Hi, everyone! It's been quite a while (um... 1 year? 2 years?) since I've been active on Fanfiction, and it's high time I update my profile. Here you go! Feel free to read the entire thing if you're feeling stalker-ish. :)

My Basic Information

Name: Bianca tabbycat (No real names for obvious reasons)

Gender: Female (Obviously... Do males even read fanfiction?)

Age: Of Fanfiction age

Where I live: Hong Kong

Favorite books/ Books I read (So what if I'm a bookworm?): Harry Potter, Septimus Heap, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Chronicles of Narnia, Divergent, Nancy Drew, Roald Dahl books... The list goes on and on (and on and on and on).

Favorite TV shows: CSI: NY (SMacked! Dantana!), Hawaii Five-0, Castle, Sherlock

Favourite (and only) anime: Free!

My Principles

IMPORTANT: I write Fanfictions purely for the joy it gives me and the satisfaction that my readers likes it. I know I'm not all that much of a writer, so if you don't like it, fine - just don't read it. Just in case you don't know, flamers are definitely not appreciated.

News Flash

10/2/2012: Readers keen on reading "Pickup Lines", I am so sorry! I am currently having this gigantic writer's block, and I am stuck. Completely and utterly stuck. So yeah... Bear with me, please! I promise I'd update as soon as I move aside this writer's block. Anyone want to help me huff and puff and blow the block away?

A long time ago: I posted a new story, The Trouble Trilogy, under a new account, Black Triplets, with two other authors, Zoe tabbycat and AddictedtoReadingJC. It's about the children of Sirius Black and Lily Evans. Click on the link below for the profile...

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2804764/The_Black_Triplets

Stuff about My Stories

Disclaimer (I always forget to put this in chapters): The clock on the mantelpiece could tick till the end of time, but even then, the wonderful world of Harry Potter and CSI: NY (and other fanfics to come) still wouldn't belong to me.

Favorite characters/pairings (they won't be all boyfriend-girlfriend relationship): Dark Harry, HP/HG, HG/DM, HG/FW, HG/TMR, JP/LE. (Okay! I confess to being a Hermione fan...)

Least favorite pairings: RW/Anyone (Sorry about this, Ron-lovers!)

The Dumbledore Family in Harry's New Mother:

Honoria Athena Minerva McGonagall Dumbledore & Lilybelle Poppy Dawn McGonagall Dumbledore - twins, 15 years old

Jira Brain Kyle McGonagall Dumbledore - 14 years old

Kate Ariana Nancy McGonagall Dumbledore, Zoe Artemis Faye McGonagall Dumbledore & Bianca Ella Felicity McGonagall Dumbledore - triplets, 13 years old

Isabella Phoebe Loretta McGonagall Dumbledore & Isabelle Hannah Louisa McGonagall Dumbledore - twins, 12 years old

Julian Leroy Darrell McGonagall Dumbledore & James Francis Damien McGonagall Dumbledore - twins, 11 years old

Sagitta Hermione Jean McGonagall Dumbledore - 10 years old

Jordan Wulfric Benjamin McGonagall Dumbledore, Adam Dylan Percival McGonagall Dumbledore & Byron Sean Nigel McGonagall Dumbledore - triplets, 9 years old

Jezebel Thalia Katherine McGonagall Dumbledore, Sirius Albus Remus McGonagall Dumbledore & Jessica Rose Jasmine McGonagall Dumbledore - triplets, 8 years old

There you go. They are all children of Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore. For those who think they are too old or there are too much children: in my imagination, wizards and witches could have children even when they're like, eighty. (They are magical, aren't they?)

Shattered Glass

Below are the link(s) for items in my story. Enjoy!

Link for the locket Ellie bought:

For people who are too bored and have nothing to do and is reading my profile for a distraction from the boredom, I'd also suggest you read Zoe tabbycat and AddictedtoReadingJC's stories. They both have good ideas and I assure you their stories are very entertaining!

Now... The fun stuff!!!

