Hola, mis amigos! The nickname's Toni, Suomi, or NYC to some of my long-time amigos. Or NYC the Penguin as some might know me by my old penname, but my writer's muse is currently stuck in Iberia so... yeah. (That's the Catalan spelling of 'España' before you tell me I got it wrong) I'm a simple little fanfiction writer from the little South-East Asian island nation of Singapore. I write mostly for Hetalia, since I'm working on a parody of the well-known HetaGame, HetaOni, called HetaOni: Nordic-Baltic Eight. Just check out whatever's in my Favourites list to know what fandoms I'm in, I can't be bothered to put them here any more.

Among the many genres of story I can write I enjoy writing crossovers and story parodies. I'm also a master with suspense and humour, for some reason, so expect laughs and cliffhangers within my writing. ;)

Outside of FF.net, you can find me on DeviantART (Quasi-Harkness) and Tumblr (sundried-tomatoes)! I waste my time on doing stuff with MMD and making HetaGames on RPG Maker. Heh. I'm also found managing my Hetalia ask account, Ask-the-Spaniard, on DeviantART.

I also run a (fictional) camp based on Camp Half-Blood and Hogwarts named Camp D.W., built for those freak half-god half-wizard kids out there. What, you never knew people like that existed? A god can have kids with the mother of monsters, so why can't a demigod be a wizard too? *shrug*

My Fan Fictions:

Race Against Time (Penguins of Madagascar): a two (possibly three) part story. Skipper is infected by a virus of Blowhole's design. Kowalski races against time to find a cure, but will he get to it before the sand runs out of the hourglass? ON HIATUS.

Operation Late-Night Snack (Penguins of Madagascar): A request from a friend. Someone has eaten all of Private's Winkies, and Skipper agrees to go with him on a two-man operation to restock. But this mission has high chances of going wrong, and the Winky bandit is closer to them than they thought... ON HIATUS.

HetaOni: Nordic-Baltic Eight (Hetalia Axis Powers): On that fateful day, America had invited not just the World Eight to check out the famous mansion, he had invited the Baltics and Nordics too! A parody of the original HetaOni. INCOMPLETE.

Big Brother (Hetalia Axis Powers): Iceland wakes up one morning to find that something has happened to the other Nordics... something incredibly awkward. Not to mention very ironic. INCOMPLETE.

Coffee (Hetalia Axis Powers): One-shot prologue to my Hetalia fangame, Project Espanya. Romano is invited to coffee at exactly 5pm with a certain someone, except they never show up... COMPLETE.

My Goals:

1. Finish HetaOni: Nordic-Baltic Eight

2. Figure out a story for Project Espanya

Hetalia Pledge

I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta.

I promise to remember Germany
whenever someone says West.

I promise to remember Japan
whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake.

I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.

I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who.

I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose.

I promise to remember China
whenever I see Hello Kitty.

I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe.

I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.

I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.

I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA.

I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.

I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato field.

I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.

I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan.

I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano.

I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!

I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl.

I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun.

I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.

I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.

I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.

I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle.

I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes.

I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.

I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see boat.

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.

I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.

Hetalia pairings I support (FYI and platonic only)

SuFin (OTP #1)

Spamano (OTP #2)

Anything with Nordics, really

USUK

SpUK (more of a 'frenemies' thing)

I like it when the Italy, German or N. American bros do cute fluffy stuff together too :3

Hetalia pairings I can't stand

None, actually. Yey :D

Fan fiction characters:

WIP. Probably to infinity. And beyond. :P