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Well...

I guess I'm supposed to write something about me here...

-mindblank

Oh well. Here goes nothing.

Hey guys. My name is Xiao. My age is insignificant, and I live in Sydney, Australia.

I've been reading through Naruto for a while now, and I just made this weird connection.

Kyuubi = Hiroshima Bomb.

I mean seriously think about it.

Two Shinobi World Wars (and he phrased it like that as well)

Iwa = America (hatred of Konoha)

Bloodline Purges = Holocaust

Its actually very viable if you think about it.

~ Jack of Diamonds ~


I'm Sorry

I'm Sorry
That I bought you roses
To tell you that I like you

I'm Sorry
That I was raised with respect
Not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm Sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
To "satisfy" your wants

I'm Sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm Sorry
That I'm not cute enough
To be "your guy"

I'm Sorry
That I am actually nice;
Not a jerk

I'm Sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
To buy you expensive things

I'm Sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
Cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm Sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm Sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
But never good enough to date

I'm Sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
But when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm Sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
But not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm Sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat,
Only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm Sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours,
instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm Sorry
That you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm Sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
But don't care

But most of all

I'm Sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm Sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm Sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm Sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm Sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm Sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm Sorry
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'


Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
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Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
When faced with rejection, a man has only two choices: To wallow and despair or rise above and take that step toward the future… For Naruto, it is no different. But he makes the right choice. He chooses to become a true shinobi. Now, watch as he goes forth into the world and carve his name into history. All will know his name - Naruto the Angel of Death.
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A Mother's Love: Beyond Life and Death by dracohalo117 reviews
We all know Kushina is Naruto's mother...but what if she wasn't, what if his mother was a Shinigami, and not just any...the one nobody would expect to be capable of motherly affection?
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Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
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All Along the Watchtower by bhoy1888 reviews
Angels and Demons. Assassins and Knights. Elements and Magicks. This is the story of Harry Sirius Potter and how he overcame the memory of the night he stood his ground and fought for his life against the Darkest Dark Lord of an age. This is story of how he lost, how he stood back up, how he tore a hole in heaven's plan and how he told fate just where she could shove it...
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Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
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Uzumaki Clan's Rebirth by G3rMan reviews
Naruto has gained knowledge of his heritage, and of a bloodline thought extinct. He must now leave Konoha to master his new abilities and bring back the glory of the Uzumaki, and he will have the help of a busty kage with a similar past. NaruxMei
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Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
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Namikaze Naruto: True Heir of the Rikudō Sennin by joshnaruto reviews
Naruto leaves for training for four years, he unlocks the Rinnegan and strives to become Hokage, on his way back he comes across the Kakuzu and Hidan battle against Kakashi and some others. Strong Naruto. not sure on pairings up for suggestions!
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Code Geass R3: The Empresses Wish by FireIceWindEarth reviews
Alternate Ending to Code Geass: The girl stood up straight and spoke proudly, regaining her composure. “My name is Lilia Vi Britannia, 115th Emperor and 4th Empress of the New Britannia Empire.”
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The Daemon of Pein Part 2: The Eclipse of Dawn by The Disciple of Pein reviews
After two and a half years training, Uzumaki Naruto is finally ready to continue the mission he started long ago. With the Ekokaeten, he will cut down any who stand in his way of uniting the remaining seven Jinchuriki.
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Demonic Nemesis by DarkFayt reviews
Naruto has always had the makings of Ultimate Power. What if he developed a few special abilities and truly trained before team 7? How far could Naruto reach in life if pushed to do so? Lets see...NarutoXHarem
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The Castaway Prince by ClockMaker411 reviews
After coming to her rescue, Kallen is given a chance to show her feelings for Lelouch. How will that confession bear on his already tremulous relationship with C.C., who has, unbeknownst to him, claimed him for herself? Lemon, erotica, 18 and over.
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Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
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The Gallery by Toph the Trickster reviews
The gallery of Palace Britannia held the most coveted of collection. On this particular day, however, the Ninety-ninth empress decided to look through the paintings at one isolated section, and look at moments past. LLxCC
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FateGeass: The Eden Vital War by AlfheimWanderer reviews
Long ago, there was a war between Code-bearers over the power of Eden Vital, a war that destroyed Atlantis and set mankind back to the Stone Age. Now war rages again, with C.C. and V.V. choosing champions to fight a battle for the world's fate. AU
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Bolts from the Blue by HATEmach1ne reviews
SCRAPPED
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The Note inside the Pink Crane by AngelWarriors reviews
He wrote his true feelings for her inside a pink crane he gave her. C.C./Lelouch
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Nine Tailed Serpent: The Darkest Era by LT2000 reviews
Sequel to Nine Tailed Serpent. Uzumaki Naruto made an impulsive deal with a crimson-eyed devil, leaving his home and friends behind. Now, he wagers his life on a hopeless plan to obliterate Akatsuki from within, with naught but his existence as the prize.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,127 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Naruto U.
The Truth Hurts by FireIceWindEarth reviews
Lelouch tells everyone how he REALLY feels about them. Oneshot
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A Beautiful Death by Uncle Joe reviews
Many eons have passed for a war weary Naruto, and now comes his final hour watch as the man who could be a god makes his last stand. Oneshot. Complete
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Goodnight, and Goodbye As Well by FireIceWindEarth reviews
Code Geass 1-Shot, C.C. xx Lelouch. Code Geass R25 content. Lelouch and C.C. say goodbye.
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Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
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Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
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Our Love Will Save Our World by MajorKris reviews
Chapter 18 Up! A collaboration fic between iWillhexyou and I. Haruhi's life is in danger from Yuki's organization. Can Kyon and her friends protect her, or is the world more important than saving her life? Contains Romance and M rated Material.
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