TheBlackLipstickhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Harry Potter. Hi, You may have known me previously as RedRainPinkMoon, and if I ever have any fanfiction unrelated to this project, I will publish under that name. For now, you may call me TheBlackLipstick. Don't worry I haven't gone all goff on you, I have now dedicated this account to all things My Immortal, and I will be writing spin-offs in mockery of that most wonderfully monstrous fanfiction. Don't worry my other drivel is still up on this account for you to read, sorry to fans of Of Angry Stone and Auntie Cryptanalyst, but i don't think I will be updating those again. Speaking of updating, it will be erratic, I'm afraid, depending on what mood I'm in. Thankyou to any readers of my stories, if you reviewed I am forever indebted to you, but thanks most of all to Tara Gilesbie, for the ideas which base my work, and for her appalling grammar. XX |
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If things were different by Person-without-a-FF.N-account reviews
What if the Master was there? On Platform One? On the Byzantium? In Pompeii? Helping or hindering the Doctor, depending on his mood, the Master's a companion now. Companions are cool. This is my favourite type of AU!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,706 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/5/2018 - Published: 11/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master, 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor
Bits and Pieces by Featherz reviews
A few mini-fics that are too short and/or too unfinished to be standalones. 16: "Harold Saxon," Sherlock repeated, "No, it doesn't ring a bell."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/30/2017 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Crazy Crossover Chronicles by Person-without-a-FF.N-account reviews
Short stories set in the TARDIS, Crossover of Doctor Who, Sherlock, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter and Jeeves and Wooster. Enjoy :)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,743 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master, J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
Deducing Pygmalion by tepid sponge bath reviews
All John wants is a flat somewhere, and Sherlock has made a bet that he can teach anyone the science of deduction even if he will never let emotion in his life. With a little bit of luck, things will get interesting on the street where they live.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Johnny Cat by akaAuroraBorealis reviews
John goes away for a few days. Sherlock is left to cope on his own and finds a new distraction. Asexual Sherlock in a platonic friendship with John. Silly, fluffy. A few mildly bawdy jokes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,430 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Shambles In Fitzrovia Or Marylebone Or Camden by Melaszka reviews
A very immature parody of A Scandal in Belgravia. NB Spoilers ahoy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Toska by tepid sponge bath reviews
Wherein it's more than plain old boredom that has Sherlock shooting the walls. Written for the kink meme for a prompt regarding untranslatable words.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Hundred by Ultra-Geek reviews
100 drabbles, 10000 words. Complete! A collection of unrelated drabbles and plot bunnies. Home of the original Cupboard!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 3817 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Horrendously Inexact Science of Flirtation by tepid sponge bath reviews
Wherein Sherlock Holmes cannot flirt with women to save his life and John Watson tries to help him out - the working word here is "tries".
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blondy Locks by EnjolrasForever reviews
Sherlock has a weird name. John wonders how he got it.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Fake Marriage of Miss Molly Hooper by Call it Maglc reviews
"Molly, I'm going to ask you to do me a favor tonight." "A favor? What kind of favor?" "I'm going to need you to pretend to be my wife." Sherlock needs Molly to be his fake wife for an investigation, what could go wrong? Sherlock/Molly Written in III Acts
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Nodding Off by tepid sponge bath reviews
Wherein Sherlock finally falls asleep on a case, during an experiment, and Molly is there to catch him.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Not So Never Ending by Pikeru's Angel reviews
A pop, a plop, and a groan. Another person ends up in Amy's garden, though this time the shed stays in tact. Warning: Swearing, mentions of torture, and general angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,760 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - The Master, 11th Doctor - Complete
Molly Bloody Hooper by tepid sponge bath reviews
A zombie apocalypse in the Sherlock universe. Caused accidentally on purpose by one Molly Hooper. She's trying to make up for it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
Breaking Point by tepid sponge bath reviews
Sherlock never seems to appreciate anything Molly does for him. And she will not take it lying down anymore. Rated for the swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 257 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Stefan's Return by Noel Deitrich reviews
Stefan is healed by a Bartoli Baby and goes looking for the Supernaturalists. He soon finds out that they've moved on with their lives. He eventually meets up with Cosmo who tries to convince the others that Stefan's alive.
Supernaturalist - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Stefan B., Cosmo H.
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out by WargishBoromirFan reviews
Drabble: Young Boromir and Theodred attempt to figure out the logistics of sending a cross-country message by arrow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Boromir, Faramir, Theodred, Théoden - Complete
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A Study In Luck reviews
Sherlock meets his worst enemy, Luck, with dire consequences.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Choice of Regulus Arcturus Black
Regulus in the caves of the Inferi. Part-poetry. One-shot. I've had this one knocking around unpublished in a draw for a while. Sorry, guys, the computer uploaded the wrong file. Had to republish. Love, Fish XOX
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Regulus B.
Of Angry Stone reviews
The Doctor finally arrives at Acrethorn Orphanage. He discovers an ignored, mad boy and must fight the gargoyle that haunts him. He must open the locked door that rattles and creaks. But there is a prowler in the hall, an eye at the keyhole. A new enemy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Auntie Cryptanalyst reviews
Sherlock has an unexpected meeting with his past. Just musings, hope you like.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Broken Lightbulb reviews
The Doctor visits a supermarket. Mini-fic. Follow-on from Peripheral Park. Please R&R.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Peripheral Park reviews
They feast on light and drain energy. They suck the water from your bodies. They are tree people. Amy, Rory and The Doctor are stranded in the dark world of an endless wood. They're only hope of a way out is the path of mirrors left by a time traveller.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete