Hey! This is Esmeralda-Silver Fletcher

Whats up?

My email(if anyone wishes to say something) is akari.celina.fletcher@gmail.com. You could also private message me

My website (to those who want to help fight poverty, hunger, ect.) is:

-Hey take a look at it and if you like it..become a member! :) Thanks

I love writing stories but I'm going to keep my profile short.

I am in the middle of writing on fanfiction story: Lydia Fletcher (can't think of a name for it)

and one story called New Hope.

I posted New Hope!!! :D

I am a nerk (nerd & geek. and eco-geek) I will be the first to admit that

I am a readaolic:

-manga (Beauty Pop, The tarot Cafe, Death Note and LOADS of others. Fruits basket, Black cat, Tsubasha, Inuyasha, Dragon Drive, Whistle, Full Moon, ect.)

-regular books

-advanced books like Stephen King

I love to draw!

Fav. color: orange and neon green

Fav. book: I don't really know, I read to much! :)

Girly Girl or Tomboy: Tomboy all the way!

Hobbies: Biking, swimming, basketball, baseball, golf (kind of), climbing trees, watching movies, drawing, hanging out with friends, writing, reading, piano, percussion, wrestling with sisters, hiking, doing RANDOM stuff, composing music...basically everything. :D :D :D

Ect.: Something you should know about me...I am VERY, VERY, VERYYYYY RANDOM...hey look! A squirel! XD

Harry Potter:

House: Gryffindor Blood Status: Pure Blood

I also have a Wizard Wrock band called Hogwarts Girls.

Random:

Nerdfighter and proud of it!

Alchemyst Series:

Magical Scent: Cheese! Aura Color: orange mixed with black

RANDOM THINGS NOW

REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
MOM was your hero
and DAD was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when WAR was a card game
and life was SIMPLE and CAREFREE?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still Five Inside... No Matter How Old You Are Now.

Don't take life too seriously... No one makes it out alive anyway!

Quotes:

Forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much!

Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it is hot.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in another direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Handyman's law: cut to fit, beat into place.

He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Work now, make others work later.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I read somewhere that speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!

Men think one of three things at any given time: I want a sandwich, I want a woman, or I want a woman who can make me a sandwich.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the Earth!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose.

Copy and Paste:

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing hysterically, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

I'm not random, you just don't think as fast as me. If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart, etc are Yaoi. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yaoi pairings, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game consul, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls ruled the world, then it would be a better place, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

93 percent of English teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you’re a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this onto your profile.

If you love to write copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end OR pulled an all-nighter because you were reading fan fiction, copy this into your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, paste this into your profile.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.

I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

You say I am not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If i am not cold, then i am hot. Yeah, I know i am hot. Thanks for embracing it!:)

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Don't look at me in that tone!

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you have debate with yourself if you love Ron or Edward more. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you eat so much Halloween candy, you puke, then eat even more. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows with your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is laughing hysterically for an entire bus ride for no apparent reason. Crazy is when break into your friends locker just to them you've been there. Crazy is when you watch reruns of criminal minds all day long, just to make sure you know this certain piece of useless information. Crazy is when you laugh when you watch a scary movie, but are freaked out that the killer's gonna get you when it's over. Crazy is when you skip down the school halls saying in an Irish accent “I killed Sirius Black!” If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!