Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Smaug lost his son to orcs years before taking Erebor. In another world Harry Potter is experiencing some strange new symptoms while taking part in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But how could these two things possibly be connected?

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Blue doesn't know where they are.

L and Light are in DADA with Umbridge. Short little story with barely any plot. Might be funny. L being monotone and Light being contrary. Now due to popular demand it is a series of drabbles. Review if you have any story ideas.Only marked as completed so more people will read it :)

When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.

Aang has died after being struck by lightning from the fight with Azula, and Ed is trying to get out of Gluttony's stomach at the same time. What happens when Edward agrees, unwillingly thanks to The Truth and his constant interference in his life, to help Aang and in the process, becomes the new Avatar? Mangabase. Rewritten as of 7/16/14. Updated daily.

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

When America catches Italy plundering Britain's house, they both end up in a situation...as cats. Now the two must find equal ground if they want to get back to normal. Not only that, but with their absence, the other nations (particularly Germany and Britain), start to suspect each other. How far will these warlike tensions rise? Cat!America and Cat!Italy

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." A story of an obsessive friendship between two broken souls that soon turns deadly once their bond is threatened. (2p spamano)

A bunch of cute and/or serious story ideas featuring my favorite Hetalia bros – America and Canada! May or may not imply pairings depending on story. I guarantee all of these are, if not unique ideas, unique takes on ideas, so come check them out! Reminder that all of these are available for adoption if you're interested (since I don't know if I'll have time to write them myself)!

A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.

When's an affair not an affair? When it starts out as a Tenza of course. After a surprisingly young looking Harry Potter deals with Voldemort, events lead him to the Doctor's side and a certain Time Lord finds out that he has a preternaturally intelligent child that has about another fifty years before he hits puberty to deal with.

Messages over the phone between Romano and Spain. Their relationship is a strained mess of barely legal parties, bailing each other out of jail, pasta crises, and lots and lots of love.

England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.

These magical folk do seem to have a problem with sensible thinking, and 'wizard logic' just isn't an excuse! Not anymore, anyway. Join me, on my cynical and nit-picking quest to make a general nuisance of myself, in... Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' (Or: The Harry Potter Cast Have OOC Moments Of Logic) - A kind of sequel to TMHPOLH

That's what Lovino thought of werewolves. Just party guys that grew hair once a month. He wished he could go back to his home in Italy, where all he would have to worry about were demons and vampires, and not stupid werewolves that passed out in his tomatoes.

Denmark fall into a Mermaid's trap. Dennor

Owen's way of handling the raptors can be a little... shocking, to people who haven't seen it before. Raptor Squad shenanigans.

A small look back at the early days between Owen and the Raptor Squad. No spoilers (well, no more than the publicity has already offered).

Owen had lived through the traumatic events for the hand designed killing machine of a dinosaur; watched the close of the park and then ultimately decided that he shouldn't leave. He still had some family left to take care of.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Oh Digby, we're not in the Pie Hole anymore. My rather ridiculous fic on Ned's reaction of waking up in Mirkwood...only to discover he is in fact the ElvenKing. Just for giggles. I couldn't help myself XD

She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.

In an unusual DADA lesson, the third-years at Hogwarts learn a little more about their professor. '"Very well," he spoke and took a steady step forwards, the boggart emerging again. But it wasn't Voldemort, or a dementor, or a Death Eater that appeared. It wasn't Inferi, or green light, or a corpse. It wasn't a vampire, or a zombie, or a monster.'

Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.

Feliciano deve lavorare fino a tardi per colpa del suo capo. Lovino decide di appoggiarlo e preparargli un caffè. [Itacest accennata; AU; tanto, tanto fluff; prima storia che pubblico su questo sito!]

Lovino is Catholic, but he's not entirely sure what he believes. Nevertheless, he and his brother Feliciano are forced to attend confirmation classes. When Lovino meets their group leader- bizarre, cheerful Antonio; one of the first people to treat Lovino like he matters- things get complicated. When they find this church is much darker than it appears, things get terrifying. Fast.

Lovino tried. He did. But the demon had Lovino in the palm of his hand. Lovino was helpless. He tried to leave him, really, but he loved Antonio too much. He just couldn't. ((WARNINGS INSIDE)) ((Part of "Broken Dollhouses, Broken Hearts" AU)) ((Can be read separately, though))

Alfred, a complete gaming nerd, has a huge crush on this guy from one of his classes, Arthur. But he's never talked to him before and confides in his best friend, Saethwr - a player he met online through the game Realms of Destiny. Saethwr, meanwhile, gives Alfred the push he needed. USUK AU!

For Feliciano, everyday at school is a nightmare filled with people that love making him miserable. He thinks it will never end until one day during a particularly violent attack, a mysterious blue-eyed stranger comes out of nowhere and rescues him. Not long after, Feliciano starts to feel things he doesn't quite understand.

110 Messages Germany has sent or said over the phone to Prussia. Their home life is never dull, that's for sure, but Germany wishes it didn't involve the police so much.

None of the dwarves understand why bouquets of flowers adorn these tombs in the catacombs of Erebor. But then, none of them ever really understood Bilbo Baggins, either.

FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.

The TARDIS translated the Second Doctor's favorite exclamation as "Oh dear", but...

Blaine stumbles into fame and fortune with about the same amount of grace that anyone stumbles into anything. That is to say, none at all.

History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.

When Norway finds an interesting video on the internet, he goes to show his brothers. However, this is not the first time they've seen this "ancient secret Viking code", and they certainly never imagined that someone would crack it a thousand years later. K for language!

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

While tracking a rabbit through a forbidden part of the forest, 87 BC Denmark found himself unknowingly transported into the future, where he meets the prettiest man he's ever seen. DenNor! canon!verse oneshot

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Continuation of Death's Master. Harry wanted a vacation. So Death decided that New York would be a great place to go. He just neglected to mention the masses of Chitauri that would appear. No pairings.

Kurt Hummel is one of the most coveted young models with a phenomenal following and fanbase. Blaine Anderson isn't far behind, even if he's forever going to be labeled as 'the kid from the GAP commercials'. They've never worked together. Until they do.

Ludwig and Feliciano go on a date to Hogsmeade. A tumblr-requested, GerIta, Pottertalia, one-shot. :)

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

Hermione is frustrated that Post-Voldemort Hogwarts hasn't changed it's DADA hiring policy.

Norway is watching "Mamma Mia!" with Denmark and Sweden, and he learns something new about his brothers in the process. A silly little drabble

Ever think that a world meeting reminds you of a nature program, well it does for England. Rated T for the hell of it. For safety reasons, do not eat whilst reading as I can't give the Heimlich Maneuver through the internet. Also electronic devises have been know to be lobbed across the room due to laughter. You have been warned.

During the battle with Azula, Zuko and Katara are flung into Middle Earth. Once there, they decide to help the people however way they can. Zutara. Title subject to change, I don't own the cover art, and am horrible as summaries. T for safety. Post Avatar series-end. Pre-LotR Movies.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

The Doctor runs into a future self who has decided to revisit a familiar face...

It's November the eleventh the day in which we take a moment of silence to remember those that have gone. With there being less and less survivors from the world wars, England wants to make sure that the people are not forgotten, but how? UK bros and commonwealth make an appearance

Arthur receives a flattering love-letter every day from "A" through Hetalia's Secret Admirers, a student-run website that allows students to anonymously submit letters and messages to other students. However, Arthur has no idea who is his secret admirer is nor does he seem to really care! How will Arthur react when he discovers his admirer's identity? USUK AU!

It wasn't enough that he was the Boy Who Lived, or that he was the reincarnation of the most powerful wizard in history. He just had to be connected by destiny to Draco Malfoy.

The sorting of the Hetalia characters, done mainly for humour.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

And SHIELD Was Clueless, Plus the One Time That Everyone Found Out. Multi-era Doctor Who, plays with the idea that Darcy was a companion (sort of). Slight spoilers for The Name of the Doctor. Rated for a bit of language and slightly mature themes. Background Darcy/Clint, Bruce/Betty, Tony/Pepper and Jane/Thor. Background Nine/Rose, Ten/Rose, Eleven/River, Eleven/Clara, Amy/Rory.

Everyone has an awkward moment at some point in their lives. These are the awkward moments of the people of Camelot. Sorta Crack.

We all know Ed hates milk. So what happens when Alphonse lets that little fact slip to Roy Mustang and his team? CHAOS.

Another world meeting and England is bored out of his mind, until something catches his eye out of the window. Rated T for England's French. No pairings unless you want to read it that way. Errrrrrmmmmm that's it I think

Shikamaru is possessed! But this is no ordinary ghost...because this ghost is able to possess others and prank them! Watch out Konoha, Harry Potter is here with a vengeance, and he plans to stay! Can Harry find a way to return to the living, or will Shikamaru be stuck dealing with a mage who died before his time? Harry is an adopted Nara in this one.

Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

Late one night, Ed is reliving some of the worst moments in his life when he meets a strange girl in a park. Can the mysterious and seemingly crazy Luna help him remember that life isn't all bad? Oneshot. No pairings.

Naruto has an unpleasant encounter, and gains an equally unpleasant power. But how much of his power is gifted, and how much is his own?

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

Hikaru and Kaoru have been kidnapped! But things don't seem to be going quite as well as the kidnapper had planned…He may have bitten off more than he can chew when he chose to kidnap the Hitachiin twins.

Loosely based off of Miku's "15 Years Of Pursuing A Cute Boy". Kagome has had a major crush on the Spanish boy Antonio for so long! Join Kagome through the years as she befriends Antonio and slowly tries to win his heart through trial and error, thick and thin- secret admirer style, under the name "Kikyo". Drabbles, SpaKag, possible future onesided InuKag

If you think Austria and Prussia stopped fighting in the 19th century, think again. A silly little tale of how Austria hacks Prussia's hack of a certain Japanese webcomic site, in which there are rainbow-colored gifs of a vulgar nature, capslocked comic sans, and startling confessions. T for thousand-year-old nations having a reckless disregard for maturity. PruAus. Meme de-anon.

The day started out boring as ever... but Roy had never experienced a horror such as this before. Fullmetal sure had some nerve... acting like a prince and stealing his harem? Nobody could do that, and not scar Roy! Rated T for Tricks and Tallness. Enjoy!

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Prussia and Methos drink beer and plan an invasion. With condiments.

After an accident, America is turned into an eight-year-old. After meeting up with Sealand, the two strike up a friendship and begin to have adventures... all while making Britian turn gray with worry.

Between Madara's death and his revival in Naruto's BFF, Naruto moved on and lived eight years of his life, during which, he grew up and became a ninja. Not necessarily in that order. Oneshots and Drabbles, not in Chronological Order.

The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

For centuries, France would have jumped at the chance to take Italy under his wing, no matter what the conditions. Now, he's learned to be more careful what he wishes for.

In which Alex Louis Armstrong meets Walburga Black's portrait...and it is exactly as traumatizing as it sounds.

There are times when life on the Enterprise is a million miles away from McCoy's country practice. There are other times when it's exactly the same. Snapshots of everyday life on Enterprise. 17: Space is full of variables; the paperwork is a constant.

On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!

Italy makes a deal with England and has one week as a woman to win Germany's heart, but how will Germany react when Italy's week is up and he learns the truth? Can Germany learn to see past the gender of his true love? Fem Italy/Germany

For several years, omens at Winding Circle have been strange. For the past three years, there has been peace among the Four Nations. Aang has been uneasy, and the rest are getting bored. Time for a little explore. Not my worlds, or characters.

On his sixteenth birthday, Arthur Kirkland makes one last wish before he has to grow up. Little does he know that his actions will inspire the journey of someone an ocean away. Magic is only good if it can be shared. AU. Two-shot.

He had a face that they painted in churches, and he was in a cardigan and tweed and pushing a five year old boy on a swing. UK US, Britannia guardian angel fic.

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

If Edward fixes everything after a fight, why does he always rack up so much money in property damage?

After the 456 leave Earth, Jack is wandering around the Amazon when something- or someone- comes through the rift. Serious angst. Ed whump. T for language.

Ed falls asleep in the office and Hawkeye volunteers to bring him back to his dorm. Parental!Riza/Ed. Oneshot.

Roy comes in late to the cafeteria to find his men playing some kind of game...involving dice...and the Elric brothers? Also, Hughes hasn't thrown himself at Roy yet.

Antonio loves the stage; Romano hates it. So when he's "convinced" into coming to drama club, he's not gonna like it. In fact, he's going to say things that he'll regret. And because he's such a good actor, this time Antonio believes him. Uh-oh.

oneshot. complete. don't own. Harry is brought to Wammy's House and meets both L and Beyond Birthday, who he physically resembles a great deal. AU and OOC.

"You can do this. You are a great performer and the most dapper, charming person I know." Burt became suspicious when Blaine requested that he and Carole fly out specially for the UCLA Cuckoos latest show. Why is Blaine so nervous? What's he planning?

The UN kindly requests you stop terrifying the interns. Oh, and having sex in all the cupboards. That too. Various pairings.

Kurt had about enough of Blaine trying to suffer through all the bullying Kurt had. So he gets creative, and wonders why he didn't thought of it before. Blaine and Kurt Back in McKinley, established Klaine. Bad influence Puck. Kurt being Badass.

