spnjesse
 Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. STORIES: The Real Me[In Progress] will be up as soon as possible. Uncovered[On Hold] I sorta lost interest in this. i don't really have any ideas left so leave me any messages if any of you guys still want me to continue. My name's Jessie and I'm 14 and I Have OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder and that other one). I love Jasper&Bella fanfics. (TEAM JASPER ALL THE WAY!!! sorry for the outburst; couldn't hold it in) and Zutara fanfics (Avatar: The Last Airbender). I also except ideas. *wink wink* I'm very open minded. *nudge nudge* But don't give me an Edward&Bella or Kataang. *evil glare* I will hunt you down and beat the sh*t out of you. *innocent smile* This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination ALL YOU ZUTARA FANS PLEASE CHECK OUT THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!!!! IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS: Zuko is Leavin' CHECK OUT THIS LINK: Your Still A Zutaran Because... Spongebob taught me how to spell C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E.S.O.N.G Spongebob also taught me how to spell F.U.N The Veronicas taught me how to spell I.N.S.O.M.N.I.A The Millionaires taught me How to Spell A.L.C.O.H.O.L Kesha taught me how to spell D.I.N.O.S.A.U.R Fergie taught me how to spell G.L.A.M.O.U.R.O.U.S Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell B.A.N.A.N.A.S Jason Derulo taught me how to spell S.O.L.O Aretha Franklin taught me to spell R.E.S.P.E.C.T Nigahiga taught me to spell E.M.O Sammy Kershaw taught me how to spell T.E.N.N.E.S.S.E.E G.I.R.L Favorite Quotes/sayings that make me smile Ron Weasley, the guy who's always helping out. Gone insane . . . back soon. She’s my best friend. Break her heart and I’ll break your face. I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now. Not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well. Now that takes talent! Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh, shit, she’s up!” Me and you are friends. You smile, I smile, you cry, I cry, you jump off a bridge . . . well I’m gonna miss your stupid ass.. Yes, you have the right to your opinion and I have the right to think you’re stupid. Good morning. I see the assassins have failed. Someone told me that it’s illegal to kill someone just because they piss you off. . . . . . crap . . . . . I did not hit you. . . . I simply hi-fived your face. If Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn’t cool 85% of girls would die. The other 15? They would be laughing their asses off! LOL. I tried being normal, but I didn’t like it. I’d rather be a smart-ass than a dumb-ass Heaven doesn’t want me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over You can’t fix stupid. Bitch, I’m not conceited. I’m just awesome! You’s not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on Celebrities walk on the red carpet cuz they’re famous, but me and Best friend walk on toilet paper cuz we’re the shit. 2+2=fish. I rock at math! Sometimes I do things that make me think I’m insane. That’s when I talk to you . . . and realize we’re all pretty fucked up. I say FUCK too much. I’m selfish, impatient & a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times, hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best. Goodbye Drama. Hello I don’t give a shit! Sometimes it’s best not to question your friend; just help ‘em dump the body bag into the river. You’ll always be my friend . . . you know too much! When I smile, sane people run for their lives. But my friends are always up 4 it! Nope, I can’t go to hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me. Control your jealousy bitch because I can’t control my temper. !The levels of insanity. 1. talk to self, 2. argues with self, 3. loses argument with self, 4. is no longer speaking to self (I'm on level 3.5) I didn’t lose my mind. It’s at home sitting right next to my common sense. Warning: if you piss me off severe pain will be inflicted! Private Property: if you can read this you are within range Shhhh . . . I’m hiding from the stupid people When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn’t mean you’ve won. It simply means your stupid ass isn’t worth anymore of my time. I smile cause I have no idea what’s going on Meet me at the corner of Kiss my ass street and No fucking way. & lately, I just don’t give a fuck. Warning: may change topics in mid-sentence Warning: will throw nearest object when pissed Note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid (your lucky) Best friends: we’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke 3 times; once when it’s old, the 2nd when someone explains it to us & five minutes later when we actually get it. See this badass bitch . . . she’s on my side. Fuck being a princess. I want to be a vampire! The only thing we have to fear is fear itself . . . and spiders. It’s a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole fuck it up It’s a beautiful day. I think I’ll surprise everyone and skip my medication! Me? Evil? Never! I may not be perfect, but I’m always me. Talk shit. Get hit. I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence at something that happened yesterday. A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly killed them STRESS the confusion when ones mind over-rides the bodies desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.. Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out shouting, “HOLY SHIT . . . . . . WHAT A RIDE!!” I’m sarcastic and I have a smartass attitude. It’s a natural defense against the drama, bullshit, and stupidity and I don’t give a fuck if you’re offended. Do no underestimate me. I will punch you in the face. I see no good reason to act my age. Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean against bars, chairs, tables and walls. I love my life, talk all your shit as if I give a fuck . . . Some people are like slinkies . . . they’re really good for nothing. But they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. (A.K.A my brother) Warning: No Trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Oops. Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it. T-shirt and Jeans kinda girl! You’re a great friend but if the zombies chase us I’m tripping you There’s 3 things in life every girl needs . . . . Love to make her weak. Alcohol to make her strong. & best friends when both things make her hit the floor. I don’t need sex. Life fucks me whenever it can. Fuck with me, bad idea. Fuck with my beat friend . . . Nice knowing U bitch It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. . . . . then it’s hilarious A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws The police never think it’s as funny as you do. Sometimes it’s okay to act a little crazy. The shit you hear about me might be true . . . but then again, it might be as fake as the bitch who told you. Everyone loves a vampire If you don’t like me that’s okay, there’s nothing I can do about it. Newsflash bitch; I don’t live to please you. Sometimes I do things that make me think I’m insane. That’s when I talk to you . . . and realize we’re all pretty fucked up. Well, aren’t we just a ray of fucking sunshine I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even years over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened . . . or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on Say no to drugs. That way, you’ll have more time to drink Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. When you call us bitches, we look at each other & laugh cuz we knew that waaaayyy before you did. Famous last words of a redneck “HOLD MY BEER, WATCH THIS.” You say bitch like it’s gonna hurt my feelings We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes Warning: protected by more people than you want to piss off Warning: playing games with this BITCH WILL be hazardous to your health Irish temper. You have been warned I’m smiling, that alone should scare you Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? Save a motorcycle. Ride a werewolf. (love u Seth I AM NOT DRUNK! I am by nature a loud, friendly, clumsy person. When you are surrounded by idiots just remember that murder is illegal and sarcasm is much more satisfying You people are just lucky I’m so terrified of prison Global warming my ass. I’m fuckin’ freezin’! Don’t play games with a girl who can play better! Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies. I don’t have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem. What do you want, subtitles? When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over My best friends are the kind that if my house was on fire they’d be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen I’m not afraid of death. What’s he gonna do, kill me? I ran with scissors and lived! Education is important, school however, is another matter Don’t mess with me. I’ve got a stick One out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends; if it’s not them, it’s you. Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. I do not suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap and always replaceable I don’t obsess. I think intensely Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that Don’t follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls Come to the dark side, we have cookies! They say guns don’t kill people, people kill people. Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled ‘BANG’, I don’t think you’d kill too many people.Always forgive your enemies—nothing annoys them more I’m smiling because you’re my brother. I’m laughing because there’s nothing you can do about it. I didn't fall. I was testing gravity. It still works :D So, I'm a little crazy. What's your point? I don't need a brain. I have Google! Not the brightest crayon in the box are we? Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. Zuko = sexy. Copy and paste if you follow this logic. If you refer to Jasper as Jasper Hale but as Jasper Whitlock (fuck the hyperactive pixie bitch), then you are a true Team Jasper, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile. If you constantly are tapping brick walls with an umbrella in search of diagon alley, copy this into your profile. THIS REALLY WORKS 1. Hold your breath for 5 minuntes 2. Die -I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -If there are characters on a certain show that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile (Mai) -If you believe that those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile -If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, paste this into your profile. -If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile -If you have seen the Avatar:The Last Airbending movie and are now making plans to murder whoever is responsible, copy and paste this onto your profile. -I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! You know you're in Sirius Denial too. 'No,' you say? Well, that's why it's called Denial. Copy and Paste if you're not in Denial about being in Sirius Denial! -If you would rather be Nymphadora Tonks in Deathly Hallows than Bella Swann in Breaking Dawn, put this in your profile -If you think the twilight movie sucked and you cheer when rob pattison dies at the end of HP4 put this in your profile :) -If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile. 1 You go on rants at random times about how messed up the Avatar:The Last airbender movie was! 2. Iroh is NOT skinny..stupid movie. 3 YOU WERE OUTRAGED AT ZUKO'S LOOK...WHERE'S HIS SCAR!! 4 You laughed when Katara froze Sokka in the movie, even though you watched it thousands of times in the cartoon. (man I went and watched this at the drive-in...I laughed for 3 minutes! people turned around and gave me weird looks.) 5 Belive they should have shown Pakku and Katara's fight. (they make Pakku seem...nice) 6 Threw a fit about how The fire nation was Tan and the water tribe pale! (seriously!) 