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A few stories I might write or will eventually write, but you vote on; SUMMARIES~ (in progress)

Harry Potter:

For the first time ever, a transfer student comes to hogwarts. his name? Carran Sandrie, soon made famous by the ever present smile on his, according to the ever informed Malfoy, royal face.

He was put in Slytherin but somehow manages to become friends with most of the other houses, simply stating that his being put in Slytherin "makes me clever and selfish, not evil."

but there are no wizarding kings, queens, princcesses, or princes, so who or what does he rule? and why does he seem to be good at every-damned-thing

Harry is curious as to where he dissapears to every two weeks and exactly two days.

Malfoy is frustrated with his stupid talent in every class in the damned school, not to mention his goody goody smile he always has. he must have some weakness. no one is that perfect.

Pansy really wants to get into his pants. really, really badly.

Ron likes him. he's a good guy and is as smart as Hermione without the rule obsession, not to mention he's totally up for giving Quidditch tips and training in the dark of night so that the ginger haired boy wont get shy in front of people

Hermione is cautious, he told her his background, should she keep this information from Harry, who has been snooping around Carran for the last several days? Sometimes she hated how smart she was.

Dumbledore has been as fair as he can for the young royal, his was so strict to himself that it was hard to see how the boy ever had fun, still, his every move tried to make everyone around him happy. he admired the child's perseverance in hi situation.

Carran really cares about his friends, but that doesn't mean he'll break his rules for them. he'd lost count on how many girls he'd turned down, if he could turn off his glamour abilities, he would, surely the girls would leave him alone then. Hermione seems to be the only person he can talk to, and soon he breaks down and tells her his frustrations, she gives him valid advice, "Just be yourself." she had said. what a good idea, he thought. the next day, he was going to tell proffesor Lupin that he wanted the class to do a study on him. it was time they learned about them.

Rated M for STUUUUUFFFFF

Anti Twilight:

Jack was an evil, sadistic vampire, a REAL vampire, non of that sparkle bullshit. he'd heard about some damned fairies living with a bunch of cattle down in some rainy-ass town in america. he heard one of them had actually fallen in LOVE with one. he cringed at the thought, them? touching something as beautiful as him? not hardly, disgusting vile things like her should be hurriedly eaten.

They are food, not something worth loving.

he thought.

rated M for FRIGGIN VIOLENCE AND BLOOD AND STUFF.

Hellboy:

Germans made him nervous, and just cause this one was like him didnt make it any better.

they name him Nightmare, after his looks and his abilities. he could enter your mind and make you halucinate, they had found him in an isane institution, plaguing the nutjobs with horrible nightmares, stopping all progress on their mental recovery. He looked a lot like a slender black scaled version of Hellboy, he didn't speak any language known to humans, though Abe seemed to know what he meant.

Abe had taken a liking to the horned 18-year-old, he enjoyed having a campanion who could swim in water for hours without air, he esspecially enjoyed teaching the child things, like history and how to read, showing him famous books and stories.

but that didn't last long when they noticed that Nightmare seemed to have a bit of a personality disorder.

Hellboy didn't often get to say I told you so, but, he told you so.

Pirates of the Carribbean:

Duck was a relatively unknown pirate, but that was what she wanted. she hated attention, seeing as she's lived long enough to know that the colonists would soon squash all that was left of pirates, and then taking what you want, when you want would get to be almost immposible. She stole and plundered, but never left any alive to tell her story, of course, every pirate knew of her, oh, they didn't know who she was, she was simply known as the demon ghost, or ghost pirate, terror of the seas, taker of no prisoners.

That was what was in store for Jack- I mean Captain Jack Sparrow. on his mad search for a new ship, seeing as he once again lost the pearl, he ran into a dark grey ship with no flag. he quickly climbed on board to find a young-looking fiery red haired woman as captain. to gain her ship he tries to seduce her, until of course, he learns she has no interest whatsoever in romance, seeing as she was over two hundred years old.

a storm hits them hard, Calipso, goddess of the seas, has a neverending rage for Duck, who has previously done her a great wrong.

Floating alone on the sea, Duck and Jack must work together to fight against the state, davey jones, and angry, vengeful sea witch, and a new enemy that Jack had never before attempted to imagine.

Avatar the Last Air Bender:

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House of Night:

Nick hates vampyres with a burning passion, after all, how cocky do you have to be to blame raw human talent on the fact of their species? vampyre actors were born as talented humans before a tracker deemed them functional enough to want them. So, he set out to be the best at something as a human, trouble is, he also dislikes humans, so he has to choose something that he could do better than vampyres that has nothing to do with humans; his solution? Writing. he studies and studies until he soon becomes a child prodigy. of course, when he turns 17, he's gets marked.

he then refuses to leave home, soon passing out from pain and lack of blood.

rushed to the Tulsa House of Night, Neferet, the kind hearted high priestess, attempts to nurse Damiens new roomate to heath. In the infirmary room, Damien and a few vampyres try and talk Nick into taking his medicine, in his struggle to refuse anything made by a vampyre, he once again causes himself to pass out, this time though, Neferet could feel the life leave his body.

