DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

Lovestories aren't written. They just happen because there's ground to let them happen. Or maybe because some changes are possible... Matt, homophobic, Mello, gay, and the ground's giving in under their feet...

The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.

Matt finds an interesting book while closet-rummaging. Why,it's an all-purpose guide to bothering Mello! How convenient! Needless to say, hilarity ensues, with Raito, L, and others... Complete after a ridiculous hiatus ! MxM

Everyone assumed that Lauren didn't like Derek because he was a werewolf. They were wrong.

Rewrites of chapters from The Summoning through The Reckoning

Chloe realizes that their relationship has to change if it is going to survive.

Killua and Gon with hint of Kurapika and Leorio -BEEN REWRITTEN-SEE PROFILE FOR ADDITIONAL DETAILS-

It takes a village to raise a child. How many are needed for four? One-shots surrounding the relationships between the adults and children of Discipline Cottage. K to be safe.

Chloe and Derek are just trying to have a normal vacation. They're left with a night neither will forget.

Derek and Chloe have their own special hunts.

Chloe sends Derek on an uncomfortable errand. It will take a few more years for her to realize that it was this errand and the help of a stranger that made Derek see that he had already decided without thought that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her. A Darkest Powers Chronicles One-Shot. R&R

This is the prequel to Darkest Demise. It tells the story of Irial and Niall's relationship before the events of Darkest Demise that forever changed their lives and the obstacles they overcame along the way. Irial x Niall Warning: Male/Male content and an epic tale of awesomeness will ensue.

After Mello gains his scar he seeks acceptance back in the modelling world, while his photographer, Matt, struggles to get back on form. Sequel to Photo Finish, MxM AU

Vampire!Destiel - Castiel is the Alpha vampire, and took Dean away from his family when he was a child, to serve as the perfect feeder and companion. When Dean grows up, Castiel has big plans for the boy, but first he has to get him there - and with enemies on all sides, mistakes cannot afford to be made. Moved from The Book of Eros by request.

The story of the two boys' relationship and exploration after the breakup. Fiona/Adam are also very much included! Rated M, but mostly T through out. If you don't like some chapters, just skip it hun there's plenty more where they came from.

Matt: junkie hacker. Mello: up-in-coming Mafia boss. An accidental encounter, sequestration, and violence, drugs, and booze later, is it Stockholm or Lima syndrome? Maybe neither. Maybe it's just real. CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX

-AU/AH Chlerek- Chloe is a transfer student for Lyle Academy, which is known for their special duo programs: Gen-Ed and Arts-Ed. However, due to the reason that she transferred late, the dorm rooms are all filled with the exception of one: Derek Souza's

K-Meme fill. Back on the smut train I head

How could this have happened? He was supposed to have been watching Mello's back. To protect him, keep him safe. In the background, smoke rose steadily in plumes; grey tinged with orange as the building blazed in the dark night. Matt felt sick. Horribly, horribly sick. "Oh god.." - NOT what you think. Oneshot

She's either entirely clueless or she knows damn well the power she has over me. Who would've thought that, all I ever really wanted was knowing that I had the very same influence over her? I'm in deep with this girl but, does she feel the same? I can only imagine that, as she reacts like this, she absolutely does. One-Shot for cristinaice. Rated extrememly high T! Please review!

A sweet One-Shot as Chloe waits anxiously for Derek to return. Darkest Powers Chronicles, Chloe and Kit One-shot. Please read and review!

Dots and Dashes, a way of life and a sentence... of death. - Loose connection with "Newsflesh Trilogy" by Mira Grant.

AU PWP - Dean just got kicked out of military school, just as his Dad got remarried to Anna - bringing her techie nerd son right into his house - and right under Dean's nose. Smut, total, smut.

*SPOILER* A story about Irial and Niall's last moments together in Darkest Mercy before Irial dies. Will include sequences from their dreamscape. Includes guy/guy love, so readers beware. Rated M for what may be included later.

Everyone tells white lies from time to time. Even if they're not needed. Co-Authorised. Yaoi, crossdressing, BDSM, bloodplay

'I knew he loved me. His body language screamed it. Though he was just playing with me, always saying 'No, I don't love you.' Even when he does. 'Mihael, go home. Stop bothering me. I don't love you.' That hurt. Why couldn't he admit it'

The ball continues... And the guests must undergo the dance with sin to see if what they're fighting for is truly worth it. To see if what they're fighting for is worth the change. AU

I'm not a doll, and this isn't a doll house. MxM AU

Through a series of word games and acts of spontaneous kindness, Mello tries to ploy Matt into confessing his undying love for him.

Sequel to *Unsettled*: Irial tries to overcome Niall's newfound apathy as they continue to test the boundaries of their relationship. May overlap with some events in RS. Rated M for the guy/guy content in most chapters.

Sequel to DLS. Mello comes to spend the summer with Matt at his uncle's place, but as their relationship becomes more serious, it is challenged by Matt's past and insecurities as well as his refusal to come out to his uncle.

Mello wore the perfect masks at the perfect times. He was perfect. Enter Matt, who wore one perfect mask that Mello needed to shatter. AU.

Matt wasn't a particularly good singer. Mello never complained. MxM, oneshot.

The opening of Cirque du Freak retold from Crepsley's perspective. Looking back, Larten wonders if his unnatural feelings of lust for Darren were all because of Des Tiny, or if a small part of him didn't love Darren from the very beginning.

"15 million dollars!" "15? Does anyone want to go—" "25 million!" "25 million! Anymore? Going once, going twice, going—" "50 million dollars," a certain redheaded teenager announced, making the transaction come to a complete stop. "In cash."

The full story of Niall and Irial, from when they met to after Darkest Mercy. It is a 'gay' pairing, if that's not your cup of tea then don't drink it. Rated M for good reason. Updated.

Two moments of weakness led to unexpected consequences.

Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.

Finny loves Gene, he always has, Gene feels the same way and one frigid winter night they tell each other. But can they keep their love a secret in the puritanical and intensely homophobic atmosphere of Devon boarding school? Or will they be torn apart?

The alarm clock met an untimely death that morning at 4:30 when it had the audacity to try to awaken Mello. I, on the other hand, had been up for hours. MxM, Matt POV, Complete.

AU/AH. Going to a new school is always tough, but Chloe is used to it. What she isn't used to, is dealing with big meanies. What happens when our shy, drama girl is partnered with the scary football player everyone avoids? Rated M for citrus and language

The sixth time in so many years that Mello has forgotten... bu it's ok because Matt always remembers.

WARNING: CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS Mr Crepsley's reaction when he finds out that Darren has lied in his books about what happened in the cavern of retribution. One-shot. T for paranoia.

Wammy's House, a place full of gifted misfits with horrible pasts. The goal is to produce the next L, but at what cost? Take a peek into the lives before, during, and after Wammy's House. M for swearing, sex, violence, drug use, & other disturbing things.

Sequel to Techno Rejump; Matt's parents are on the scene, making life a little more difficult for Matt than he originally expected... Surely their romance can last though? Rated M for yaoi, lemons, the usual stuff

When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.

Teenage Frerard. Read to find out what it's about.

Sequel to CILNTY. Things aren't going as well as the guys might have hoped ... Rated for later chapters.

Frerard. Gerard is a lonely, nineteen year old asshole living with his mother and brother. Frank is a secluded, introverted fifteen year old, living with his mother. When she dies the only person he can turn to is the older boy he met at the art store.

MCR Frerard. After the Revenge tour, the guys head to Hawaii for vacation, where Frank and Gerard must face their feelings offstage. But the real world-and their relationship-doesn't take it as well as a crowd of excited fans. Rated for sex and violence

Skinwalker AU Dean and Castiel are both abandoned by their families for having the same 'condition' they live between people and animals on the street for years before meeting. Mentions of child neglect and vague abuse.

Matt wasn't entirely sure how he and Mello ended up stripping, getting deported to Mexico, and landing themselves in Mexican prison, but he was pretty sure that it still counted as FINALLY getting Mello to take him on an actual date. MxM oneshot.

Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.

Remus has a Shakespeare fetish. Also, Sirius gets angry whenever people try to flirt with Moony. And no, he's not jealous. ...Okay, he so totally is. Birthday present for Padfoot's Blondie! RnR?

Prequel to Sweet Nightmare/Sweet Addiction. - Why did Irial avoid Niall anyway? - Pre-WL, a bit of Niall/Irial. Collection of one-shots. T-rating is just to be safe

It's about Irial and Niall. Irial misses Niall's company one night and complications arise. This takes place after Stopping Time, sometime before chap 9 in Radiant Shadows. Rated M for the guy/guy content in most chapters. It's a lemon, but well written.

"Leaning back on my ankles, I watched to see if he would die, if that eye would dim in the final moments. If the light was snuffed out, would it still be as beautiful?" AU set in World War II, explicit mentions of blood, gore, violence, drug use, etc.

Mello was now muttering to himself, wondering if there was something playing against him, some weird force changing seconds to minutes and minutes to hours, making of this drive a neverending tour with no hope to reach his destination. LEMON and FLUFF

My short oneshots for Melissa Marr's Wicked Lovely Series that I've written over the years. May contain spoilers, please don't read unless you've finished the actual series. Primarily NiallxIrial .

Nobody wants a sob-story; especially not gods that look like cowboys. Klaus/Ben Post-Dallas.

Chocolate Kisses Sequel. Matt and Mello do some sight-seeing for their last holiday together. As events unfold along the way, they come to realize that their love for eachother runs deeper than they could have ever thought.

MattxMello are on their own until a visit to L has them helping on a case and dealing with a blossoming romance between L and a certain Detective named Light Yagami; MattxMello, eventual LightxL AND Near and OC.

Mello could hear a beat in his head, like drums, pounding at his thoughts and echoing in his heart. The longer he looked at Matt the louder it got until all he could hear and see was Matt as though he had tunnel vision. -MM DRABBLE

Klaus always feared being colorless. And then Ben came along.

A crying Ben leads Klaus to comforting resorts.

Licking his lips, Ciel knew he was in trouble now...

Just a collection some Matt/Mello stories, some involving shounen-ai and possibly mentions of sex, but not necessarily. But will involve: chocolate, lightsabers, trophies, cigarettes, etc. And chocolate.

Okay, yeah. This title is overused. Just pretend it isn't. Little drabbles of when either Mello or Matt are ill or hurt. Sounds stupid? Maybe it is. Or maybe it's flippin' awesome. We got some M&M's action goin on so it's shounen-ai. Enhanced language.

Frank finds himself falling in love with Gerard more and more each day, but doesn't notice until he's too far into this love. How does Gerard feel about Frank? Story takes place in 1996, Frank is 16 and Gerard is 19, Mikey is 15. Reviews would be lovely.

"I've always heard that jealousy was an ugly emotion, Saunders, but, damn, it looks really good on you." "Me, jealous? Ha, in your dreams, Souza." Rated T, bordering on M for language and citrus. Enjoy and Destroy!

TRANSLATION. OA is Sorn The Lucifer's Angel. Two shot. SBRL Slash. It's always just been a game, you know. I wanted you and nothing could have stopped me. Except you.

Moments are simply fleeting passages of time, hardly worth remembering except by those who were there to witness them. A collection of MM drabbles. Yaoi

Klaus never really considered himself a voyeur, but it was a habit he was happy to learn. Klaus/Ben, tentacles.

Be careful non-My Chemical Romance fans, this is a... detailed Frerard to be honest...

He didn't know why he had done it. Maybe just for a change, to see if his blood would run a different color. Maybe he just wanted to see if he would even still bleed. If he was even still human anymore. Maybe he was just crazy. Oneshot

It's Matt's birthday, and Mello's trying to make it memorable. Part of the "Housewife" series. Songfic for "Little Moments" by Brad Paisley. Warnings: rated M to be safe, lite lemon tart, cursing, and crazy yaoi fans; one-shot.

Mello wants to go somewhere for Valentine 's Day. Matt just wants to stay home and have sex. Before the night is over, Mello will be wishing he'd given in to his favorite redhead.

Just short little one shots based on thoughts I have. All different types of genres. It'll probably be mostly MxM and LxL, but I'll have other characters/pairings in it too. And rated Teen for language and adult themes.

There's always been a lot of speculation about where the monsters under his skin come from. No one knows less than the Eldritch Horror himself. Klaus/Ben

Growing up in the Umbrella Academy is not an easy feat. Especially if you regularly converse with the dead and a boy with tentacles coming out of his stomach. Klaus/Ben

today is Matt's birthday! :D turning 21 :D so I've written him a lil' fanfic and stuff :D anyway, enough with the crappy summery, enjoy the fluffy birthday gift! Happy birthday Matt, hope you have an awesome day! :D

Mello gets a bit drunk. Matt gets a unique dance on tape. "i dont think mello will get drunk again for a long, long time." Sucky sum. R&R, Rated for Mello's leather booty shorts ;3

Mello is a detective who loses a bet and has to crossdress for a day when he meets Matt. He decides to pursue Matt as a girl out of fear of rejection. Meanwhile his job gets more and more complicated. AU OOC

True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys oneshot. Fun Ghoul takes a trip to the Mailbox to say goodbye one last time. Based on the GIF/ picture of Fun Ghoul standing next to the mailbox in the NaNaNa video. My Chemical Romance. Good story, bad summary. R & R?

The only thing Light is sure of, now, is that every time the word drips off of L's lips, 'pet,' in reference to his captive, the world's three greatest detectives means it completely, one hundred percent literally. Oneshot, LxL but not romance. Slight AU

Because when you're forced to marry a certain blond who might be a homophobe, things are bound to get hectic. Matt just didn't expect things to turn out this bad. AU

Now the fingers, long and pale, were running along the keys, and as Mail decided it was time to end this, the first note swallowed his protest, making it impossible for him to go on as the second, third notes resounded.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

In which Mello asks a stupid question and Matt is a surprisingly convincing actor. Language, MxM oneshot.

"Sit with me, have a drink!" his voice was loud, happy and different from the gamer's usual husky drawl. Mello could smell the alcohol on his breath and it made him wrinkle his noise in disgust. He would have a drink, but not because Matt had asked.-1shot

Drabble from Mello's POV. It's that man again. The same man as before. He knows that face, that voice. For tonight, for him, he'll walk on the leash.

"Waiting on love isn't so easy to do - especially when you know you'll be waiting forever." Matt-centric, one-sided!Matt/Mello. Drabble, One-shot.

Matt is finally back with Mello but he's ignoring him. However, it seems that Mello's childhood experiment, based off Pavlov's dogs, can get Matt's attention directed at him with a mere whistle. MXM AND ALL COMPLETELY SMEXY LEMON!

All he wanted was to know why he was abandoned, by his best friend, no less. MattxMello... Lots of cursing

A folded letter laid outside in the hallway of an apartment complex. In loopy handwriting, the first words were: 'Dear Santa...'

Gerard and Frank have a deep secret and decide to share it with the band. FRERARD

Full title: A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide to Mello and Other Holiday Activities . In which Mello gets analyzed, Starbucks gets made fun of, candy gets eaten, and Matt gets wasted more than once. Matt/Mello, rated largely for language.

Every year Mello has successfully avoided all attempts to catch him under the mistletoe; this year he expects things will be no different. MM

You can be the straightest person in the world until you find that special someone. It is the feelings for that person that matter, and the challenges you are willing to face to be with them. A high school story of discovery, trust, and above all, love.

Matt really just wanted a co-worker. Instead, he got what's turning out to be a psycho stalker with a liking towards his ass. Great. MxM, AU, co-author between me Holli-chan and Atreyl! WARNING: Not a very romantic romance.-HIATUS: sorry guys.personal.

What starts out as a routine assassination for Matt quickly spirals into a mess of conspiracy, secrets, and passion. With his life at stake, Matt has to choose which side to play for when there is no good guy. Matt/Mello AU

Who knew Linda would be so important in our gamer's and chocolate addict's relationship? Oh, Mello, how oblivious you are... :Unromantic romance!:

Matt and Mello... well, let's just say that Matt's story is a lot different than you think. :Rating subject to change:

Poem in Matt's POV about the last time he saw Mello. Written for the blondes birthday. Read and Review please.

Light never hated L more than in the moment his father had a heart attack. Oneshot.

Matt, Mello,and Near because of their pasts and hobbies are picked on by people, mostly Light and his crew. And two new students apeared, L and BB who are twins who are picked on as well. This is the story of their high shool drama LxLight MattXMello Yaoi

She didn't even do anything! She was nobody! So why were the Genei Ryodan and some crazy city villain after her? She knew one thing, though. If not for Hisoka's abnormal attraction towards her weak and accident-prone self, she'd be dead by now. HisokaxOC.

'I just want to sleep' he said, yanking back Mello's covers and sliding into the bed, giving the blond no time to protest.He felt Mello stiffen the second the covers were fully back in place;Matt hadn't forgotten how Mello liked to sleep. MM

"It was the dead look in Matt's eyes when he looked up at Mello that made him freeze in his tracks. It was his words that shattered Mello's world..."

Diego and Ben are often stuck doing missions together. Usually, they don't turn out that well. Diego/Ben friendship, set during my other fic, Pictures of Us.

It's Matt and Mello's first April Fool's Day out of Wammy's House- which means that all their prank-related energy will have to be directed at each other... and Mello wakes up to Matt writing something on his forehead. MxM oneshot, fluff. Mello POV

Mello was used to Boxer Matt. And Sleeping Matt. Even Apron Matt, which had taken a while. But this, this was new. This was GLASSES MATT. MelloxMatt

Gene doesn't jounce the limb. Finny didn't die. Just a little flash of happiness. PRE-SLASH FINNY/GENE

It's graduation time and the twins are expected to go their seperate ways. Even with all the worries, the twins do what the twins do best - do things their way.

Hikaru and Kaoru are just messing about when SOMEONE might accidentally kiss SOMEONE then run away from guilt and confusion. I wrote this ages ago! Sorry if it's bad. Rated T for a bad word tee hee

Light's seen a lot of strange things in his life. Therefore, one would have deduced that on this particular afternoon, Light shouldn't really have been surprised when L walked into the room with a jar full of moths.

I hope you remember that. SLASHFIC. Klaus/Ben Poetry.

Mello tells Matt his embarrassing new pet name assigned by the mafia, and Matt, promising not to laugh, betrays the blonde's wishes. So, has Matt ordered his premature death?

TRANSLATED from french. Original title 'Amours ludiques' by Anders Andrew. The twins have always loved games, being together and discovering new things through each other. With that in mind, they might just want to play... hitachiincest, lemons, PWP

Matt's just your average, goggled gamer, but with a sudden decision on his brother's part, practically his whole life changes. But what can he do but accept it? Beware of lemon and self-lovin', MxM

He smiled because it ticked Mello off; Matt liked to see how far he could go before Mello had enough. MM Oneshot

All eyes are on him. Matt tries not to start hyperventilating as the sound of a zipper being undone sounds loudly in the room.

A rather short one-shot I wrote when I was bored, please enjoy! WARNING : Contains explict content and 'yaoi' or guyxguy. Please do not read if that offends you in any way, and no underaged kids! Hitachiincest!

MCR, frerard: Frank is in love with Gerard, but is afraid of telling him, as he doesn’t want to risk losing him. How will he deal with all those emotions he almost can't control?

What can a missing puppy bring to two certain people? Mello quickly learns the answer as he goes through a whole lot of trouble, plus the relationship he has with Matt...He just wanted his puppy, damn it.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

A series of one-shots all centering around the theme of our favorite couple being caught in compromising positions. Matt/Mello is the main pairing, but others will be making cameo appearances.

Mello and I have always been best friends - from the moment I moved into Wammy's House. Quickly, we became closer than is necessarily 'healthy', according to Roger. But honestly, who needs free will when you've got Mello?

..I don't know xD Mello gets lost in Wal-Mart, meets a little girl, and then the gang, L, Light, Matt and Near Find him. Random junk I wrote when I was hyper. Two shot. BL contained 3

Keep those boots on. You're sexy with them on. Mello/Matt. Gift!fic for Shaitanah.

After the Bachelor Auction, things get steamy between Zane and Riley. Will they be able to put their relationship back together after so many setbacks? Fluff and smut... can there be a better combination? Rated M for a reason! Beta'd by BugFan4Ever.

MxM, Matt and Mello get captured and are handcuffed to a pole together. Their initial escape plan is foiled and a different plan comes to mind. Rated M for violence, language, and smexy LEMONS

Mello decides to serenade Matt at three in the morning. Matt just wants to sleep.

A songfic. NearxGevanni, basically Halle and Rester trying to get Near to say he's in love with Gevanni.

This has always been Matt's least favorite holiday. A time meant for rejoicing and being with those you love, but it's not all that much fun when you have to hide from your best friend EVERY year. MattxMello one-shot :

Matt simply stared into those blue eyes, the little flecks of green in them catching his attention immediately, and he hardly heard a single word that came out those lips after the initial apology. That man was hot, was all he could think. MM Oneshot

On the run for over a year and half, our favorite supernatural group have been hiding out in a small town for a few months. What happens when Chloe and Derek finally find some much needed alone time? Rated M for Lemons and language.

"Out of all the people... in the Host Club... who'd have thought that MORI-SENPAI was the one with the dirty mind!" The twins cackled. Rated M for innuendo, just to be safe. No, this is not smut.

"Seriously Mels, come here." Mello growled lightly and stepped inside, crouching down as he moved towards Matt. He paused when Matt spoke again, the redhead's eyes dancing with mirth. "Close the door." Because hide and seek isn't so innocent at age 13.

HikaKao. They're twins. It's not so surprising that they would catch each other ... well, pleasuring themself... Series of oneshots on that theme. Rated M, twincest, smuttiness, you've been warned.

The next thing Matt knew, he was waking up in his bed, with a naked Mello beside him...and another Mello in the doorway. And another...and another. What the hell?

My name is Matt. Matt Jeevas. I'm a fourteen-year-old orphan, also a genius. I live in Whammy's. My life was a fine, normal one, until that one night I switched bodies with my best friend.

Light, L, BB, Matt, Mello, and Near in a chat room, with the special appearances of fangirls and Mikami. This should be interesting.

Hani likes cake. All kinds of cake. But cake just tastes better with Takashi.

KyouyaxHitachiinTwins threesome. The twins and Kyouya start a sexual affair. Hikaru finally agrees to let Kyouya take Kaoru for the first time. Warning: Dirting talking on Kyouya's part! And fairly descriptive lemon!

Sequel to Over-Stepping Boundaries. KyouyaxHikaruxKaoru. The awaited DP and the twins tell the others about their relationship.

One-shot written around the premise of Mello and Matt switching wardrobes. Light-hearted and humorous, but with some serious content as well.

Mello's sick, without pants, and too prideful to stay in bed. And if Matt keeps making him soup while shirtless, Mello might just decide to never get better.

Ryuzaki is missing, and a mysterious, vaguely familiar kid is claiming to be L's successor. Light is ready to rip his hair out. Mello, Matt, and Near are purposely not helping. WARNING: Crazy Wammy boys and Yaoi, Slash - LxLight, MattxMello

It's very early in the morning and all Mello really wants is a nice cup of coffee. All he needs is for his good buddie Matt to make it for him. What the blonde was not expecting was to hear about his friend's peculiar dream. MattxMello / One-Shot

Oneshot, set long before WL. Irial seems to have been avoiding Niall for the past few days. Niall is worried and wants to know why so he confronts his friend about his behavior. Irial/Niall pairing, if you don't like it, don't read it.

Although our favorite twins have come out to the host club, they need to keep their twisted relationship hidden from their mother- who has just reappeared after ten years. Oops! All this as they cope with Kimichi forcing the host club underground...

A journal, a secret, a game. A beginning to a relationship? Mr. Crepsley/Darren.

Mello knows he's destroying Matt, little by little. One day, he decides it needs to stop.

Mello and Matt Make their way to the local Wal-Mart for a little late night shopping and are met by all kinds of general misfortune, chaos, and large amounts of chocolate... Rated M for language and lemons. MelloXMatt

Series of oneshots about the twins waking up in the morning. Twincest, HikaKao moments

Mello announces that he and Matt are going on a date to an amusement park. Near is forced to come as a third wheel by Roger, but the boys plan to make the best of it. Full of jumpy tents, Go Karts, DDR, and other "activities". MattxMello; M 2 b safe

Matt had never expected Mello to ask him, eyes covered by his hair, to come with him. To leave Wammys; as L was dead and the succession given to Near. Written for DeviantArt's MattxMello-Fanclub song contest. Complete.

Weeks after the Dowager Dance, on the eve of Paul's sixteenth birthday, he and Noah decide to take things to the next level. Explicit consent, healthy relationship, first time sex. Warning: underage sex. Written 2010, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

Originally a oneshot, now continued. The twins finally get in trouble for their incestuous tendencies. Or do they? And about that kiss...

Chlerek "You're not a monster or a villian. But that doesn't mean you're an extra either." He stared at me. "So what am I? What do they call my character in the movies, Chloe? Not exactly leading guy material here." "But you are the leader." Extended :D

Mello wants a story. And Matt will give him one, all right.

Mello is busy cutting a bloody path through the criminal underworld, and Matt is hot on his trail. What happens when Matt finally catches up to him? Well. . . lots of guns, sex, and violence-that's what! All with a little Southern flavor . . . Mello/Matt. Mature themes, rated M.

Derek is such a foolish person. Honestly. DerekXChloe

Tamaki and Haruhi stumble upon the twins taking a nap. Slight HikaruxKaoru.

A non- slash one-shot of MCR, what Happens When Gerard, Mikey, Ray & Frank go Laser tagging? How Does Gee handle the little kids?

Whatever else you might say about Finny, about his dreamer’s impracticality, about his curious self-absorption that is charming in its innocence, he’s no idiot. Even he can’t miss what’s right in front of his eyes. //oneshot// //FinnyGene//

Be warned, there is language and implied yaoi-ness. Pure fluff. Frerard.

Kaoru is bored. VERY bored... So he and Hikaru decides to ditch Chemistry to create some of their own instead... WARNING: Smut, contains Yaoi, Twincest, Strong Language and Sexual Themes. Please R&R! And trust me: The Hitachiins equals HOT! LEMONY!

In silence, Matt and Mello grew up. In silence, side by side. In silence, two children became adults, too soon, too fast, too harshly. But along the way, love developed, without a warning, without a sound. CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX

I don’t like making eye contact with people, it’s too direct. He says I hide behind my goggles; I say the world looks much friendlier tinted with gold. The world as Matt sees it. The Wammy days and beyond. Matt x Mello Complete

MelloxMatt. Wammy's House period. Matt hated Valentines Day- watching eveyone else recieve gifts and cards and lovely red roses. Hmmm, can Mello remedy this?

Mat and Mello share a Christmas alone together, and each find that they're not the only to have harbored feelings for the other.

Mello has a scheme to prove that Roger is a homophobe, and, well, Matt might not be opposed to going along with it... MelloxMatt, Matt POV. Oneshot.

MCR, frerard: Gerard is both struggling with finding a way to tell the apparently oblivious Frank that he likes him, and trying to stay cool while his crush is running around naked.

Neither I nor anyone else at Wammy's House will ever be able to forget the day Mello left. Near POV, MelloxMatt oneshot

Hunters are viewed as celebrities, but never did Killua and Gon imagine they'd be the target of the media's interest. Shounen-ai, KilluaxGon.

When L brought Light to Wammy's House during the Kira case, he wasn't expecting Light to recognize Winchester. And he CERTAINLY wasn't expecting Light to already know his three best heirs. *AU of Sector L5*

Mello and Matt have both finally finished school its time for their happy ending now... but why has Mello become distant? POV changes back and forth between Matt and Mello.

FINALLY! After 255 failed attempts to tell you the truth, you’re FINALLY going to hear it! Because, today—Hikaru, TODAY! I’m going to make you listen! No storm, rain, dehydration, Haruhi or that DAMNED game boy is going to get in the way! Kaoru POV

Mello has forgotten his own birthday, but that's okay, because Matt's prepared. One part Queen, one part kink, one part total crack.

Mello is a genius of brilliant proportions. The only thing he can't seem to do, is remember his own birthday. Happy b-day Mello! Oneshot. Slight MM.

Matt/Mello oneshot Mello is not gay. Really, he's not gay. Despite what Matt thinks.

Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.

I just wanted to tell you...I like Ice-Cream too." SHORT MELLO/MATT FLUFF.

Oh, boy. Light and Soichiro want to go home for a day. But of course, Light's beloved L has to come with him too. And Watari. And Misa. And Matsuda. How is this going to turn out well...?

The Host Club is playing tag and Hikaru carelessly runs into Hani. He gets upset and no one knows what to do until Mori steps in. Will he know what to do? Haruhi's POV.

Light knows there is something wrong with him, and that's why he institutes himself into Wammy's Clinical Help Home. LightxL MattxMello

Raito is dead, but what happens if L wants him have a second chance? What is the price to save a friend?

AU. When Vanya and Kraken's relationship is discovered in the old days of the Umbrella Academy, catastrophic consequences occur. The situation is only complicated by the arrival of a villain with a dark connection to the Academy's past. Kraken/Vanya

Frerard one-shot. Frank has been attracted to Gerard since day one of My Chemical romance, but he knows that he's out of his reach. Today, his frustration comes to an end.

....or you should at least use a blanket.....and make sure no one else is around.

Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !

Matt X Mello, a few Light X L, BB, Near. What if two people are so much meant to be together that Gods fight over their lifespan ? How much can mind take before nervous breakdown ? How much can a body take before dying ?

I'd take it kicking and screaming, but for you I'll keep my mouth shut. So, so bittersweet and battered. MelloxMatt, slightly Mattcentric. Rated M for abstract sex.

Matt embarrasses Mello at a mandatory poetry reading and a vicious prank war ensues. Matt x Mello.

Matt, while falling asleep in Mello's arms, has an errant thought that Kira's followers are like Death Eaters. Oneshot Mello POV MelloxMatt

Mello's life isn't much fun, and of course his job at the 'Candy Shop'. But now he is starting to think working there does have it's perks when a red-headed guy comes into his life.

