assassinballerinahide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, and Hobbit. I like lots of fandom stuff and lots of OTPs. :) Quotes: "I fell down a hole and followed my nose!" - Phillipe Gaston, Ladyhawke "Savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean Ezra: "Well, sir, now that we are rid of that loathesome curmudgeon, you may effect my emancipation." "Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated then!" - Calvin and Hobbes "If you take advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." - Book, Firefly "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you." - Mal, Firefly "I almost ordered a Russian bride once. You know, a Czech-mate…" - Castle |
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Coming to Terms by kkurtenbach5 reviews
Charlie is figuring out how to deal with the loss of basically everyone in her life after shutting down emotionally for months. She hadn't imagined that Bass would be the person she would turn to. In fact, she never thought to imagine that he would trust her at all. - Charloe ****** I fixed chapter 9. It now contains smut.*******
Revolution - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,555 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Miles M., Charlie M., Bass M., Connor B.
Love Games by DevynQ reviews
Charlie finds herself stranded in the wilderness, terrifyingly alone. Well, Sebastian Monroe being the one exception, though she's not entirely sure he counts, not after what he's done to her and her family. S2/E4 right after those morons drug Charlie and Monroe swoops in to save her. The story continues from there! DISCONTINUED.
Revolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,657 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Charlie M., Bass M.]
Fortune's Fools by Delylah reviews
A collection of drabbles from the Revolution universe, mostly Charloe (Charlie Matheson x Bass Monroe) related. Some are pre-ship, some are shippy. (this story used to be titled "The Second Time" but that is now the first chapter)
Revolution - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Charlie M., Bass M. - Complete
Forced Vacation by Lilith626 reviews
The leverage team hasn't had a day off since before their stint in Juarez which is wearing especially hard on the retrieval specialist. Attempting not to let the team down Eliot tries to keep pushing himself past his limits.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 130 - Words: 139,427 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Eliot S.
Felicity and Slade by pameblina reviews
Felicity and Slade have an unforgettable meeting and soon find they're attracted to one another. Felislade with hints of Olicity. I own nothing. No beta, all mistakes are mine. Inspired be redtoes!
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Slade W./Deathstroke, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
Enjoying the view by redtoes reviews
Slade in Starling City. Training with Oliver, flirting with Felicity, being his usual dangerously charming self. Response to a prompt from BeijingDoll on tumblr.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,775 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Felicity S./Overwatch, Slade W./Deathstroke, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, John D./Spartan - Complete
Brother for Sale by BeansShadow reviews
Kili and his brother haven't always gotten on so famously. Not necessarily a part of the Hearts and Minds series, but in the same verse. Kili/OFC. Slight hurt/comfort
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Polka Dotted Cowboys by Knowing Grace reviews
Adam has just arrived home from college, but things aren't as they were before. At every turn he seems to butt heads with Little Joe. Will illness and a close call with death make them friends again?
Bonanza - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Adam C., Little Joe C. - Complete
Rebellion by Visage reviews
An afternoon of chopping wood doesn't go quite as planned. Originally written for a Prompt Challenge years and years ago.
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Adam C. - Complete
Dust Claimed Him by Schryosel reviews
AU ending to S2 finale. Oneshot. "She only sees how the man gradually fading before her will become part of it all. And as the last remnants of his life linger at the tips of her fingers, she knows there is nothing she can do about it."
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Marian, Guy of Gisborne
Lady Marian and the Three Gift Givers by traveller19 reviews
An RH Fairy Tale...ish. The men of Nottingham try to win the heart of Lady Marian.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Marian, Allan A D. - Complete
Siren Song by nightingales-rose reviews
Christine experiences the darker aspects of one of Erik's many talents . . .
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Hatteress and the Kindly Knave by Jacquelina-Comm reviews
Ameliana "Amy" Potter and Lucasso "Lucas" O'Hara are best friends who fall down the rabbit hole. How will it affect their relationship when they find that their birth fathers are enemies?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne
Curse of the Teenage Pirate by Jacquelina-Comm reviews
Another girl-falls-into-Curse of the Black Pearl story. I like those. Laverne Audrium falls into Curse of the Black Pearl, and finds that she is cursed as well, but not in the same way that Barbosa is. No romance between Jack and Laverne.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Complete
A small problem in the Caribbean by Jacquelina-Comm reviews
Danielle is sent to the Caribbean and meets Jack, Will and Elizabeth. But why is she there? And why is she only six inches tall? Sorry for any inconsistancies. I haven't seen the movie in a while. JS/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011
Matter of Pride by Alex Kade reviews
OW: My usual antics using Four Corners' unsuspecting gambler as bait - though I think he may be starting to catch on... See what happens in a fight between him and a certain irritable gunslinger...
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Ezra S., Chris L. - Complete
Panned Cakes by x.Radish.x reviews
"I sifted the flour," he announced in a tone of great self-importance. "I'm better at sifting than Minion."
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Betrayal's Wake by traveller19 reviews
Djaq is vulnerable, Will is angry, and Much is Much. A postscript to episode 2x05: Ducking and Diving. Written for The Robin Hood Fan Community's Postscripts/ Missing Scenes Ficathon.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Will S., Djaq - Complete
Movie Night by Capt. Cow reviews
crackfic! The outlaws spend their movie night watching a film that confuses them slightly...Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
The Other Side of Cain by ErinM reviews
If you can't run with the Tin Man... post-series
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Cain, DG - Complete
The Blessing by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
How did our characters live following the movie? Fugitives from the French king's soldiers find supernatural aid in the forest.
Ladyhawke - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Not Now, Not Ever by Lucibell reviews
DG stumbles and the Tin Man catches her...
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007 - DG, Cain - Complete
Monopoly by misunderstoodemon reviews
the boys play a game, but is it what it seems, and who will win?
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Truth or Dare Seven Style by Celesta SunStar reviews
The guys decide to have a game of Truth or Dare, Seven Style. An answer for the Community Zero March Challenge.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Complete
The Seven Deadly Hangovers by Sue reviews
The men of the Magnificent Seven struggle to recover from Buck's particularly raucous New Year's Eve party.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/29/2000
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That's My Boys reviews
When Kili wanders from camp farther than Uncle Thorin told him to, he deeply regrets forgetting his bow and arrows when a group of elves start to bully him.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Kíli, Fíli - Complete
Cold Memories reviews
Christine experiences regret and guilt about her life changing decision, even years later.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Christine, Erik - Complete
A Candle In The Darkness reviews
Three years have dragged by since Christine left and Erik has nothing to live for...until a small angelic child pays him a visit and proves he still has a heart. One shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Erik - Complete
I Heart Gimli reviews
Gimli, Legolas and Aragorn are walking through Wal*Mart when they run into a Gimli fangirl. One shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete