Hello! Yes, I'm a newbie so bear with me for awhile while I get used to this. Though I have been reading fanfictions on Fanfiction.net for a long while now and I have been writing stories for a long time I am still new to the site! I will hopefully be able to update every month(Sorry about lateness but I want my chapters to be well made)

Info about me:

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Anime(Fanfics) Likes:

Naruto mainly

Black Butler

No. 6

One Piece

Bleach(sometimes)

AND many more that I can't think of at the moment(I hate when that happens...)

I also love crossovers :)!

...plus others I can't remember at the moment...

Movie, Book, etc(fanfics) Likes:

Lord of The Rings(Again crossover with Naruto and normally only oc's)

Aliens Alien vs Predator(HumanxAlien mostly)

Walking Dead(Is there really anyone that doesn't like this show?)

Lion King(lol)

and others!

Fav. Characters:

Naruto:

Sakura(STRONG. I dislike her being weak very much)

Kakashi

Shikamaru

Neji

Akatsuki(Yes, even Zetsu, Kakzuzu and Kisame)

Gai and Lee

and really most of the Naruto people.

One Piece:

Luffy

Zoro

Sanji

Shanks and others.

Black Butler:

Snake

Sebastian

Ciel

Grell

Finnian

Tanaka

Agni

Undertaker

Soma(I love this character the most right behind Sebastian!)

Bleach:

Renji

Aizen

Momo

Hisagi

Toushirou

Grimmjow

Gin

Uryuu

Byakuya

Shunsui

Nell

Kaname

Kaien

Yoruichi

Ukitake

Ulquoirra,

Urhara

Kenpachi.

Lord of the Rings:

Gandalf

Aragorn

Arwen

Frodo

Gimli

Gollum

Legolas

Sam

Treebeard(You can like a tree right..?)

Aliens vs Predators:

I love all of the Alien and Predator movies!

I love Aliens and Predators.

The Walking Dead:

Daryl

Rick

Carl

Maggie

Glen

Carol

Hershel

Govenor(strangely enough)

(Hate Shane, Andrea and Lori)

Lion King:

Everyone in Lion King mostly Scar though.

Pairings(Not going to list them all -.-):

SakuraxNarutoxSasuke

SakuraxShikamaru

SakuraxNeji

SakuraxNejixShikamaru

SakuraxKakashi

SakuraxAkatsuki(Whether its just Sakurax1 or Sakuraxall)

SakuraxGaara

SakuraxGenma

SakuraxLegolas

SakuraxAragorn

SakuraxSabastian

Sakurax(Any Bleach male characters that I typed above)

HinataxNaruto

InoxShikamaru

InoxChoji

GlenxMaggie

DarylxCarol

AlienxHuman

PredatorxHuman

AragornxArwen

(Thats all i'm going to list. Lol)

Life twists and turns, dancing and looping in an eternal circle, or at least that's what I've found in my travels. I may be wrong, so many others before me have been, but I think that life is far too unpredictable to be a straight line. People change, the good become evil, the weak become strong, and sometime the people you love turn into the people you hate. All and all life is one twisting, dancing loop and like a tornado it sucks you up, tosses you around, and just when you're about to give up it spits you out where there are lots of rainbows and dancing munchkins with giant lollipops.

-kittycatofdoomage

(Best thing since miso)

The Schit Family History is finally revealed.

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says:

"You don't know Jack Schitt!"

Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable thoughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt.

So, now if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but everyone on the Schitt list!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Pick your birth month and birth day out to find out what happens!

Month

January: Bonded to

February: Arrested by

March: Traded lives with

April: Dating

May: Killed by

June: Child of

July: In love with

August: Captured by

September: Sharing a prison cell with

October: Handcuffed to

November: Became the pet of

December: Saved by

Day

1: Megatron

2: Bumblebee

3: Knockout

4: The Fallen

5: Barricade

6: Soundwave

7: Ratchet

8: Dreadwing

9: Ironhide

10: Optimus Prime

11: Sunstreaker and Sideswipe

12: The Aerialbots

13: Breakdown

14: Wheeljack

15: Jazz

16: Cliffjumper

17: Shockwave

18: Starscream

19: Blaster

20: The Stunticons

21: Scalpel

22: Gears

23: Mirage

24: Thundercracker

25: Blurr

26: Sentinel Prime

27: Sideways

28: Skywarp

29: Skidz and Mudflap

30: Prowl

31: Bulkhead

Arrested by BumbleBee -Pout-

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Hmmm... It is a cross between Sideswipe&Sunstreaker and Soundwave

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Eh.. hug them both before running for my life

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

Um, Soundwave would probably kill me and Sideswipe.. eh lol I'm not sure.