Matt finds out about the one who used to be ranked third at Wammy's. His name was C, and he loved B more than anything. All things considered, it sounds a little familiar... MxM oneshot, Matt POV.

MattxMello. Matt and Mello back at Wammy's house, when Matt had only just been moved into Mello's room, first of four stories.

Mello's a jerk- he knows that, thanks- and this time he's finally managed to piss off Matt. If he weren't so desperate to fix it, he would consider this rather an achievement. Mello POV, oneshot. Fluffy MxM.

No…way… I thought, lifting the comforter a bit before letting it drop once more upon seeing a very noticeable tenting in the light blue boxers that completed his ensemble day and night. He’s…dreaming about…me?//YAOI - ALT version to TWISTED MIDNIGHT

L and Light are forced to go to Misa's birthday part and wind up...playing Twister.

I’ve been thinking, Matt. You’d make the perfect prisoner. Do you love me, Matt? Do you really? MelloxMatt. COMPLETE!

Why does Mello suddenly changes his habits and eats marshmallows ? What's that awkward atmosphere growing between him and Matt ? Switching from Matt to Mello's POV, see how they live their hidden feelings and how they will end up in funny situations !

It has been two years since Matt and Mello were rescued from the streets and brought to Wammy's, but Matt's feelings have moved beyond friendship and family. Will he ever have the courage to tell Mello? And what will Mello say if he does? Sequel to Savior

Some pairings are just right. Some are not. Explore the world of crack pairing! LXHideki Ryuga and more!

Matt has excellent timing. A series of MxM sins.

Mello never cared about anything... Until a certain stripe clad boy catches his eye.

Have you ever wondered what the 'Witch's Aphrodisiac' card is for? The effect? The answer is: Killua might find it a little bit harder to resist his intoxicated friend. KilluaGon.

Matt & Mello are both well known for their friendship, but how did it develop? This story delves into Matt and Mello's fractured past, where they came from, how they met & how their friendship developed. Will Wammy's cope when these two meet?

A number of one shots that a friend and I wrote when we were bored. All contain Yaoi. All contain Smut. All contain Matt/Mello. Unbated.-COMPLETE

Frerard...One shot

A not-so-simple story between the Hitachiin Brothers. For no particular reason, Kaoru starts acting different around Hikaru; it's starting to tick him off because he just doesn't understand why. The other members even seem to know something...

After four years, they meet again, but Mello is no longer the Mello that Matt had fallen for. Matt/Mello.

Death Note AU after episode 25, meaning that L catches Light as Kira and lives. L and Light search for a killer who seems to know the Death Note rules, while coming to terms with the developing feelings they have for each other... LxLight with MattxMello

Mello is overbearing and controlling. Matt is quiet and keeps to himself. Although the two make a for a perfect friendship, how did the two polar opposites even meet? R&R MxM

A parody to "I'm not Okay" by My Chemical Romance for everyone's favorite straight ish band members!

Matt did everything by himself. Then he was forced to have a roommate. MelloxMatt

Gin learns more about his son's relationship with Killua than he ever really wished too. Cuter than it sounds with lots of fluff Killua x Gon

I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.

All Mello wants is something to die for. Matt’s ruining everything by giving him something to live for.

A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.

Sayu would like nothing more than for Light to go boil his head right now, but he always has to have the last word. Matsuda/Sayu, with background Light/L.

Mello makes innuendo and distracts Matt, as Matt tries to pull off a somewhat complicated hack. I am dispensing with all levels of warnings; I'm sort of sick of that. Most of you know how I operate by now. This isn't a dirty one, so just read and enjoy.

SEQUEL TO TWISTED MIDNIGHT!// Yaoi&Mpreg

When he is fourteen, Matt writes a letter. He isn't sure how to start it, and eventually just settles on 'Hey L. It's Matt'. Oneshot.

It had been exactly five days since I had chained him to me, exactly five days since he had been released from imprisonment as one usually thinks of the word’s meaning. Now he was in a different form of imprisonment, and if I had been//Yaoi

MattxMello. Mello decides to go all 007 and infiltrate a rival mafia family. Unfortunately, all does not go according to plan...

Mello's in denial.

“Mello smiled like a complacent cat. ‘We,’ he announced, ‘should play strip poker.’” Matt/Mello/Near Wammy's madness ensues.

Throughout their childhood, Matt always kept his feelings a secret. He never told him how he felt. But as they grow older, it becomes harder and harder for Matt to conceal how he feels about Mello any longer. Is the best thing to just stay away from him?

Frerard, of course. " “Huh?” I sat up, once again too fast, and saw Gerard leaning against the door frame in just a pair of pyjama pants, smoking a cigarette. And that was when I passed out. "

Matt wants to try something new, Mello isn't so sure. Yaoi.

Matt has a lot of faith in the power of video games to get him what he wants. If only he had a bigger TV to play them on, Mello would definitely be his. Matt x Mello.

He flung open the door, saw me, and stared. Not at my face, but at my uncovered torso. “Is it later?” I asked. ' Frerard. xD

AU.Matt/Mello with past Matt/Near and a little L/Light. What happens when Mello finds Matt diary from Wammys?

Mello wakes up from the best one-night stand in recorded history. The only problem is that Matt's the one lying next to him. Not quite fluff, but not quite anything else, either...

A conversation between L and Light in the bathtub doesn’t have the results they’d hoped for—because it’s easy to say when you don’t know who’s looking, harder to explain when you find out who heard. Watari pours tea and Soichiro fumes.

Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?

Wammy's House Third the Nerd, that is the discovery Matt makes. So it's expected he tells Mello about ALL his number discoveries.

