I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt -

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

16 things to do at Walmart

1.Get Twenty four boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking!

2.Set the alarm clocks in the electronics to go off in five minute intervals!

3.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms!

4.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an afficial tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens!

5.GO to the sevice desk and ask them to put a bag of M&MS on lay away!

6.Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" sign onto a carpeted area!

7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell the other shoppers you'll let them in if they'll bring the pillows from the bedding department!

8.When a clerk asks you if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9.Look straight into a camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose!

10.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if they know where the anit-depressents are!

11.Dart around the store suscpiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" Theme song!

12.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels!

13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..."NO NO! ITS THE VOICES AGAIN!"

15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu I choose you!"

Repost if you laughed or are thinking about doing one or more of these!