Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

Craaazy stuff happens at Hogwarts. In all honesty, I have no idea what I was on when I wrote this but I hope it's at least MILDLY entertaining. Kept me awake during work, though. If you die from The Stupid after reading, please don't sue me. Review!

Ever wonder where those Mary Sues come from? No, it's not when one bad story and another bad story love each other very much...Ever wonder what motivates such mindnumbing fanfiction? Harry doesn't. He's just happy to be so popular.

Ron has become more annoying than usual. And everybody knows annoying is a close sibling of sexy. Wait...it's not? Crap. Now Hermione's overactive mind has to find another reason to explain why she found him so distracting.

She's a Prefect, He's a Marauder; and falling in love might be the best thing that ever happened to either Lily or James. Set during their 6th Year with the rest of MWPP. RATED PRE-OotP - story content may not follow canon revealed in Book 5

Sirius Black sits in the kitchen at Grimmauld Place on New Year's Eve, when in walks Ginny Weasley. She's pretty and he's a bit smashed, but she's supposed to be with Harry. What happens? This is a missing moment from OotP, and is part of my juvenilia.