Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

When Hermione wakes up tied to Draco's bed in Malfoy Manor, he attempts to poison her and then Lucius gives her some rather shocking news over dinner, things seem like they can't get any worse for the poor girl. And then they do.

Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.

Harry Potter is dead. Voldemort is king. But Hermione Granger is alive, and she is very, very angry. DHr

Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.

SEQUEL TO SO BEAUTIFUL! Hermione comes across Draco after 5 years. Can their love ever be now that Hermione has a son and is married? And why won't those deatheaters leave her alone?

A new year at Hogwarts, a new Hermione, actually a drop dead gorgeous Hermione, someone else notices this as well. Will his dangerous desire to have Hermione put her in danger? Hermione is very OOC, so don't flame me now that I've warned you. COMPLETE!

Begins right after HBP and goes through summer. Besides searching for Horcruxes, focus is on the relationship between Harry and Hermione. They are the main characters, but it's not necessarily a romantic relationship. Some HG romance in the background.

Evander Malfoy stumbles onto a world where the Dark Lord is in power, Harry Potter is missing, and Draco Malfoy has just bought Hermione Granger, Evander's unsuspecting mother... in a manner of speaking. DMHG, SEQUEL to Courting Miss Granger, Pre-HBP

“How does it feel? When she thanks you for saving her life?” Blaise said. Draco’s face twisted, mimicking the tightening of his chest. "Like hell.” Draco said. “Maybe you’ve got a heart after all” Blaise whispered. “That makes one of us.” Draco returned.

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

Snape captures Hermione to use her as bait. What happens when his plan goes wrong and he is forced to keep her in his house?COMPLETED! SEE SEQUEL, BEING MRS. SNAPE...Hmm...I guess that's a spoiler alert...

This is... Lord of the Flies, except with boysex instead of killing. A reality TV show, except with the Marauders instead of B-list celebrities. A WIP. And you get to vote on what happens next. It's just that cool.

According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP

Sequel to 'THE CABIN.' Draco and Hermione have both arrived home after Hogwarts and their defeat of Voldemort. Please read The Cabin first. COMPLETE! (Finally...)

Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!