John wakes up tied to a chair and is interrogated by two men who seem to be under the impression he's a demon of some sort. The orange eyed one seems to be a bit more sympathetic though, perhaps he can convince him to let him go. Demonstuck with an incubus!John and hunter!Dirk Dave. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN

John has been sent to prison for patricide that he didn't do. But with the help of a few convicts: a green-eyed psychotic with vengeance, a German assassin-smoker, and the brother of that assassin who happens to be his cellmate and just intimidates him, he might escape out of here if he can survive the prison life. Convictstuck AU.

John has always been bullied at his school, and is rather depressed. However his best friend Dave just moved into town... Depressed!John and Vampire!Dave. bad summary is always bad, rated T for idiotic Teenagers.

Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens when Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company?

Just a yaoi-licious fan fiction. There will be smut in later chapters (Pssst, see chapter 8 ). John/Dave with sprinkles of John/Kat. This will be very triggering later on. Some chapters are very short. Also posted on Ao3.

John has to move to an all new state. Will he be able to deal with it when he falls for the most popular boy in school, dave? What about when dirk- a posessive jealous jerk- has his sights set on the plucky new boy? rated M for smut.

Your name is John Egbert, super awesome demon hunter kinda , and you currently have a sunglasses clad demon sitting on your couch eating fruit loops out of what you believe is a mixing bowl, and frankly your a bit unsure of what to do.

Cecil can't be heartless – not even in the strictest, most literal sense. In many ways, Cecil is the heart of Night Vale, and a man who coos at virtual kittens like Cecil does, looks at Carlos with the amazing, somewhat terrifying love that Cecil does, can never be defined as heartless. No, logic dictates it simply has to be someplace else, then, someplace not in his chest.

Human AU where Tavros, a trainee at the local aquarium which features mermaids and other exotic animals, find an injured mer of a rare and aggressive species. T for swearing and blood. Rating may change due to possible gore in later chapters.

Actual title: "The Course of Promiscuity Showed Little Care for Public Transport," but there isn't enough space, so... To Germany, the train was supposed to be a means of transportation. To Italy, the train was a perfect place for sex.

Sex.