First Posted 09-06-06:

Neophyte author. I've been lurking on this site for about a year... too late to have subscribed to the FFML in its heyday, but this is pretty good enough. Finally got up the nerve to try my own hand at writing.

I'd like to thank all the authors out there who introduced me to Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, Gold Digger, Naruto, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Slayers and Tenchi Muyo Ryo-ohki. Your fics intrigued me enough to start buying some of the manga and anime DVD's. I hope to someday write a good enough crossover that will invite other readers to those series that I've enjoyed. (1)

In the meantime, enjoy my story. If enough inspiration comes, I might write a sequel "Barney Does Nerima"!

Avis "Bird of Prey" de Rapina

(1) If you guys liked the footnotes, check out Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.

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Updated 12-14-06:

Just uploaded my second story. I hope it does well. I plan to extend this to about 4 or 5 chapters if there is enough demand for this kind of humor.

I'm still not sure if I should extend "Kasumi's Final Move." I only have a few drabbles, but not enough to make a cohesive chapter.

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Updated 1-7-07:

My third story is now on its second chapter in its second day. I know somebody's going to protest that the chapters are too short.

That's deliberate. "The Devil in Miss Tendo" is morphing into something longer than I had intended. Trying to keep it to 6 chapters, as originally planned, is making for chapters longer than I can finish, proofread, post on TFF for comments, etc. in less than a week. I started "Sexy Moms, Horny Losers" as an exercise to see how short I can make a consistent chapter.

Besides, I wasn't sure if anybody else knew Sexy Losers. Apparently some do.

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Updated 2-16-07:

Now working on a Ranma/Hinako story that crosses over with Because I'm the Goddess! Prologue is 90-percent complete and in the preview process. Posting it will be withheld until I have 2 chapters ready.

SMHL and tDiMT also have some progress. Updates should be posted in a few weeks.

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Updated 3-30-07:

The Prologue to "Because I'm the Sensei" is now posted. I've learned from past mistakes; it contains the 1st 2 chapters that were previewed on TFF.

SMHL and tDiMT are updating sporadically; just not the chapters that are chronologically next to those already posted here. I'm also looking for a good site to post the smuttier parts of tDiMT. All of the sites I've checked-out disturb the layout of my uploaded chapters. After working on those 'poems' in the disclaimers, I'd like it if they were properly formatted on-screen. Once I find a good enough site I'll post the FFN-compliant version simultaneously.

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Updated 4-12-07:

"The Devil in Miss Tendo" is now officially a lemon. An edited version of Chapter 4, Part 1 was uploaded yesterday. The story gets smuttier from hereon. I'm not sure of how dirty I can keep the version posted here. I'll try to keep this site updated with compliant versions. For the uncensored versions, look for them under my name on MediaMiner.org or under my alias "bop" (for 'bird of prey') on FicWad.com in the Ranma ½ sections.

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Updated 4-22-07:

I was bored and came up with a short fic yesterday. It was the 21st of April. My muse had quit on me midway through my ELC-4 entry. I'm still undecided over how to write the latest chapters of my existing stories. The wife's at work. I've got the day off. The cable's on the fritz. And there are no new movies good enough to drive through traffic to watch.

I think I'll see how much mischief I can drum-up with a one-shot spamfic.

You have been warned. "Spring of Drowned YFG" is now up.

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Updated 5-11-07:

Sorry for taking so long with this update to "Sexy Moms, Horny Losers"; I've been reading more than writing of late. I've also been looking for a way to explain why the sisters didn't keep in touch and why Genma left... Please read the chapter and let me know if I pulled it off.

There are no new cameos from the Sexy Losers crowd... though I did fuse Nodoka and Madame X. We'll have more of them in the next chapter.

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Updated 10-5-07:

I Aten't Dead!

I still have pieces of "The Devil in Miss Tendo" and "Sexy Mom, Horny Losers" on my hard drive. I'm still waiting for inspiration to strike re Nabiki's furo confession. I blame JKR. The way Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows came out really hurt my inner Harmonian. I've been bingeing on fics at Portkey to compensate.

Ah, me. Guess I'd better get back to writing.

Finally decided to polish and post a part of the ELC-4 entry that I was working on last March. I'm still not sure if I will finish it. In any case, "A Carrot-and-Stick Approach" is now up.

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