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All the Stars by BlueWay reviews
When the Long Night of Solace is evaporated over Reach via the weaponized usage of a Slipspace Drive, it ferries with it in its swallowed sections the Covenant Empire and, more horrifyingly, the desperate measures that the UNSC used to fight them. When they are found in a universe on the precipice of their own history, the meaning of the term "Mass Effect" will change forever.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 362,913 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 6/8/2018 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Rookie, Shepard (F)
DC - Remastered Edition by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
A young man from earth is reborn into the DC universe with the powers of the gamer. Except, the circumstances of his reincarnation, are less than satisfactory. Dark Fic. DarkGamer!Fic. Eventual Antagonistic!Gamer.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,051 - Reviews: 3297 - Favs: 5,161 - Follows: 5,869 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Barbara Gordon/Batgirl/Oracle, OC, Selina K./Catwoman
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 320,013 - Reviews: 7827 - Favs: 8,746 - Follows: 9,642 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
This Bites! by Xomniac reviews
Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 76 - Words: 1,575,394 - Reviews: 6976 - Favs: 5,803 - Follows: 5,464 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Straw Hats P., OC
Legacy Undone by LD 1449 reviews
It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 325,544 - Reviews: 4379 - Favs: 4,996 - Follows: 5,660 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Re:Gamer by Akallas von Aerok reviews
Normally, heroes are given a second chance, whether that chance be second life or another go at their current. Naruto was given such a chance because really, how could you not be called a hero after stopping an invasion? But could it truly be called a second chance if he is not even human? What the hell was he supposed to do as an Imp?
Crossover - Naruto & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 127 - Words: 433,837 - Reviews: 5547 - Favs: 4,156 - Follows: 4,281 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Naruto U.
Man off the Moon by FiendLurcher reviews
The story of an unyielding man thrust into a galaxy of myriad grays—of questioning the past and of walking the same steps, wondering whether any answers beyond death lie at the end of that long, ever-winding road. (Ch36@10.1k words atm)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 646,317 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 3,856 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/15/2018 - Archer
The Strange Relationship Between Oppai Dragon and Ramen Chef by Death to Original Naming reviews
A blonde ninja who changed his job occupation to that of a ramen chef meets an extremely lecherous teenager who will probably be called Oppai Dragon sooner or later. This story devolves from there. Involves subpar grammar, subparier comedy and the subpariest sense of structuring ever.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 136,758 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Naruto U., H. Issei, T. Koneko, OC
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3264 - Favs: 8,891 - Follows: 8,623 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Of Gods and Men(?) by Teninshigen reviews
Life sucks, then you die. Such is the wisdom of the ages - which proved about as 'wise' as ever for the two men who awoke to whole new lives in another world. From very different beginnings they arrive at the same spot, and as always the only possible result is chaos. Spells and swords may make us sore, but dragon fire can't melt steel beams. (Dual self-insert/SI w/xanothos)
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,322 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 4/20/2018 - A. Asia, V. Gasper, OC
Fate:stay night: The Dragon of the Seventh Heaven by Starlight's Poet reviews
On the day before he was to die, Issei Hyoudou received a deck of cards, albeit very bizarre ones. The next day, just before Issei is about to be to killed by Raynare, an unknown power awakens within. Reviving lost souls? Cute monster girls? Angels and demons? Not quite what he pictured his life when dealing with insanely hot women. Non-SG Issei/Heaven's Feel Issei
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 85,941 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 10/30/2017 - H. Issei
Alternate Past, Uncertain Future Mk II by Follower38 reviews
Co-written with aDarkOne History, a single event, can alter so much, let alone two. The San'Shyum are no more. The Krogan Empire stands strong. Humanity is now a giant among the stars. With three Galactic Superpowers in play, will an encounter see a new Golden Age, or an Era of War? (Chapters 1-12 being rewritten)
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 279,720 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 8/28/2012
Skittering thief by ShayneT reviews
Granted powers from another world, Taylor Hebert must deal with a Cape world that is out to kill her when they discover that she can permanently steal powers.
Crossover - Heroes & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 237,015 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Complete
Irregular Metronome by The Jingo reviews
Whatever Naruto was expecting after the longest bender of his life, waking up squealing with red hair as he was being born wasn't it. As for Sasuke, there's only one way to describe biting into an onigiri and ending up in a different world: "God damn." Part One of Ouroboros/Resonance.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 336,402 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 10/30/2016 - [Naruto U., Ravel P.] [Sasuke U., Rias G.] - Complete
My Effect: Divergence by Lanilen reviews
Has your sense of direction ever gotten you into trouble? Mine's so bad that it's capable of breaking the laws of physics. Once, I went for a walk in New Zealand in 2014, and ended up on Mindoir during a batarian raid in 2170. Where I met someone. Self-insert (SI), cover by Pretend Fiction.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,718 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Shepard (F), Shiala, Benezia, OC
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9287 - Favs: 8,217 - Follows: 6,779 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Dragon of Dragons: Game of the Year Edition by Silent Songbird reviews
Hyoudou Issei is known for his perverted nature and the possession of the the Boosted Gear. However, in another universe entirely, he has two sacred gears. The Boosted Gear, and of course a reality warping gear known only as the mysterious Exodus Switch. A power that allows him to live his entire life... as a video game. So what do Ninjas have to do with all this? VideoGame!Issei.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 335,365 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Naruto U., H. Issei
An American in Westeros by Cruen07 reviews
A modern American man finds himself in Westeros. Armed with foreknowledge, semi-modern technology and with Seven years to prepare, can the new Lord Hunter Whent of Harrenhal decide who wins the Game of Thrones?
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,078 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Tywin L.
Wearing Robert's Crown by drakensis reviews
The Robert Baratheon who takes the crown in AC 283 is not the man who they expected, nor will he be the king they looked for. Through the eyes of others as the Seven Kingdoms seeks an new balance of power under a new dynasty. (SI).
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 186,281 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Eddard S./Ned, Stannis B., Tywin L., Jon A.
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 237,320 - Reviews: 4189 - Favs: 7,306 - Follows: 7,205 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Serafall L.
Crucible - Super Weapon or Trap? by BadLoki reviews
What if a certain someone that had been monitoring the Mass Effect reality had finally had enough? Mostly Mass Effect with a dash of Trek.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,576 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Q, Shepard (M), D. Anderson, Illusive Man
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3641 - Favs: 9,153 - Follows: 8,809 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Konoha no San Yuri by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. Neither was succesful. "Best. Team. Ever." He declared, weeping tears of joy. - In which Naruto is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,201 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Naruko U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 5,036 - Follows: 4,983 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Remnants of a Shinobi's Fire by ippus67 reviews
[ON HIATUS until Naruto ends] Konoha has fallen. Desperate to escape, our heroes turned to the sea for refuge. Watch as they struggle to find their place in the New World and take back what they've lost. Alliances are formed, cover ups are unraveled, and the Void Century blurs reality. Team Seven–centric. Strong!Sakura.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,910 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Straw Hats P.
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