Ludwig frowned. "...You've been crying again." 6k words of unhappiness, a happy ending. A few side pairings. Involves Holy Roman Empire, France being maimed, and the death of a lamp. Really more serious than I can make it sound.

It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!

Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.

Italy has a gift. He can see all the colors that connect people, represented by strings tied between them. He can see everyone's if he concentrates hard enough. Why is Germany any different? GerIta, hints of other relationships.

Exactly what it says on the tin. Not really 2009-specific.

Italy always loved to paint. Not only to share, but to preserve a memory. HRE Germany theory in play.

Italy invites Germany and Prussia over for Sunday lunch. Romano disapproves, Prussia displays questionable taste in paintings, and Germany will not let go of the mandelbrot. GermanyxItaly, though the focus is on the laughs rather than the ship.

Jack Sparrow is on a scavenger hunt, and armed with magical aids to help him along the way. Jim wishes he knew how Ambassador Spock was doing. Jim's wishes seem to have an unusual potency.

With Ed suffering from what he thinks is the seasonal flu the Elric brothers track a rogue alchemist in a town outside of East City.

Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.

"As long as you are in this room, no matter where I am, or what era it is I will be able to hear you," Holy Roman Empire promised Italy in that room of the belfry containing instruments. "So promise me that even when I'm gone you'll still use this room."

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.

It wasn't as though he allowed the kisses because he liked them, that was simply ridiculous." Prussia/Austria one-shot. Fluffier than Hanatamago.

Flame Bets. They're well known across the country and starts in well known Colonel roy Mustang's office. Come see some of the chaos as the bets unfold! The new bet: Riza Hawkeye can't last a week in a miniskirt. Semi-crack. Rated T. Chaos shall ensue! D

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Prussia/Canada. A century ago, if someone had told Gilbert that he would one day be playing domestic with a peaceful nation, he would have laughed in their face—and then invaded their vital regions for good measure. For qualapec.

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

Suicide. No Happy End. Rated M for fear of tainting still pure minds. Gakuen Hetalia.

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Just a little Neji drabble. Read it, it's funny.

12. Shaving off Francis' beard will only result in temporary satisfaction and is therefore not worth it. 70. Attempting to watch The Sound of Music will only result in tears. 71. America's tears. A list fic that does what it says on the tin.

Musings on his childhood rarely ever go well, Feliciano realizes, especially when his heart is still lost. HRE/Chibitalia, Germany/N.Italy

Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot

AU School Prank Fic. Flamel Academy Principle Roy Mustang felt the last four years flash before his eyes as Edward Elric stalked across the stage towards him...

Upon his return, Sasuke is forced to do community service with Gai and Lee, who have evil, evil plans for the avenger. They plan on making him the third Green Beast. Can Sasuke survive the Green Spandex Jumpsuit? Crack! minor Sasuke X Sakura

I never hid the scar. I wore it as a symbol of shame, of the banished prince... but I never hid from it. I could never hide what my daemon is, either. Or what she isn’t. Avatar/His Dark Materials Xover

Ed finds himself forced to face his greatest fears when he encounters a boggart. Oneshot. Harry Potter Crossover

Roy has gone to a lot of trouble to get himself noticed for his next promotion. But the kind of attention Ed has drawn on him isn't quite what he had in mind...

Edward killed Alphonse? When Roy discovers this shocking truth, he takes a broken Ed into his home but will he ever find out why? Perhaps the answers lie in Ed's past. Parental! RoyxEd AU

A short letter from Ed Elric to his fans. If you love Ed, this was meant for you! Beware: he has a dirty mouth.

One shot. After third year, Harry decides to transfer schools. Just what would happen when Harry is invited to ask questions?

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.

Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]

Pressing his ear against the door again, Jean thought with a small chuckle that their little Fullmetal was growing up. It was sort of sweet, in a perverted sort of way, that the colonel and the kid were bonding like this. [nonyaoi, oneshot, humor]

Roy finally finds a way to get Ed to shut up. [oneshot, nonyaoi, humor, gift fic]

It's time for the annual flu shots at Eastern Command...but one alchemist won't get his without a fight. Pure and complete crack. You have been warned.

A father's back is more important to his children than his face. For RoyFan33 and totallyinlovewithed. NONYAOI Roy and Edward

The official State Alchemist edition as issued by the military to improve their Alchemists' chances at surviving the fangirl invasion. Short oneshot.

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

[Oneshot] Years in the future, Ed makes a mission report to Roy, much yelling later, Hawkeye wonders how Hughes's obsession has survived. RoyRiza EdWinry

A typical exchange of insults between a Colonel and his undersized subordinate.

Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.