I'm two pints of bitter and a lahdi away from the looney bin.

I like my porn logical, my vodka straight and my disputes violent.

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I am not one of those authors who updates religiously every day. If the Muse strikes, it will happen...but don't hold your breath for anything beyond three times a week. I would much rather provide you with an interesting, proofreaded and thoroughly thought out update than burn out on mindless spam and filler that makes the Queen's English want to take a dive off the Astronomy Tower. I may be a smut peddler. But I have my dignity.

Couplings to Expect:

Harry Potter

Snape/JamesSnape/His HandSnape/FilchJames/RegulusRegulus/OCsLucius/Narcissa
Rookwood/ScrimgeourGreyback/ScabiorGreyback/OCsScabior/OCsScabior/Karkaroff
Tobias Snape/Eileen Prince

TBC~

Stories in progress:

An Old Cure