7 Firebenders can make their own fire DANG-IT!! GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT! 8 Your glad Toph wasn't in the movie...She's too good for that!! 9 You wish that Zuzu didn't have to be in the movie. 10 Agree with everything so far. 11 Hate HAte HATE how FREAKIN MESSED UP the movie was 12 Hate how they changed Aang's look and name!! (I asked who the Fudge-monkeys is Aung...not sure how to spell it!) 13 You agree with everything...so your going to post this on your profile!! :D Try This: Put your iPod or itunes on shuffle and put That song down. No skipping songs or choosing one. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Bottoms Up, Trey Songz (SWEET!!!! Let go clubbing!!!!) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Faded, The Veronicas (Nope, people know the real me and I won’t change for anyone) WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Sweet Sacrifice, Evanescence (not if they hate me and try to break me) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Popular, The Veronicas (I don’t care if I’m popular or not. I have my real friends.) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Smile, Avril Lavigne (totally me) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Heavily Broken, The Veronicas (they think that just because I like to draw broken hearts. What do you think?) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? How Do You Sleep, Jesse McCartney (yeah because I like to be a stalker and know how people sleep [Like Edward Cullen! CREEP!!!!!!]) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? It’s Over, Jesse McCarenty (NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I WILL MISS YOU DELIZE!!!!!!) [What’s the chance of that? The only two songs out of 57 and their back to back on shuffle] WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? All I Have, The Veronicas (he not all I have but is mostly all I want) WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY? Playing God, Paramore (yeah I love to play God with everyone asking for favors [note the sarcasm]) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? I Could Get Use to This, The Veronicas (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I will have a loving boyfriend/husband) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Skyscraper, Demi Lovato (I don’t really have a crush right now sooooooo…yeah, moving on) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Sk8er Boi, Avril Lavigne (Does that I and stuck up or that I’M the skater boy and will be famous. I hope the latter) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Untouched, The Veronicas (Only until the honeymoon *wink wink*) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Shut up and Kiss Me, Orianthi (My life story. But your life story is Playing God. Shut Up) [Read The Real Me and you’ll get it. You don’t have to. HEY!!!! *starts to beat up inner voice* WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Run Devil Run, Kesha (How is that even revelent? GET BACK HERE!! *continues to beat each other up) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Revenge is Sweeter (Than You Ever Were), The Veronicas WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? When I Grow Up, Pussycat Dolls HOW WILL YOU DIE? Monster, Paramore WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS What The Hell, Avril Lavgine (*looking like shit* Okay I’m back. What did I miss? *scrolls up* Umm…No comment?) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Everybody’s Fool, Evanescence (I will never be anyone’s fool again *cough yes you will cough* Why you little-”) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? (This girl right here who is sitting in her room typing all this *growls at voice*) So Bring it On, The Cheetah Girls (people don’t think I can fight or be theathing It’s funny how they’re wrong) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Sweet Sacrifice, Evanescence (*tears* I love this s-song. Me too *sniffles*) WILL YOU GET MARRIED? I Won’t Say I’m in Love, *?* (I will but I won’t admit that I am in love until he pops the question) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Kiss N Tell, Kesha (Yeah, I agree. Kesha is scary. Well, there’s a first for everything) DOES SOMEONE LIKE YOU? Youth Gone Wild, Skid Row (No idea. Nothing here. Again we agree. Weird) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Everytime We Touch, Cascada (For ever letting him go. Yeah. OM-fucking-G STOP AGREEING WITH ME IT’S REALLY STARTING TO SCARE ME! *smugly*I agree. THAT’S IT!!!) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? (*Comes back from fight* Everything hurts. I ag- *glares*Don’t even thin about it) All About Us, t.A.T.u (Only if it isn’t about us) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Party Rock Anthem, LMAFO ( Yes, I will post it as laughing my fucking ass off you love scarsam don’t you *totally serious*No, what makes you thing that? O mio cazzo dio. ) 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Jessie 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (3 letters of real name plus -izzle): jesizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Blue Wolf 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Barjeton 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Sprite 6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): she doesn’t have one looks like I’ll be the weird chick without a name 7. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Pepper HOW SMART ARE YOU?? First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Second Question: Third Question: Take 1000and add 40to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By FRUSTRATE THE 1) If you answered that you are first, then you are 2) If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? 3) Did you get 5000 4) Did you Answer Nunu? BONUS He just has to open his mouth and ask... 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