You looked up from your Gameboy, and you smiled at me. It was so easy to love you. You were it for me. My Matt. My love. Mello's POV. Rated for language and other mature things

Maybe Matt's the crazy one. Mello/Matt

Matt does it like he does everything else: enduring, feet on the ground and heart in his hand, eyes always, always hidden. Lots of non-explicit underaged sex, Mello/Others, Matt/Others, Mello/Himself, Matt/Himself, Matt/Mello

It was a typical day at Whammy’s House. Mello ranting about Near and Matt playing his video games, but what happens when Matt gets fed up with Mello’s complaints about Near? Oneshot

What makes one sin worse than another? Is killing a man worse than loving one? MelloxMatt oneshot

Mello gets a bit nervous when his boyfriend in the wammy house starts trying to have sex with him...MattxMello

Oneshot: Mello can't sleep due to a thunderstorm, and finds himself missing Matt. During his mafia phase. Can be viewed as MxM, can be viewed as just a friend missing a friend

Matt usually lies for Mello when he does something wrong, but this time he's not going to bother. Oneshot set when they're kids in Wammy's House.

Mello makes Matt go outside to smoke... In the pouring rain. Matt doesn't like this idea so he drags Mello outside with him MxM fluff-ish

Matt isn't a very social person, so why then is he staying out all night and making mysterious phone calls? Even stranger, why is he so determined to lie to Mello about it? Mello decides to get to the bottom of it, and discovers something unexpected...

Matt was frustrated. Mello had ticked him off, so what does he do? Right. Get revenge by saying that Mello is a girl. And not only that, but his wife, no less. Rated for Matt's.. colorful language.

Matt had seen a rabid dog once. That's what Mello reminds him of, just now. A dog day afternoon, indeed. Wammy House era. Violence, some shounen-ai, and just general insanity. The bad kind.

It's Matt's turn to be seme. MattxXxMello

Mello tries to get Matt away from his videogames, and learns it's easier said than done. What exactly does he have to do to accomplish this task?

This is a songfic of the song "Call me Mellow" by Tears For Fears. It's From Mello to Matt so MelloXMatt pairing

Matt sings a song... songfic, very funny.

AU, first MattxMello. Matts being forced to be social by being in a dance class. Lo and Behold who does he meet?

Mello is getting tired of Matt's gameboy taking up all of Matt's attention, so he decides he's gonna play a game with him instead. Someone unexpected is watching though. Rated M for mature content/subject matter and swearing. MelloxMatt. Yaoi/slash. Malex

What rhymes with 'Jello'

What Kaoru finds in a box on the side of the road turns into a secret between him, Mori, and Hunny. However, with Tamaki and Haruhi getting serious and Hikaru's blood boiling with envy, other secrets are unlikely to be kept. Yaoi later in story. HikaKao.

Mello, for reasons that Matt, for the life of him, couldn't figure out, was twirling around the apartment with the lights off, in a kind of daze... Mello/Matt

My Chemical Romance. Frank Iero. Gerard Way. Mikey Way. Frerard. Frikey. Frank Iero loves his sex, and tonight, he gets it, twice

You thought it was finally over. You thought it would never return. But the Power of Orgasm has reached Raito Yagami and now... no one is safe. Crack!mini.

A little "what if Mello went into chocolate withdrawal" humor. It includes some Mello and Matt fluff...sort of. Rated M for language.

It was the smell of his cigarettes in the morning that reminded me who I was to him. One shot. My Chemical Romance fiction. Frerard.

Mello likes Screamo. Matt doesn't. The fic is good. The summary isn't. MxM.

AU. In which Kira is a corrupt politician, and Mello is trying to bring him down anyway he can, even if it means agreeing to the craziest scheme he and Matt have ever tried to pull off. M/M, Light/some people, crossdressing, general randomness. COMPLETE.

It's Exams week at Wammy's and while Mello's diligently focusing on his scores, Matt seems oddly disapproving. Mello wants to be number one. Matt just wants him to be happy. Sometimes it's about more than just numbers and figures. ONESHOT Matt/Mello

“Er… That is… you two are always having us play the “Which one’s Hikaru?” game, but I’ve never heard of you using the “Which one’s Kaoru?” game.” Warnings: Pseudo-AU, Cursing, Light Twincest

This is a Yaoi One-Shot for Matt and Mello. Rated Lemon. Very poorly written! I'm tempted to delete it... But I won't. Even though it's awful. Trust me.

Why are you doing this?" "...I want you to feel alive." MattxMello

This is called "trying to write a good, hot fanfic for a gay friend." Matt and Mello goodness.

Mello discovers fan art. Matt x Mello fluff and very, very mild yaoi in chapter two.

Matt and Mello haven't seen each other for four years, but after Matt gets a cryptic message on his phone, they are forced to reunite and reevaluate their relationship. Matt/Mello.

Just a little bit of Matt's thoughts. I suppose he's just talking to himself...either way, it's sweet. Almost sugar-sweet. Rating is simply because he's got a pottymouth, and there's mention of sex. Otherwise, it's suitable for teens.

MattxMello and a day full of crap. Poor Mello lol

Matt x Mello Wammy's Era Fluff There are many names. Names of encouragement, names of cruelty, and names just for name's sake. But then there is that name given to you by your love. And guess what mine was? That's right, Mello.

It was a rainy day back at Wammy's and Mello is out of chocolate. But he never knew that it would cause such things to happen. Rated for Mello's colorful language. Yaoi MelloxMatt

Chained together, Light must learn to survive alongside the world's three greatest detectives, L. The question is how? Insane OOCness and fluff. Sorry, I had to.

What’s Matt solution to the thoughts he keeps having about Mello? Ignore! MattxMello one-shot. Rated for language.

Matt placed himself on an empty swing, grabbing the chains and glancing towards Mello, “Join me!” he called out. MattxMello, fluffy. Spoilers. A bit short for my style, but it fit.

Death is something sleeping but you just can't wake up from it. Mello might be in hell or Heaven but as long as he has Matt what does he care?

It's been years since they've seen each other, and, when Matt and Mello meet again, a lot has changed. Mello is afraid of what Matt will think, but Matt just wants to see him. Written entirely in dialogue. Rated for strong language. Mild MattxMello.

Mello/Matt. Matt has an allergy to something, and the wacky hijinks that take place as a result. Mentions of McDonald's, love nests made out of snot-filled tissues, and... sexy roleplay?

Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.

Matt sees Mello walk by every day. He wants this stranger, craves his contact. When he finally says hi, he gets more than he bargained for. AU one-shot. Dedicated to my Matt.

