HornsAndHalos717
 Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight. Hi guys, I'm Rockets521!!! I am currently working on stories called the maximum light, Dear Romeo, and most recently: Max and Bella's Broken Heart Band. My favorite book series's are the Hunger Games, Twilight, Harry Potter and Maximum Ride. My friend got me hooked on Maximum ride shortly after Angel came out. I am an avid reader and was finshed with the books currently out then in a week. The one thing I can say is books are my escape. When I have had a rough day or just need to get away from my crazy family, then I turn to books. (wow, that sounds SUPER NERDY doesnt it?) Ok, here are some questions for you to know about me 1- what is your favorite song? Easy, Safe and Sound by Taylor swift( yes I'm kind of biased because it is in the Hunger Games movie. 2- what is your favorite movie? The princess bride. No. Doubt. About. It. 3- if you were stuck on a deserted island with only one thing, what would it be? Duct tape:) Anyways... I love to sing:D I can't stand people who send hateful reviews but don't bother to fix the errors in their own work. From BrookPotter REPOSTS! Stop Child Abuse Post this on your profile if you are against it. Her name was Aurora She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die, You worthless pest!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. 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If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile From Sailor Girl3 And now for the ridiculously long part that I can't bear to part with. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you absolutely cannot live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl), copy and paste this into your profile! The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. (Notice this is italicized, bolded and underlined. I am SUPER OBSESSED. And proud of it!) If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. 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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Sailorgirl3, Rockets521 Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! There is no I in TEAM but there is a ME in AWESOME I hide my heartfelt concern for others with sarcasm and indifference. There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead. When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate. I learned parseltongue for my foreign language coarse. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling. I will not scream lumos at the light switch... again. I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss. I will not bring a fortune cookie/magic 8 ball to divination class (for extra credit). I will not jump up in the middle of an Order or DA meeting and yell "Voldemort, run!" I will not relate all of my Vocab words to fictional characters (I think I'll do it anyway). I will not write fanfiction instead of doing my homework. Again. I will not list the name of everyone that died in Harry Potter and Death Hallows on my science work. I will not relate all the dates in my history homework to the Wizarding Timeline. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews... (...I've been there... Please change that... it really sucks...) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Humans are like slinkies, basically useless, yet fun to watch fall down stairs. I love reading, writing and anything to do with music - it's one of my passions. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13., Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3 (Not even kidding- I'd rather bring a book and read then talk. I didn't have a group of friends that I hung out with regularly until the second half of fourth grade. And I went there since kindergarden.), Rockets521 Perfection is a waste of time. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 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If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. DON'T GO HATING SLYTHERINS! SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! (he really isn't all that greasy...) If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature! If you think that anyone with a profile this long HAS to be a good, creative, cool writer, copy this into your profile and spread the love of everything awesome! -If you're not too fond of little children, then copy this onto your profile. (Except little babies... they're sooooooooo cute- except when they're crying!) If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. 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If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Rockets521 If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile. (...PEOPLE STILL Don't GET IT!) If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile. I love Potter Puppet Pals! You know something sad? I know more about Harry Potter than American History (it depends on the subject in American History... one of my many interests is history...) If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. My favorite word is sarcasm. God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece. So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. You see this guys? I'm talking to you! No, not you, you!Nevermind, guys...I just felt like pointing this out... Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." Quotes: "You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of." "But you have heard of me."- Commodore Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt... and guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow "Now, you two- Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or-" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a tiolet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum." :Fred and George. PS. Being normal is for freaks."-unknown "We're going to throw tomatoes at the president! Tomatoes, and chairs, and chair-y tomatoes!"-unknown "Exile. I'm in exile. They've banished me from the lunch table."-unknown "They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."-unknown "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." -unknown "You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight." "Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!" "What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you." "Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'" "They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -unknown "Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," Harry said stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to call me sir, Professor." :Harry. HBP. "Being normal is for freaks."- unknown "We're going to throw tomatoes at the president! Tomatoes, and chairs, and chair-y tomatoes!"- unknown "Exile. I'm in exile. They've banished me from the lunch table."- unknown An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone’s liver?') You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. If you think that the portrayal of Harry and Ginny's relationship in the sixth movie was a complete and utter mess, copy and paste this on to your profile. (or that the relationship was the biggest mistake imaginable) If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile. (I pretend that every day. My friends and I actually 'saw' him at a football game once. He was with Katie Bell.) If you are annoyed that Snape's 'It's over' line is in the trailer and not the movie! copy and paste this on to your profile. Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe! If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile. 'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me' If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile. If people tend to tell you you write very good and should go ahead with it copy this to your profile MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS! ( TRANSLATION: GOD, THIS IS GONNA BE HARD) by the way, the first four where very close 1: King Aruther (Monty Python and the Holy Grail- THE BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD!) 2:Bex Baxter (Gallahagar Girls) 3: Macey McHenry (GG) 4: Severus Snape (HP) 5:Annabeth Chase (PJO) 6: Draco Malfoy (HP) 7: Harry Potter(HP) 8: Liz Sutton (GG) 9: Hermione Granger (HP) If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think we should be able to write songfics, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Rockets521 The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS. Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Rockets521 STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE! Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha! If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copt this into your profile. ()() Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! We have cookies! Common sense is the enemy of comedy.' 'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART (rockets521) - YOUR GUY SIDE - You love hoodies. - YOUR GIRL SIDE - You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 10 Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 ZaraPotterCullen,Hawk's-Gal4077, Xqulth, WolfDog127, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Rockets521 If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile. I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not. ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) This door is alarmed!...what startled it? Dumbledore has an army, so does Snape, it consists of me, myself and I. If you would cause a could-be world apocolypse just to have Justin Bieber's music banned, copy this into your profile! When life gives you Edward Cullen, throw him back and demand someone cooler (like your elementary school janitor, perhaps? Or Cedric Diggory?) Only the preps don't like Lady Gaga. A fail so epic, it's almost a win. Justin Beiber...epic fail. Twilight MOVIES (the books were decent): such a fail... my friends...awesomer than giraffes...and giraffes...they're awesome... Dear Justin Beiber, please stop singing, it makes my ears bleed. Dora is only teaching kids to be stupid, I mean, c'mon, any normal kid could see the giant mountain that is RIGHT. THERE. BEHIND THEM!!!! We get it. You're the map. Why don't you say it again in case we didn't hear you?!?!?!?! If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile. Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why. If you hate it when new-comers barge in, declare themselves supreme rulers of your fandom, and begin trying to define what's cool and what isn't, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile If you think fanfiction contributes to society and people ought to get placed in Guiness books for it, copy and paste this to your profile If your definition of happiness is jumping up and down your bed (and then laughing your head off when you fall and bump your head), copy and paste this to our profile I'm like time... I can't be stopped. Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a Q-tip again! If you can’t stand the heat, don’t tickle the dragon. WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL?? Try it without looking at answers 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...) 4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…. 5) Add the digits together Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL 1. Einstein 2. Nelson Mandela 5. Bill Gates 6. Gandhi 7. Brad Pitt 8. Hitler 9. SailorGirl3 10. Barack Obama I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it! PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!! Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet! Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree! Try it, Beaver boy! "If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people". "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys and friends before love. If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. (Have ever? They talk to me every day! X3) 15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them is was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing there heads off. WAYS TO ANNOY ANY TWILIGHT FAN (...Now I'm kinda a bit of a Twilight fan...) 1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter books in a Twilight dust jacket. (Plesant suprise) 2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight movies got him after the Harry Potter movies were finished with him. (I know! It really annoys me because, in my opinion, he was cuter in Harry Potter!) 3. List other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater... (Vampires, shape-shifters... you get the picture. When I was reading Twilight, I just kept thinking of what they took from HP.) 4. State that you think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead. (Never!) 5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Ewwwww. Who made Edward the vamp king? isn't that Dracula?!?!) 6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, reading minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of. (... Wizards are pretty awesome) 7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman. 8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple. (I've always thought that... well, Bella from the movies, yeah) 9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who." 10. Whenever they describe the vampires of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like. 11. Explain how Twilight werewolves are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! (IT DID NOT!) Sigh* I need to stop looking at people's profiles. A friend will cover for you. But a real friend will sit next to you in detention and say "That was so worth it!" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. Friend's will always be like '' well you deserve better'' but best friends will be prank calling him saying '' you will die in seven days'' My To Do List Give someone a package and say kinda loud, "Here's the next clue, meet me at Sector 57 at o-seven hundred hours tomarrow. Bring no one." Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Smile...tomorrow might just be better. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. To them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup A friend will cover for you. But a real friend will sit next to you in detention and say "That was so worth it!" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. Friend's will always be like '' well you deserve better'' but best friends will be prank calling him saying '' you will die in seven days'' from nix54 Quotes that have been on my page too long to delete (and they make my day sometimes:) Silence is golden, duct tape is silver If someone ever says, 'It's always the last place you look'... reply with, 'well duh, why the hell would I keep looking if I found it?' If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff Eat right, exercise, die anyway. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door. Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you. Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise. There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening. The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected? Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. Girls Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry The girl you just called fat? She's overdosing on diet pills. I am that girl, I AM THE GIRL I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. |
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