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

Soundwave probably listens to anything as long as it isn't rap or screamo/heavy metal or country. Probably the same with Soundwave.

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

Not yet :)

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Haven't made one yet, sadly

7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Sideswipe&Sunstreaker

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

No idea, enjoying human company if they didn't have to?

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Soundwave

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Laughing like a normal person.

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

They would be kinda scared of Soundwave, 'cause he's supposedly psychic and he's just awesome like that :P.

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Hot Rod

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Starscream, Scalpel and Devastator

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

Eh... 2?

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Oc(Human or not) x Sideswipe&Sunstreaker

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER H.OT?

Yes.

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

A black and midnight blue Volvo Coupe Concept

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Chromia

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

The Autobots

Fave Quotes:

"I got him! Wait, no... Negative... Aw, negative. I don't got him. Standby." Blackwatch Officer

"Believe me, if I started murdering people… there'd be none of you left." Charles Manson

“You call me a monster? Fine. I’ll accept that. But every monster has a line they will not cross. I know where my line is, Justicar. Do you?” Alex, "Consuming Direct Control"

"Go ahead. Run. By the time you turn around, I'll have already caught you."

"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."―Moriarty to Sherlock in "The Reichenbach Fall".

Sherlock: "People have died."Moriarty: "That's what people DO!"―Holmes and Moriarty
Moriarty says, "He laughed at me, so I stopped him laughing.""If you have what you say you have, I'll make you rich. If you don't, I'll make you into shoes."―Jim Moriaty to Irene Adler, A Scandal in Belgravia

"The flirting's over, Sherlock, daddy's had enough noooooow."―Jim Moriarty to Sherlock in The Great Game."If you don't stop prying...I'll burn you. I'll burn the HEART out of you."―Jim Moriarty to Sherlock in The Great Game."You can't be allowed to continue. You just can't. I would like to convince you but...everything I have to say has already crossed your mind!"―Moriarty quoting his literary counterpart in the Great Game."I gave you a glimpse, Sherlock, just a teensie glimpse of what I'm able to do in the big bad world, out there. I'm a specialist, you see? Like you."―Moriarty in the Great Game."No one ever gets to me...and no one ever will."―Ibid."In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king, and honey you should see me in a crown!"―Moriarty to Sherlock in the Reichenbach Fall."I want to solve problems... our problem. The Final Problem. It's gonna start very soon, Sherlock...the Fall. But don't worry: falling's just like flying, except there's a more permanent destination."―Ibid."I owe you a fall, Sherlock. I. Owe. You."―Ibid."Well, here we are at last. You and me, Sherlock. And our problem, our final problem...STAYING ALIVE!!! SO BORING, ISN'T IT??!! Just staying...all my life I've been looking for distraction. You were the best of distraction and now I don't even have you. Because I've beaten you. And you know what? In the end, it was easy. Yeah...t'was easy...now I have to go back to play with the ordinary people...turns out YOU'RE ordinary, like all of them! Oh well..."―Ibid."No...you're not ordinary...you're me...you're me!! Thank you, Sherlock Holmes. 'Thank you! Bless you. As long as I'm alive, you can save your friends. You've got a way out...well good luck with that!"―Moriarty's last words before shooting himself in the Reichenbach Fall."Sorry boys, I'm sooooooo changeable!"―Moriarty to Sherlock and Watson in the Great Game.

"You're insane." "You're just getting that now?" -Sherlock to Moriarty in the Reichenbach Fall

Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?

Tony Stark: Funny things are.

Pepper Potts: Is this about the Avengers? Which I know nothing about.

Tony Stark: The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify.

Pepper Potts: I didn't know that either.

Tony Stark: Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.

Pepper Potts: That I did know.

Ways to annoy others on an elevator:

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Stories:

3 Of Us Alone(May change the title):

This story was inspired from The Walking Dead series, which I fell in love with right when I saw it! This story is about three siblings surving together, and meeting the Walking Dead gang when they are in Atlanta. At the moment I have extreme writers block on this story and I am terribly sorry!

Sophia:

This story is also a Walking Dead fanfic, but it is a oneshot, not very good in my opinion and I may change it at a later time. This is on Sophie's POV when she is a Zombie, I thought about this alot.

Tobi is Tobi:

This Story is Naruto fanfic, it has no real plot, but I love the Akatsuki, so why not.

Uchiha's don't Get Sick:

This story was recommened by ilovemyboys! This is a fanfic where Itachi gets sick and Kisame sort of helps him.