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List of IZ question I'm sure you're familiar with

Q: If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

A: Deelishus Weenie stand

Q: Which IZ Character would you date?

A: Tak

Q: Which IZ character is your best friend?

A: Gir or Mimi

Q: Which IZ character do you hate?

A: Skoodge, he's so short

Q: Your favorite IZ episode(s)?

A: Tak: The Hideous New Girl

Q: Your favorite IZ character?

A: Tak

Q: Favorite Almighty Tallest?

A: Miyuki

Q: Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

A: I would go and knock him out for killing Miyuki

Q: You just got 2 tickets to see a concert, who do you take with you?

A: Tak

Q: You accidentally got stranded on a desert island...who got stranded with you?

A: Definitely Tak... She's very lovely

Q: Zim has asked you to help repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

A: Push Tenn over to him and go do it with Tak

Q: Favorite IZ pairing?

A: Zim and Tenn

Q: You and the Tallest are on the massive...

A: Laughing at Zim

Q: If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be?

A: Doing stuff with Tak

Q: Favorite IZ quote?

A: "You're a bigger fool than I've ever imagined... HUH?"

Q: Favorite Zim moment?

A: "I have come to acknowledge your feelings for me, and I congratulate you for recognizing my superiority in choosing me as your love-pig! Feel Honored!"

"THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JELLY!"

"YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!"

"Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP!?"

Q: Favorite Dib moment?

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!...whatever."

Q: Favorite GIR moment?

A: DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM! THE END! OOH! WASSAT?!

I MADE MASHED PITATOES!

"Are we gonna ride the sun home?"

"I made it myself!"

Test found on dA. Name: Vipe Sue-ifiers: add 1 [ ] An Irken with a human name. [ ] A name chosen specifically with special meaning. [ ] Wears human clothes [ ] Human way of life, or lives on Earth. [ ] Lives on Earth without any explanation. [ ] Was an experiment of some sort. [ ] Is a rebel [X] Is born naturally [ ] Has no Pak [ ] Hate the Tallest/s [ ] The Tallest/s have done something specifically to them or their loved ones. [ ] Is or was an Invader (Does not count if they were on the IZ registery) [ ] Is a scientist. [ ] Is a doctor. [x ] Is an Elite (yes the actual small special ops group) [ ] Is considered extremely beautiful/handsome [ ] Has very long antennae (Sorry, no Irken in the show or registry had super long antennae) [ ] Has overly detailed or flamboyant clothing (that does not fit their personality). [ ] Abuses drugs (heroin, meth, pot, cocaine or Irken/alien equivalents) [ ] Smokes (just cigarettes) [ ] Is an alcoholic. [ ] An eye color unnatural to Irkens (Anything that isn't a varient of purple, red, green, or brown) [ ] Has a different color for each eye (Doesn't matter what two colors) [ ] Is a defective (physical or mental) Current points:1 Uncommon: (2 points) [ ] Enhanced mystical or scientifically (super speed, mechanical limbs, faster natural healing) [X ] Has a cool nickname or self given title. [ ] Has overly detailed or flamboyant antennae/eyelashes. (more than one tip, stripes/spots/zizags, peircings, dyed tips, heartshaped curls, or shaped specifically after a shape or item) [ ] Alcoholic without consequence (Never gets hangovers, throw up, organ damage) [ ] Addicted to drugs without consequence (doesn't withdraw, hallucinate, fuctions normally etc) [ ] Is insane [ ] Is a hybrid of 2 or more species (Vortken, Human+Irken, Silhouette+Human etc) [ ] Cannibal [ ] Mass Murderer [ ] Resistance leader [ ] Has a mental disorder [ ] Split personality [ ] Taller than the Tallest (They're called Tallest for a reason) [ ] Have been raped [ ] Is a rapist [x ] Has single handedly defeated hordes of people [ ] Is a genius in 1 feild of study (science/medicine/combat) [ ]Is a genius in more than 1 field of study (Multiply by 2 for each feild) [ ] Uses a weapon from earth (handgun or Japanese katana. Multiply by 2 if they use a scythe) [X] Carries a momento of a loved one or from a past deed. [ ] Was forced into slavery. [ ] Was abused. [X ] Lost a lover or loved one. [ ] Are they driven by revenge? (Multiply by 2 if they want to revenge against the Tallest) Current Points: Unnatural: (3 points) [ ] Is based on social and ethnic stereotypes (geishas, cowboys, emos, goths) [ ] Can use magic of some sort [ ] Has no weaknesses [ ] Immortal [X ] Is related to a Canon character (Zim's sister, Tallest Red's father) [X ] Is in love with a Canon character. [X] Canon character loves them back [X ] In a relationship with a Canon character (IE: Zim/Dib/Tallest Red) [ ] Looks alot like a main character (Like Dib but with BLONDE hair) [ ] acts alot like a main character (Running around like GIR) [ ] Has hair, tail, wings (multiply by 3 for each of these your character has) [ ] Is half demon or has demonic traits infused into them [ ] Can use supernatural powers. (Read minds or levitate objects) [ ] Is part or full vampire. Current Points:16 De-Suifiers: ( Subtract 1 to score for each) [ ] Over weight (chunky, chubby) [ ] Are plain looking. (Nothing special but nothing bad) [ ] Phsyical defect that hinders (extra arm that can't move, blind, deaf) [ ] Mental disorder that hinders (paranoia or hallucinations) [ ] Has a phobia (Subtract 1 for each phobia) [ ] Has obvious bad habits (Doesn't bathe, bad hygiene, bites nails) [ ] Menial job or normal citizen (works as a fast food employee, or is unemployed) [X ] Works in the military or is a fighter who has actual scars. [ ] Have been raped and have issues with sex now. [ ] Are homeless and struggle living day to day. [ ] Is a smeet (child) [ ] Selfish and self centered [ ] Can't fight for beans [ ] Is physically weak (scrawny, wimpy) Current Points: De-Suifiers 2: (Subtract 2) [ ] Ugly (not nice to look at at all) [ ] Is morbidly obese (Way over the chubby point) [X ] Is middle to old aged. [ ] Bad personality (easilly irate or mean) [ ] Awkward or studders/stares (just a strange person) [ ] Mentally handicapped (Actually retarded or autistic) Final score: 14 Total: -26 to -5 (Anti-Sue) Looks like your character either has too many flaws making them annoying in their own right, or have no personality whatsoever. You might want to add some traits to them -4 to 15 (Normal Character) Your character has a good balance of good and bad. It's probably best not to tweak them too much more than this. 16 to 30 (Border Sue) You're bordering Sue-dom but your character is still interesting. Stop while you're ahead. 31 to 116 (Mary Sue) Mary Sue. Plain and simple.