m8camper9
 Author has written 2 stories for Call of Duty, BioShock, and RWBY. I do have a few messed-up ideas for fanfics for a bunch of fields...don't ask me when they'll come out, but they will be disturbing... Minecraft has no definitive characters, so here's what I think of as characters: Herobrine Steve Famous Youtubers Notch Got that? CopyPast/Meme time! NAME AND CONSOLE: m8camper9 on xBox or solo on PC USUAL MAP: WaW: Any custom BlOps: CotD or Moon BlOps2: Mob of the Dead TACTICS: Run. Shoot. Get good gun. Buried is another story. I get 4 players with mikes, get all traps built, get good guns, and set up the traps in the Juggernog alleyway. GREATEST KILL: Headshot with a Colt on round 30. MOST EMBARRASSING DEATH: First death, too. Round 16 on Kino, Mustang and Sally/HK21. Cornered in the upper area of the starting room and shot at my feet. With Mustang and Sally. LUCKIEST ESCAPE: Ran from starting room to the MP40 in Kino. With no ammo. And two dogs nipping at my ass. SOLOIST OR TEAM PLAYER: Listen to my directions or ima slap you with a wet noodle/throw a monkey on your face/activate a round 2 time bomb. Yes, I keep a time bomb for that specific purpose. Top 10 characters/youtubers and questions: 1: Richtofen (COD Zombies) 2: Ruby Rose (RWBY) 3: Benn Down (PlayTheGame) 4: Starfire (Teen Titans) 5: Ghost (CoD: MW2) 6: Reznov (CoD: WaW) 7: Herobrine (Minecraft) 8: Professor Ozpin (RWBY) 9: AC130 Gunner (CoD: MW3) 10: Albert "The Weasel" Arlington Welp...time for awkwardness, considering many of these are guys, and so am I... What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Richtofen) Take my spleen and leave Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering? (Benn) CRABMAN HELP! Number 4 announced she is marrying 10 tomorrow? (Starfire & Weasel) A crime fighter marries a criminal? How ironic... Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Ghost) Is my kitchen still intact? Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Ozpin) Must be coffee withdrawl... Number 9 made fun of all your friends? (AC130 Gunner) Go ahead! I'd rather not die Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Weasel) He's plotting...perfecting his design... Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would 1 do? (Richtofen) What do you think that a mesomaniacal psychotic Nazi scientist would do? You’re on vacation with 2 and you break your leg. What will 2 do? (Ruby) Strap me to a Nevermore and fly it to a hospital...and forget to get me off of it... It’s your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Benn) I don't...I can't...what? You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do? (Starfire) Fly me out You just embarrassed yourself. What does 5 do? (Ghost) Annihilate Complete Retards (ACR) You’re about to marry 10. What is 1’s reaction? (Weasel & Richtofen) Is there any possible way to respond? You got dumped by someone. What does 7 do to cheer you up? (Herobrine) /smite [insert dumpers name here] You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (AC130 Gunner) 105mm Howitzer, 40mm Bofors, 25mm GAU/12 You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Weasel) Fly away on Icarus screaming in fear. Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why? (Richtofen) We stand back to back slaying zombies. Number 3 tells you about his deep love for number 9. Your reaction? (Benn and AC130 Gunner) What? The? Actual? FU-*static* You’re dating 3 and are introduced to her parents. How do you act? (Ruby) Be polite and them beat a pack of Beowolves six ways to Sunday Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Ghost and Reznov) No Number 6 appears to be a player and is breaking many hearts. (Reznov) Well they're all Nazi women so...go at it. You had a haircut and 7 won’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Herobrine) He probably never saw hair before. Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl. What do you say? (Ozpin) Uhh...you could try Glinda...if not there's always coffee... Number 9 is too afraid to confess their love for you and sends an email saying it all. What do you think? (AC130 Gunner) buys Stinger mssile* You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Weasel and Richtofen) Hope to God I don't get noticed and run like hell. You notice 3 and 4 have been in the hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think is going on in there? (Benn and Starfire) Well obviously...Benn is entertaining her with his amazing accent. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Richtofen and Reznov) Nazi Hunter/Nazi Scientist? As Benn would say: NO Would 2 trust 5? (Ruby and Ghost) Honestly, I have no idea... Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens next? (Starfire and Weasel) sees Weasel fly off of Alcatraz without Icarus* If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would it be? (Reznov and Benn) Caviar and steak 7 and 9 apply for a job. What is it? (Herobrine and AC130 Gunner) Terrorists. They both can cause massive social damage OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Role-Playing/TTOC profile Name: Alec "Ice" Damon Theme song: Rallying the Defense -Brendan Allen RWBY OC: Name: Alec "Ice" Damon Want me to describe the world my stories take place in? Well ok! Seeing as this is a Teen Titans/Cod/Minecraft universe...It's basically Jump City, with the 141 stationed 10 miles to the North, Der Riese (Non-zombie) to the east about 5 miles. Weird basement portal leads to Minecraft. And yes, I do have my own room in the Tower and a personal vehicle. Yes, seasons happen! Practically never happens, it seems. Time passes, assholes! I feel like I've touched base on everything...I think... Checklist time! Character quiz: Check Common Sense: Check RP/OC profile: Check Story universe description: Check What in the Nether am I missing? Hmm...oh, yeah! Accepting OC's...maybe. I'll ask in ANs. |
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