You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname, myspace or Facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss (teacher) doesn't even have the ability to do your work.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Strange Minds

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My Harry Potter Life (Although the author of this survey made this way too Mary Sue-ish, it’s still fun to post it here. I did edit it slightly, though… :D)

Name: Holly Williams
Blood status: Half-blood
Appearance: Petite, dark brown hair, deep blue eyes
Wand: 9 inches and a half, hazel with unicorn hair, quite springy
House: Ravenclaw
Best friend: Hermione Granger, Cho Chang and Luna Lovegood
Boyfriend: Harry Potter
Year: Same as Harry
Best Class: Charms
Worst Class: Divination

Your past
You grew up in a part-Muggle, part-Wizard community. Your father was a wizard, and your mother was a Muggle. Your father was thrilled when you got your letter. He took you to Diagon Ally and you bought all your supplies. He told you of his days in Hogwarts, and you found that he had been good friends with James Potter in school. They paired up with each other in DADA in the old days. You were excited to go to Hogwarts, but you were afraid of leaving your mother and father for a whole year. You always return home for Christmas.

What people think of you
Harry Potter: This may sound corny, but that girl is my entire life. Apart from my friends and the Weasleys, she’s the only one who actually sees me as Harry and not the Boy-Who-Lived. We’ve been dating for two years now and I love her to death already. She's sweet, funny, beautiful, smart, and… Well, she's perfect!

Ron Weasley: Holly? Oh, she’s okay. A great sense of humor, smart, and she gets on with everyone. Spends a lot of time in the library too – just like Hermione. Is she pretty, you say? I guess so, but what’s important is that she lets me copy her homework! Occasionally…

Hermione Granger: We're the best of friends! She's funny and smart, just like me! I think she's absolutely perfect for Harry; he just adores her! Not to mention they're also cute together. But anyway, Holly’s a wonderful girl. I know I'm lucky to call her my best friend.

Luna Lovegood: We read the Quibbler together. She stands up for me when people call me Loony Luna. She's one of my closest friends. I think I should get her some Twirling Flinkers; they’re tiny dancing fairies, but a different species from the ones you see on the Christmas trees. Would you like to see one sometime?

Cho Chang: My best buddy. We're Ravenclaw sisters forever! I just love her to pieces!

Fred Weasley: My brother's girlfriend. What? No, not Ron! Harry’s so close he’s almost part of the family… Anyway, back to the topic – Holly. She's bloody hot, wish I could've gotten her first.

George Weasley: Couldn't agree more, Gred! Harry's a lucky little git.

Ginny Weasley: I see her and Harry snogging in the hallway so often I lost count. They – are – so – sweet!!! She's like the sister I never had!

Draco Malfoy: Holly Williams? I have potions with her. She's nice and cute... but dating Potter. Shame. That’s a crime in itself.

Crabbe: What Malfoy said. *Eats a cupcake*

Goyle: Yeah... Where'd you get that cupcake, Crabbe?

Pansy Parkinson: I can't stand her. She's quite annoying, always chattering about schoolwork, though she’s slightly better than buck-toothed Granger. Heard she’s dating Potter, though. Eww!

Cedric Diggory (before his death, obviously): She’s really nice and very funny. She's cute too, and she hangs with Cho.

Oliver Wood: Apparently she made the Ravenclaw Quidditch team this year, and she’s a fairly good Chaser... She's nice, even though I’m not supposed to interact with members of other Quidditch teams. So… DIE, RAVENCLAW! WE’RE GONNA SLAUGTER YOU!

Dean Thomas: A sweet girl, always hanging out in our common room with Harry. But the best thing about her? She’s a West Ham supporter!

Neville Longbottom: She's so nice to me! I kind of fancy her, but she's Harry's. She's really nice and funny. Beautiful too.

Parvati Patil: She's nice, I suppose. I wouldn’t really know. And no, I am not jealous. Haven’t you heard? I have a perfectly nice boyfriend now – very obligating too, thank you very much.

Professor Dumbledore: A great student, one of the smartest in her year, a very good future! She always makes me laugh when we speak! Now, lemon drop?

Professor McGonagall: Wonderful girl, very witty. Always hands in her homework on time. Why are you asking me all this again?

Professor Snape: I remember her father from my days at Hogwarts. He hung out with Potter – James Potter, that is. I don't like her. I was about to give her an Acceptable instead of Exceed Expectations in Potions, but Albus caught me at it… Meddling old fool.

