Hellohello! This is feimao speaking. Vjl isn't around to do her bit of the profile (since this is a joint account) so I'll just babble a bit by myself, shall I? Hm, ok... Vjl and I have collaborated on a great number of things for the past millenia, yes. That's because she's an alien mutant from outer space with a fetish for licking jam and she has close working ties with us Down Below. So we've decided to work together to produce some rubbish here. Yeah. I can't type anything much now since I'm sitting in a library in sub-zero temperatures and my fingers are starting to freeze up.

... BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!

Haha, Vjl here. Well, since feimao has given you an intro (of sorts), let me just clarify that 1. I don't know Spock, so don't spam me about him you freaks, 2. I only lick raspberry jam which has 54.8 percent pectin, and 3. Down Below does not refer to any part of the human anatomy. And the reason I'm collaborating with feimao is because she will hound me down and kill me in a creative manner unless I agree to do so.

On the other hand, there is the cheesecake. Yes, the cheesecake.

Oh, it's ALWAYS a bit about the cheesecake! T_T

By the way, I got a cat! His name is Mr Squiggles and he eats kindergarteners for breakfast :D He is SO cool...