Sequel to Vodka and Red Bull. "'Would you like to break me' I ask. Matt seems stunned.'As payback' The glassiness in his eyes vanish, and Matt smiles. We’re both thinking the same thing." Oh Matt...Will you just break me and crush my spirit, already?

Love. It's something they both felt for each other, craved to receive from the other. But with hardened facades set firmly in place, would either of them show it? Not AU, but 'altered circumstances.' Matt and Mello. One-shot.

He's always so dominant. So forceful...But even someone as strong as him, needs to be beaten into submission now and then. But, that's what fetish clubs are for. And those who submit to others...now and then, need to be forced to dominate another. MxM2

We'll do it all. Everything. On our own. We don't need anything or anyone. If I lay here. If I just lay here...? Would you lie with me, and just forget the world? MattxMello STOP PUTTING THIS ON ALERTS! THIS FANFIC IS COMPLETE!

I walked towards him, intending to pass him and waltz right on up those stairs and disappear…just another nameless, inconsequential face in his night. Perhaps that was too submissive, because it caught his attention.- An edgy one-shot with Matt and Mello.

Mello..." "What, Matt?" "Is this a good idea?" Mello paused to roll his eyes at the anxious boy beside him. "No. But we're doing it anyway." Oneshot.

Request: Mello/Matt - Spiderman Kiss. Mello orders Matt to break into a hotel room, on the pretense that it is about Kira. But what happens when Matt falls into a trap? A fic done for my Death Note Meme. Link in my profile.

Killua always felt something was special about Gon. After a while, he realized he loved Gon. When he tells Gon how he feels, he finds a pleasant surprise. Warnings: Yaoi. GonKillua. Oneshot.

But Matt's goggles made him feel like... a super hero. Not that he would ever admit that to anyone.

AU MelloxMatt, M for future chapters At the club...Mello can't take his eyes off this redhead in the distance. The way he moves, his carefree motion...This kid has Mello snared. He doesn't even know him, but he does know...he's taking him home tonight.

When Mello walks in on Matt unexpectedly, their relationship takes a new turn. MattxMello OneShot, YAOI! Rated M for sexual content. R&R plz.

Ever since the explosion, Mello never spoke. Matt's tired of being ignored. Mello/Matt one-shot.

Matt hasn't played videogames for two weeks and it's all Mello's fault.... MelloMatt!

Mello/Matt *Mattcentric* A simple trade was all he wanted, one needed realease and one craived bliss. ONE-SHOT

Sometimes, Matt's obsessions cause problems. Matt x Mello.

“What was that?” Mello asked. “Oooh!” Matt said, smiling cutely. “I kissed my boo-boo.”

No one did crazy like Mello. mattxmello

On Near's birthday, L comes for a visit. And Mello just wont stand for that. MattxMello, hinted NearxL, MelloxL. OS.

The Wammy House Orphanage is getting low on fundage, so, Matt and Mello have to wash cars! Short fluffy oneshot story.

Mello shows up at Matt's doorstep, with a bunch of new scars and the same attitude as ever. Matt takes him in, and puts up with him. Nine times over again. Some spoilers, but mostly vague. Hand waved slash. MattMello. Profanity. Friendly violence.

When Matt and Mello happen upon a wrestling match and compare it to sex, many things happen and they get many ideas. I got the idea from when i saw a wrestling match and I thought it was straight up sex. I was in fan girl yaoi heaven.It's public sex! R&R!

Say goodbye to your brain cells, kiddies. The title isn't kidding.

Mello gets paranoid when he's tired, Matt gets drunk when he's neglected.Summaries are hard .Just read.

[SHOUNEN AI: Mello x Matt] What it comes down to... is that Matt's bored again. And there's a photo booth on the side of the city street. At least, that's Matt's excuse. But it turns out that Mello starts to like Matt's idea more than he'd anticipated.

Matt wants to finish chopping up a few onions. Mello wants him to stop stinking up their apartment. Commence the inevitable Onion Bawlfest Of Doom. [In other words: Hi, this be crack. And there's really no such thing as a Bawlfest Of Doom.]

Oh Matt, you and your videogame mind. Oneshot, MattMello

Mello wasn't really as tough as he seemed. Constant bullying in school, but a hero to all the other kids at Wammy's. It's tough, feeling weak. At least there's someone who believes in you a lot. MattxMello fluff. Temp. Oneshot

[Shounen ai][MelloxMatt] Mello takes it upon himself to guess what Matt wants for Christmas. T for language. lol

It’s a wintery night at Wammy’s Orphanage, and Mello is cold. Or is he? [Minor MattMello, Slight OOCness]

Mello is angered by something Matt says in one of their many telephone conversations. Oneshot. Spoilers for Volume 7 and episode 25 of Death Note and on. Reuploaded because I edited it.

Matt has a conundrum. He wants to know what the big deal with kissing is... but girls are gross. MelloMatt Just random Wammy's fluff.

No, put that away! Mello was going to kill him. No, not just kill him, but torture him first, drawing it out as much as possible. A response to challenge set by maelgwynvioletstar. Matt centred, oneshot. R&R

Mello thinks up a fool proof plan to make him finally better then Near

MattxMello. Matt challenges Mello in a staring contest, but Matt's not exactly out to win. fluffy, sweet. rated T.

Horrible Oneshot of MelloXMatt. I dedicated this fic to EruLawliet for showing me the possibilities of Mello being seme. My first post and first attempt at humor...What happens when two boys are punished and left alone? Someone makes an orgasm face...

Gon and Killua have been in Greed Island for a week now, and Gon's now beginning to question Killua's embarassment everytime Gon tells him how he feels. Chapter 2 up!

...but maybe, given half a chance, they could turn it into something useful. Mello and Matt in fifty sentences.

All of Japan wants the low down to Yuki Eiri's sex life with Shindou Shuichi. How will the author respond? Oneshot

When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!

Bad Luck is leaving on a long tour, and Shuichi tries to convince Yuki to come along. Silly, fluffy oneshot.

Once Killua finally gets hormones, he refuses to take a bath with Gon at the same time. The only thing to convince him to take a bath with Gon, would be a bathtub filled with either ice cream or chocolate.