It's difficult being a young woman sent to Middle earth without her consent, especially when forced into the Fellowship. Now, the war's over and Alex still can't go home. But when she finds an unlikely friendship in King Thranduil, Middle earth is up for a big surprise. DISCO PARTY! Sequel to Reasons why not to join the Fellowship of the Ring. (Not a necessary read, summary inside)

"Steve smiled, with teeth and everything because, wasn't she just fantastic? She knew he was Captain America, and yet she still wanted to know Apple Pie Steve, the man with a routine and a schedule and a sketchpad."-Where Steve Rogers falls in love with the woman who likes Steve first and Captain America second. [On going series of One-Shots]

Several months after his mysterious survival, tables and tabloids are turning against Severus Snape. He faces a conspiracy, legal troubles and has no reason to be in a good mood. And then there's a capricious woman to consider … This is all about the big question: can there be happiness for Snape?

Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.

I slowly open my eyes and my hands graze warm, wet grass. What happened to the sand? As my eyes adjust to the bright sunlight I notice a figure above me, looking down at me. My eyes adjust more and I see that he is wearing a white hooded robe and he has what looks like a knife in his hands. Oh god, where am I?

What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.

While there are no promises (from Ubisoft, etc.) for an Assassin's Creed movie, I wrote a possible screenplay/script for if there will be a movie. Anyone is welcome to build off of and share this so long as they reference me! I have never written in screenplay format before, so forgive me if there are errors ;)

Title explains it all. Read to find out if you dare...or simply just instrested.

America has invited Stephen Lynch to perform at the next world meeting. How will the countries react to Stephen's songs. Rated for suggestive themes and cursing.

Have you ever wondered what the horse that Ezio rode was thinking? Probably not, but NOW you're thinking about it, right? Anyway, this is basiclly that, and it's funny. Rated T for violence and mild language. My first fanfic, I'm looking for reviews!