In mourning, the vampyres bowed their heads, but not Damien, he watched in horror as his late roomates saphire cresent bubbles, filling in with some sort of black ooze, leaving a filled in black cresent moon.

rated -shrug- for some serious teenage angst and violence

Danny Phantom:

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Martin Mystery:

Attack of the Ex Agent- Martin, Diana and Java are sent on a mission to check up on one of The Center's retired agents. MOM warns Martin that it would be wise for males to stay a good distance away until the situation is under control. This, of course, drives Martin into one infamous shpeels on what could possibly be so dangerous.

The soon find out why Ex-agent Alexander Thompson is an ex-agent.

Alexander is a creature from a different dimension that was forced into this world via crazy satanist humans attemping to summon a demon, after he was found in the summoning chamber, the priests arrested, he was hired by The Center as a tactical agent, who delt mostly with bothersome Aliens or rogue mosters who were immortal or otherwise almost immpossible to capture, incapasitate or extinguish from exsistence.

Until about a year and three months after his hiring, at which point he, as well as The Center, learned that Human DNA is almost the same as his species.

Rated M with a plot. violence and Intimacy included.

can a writer doa fanfic for something they've written? (like...can JKRowling do a harry potter fanfic?) does it still count as a fanfic? or is it technicaly canon now? (not that i'd do a fanfic of my own stories, cuz if I want something to happen in the story, hey, it'll just make it happen) *troll face*

oh yes, I also have a god complex and on the internet I enjoy being the god of Alin (thazza world I created) named Imaji, as you can see from my id, she has cat ears and tail. (she would be an anthro dragon/human thing but I've already made her- so in comments I may just use Drayko ((my dragon character)) to reply if I wanna use something dragonish.)

You Say Pink
I Say rainbow
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Gorillaz
You Say Jonas Brothers
I Say AHAHAHAHAHAfuckyou.
You Say Zac Efron
I Say ahahahahahaha Everyone is better then Zac Efron
You Say Rap
I Say techno
You Say I'm Weird
I Say im unique, just like everyone else including you
put this in your bio if you like.

DO NOT READ BELOW IF YOU ARE PARANOID ABOUT GHOSTS. IF YOUR NOT, then go right ahead.

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I'M THE TYPE OF GiRL
WHO WiLL BURST OUT LAUGHiNG iN DEAD
SiLENCE BECAUSE OF SOMETHiNG THAT
HAPPENED YESTERDAY.

FRIENDS LEND YOU AN UMBRELLA BUT BEST FRIENDS TAKE YOURS AND SAY RUN LOSER RUN!!

put this in your profile if you have ever cried from laughing so hard at something that wasn't even funny!! *sighs at self* sadly, i have

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97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile.

i have nothing against twilight- even though the story could very well use some very needed tune ups- my problem is with the twitards and Robert whats-his-fuck, the director must have been blind, and deaf...and unable to smell. Edward cullen is suppossed to be this outrageously hot guy correct? then what was that hairy nasty playing him?

Robert pattison makes bigfoot look like my grandma's hairless cat.

nya? oh hello there- Im Imaji, im a god *sarcastic sinsere smile* id like to ask a favour of you, since i did put you through so much. reading ym whole bio and what not. id like to ask, if you would be so kind as to sugest a fanfic i should write. just send me a msg naming a either well known or easily accessed tv show movie or book (maybe not a book im not good with book fanfictions) and if you have an idea for a story. i may or may not try it (i probably will try, i have a hard time saying no with this kind of thing...that and im bored.)

FIFTY THINGS I WILL NOT DO AT HOGWARTS:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

My Harry Potter Stats:
House: uhm...no one can decide between syth and gryff
Wand: MAPLE. CUZ IM CANANDIAN. uh...12 inch,becuz 12 is awesome and less cliche than 13
Pet: Drayko (my half dragon character)
Quidditch Position: BEATER. FUKYEAH
Animagus: dragon. cuz thats how i roll...fly*
Patronus: prolly a cat...
Future Job: writer...*sigh* even as a wizard my job is still the same...
Element: earth. i dont know why, i dont know how, but thats what it is.
HP Character Most Compatible With: Draco, Ron, Hermy...maybe, Dumbles, Harry, SIRIUSHP Ship: Draco/Harry Harry/Ginns Ron/hermy Ron/Draco Ron/Harry Any/OC
Favorite Teachers: Snape, Lupin, Lockhart XD, Dumbles, Mcgog. even filch even though hes not a teacher
Favorite Characters: Harry, Draco, Hermione, Looney Luna, Lupin, SIRIUS, Ron, most weasleys. NOT PERCY. HES CURSED. FREDKILLER.
Favorite Classes: all of them. ITS A FUCKING SCHOOL FOR WIZARDS. ID BE MORE OF A NERD THAN HERMY. ITS MAGIC. WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT? EVERYTHING.

I've been told that i am a CLUELESS UKE.

Easygoing and energetic, those with the Clueless Uke personality just want to have fun. And although they often tend to have a spaced out or 'clueless' look about them, it's probably because they are lost in their own thoughts, imagining their next big project - for this personality isn't happy unless they are planning or working creatively, whether their passion is music, video games, or making things with their own hands. They also love to be entertained, which may be why they so easily attract the Opportunist Seme - who keeps them interested, with their slightly devious ways, without being demanding, or overwhelming the Clueless Uke's need to still feel free to do as they please. And although this personality can tend to be a bit clueless when it comes to interpersonal relationships, they make fun and caring partners when they find that special seme to amuse and look after them.

aparently I'm compadible with something called a 'opertunist' seme. goody. *sarcasm*

the quiz is funny, you should take it: