place by GothamCity.Harlequin reviews
JokerxHarley: Slightly out of character for the Joker? Or is this how he really is when he's alone with Harley?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Is You Is, or Is You Ain't My Baby? by GothamCity.Harlequin reviews
Is you is, or is you ain't my baby? The way you're actin' lately makes me doubt you is still my baby-baby! Seems my flame in your heart's done gone out... Joker tries to get Harley to take the fall for his plot...again.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/31/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Choices by starr4all reviews
Cassie must decide whether to let Malachi live or die. Live Journal fanfic100
Hex - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Blood Red Water by GothamCity.Harlequin reviews
The Joker thinks about his relationship with Harley as she lays motionless beside him. edited version.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Uh Oh, I Fell In Love Again by KawaiiIruka reviews
On a rather slow day in the cafeteria, the Justice League learns that the Question likes pop songs. Spoiler for 'Question Authority' and rated for one curse word.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
The Bells of Jerusalem by Spike'sSavior reviews
I remember his name was Jack Aaron Napier.' Joker muses on Jack and decides to hit him where it hurts the most.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Pillars of Salt and Sand by Spike'sSavior reviews
Joker is taken to the Arkham infirmary and gets a surprise he wasn't counting on. JokerXHarley.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
JxHQ: Gameplay by princessebee reviews
Just one way to a certain feeling but he knows others. It's all a game, isn't it? Sometimes the game ends up playing you. Written for livejournal communnity psych 30's 'libido' prompt. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, sadomasochism and language.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Exploitation Show by princessebee reviews
Harley through The Joker's eyes - on some days, anyway. Inspired by Mistah J's Girl's poem: Blonde. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Bubblebath by princessebee reviews
Set not long after she's become Harley Quinn. Why is she there and what does she get out of it? Written for lj community psych 30's Daddy Issues challenge. Sexy, cute and bent. Warnings for adult themes. JokerxHarley.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Appetite by princessebee reviews
Time passes, things change. Whether you want them to or not. JokerxHarley. Warnings for being dangerously close to fluff. Oops. Written for the 'Escalation' challenge over at batfic contest on livejournal. WINNER First Place! YAY!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
In the Middle of th Pouring Rain by Unknown Marauder reviews
What do you want?" "I want you to love me." OroAnko oneshot. Explination for the title and story inside
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
One Day by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Set in the final episode of Season 1. Azazeal reflects on the ‘birth’ of his son, and on his deceiving Cassie. Azazeal’s point of view. 5.12.04
Hex - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Secret Type by Twinings reviews
There's only one thing to do with a hardened criminal.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn - Complete
Cole Takes a Halliwell by liljdpegasuschic160 reviews
This is a missing scene oneshot from the episode 'Death Takes a Halliwell'. It's basically what happened between Phoebe and Cole after the screen went black.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Cole T., Phoebe H. - Complete
Snakes and Dango by Makoto-Koto reviews
Anko runs out of her favorite food, dango. Normally that isn't a problem. But what happens when all of Konoha runs out? There's only one other person whom she knows to ask... Orochimaru. pure crack XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Anko M., Orochimaru
Anything by xfirefly9x reviews
Cassie/Azazeal. He would have done anything to have a child.
Hex - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Ten Sentences by Makoto-Koto reviews
Ten sentences that may have been real if Orochimaru wasn't such a cold bastard. AnkoxOro
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Benefits by TwoTails reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Sequel to Friends. Anko and Kakashi have to deal with what happened between them the night before. Can they remain friends after what happened or will something else develop between them? 2nd in the Friends series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Intervention by Lady Dorkness reviews
The ladies of the League have a chat with Harley Quinn. BMWW HGGL HQ GABC VXGL JKHQ
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Friends by TwoTails reviews
NOW COMPLETE! 1st in AnkoKakashi Friends series. Anko is exhausted after coming back from a mission. An innocent drink or four with Kakashi leads to an interesting test between friends. M for future adult situations. PS, I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Juggling by coldqueen reviews
Helena gets a little revenge when Q stands her up one too many times...rated T...for content...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question, Helena B./Huntress - Complete
The Link: Sharingan and Diapers by flammabellum reviews
[COMPLETED] Sasuke frowned at the trail of blood on his floor. Heart pounding, he followed it. There was the door. He slid it open, and the world seemed to tumble into chaos. His brother was there, leaning on the wall, a baby in his arms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,253 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
TimePasses by dreaming-dangerously reviews
Azazeal muses on his fall from grace, his past and his future. This is a very short fic set just before the first episode of Series 1.
Hex - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Motherhood by dreaming-dangerously reviews
A short fic set during episode 2 of the second series while Cassie is inside the Hexagram with Malachi. She reflects on what it means to be a mother and on her feelings towards her son.
Hex - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
The Ultimate Betrayal by Gladrial10 reviews
What's the worse thing Harley can do to her puddin? JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Trick or Treat by TheMadPuppy reviews
It’s Halloween, even in Gotham City. “Trick or Treat, Puddin’?” [Joker X Harley], OneShot
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Puddin's Girl by TheMadPuppy reviews
Something was missing, something that should have been at his left, sleeping soundly… what was it again?...Oh, right! Harley! [Joker X Harley], OneShot
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
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DJINN AND PUBERTY reviews
I have always wondered what would happen when a djinn finally reached puberty...this is a fun little about what happened to Philipa enjoy!
Children of the Lamp - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Red Hot reviews
a smash up of nimrod and pandora fluff! hope you enjoy!
Children of the Lamp - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011
The Djinn and the Butler reviews
A boring day in Kensington Gardens and Nimrod is home and doesn't know what to do. Mr. Groanin just wants a peaceful day to sit and read his paper. Nimrod and Mr. Groanin friendship story.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Evil Can Love reviews
I have never written any fanfics before so there might be a lot of mistakes. Please call me out on them or tell me if i need to add anything to make the story better. Rudyard T.x OC fluff! Hope you like it.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
Red is the Color of Love reviews
Nimrod's got a girlfriend and she's pretty hot. Nimrod G.xOC! Please enjoy.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
NO love, NO glove reviews
Happy V-day! Rudyard and Lydia have something special planned.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
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