Professor Flitwick: Excellent at charms! Bright too, and she bends over when she speaks to me… Makes me feel normal for once. What? You’re asking me why I’m so short? Ten points off… Wait, you’re not even a student!

DADA professors: A good student, but she excels more at defense than offense when dueling.

Professor Sprout: Obedient, and great with plants too! Though there was that one little accident…

Hagrid: She's a friendly lass. Harry’s girlfriend too!

Sirius Black: Harry’s girlfriend and best friend. Any friend of Harry's is a friend of mine. Ooh, and she might be my goddaughter-in-law too!

Lupin: I loved her in my class! Asked loads of questions, almost enough to rival Hermione.

Tonks: Such a fabulous girl with great taste! She always compliments my hair!

Future
During the battle of Hogwarts you fight alongside your friends, defeating many Death Eaters. You survive the battle. You cry with the Weasley family when you find out about Fred's death. (I still can't believe Rowling killed him. Totally unacceptable! If I could sue her, I would.) A few years later you get a job at St. Mungo’s, where you work as a trainee Healer before you were promoted to Healer Williams. Harry asks you to marry him on your 22nd birthday and you say yes! You get married at the Burrow with Hermione and Luna as your bridesmaids and have two children, one boy and one girl – the perfect deal.

I am... Air, the Element of Freedom and Peace

Personality
Air is the bubbliest element of all and can make any situation the best. They are free-spirited and love to try new things. They may be shy for awhile around certain people but only take a few minutes to lighten up. They are the only element that actually takes time to smell the roses. Air can also be a worry-wart and has to plan everything out in their day, but usually takes time to work out all the bugs. They are almost never angry and have a great love for all living things. Air is very bright and active spirit and is an awesome person to be around. First impressions are important to air elements; they are neither hateful nor friendly for the first impression. If an air element is mad its temper can be twice as bad as a fire element.

Friends
Air elements have many friends that will be life-long mates because you are a very likable person.

Future
Air elements are big dreamers as you can say they have their heads in the clouds 24/7. They have everything planned out about their life at an early age including what they want to do, where they want to live, and their love life figured out. Airs don’t have a specific place where they would want to start their life; it usually just depends on their career.

Love life
Water: Water isn’t an element that air would take an interest to. Waters are more of the realist and Airs are more of the dreamers.
Fire: Fire is most likely the best choice of a mate for an air element. Fire, just like Air, has an upbeat attitude that anyone would die for.
Earth: Earth just like water – more of a realist that will shatter Air’s hopes and dreams.

Colors: Light Colors (Pink, Grey…)

Season: Fall

Astrological signs: Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius

Fun Quiz

List 12 of your favorite characters in no specific order:

1. Hermione Granger

2. Draco Malfoy

3. Harry Potter

4. Luna Lovegood

5. Minerva McGonagall

6. Albus Dumbledore

7. Ginny Weasley

8. Blaise Zabini

9. James Potter

10. Lily Evans

11. Remus Lupin

12. Nymphadora Tonks

Let the fun begin…

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic?

Have I ever read an Albus Dumbledore/Remus Lupin fic? NO! My mind will be forever scarred by mental images if I did!

2. Is 4 hot? How hot?

Is Luna Lovegood hot? No. I’m a girl, and I am not a lesbian. But she is pretty…

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

What would happen if Nymphadora Tonks got Blaise Zabini pregnant? Shouldn’t it be the other way round? But if that happened (which it never would), then at the full moon, when Remus transformed into a werewolf, he would sneak to the Slytherin dorms and murder Blaise in his sleep. When that was all said and done, Remus would kill himself because Tonks didn’t love him any more… (burst into tears) I don’t like my idea; it’s so tragic!

4. Can you think of any fics about 9?

Can I think of any fics about James Potter? Duh… YES! Just search for them in my Favourite Stories; I have quite a few.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Would Draco Malfoy and Albus Dumbledore make a good couple? No. (smiles sweetly before throwing up)

6. Do you prefer 5/9 or 5/10?

Do I prefer Minerva McGonagall/James Potter or Minerva McGonagall/Lily Evans? NEITHER! I’m seriously regretting filling this in… But it's too much fun.

