Yo! What up? I'm still alive, I promise!

My name's Zeny or you can call me Bucky. I'm 20 years old and studying to go to medical school so anymore I am rarely anywhere. When I can, I love to read, write, draw, ride horses, and swim.

I love languages, so eventually there will be stories in languages other than my native language (English) posted here. Currently I'm learning Spanish, German, and Mandarin Chinese (my current level is very very basic) and I hope to learn others. If you speak Spanish, German or Mandarin and would want to speak/practice with me, drop me a line! ;) Use whatever pronouns you like~

Also, should I eventually post something on here in another language and you see something, anything used wrong or weird, tell me! I just love learning connotation :) Thanks so much for checking this out! -hugs- When I'm active, I'm mostly over on AO3, so if you want to see what I've been reading recently or some of my newer writings head on over there (ZenyZootSuit). One day I'll get around to cross posting everything ;)

Now for some fun(ny) stuff!

The unlucky man is the one who swerved to avoid a moose and hit a bear.

WARNING: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

When life hands you lemons... ask for a refund.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

“Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.”

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls (It's true, I do. Hey a rhyme!)

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn't have said.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you want to fire and/or sue those damn weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large, solid objects, or all of them, even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you've tripped over air, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile

This is getting long.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough* *cough!*

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun!

Funny ways to burn 100 calories:

1. Get stuck in traffic for over an hour

2. Run with scissors for 9 minutes and 30 seconds

3. Haul out the trash 8 times

4. Stand in line for 65 minutes

5. Change 52 diapers

6. Stand in front of the mirror and repeat "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?" 519 times

7. Lie unconcious for 1 hour and 30 minutes

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

You say obsessive like it's a bad thing

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

The road to success is always under construction.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile.

I as an individual have no business judging or caring about who anyone else loves.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Smile: it confuses the enemy

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head.

Don't make a scene? Oh, don't worry, I won't. I'll give you a whole damn Broadway musical!

"I'm not a bitch, I just have a low tolerance for bullshit."- Unknown

NOTE: If you are feeling sad, I recommend IISuperwomanII on youtube! She's amazing and never fails to make me feel better! Plus, she's hilarious and awesome and needs more views/subscribers ;)

Roses are red
Violence will ensue
You’ll wish you hadn’t annoyed me by the time I’m finished with you

...That was long.