"Honestly, unless someone's maimed, dead, or dying, I'm going back to sleep." The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins written from Haymitch Abernathy's point of view. Because I've always wanted to know what Haymitch was thinking/doing.

As far as Sirius can see, Weasley family politics aren't that different from Black family politics.

In war, deaths are often sudden and leave no time for words of wisdom. Luckily, there are those whose final words remain with us, and they speak for more those that spoke them. A series of drabbles pairing famous last words to canon characters' deaths.

Twelve deaths from the 74th Hunger Games, seen through the eyes of the mentors. Characters include Johanna, Cashmere, Glimmer, Marvel, Clove, Cato, Foxface, Rue, Thresh, OCs, Gen. POVs implied.

We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.

The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.

The story of Finnick Odair's life, starting at the 65th Hunger Games and working its way up to and through the Hunger Games trilogy. Now complete!

Voldemort is dead but Harry missed his last year at Hogwarts so has no magical qualifications. No NEWTS is bad news. He needs a respectable job if he is to court Miss Weasley. Perhaps he might do better back in the muggles' world.

Seven years; seven times Severus Snape refused to show weakness. He never did learn. Gen fic, focusing on the adult characters mostly.

A chronicle of Saruman's progression into evil, from the original diary. Parody and Humor.

COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.

A guide to winning the Hunger Games, by Enobaria. Rated for obvious reasons. *Written for Starvation Forum's May prompt: What don't you understand? I won.*

I volunteered for the 66th Hunger Games because I thought my victory would set me free. But freedom is just a word, an illusion that can never be reality for someone like me. I was a fool, and now I will have to pay the price. Cashmere's POV continued

A series of one-shots depicting unwritten moments in The Hunger Games, Catching Fire and Mockingjay -CF and MJ spoilers-

An exploration of Foxface. District Five Project, Tribute, Surviving Girl, Living Girl, Dead Girl.

Where was Dustfinger the night Meggie couldn't find him at Elinor's? Capricorn's spy makes his report, but a confrontation with Basta shows Dustfinger whose side he's truly on. One-shot.

The mysterious, sly and impeccably smart character dubbed only as 'Foxface' by Katniss may just be another ordinary, dead tribute. But there is more to this strange girl than one might think, and she, like the others, does have one thing: a story.

We all know how Foxface died. But what about her life before?

Winning definitely isn't everything. And no one knows that more than the Victors of the Hunger Games. A one-shot for every victor ever mentioned in the series, and possibly some that weren't. Updated daily hopefully!

It is the people who make the country and thus it is the people who should be examined. A series of 44 oneshots, featuring most names on the character list plus a few extras. Would be every name but it was written before the list updated.

"Well aren't you a pair," April says when November returns carrying the newest addition to their team.

Because who knows when the odds will be against you? A series of 100-word drabbles with many characters, points of view, and stolen moments from the Hunger Games series. .: MOCKINGJAY SPOILER-FREE UNTIL END OF OCTOBER! :.

The dragons of heaven and earth get invited to a party. Crackfic based on an amusing dream I had. XD Chapter 5 is up!

This is "The Hunger Games" entirely from Foxface's point of view. Learn about the District 5 tributes and see the Games through Foxface AKA Holly's point of view. NOW COMPLETE! :D R&R please!

Haymitch's POV. His thoughts during the Games, and also flashbacks to his own experiences in the Hunger Games.

Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.

Misuzu's life as a landlady is one thing, but having to deal with shopping for food, accessories, and a black cat can be troublesome. No pairings. Misuzu, Mao, Huang, Hei, & Yin.

The mentors of the 74th Games were asked, before the tributes went into the arena, what they thought of their tributes . These are their first thoughts. 24 oneshots for 24 tributes, side-piece to Sponsors and Game over.

'Then my mind whirls back into gear and I do what I've been doing my whole life. I act.' When Lucas Haron is chosen to represent District 10 in the Seventy Fourth Annual Hunger Games, his life is turned upside down. Runner up in the 2010 THG fic awards.

CF spoilers! A 'what if' scenario about the people who would face the Gamemakers. Not intended to be taken seriously.

A Contractor walks through the streets of Tokyo using his power to swap peoples' minds around. Unfortunately Misaki and Hei's path crosses his. Misaki/Hei pairing.

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

After getting drunk at a party after the 12th Angel, Shinji and Asuka wake up... married! This could get messy...

Originally intended to be a comic, but I can't draw, so...

Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!

Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.

Ever wondered what our favorite little marten thinks of life, the universe, and the PLOT? Then this is the story for you...

The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”

Post DH. In the wake of victory, Harry struggles with life, love, and the reform of the British wizarding world. He learns that life is complex, and that happy endings are fleeting. Chapter 24- Dreams: The Unicorn in Kensington Gardens

It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.

Oneshot. The MI6 trio attempts to build a snowman.

Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.

Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Eine Parodie auf die unfortschrittliche Welt der Magie und eine Vision darüber, wie die wundersamen Einfälle des Albus Dumbledore die Technik in Hogwarts Einzug halten lässt. Komplett! Es gibt jetzt einen zweiten Teil! Zu finden unter meinem Account!

Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Our favorite fire eater defends his family from a host of lovesick young men armed to the teeth with flowers. Oneshot, set before Inkheart.

Yeah, I couldn't resist. Why read the book when you could read this? Because the book will give you a better idea of what it's all about. But read this anyway. Oops it's all in bold...I'll fix that.

Midnight, and none of the Order sleeps. Angst, humour, romance...the house at Grimmauld Place has it all. Oneshot, arthouse attempt.

LOTR/MITM Malcolm awakens in Mirkwood Forest and quickly releases he is in trouble, because Reese and Dewey are with him. Middle Earth will never be the same again.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.