I AM THE DOMINATOR! Or at least I like think so. I am a certain age. I live in a place. I think very highly of myself. Isn't it great to know about me? I am a fan of WWE and Kingdom Hearts. I am anti- Harry Potter (until a new book comes out). I hate it when people take my pie.

Here's a mini-story for you:

One day I was born. Years later, I realized I was awesome. Hence the name "The Dominator". It's over!

My favorite word: Superiority

My favorite saying: What are you gonna do?

I like pie. Maybe, if you like my stories, you'll review them. If you don't, I may feel inferiority, the opposite of Superiority.Without Superiority, I wouldn't be "The Dominator". If you take away my domination, I lose happiness. I am also unhappy when someone takes my pie. So don't disarm me of my pie. If you give me happiness you give me my domination. With domination, I remain "The Dominator". Being "The Dominator" gives me Superiority, which is the opposite of inferiority. So review my stories, please. Oh, and don't take my pie.

Here's some strange word play:

Rats spelled backward is star. Most people know that wow spelled backward is wow and eye backward is eye, but do they know racecar spelled backward is still racecar? If you question human nature, this may be scary. The word "live" spelled backward is "evil". There is a word in our language that is four letters and three of them are k,f, and u. Stop and think. Not a cuss word. "Funk" is the answer. Villa backward is alliv which sounds like olive. If you replace the "a" in tank with "u" you get tunk. If you spell tunk backward, you get knut, which is a form of currency in the Harry Potter wizard world. The word "tang" backward is gnat, which is a small annoying bug. Can you find a word that rhymes with silver? Month? Orange? The words rule and lure use the same letters. Antidisestablishmentarianism is a really long word.

Remember my stories are fiction. They're not real. Pie is real.

Funny Stuff I've heard people say (check every so often. Hopefully I'll get to update) :

This commercial is borderlining retarded.- An Uncle

It's not about money. It's about beatin' people. - A family member at a euchre tournament

I won $7 bucks on that one time - A family member reffering to the lottery

Hit 'im in the head!- My uncle during a baseball game

Oh, we weren't going for the head.- My dad during the same game

Maybe you'll read my stories,

The Dominator