7. What if 7 walked in on in on 2 and 12 kissing?

What if Ginny Weasley walked in on Draco Malfoy and Nymphadora Tonks kissing? Forget about Ginny’s reaction; I will CRY. How could Draco betray Hermione? Shame on you!

8. Is there such a thing as 1/8 fluff?

Is there such a thing as Hermione Granger/Blaise Zabini fluff? I suppose there are some out there… I just haven’t read them. I happened to be obsessed with Dramione.

9. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

Suggest a title for a Ginny Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks hurt/comfort fic. Um… That would only happen if their boyfriend/fiancé/family died. Maybe “Heart of Glass”? Could mean that hearts are easily broken… Lame title, I know. Pretend you didn’t read this.

10. Do any of your friends consider 3 hot?

Do any of my friends consider Harry Potter hot? I’m pretty sure they do. Though one person in particular would insist Draco Malfoy is hotter. That friend… You know who you are. (smirk)

11. Do any of your friends draw or write 11?

Do any of my friends draw or write Remus Lupin? Nope. Wait a second… This question is actually halfway normal!

12. Would you or any of your friends write a 2/4/5 fic?

Would any of my friends or I write a Draco Malfoy/Luna Lovegood/Minerva McGonagall fic? No… If they do, I would happily send them packing to the Hospital for the Mentally Unstable.

13. If you wrote a song fic about 8, what song would you choose?

If I wrote a song fic about Blaise Zabini, what song would I choose? Well… I really have no idea. Next question, please.

14. If you wrote a 12/6/1 song fic, what would the warning be?

If I wrote a Nymphadora Tonks/Albus Dumbledore/Hermione Granger song fic, what would the warning be? Easy one – Warning: Unexplained craziness ahead. Suitable only for the mentally ill.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about 9?

When was the last time I read a fic about James Potter? Not sure. Last week, maybe? It wasn’t very well-written; I quit after the first few paragraphs.

16. 1 and 7 were in a happy relationship until 7 dumped 1 for 9. 1, broken-hearted, goes on a date with 11, who had had an unhappy break up with 12. 12, meanwhile, followed the wise advice of 5 and found true love with 3.

Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley were in a happy relationship until Ginny dumped Hermione for James Potter. Hermione, broken-hearted, goes on a date with Remus Lupin, who had had an unhappy break up with Nymphadora Tonks. Tonks, meanwhile, followed the wise advice of Minerva McGonagall and found true love with Harry Potter. Okay… THIS IS COMPLETELY MESSED UP AND DISGUSTING. Is there some way I can erase my memory?

17. What title would you give this fic?

The Complete Chronicles of Crazy Chaos. Fitting title, isn’t it? Not to mention I like the alliteration.

Funny Quotes (Well... Not all of them are funny, but I'd bet a Galleon you'd love them anyway!)

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them nearly as much.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There are three kinds of people: Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.

Whoever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved their countries' problems?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

Calling someone fat doesn't make you skinnier, and calling someone ugly doesn't make you prettier.

Nobody is worth your tears. And the one that is won't make you cry.

Be insane... because well-behaved girls never made history.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my superpowers.

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited, imagination encircles the world.

It has been said 'time heals all wounds'. I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens, but it is never gone.

Better to write for youself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.

Every cloud doesn't have a silver lining. Don't fall for this drivel. It's just deeply unscientific propaganda put out by optimists. In fact, it's more likely that every cloud has a lead lining which means all our reservoirs are full of poisoned water.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

There are two ways to slice easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Lots of your friends want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.

Some say the glass is half empty. Some say the glass is half full. I say, "Are you gonna drink that, or stare at it all day?"

I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Conclusion: I am perfect!

Always laugh when you can. It's cheaper than medicine…

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Life is not the amount of breaths you take; it’s the moments that take your breath away…

The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.

A recent study shows that men who are married live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you.

When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil.

I found life’s answers in my room. The fan said, "Be cool." The roof said, "Aim high." The window said, "See the world." The clock said, "Every minute is precious." The mirror said, "Reflect before you act." The calender said, "Be up to date." The door said, "Push hard for your goals." The carpet said, "Kneel down and pray."

And so... This is the end of my profile. Enjoy reading!

Bianca tabbycat :D